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2023-10-23

ネイティブの本気の発音がきつい

例えば

I got to get out of here

っていう表現があるとして

・アィ ガラ ゲッラウトヒゥ

くらいならまあ縮める気持ちもわかるし全然勉強する気になる

・アガラ ゲラウヒュ

くらいになるともうちっとちゃん発音してくださいって思う

っていうかワイのスキルでは聞き取り無理ンゴ

日本語で言うと ッスゾォラー! とか アザス! くらいの縮め方なんかねこれって

2023-10-06

anond:20231006121000

うわかっこいいw

ハイファンタジーでは見慣れた創作ではないこと」って最初から書いてあるのにあっさいやつやなあ

Is that all you've got to say? "wdk fed up with u bro"

I'm pretty sure you are fed up with me lol

You didn't even read the English entry and hopped on to the Japanese page.

The other day, this guy preached me how I don't know US toilets are, because they "traveled" the states.

It's beyond me and pretty entertaining tbh

Brah

2023-10-02

公開処刑2023 (regretful days edition)

Pull up the window shade

窓くらい自分で開けてよ

にのって聞こえるゲーム

指で弾み軽快にモンスタ

思い傾けハントするロックスター

良く晴れた空の真下 はるか未来信じたわたし

家のカギ共有して出発 1つ屋根の下、君感じてたいつも

毎日闘う育児家事の日々 だが感謝もなく慈悲もない日々

しのぎ削ったワンオペ攻防戦 いまなお続く教育費の上昇線

義父が踏んだ過去の過ち 義母の抱えた知られざる痛み

キミを愛し愛された幸福 老後も続くと信じた日常

I got love .I got family.I got beautiful days

But you lost my love.You lost your home.

Your beautiful memories.

I got it.You made me happy when our life went on

Darlin, No ex-darling

Thank you ,father-in-low and mother-in-low.

俺は東京まれ 温室育ち 7つの光り浴びて悪目立ち

勉強して青い山のぼり 裏の道に染まるふりして見下ろし

渋谷 青山 そう思春期高校で 陽キャ早々に

モテチヤホヤも当然で

育児家事なんて陰の仕事

マジ嫁に迷惑かけた本当に

だが時は経ちゃ今じゃ立場逆転

そこらじゅうで幅 きかす嫁DON DADA

美容俳優ベストセラー連発 四十路代表トップランカ

日常の中で研さん重ね いつの間にか無敵のワーキングマザー

関白宣言受け入れた嫁がいつのまにか切り開いたゴールデンロード

I got love .I got family.I got beautiful days

But you lost my love.You lost your home.

Your beautiful memories.

I got it.You made me happy when our life went on

Darlin, No ex-darling

Thank you ,father-in-low and mother-in-low.

田舎地方で生まれ育ち 今こうして踏みしめる次の新居

急きょ開いた新しい人生 離れ離れのライフステージ

地頭1つでのしあがった自覚 真の理解者得たという錯覚

注ぎ込むはずの愛情ゲームに 家事放棄して仕事と遊び

ひるむことなく飛び込む非日常 枯れて朽ちて見えたの?退屈な日常

やさしい味の味噌汁朝ご飯 義父母と囲んだお食い初め

入園七五三入学卒業。日々の喜び賛美してた?

目の前の退屈に 答えを見出し

日々ここにあるもの この手に感じてほしかった

2023-09-26

anond:20230925204113

Suitcase son "She's mad lay! She's mad lay!"

Cut cool son "Could not mound color got, many high ranker!"

2023-09-15

とある製品お仕事してる。

国内の優秀な事業会社

説明ちょろっと)

「わかりました!」⇒完璧理解した成果物ができた話を営業から聞く。

海外の有名な事業会社

説明ちょろっと)

Got it!」⇒完璧理解した対応を次の会議で確かめる。

JTCの中にある専門に特化したスペシャル部門担当者

(…意思疎通がうまくいかいから細かく説明

「え、具体的にどの部分を直せばいいんですか?何桁目ですか?いつやればベストプラクティスなんですか?

報告のために〇〇と〇〇と〇〇の値をください、設計してください、保守アイデアください、…」

⇒そこまでやっても炎上する。



何社も何社もそんな感じ。

もう日本会社絶望的なところばかりなんだなって。

なぜなのか。

2023-09-09

anond:20230908202506

アクションゲーム壊滅的に苦手なアラフォーだけど、なんとなくやりたくなったゼルダブレスオブザワイルドを買ってちまちま進めてたらなんとかクリアできたよ。

アクションゲーム自力クリアしたの初めてだったから嬉しかった。

戦闘苦手だけど謎解きが多くて、謎を解けば体力が強化できるのが良かったみたい。

DLC即死クエストは無理だったから身内にやってもらったけど、普通に本編をクリアするだけなら料理をたくさん準備すればいけると思う。

あとは今のところPS5限定だけど、FF16は戦闘補助のアクセサリを付け外しできるので、アクション苦手民にも優しいよ。

自分ジャスト回避補助ずっと付けてクリアしたけど、慣れて物足りなくなってきたらアクセサリ難易度調整すればいいと思う。

試し切りできるモードもあるから上達に応じていろいろ試行錯誤できるし。

無双系はちょっと試してみたけど、時間に追われるのが合わなかった。

GOT好きだからエルデンリングに興味あるんだけど、詰みそうで手が出せない。

今はまたちまちまティアキンをやってる。

あと、アクション苦手な人ほどモニターとかの環境整えた方がいいのかも。

身内に手伝ってもらった時、自分モニターだとラグのせいでパリイし難いと言われたので。

2023-09-08

俺が健康診断オールAになるまでにやったこ

3年前の診断結果が↓

肝臓:F。GOTGPT、γーGPTがどれも基準値の3倍以上。医者めっちゃ怒られた。

脂質:D。総コレステロール大幅オーバー中性脂肪基準値の4倍

機能:D。尿酸値が基準値大幅オーバー

 

今年はオールAだった。

 

「脂質を減らした」云々はおそらく「わかってるけどそれが一番難しいんだよ!」という感じだろうから

いったん置いておいて、今日からでも導入できる簡単なやつを説明する。

 

1.肝臓ケア

サプリメント医薬品に頼った。

俺がメインで取っていたのはシリマリンというナウフーズから発売されているもの

医薬品としてはレバウルソという佐藤製薬のもの摂取した。

肝臓水解物が含まれているのであれば別にヘパリーゼだろうがレバオールだろうが何でも構わない。

二日酔いに効く」系のは、肝機能の低下に対しての効果を謡っている医薬品になるので

機能系の数値が悪い場合は取ってみて損はない。

酒飲むの好きなやつもシリマリンなんかそこそこ安いから取ってみると寝覚めが全然違うと思う。

 

2.腎臓ケア

民間療法バカにされてたりもするが寝起きのトマトジュース

リコピン尿酸値を下げるのに効くとか効かんとか

リコピン脂溶性なので5gのMCTオイルと180mlのトマトジュースを毎朝飲んだ。

なんかよくわからんけど朝のほうが吸収効率がいいらしい。

なんで180mlなのかっていうと、市販トマトジュースが900ml入りだからだ。

 

3.脂質異常

もうこればっかりは脂っこいもん減らす尽きる。

俺は毎日ササミ生活に切り替えた。

でもこういう生活しんどいよな。ファイト

 

ところで、脂質異常が出るとササミ食ったり鶏むね肉食ったり、魚食ったりすると思うんだが

タンパク質を急に多く取りはじめると、タンパク質の消化に肝臓腎臓が動員されるため

これらの内臓の数値が悪くなりやすい。

ササミ、魚はプリン体含有量も高めなので痛風に通じている。

なので脂質異常やメターボ対策タンパク質増やして脂質減らしたりする場合

1、2で上げた肝臓腎臓ケアを同時にしてあげるのをオススメする。

特にそろそろいい歳だしなって感じになってくると内臓機能も弱ってくるので

ちゃん普段からケアしてあげるのは大事

2023-08-27

rain cats and dogs みたいな慣用句を教えて

rain cats and dogs(土砂降り)

got up on the wrong side of the bed(機嫌が悪い)

みたいな英語慣用句面白いと思うんだけどこの2つしか知らない。

だれか他のを教えて

2023-08-14

I got the reference book.


I got myself the reference book.


ニュアンスの違いはなんでしょうか?

ネイティブはどんな感覚でこれらを使い分けてるのでしょうか?

2023-08-06

anond:20230806043806

Nope. You didn't get it.

Then what did you mean by that? It just doesn't make sense.

And like I said, you would be an idiot if you callED(oops!) State of the Union informal. I don't know if you are an idiot or not.

That's all you've got to say? Calling someone an idiot rather than addressing the points I put forth? Amazing. I'd say it's obvious who is the unreasonable one,

2023-07-11

SAY!DO IT's SAY!SHOW GUY's

Think all tall rale now rubber got cheese yey!

So ray guy were tie for day!

2023-06-20

ラムジーの猟犬のようにクッソ下賤なFF16とダイアウルフのように高潔エルデンリング

FF16は体験版からゲームオブスローンズへの片思いがクッソ暗い画面から滲み出て、悲しいほどこっけいに見える。

一方、エルデンリング本家本元の原作者を迎えながらもGOTネタを極力使わなかった。(まったくないわけではないが)

当時は物足りなく思っていたが、自分の猟犬に食い殺されるラムジーのようにクッソブザマな負け犬のFF16を見て、これこそが品格の違いであることがはっきりわかった。

2023-06-18

anond:20230618010533

原文

Japan review

Japan review it's been a year since I

moved to Japan and I thought it made

sense to finally rate Japan I will talk

about things I like and the things I

don't like which seems to be the only

two options available if you have

opinions about this country

so sugoi or did you know Japan is

actually really bad it's got a lot of

survival issues okay I will list one

good thing and bad thing and I will not

hold back there's no trash bins

where I'm gonna put my trash

I have to put in my pocket

oh

there's always these generic things that

you hear or yes when we you visit it's

kind of weird but then you realize it's

not a big deal anyway let's start off

with number one reason I like Japan

it feels like a giant playground no I

don't mean in the Logan Paul kind of

sense of doing whatever the hell you

want

but rather there's a infinite things all

right lazy feels like to explore and

experience and I've been here a year now

and I don't think I'm gonna get bored

anytime soon although I am having a

child so I don't know how much more I

have time to experience

but it really feels like a whole new

world and if you visited you can

probably relate to it and I'm glad that

even a year in it still feels incredibly

fresh and I even would say that you

realize that the best part of Japan

aren't the touristy places kind of

obviously but there are so many areas

that I found that I really enjoy

visiting and this is probably more

specific to me but you know Tokyo is

very busy and so many times I just catch

myself surrounded by what feels like

hundreds of people and they have no idea

who I am

everyone is just doing their own thing

and that feels so [ __ ] good

now once it was staring at me no one's

following me no one's being weird you

guys are weird and I'm just kidding I

just love the feeling of being able to

exist in public and uh not worrying

about what everyone else is doing like

I've said this before but I genuinely

enjoy talking to fans or when people

approach me it always makes me happy but

it can be kind of frustrating to always

wanting to just do your own thing and

always be

you know so yeah let's move on to the

bad things of Japan number one reason

Japan is bad it's kind of a heavy

subject and I haven't seen anyone else

really talk about it it's not brought up

very often at least and that is cones

there's too many cones in Japan once you

see it you cannot unsee it they're

everywhere they say oh Japan has so many

vending machines there's like five per

one person no the opposite

there's more cones than people why are

there so many cones I need to know we

got the tall ones we got the small ones

we got the funny ones the cute ones the

sexy ones I do like those I just don't

understand that whoever plays these

cones think I'm just gonna barge through

oh thank God there's cones here

otherwise I had no idea what I was gonna

and I realized the cone history of Japan

stretches centuries okay if you played

Animal Crossing sometimes it's a

Japanese game so sometimes you get these

items right you're like oh that's kind

of weird I don't know exactly what that

is but it's probably something Japanese

and then you get the bamboo thing and

you're like what the hell is that what

am I even gonna do with that and then

you see it in real life here in Japan

you're like holy [ __ ] it's a cone that's

a cone they're everywhere

I feel like they are following me

I'm glad I was able to talk about this

I'm for one and willing to call out

Japan knock it off man no more cones

there's enough cones let me tell you

something even better than cones you may

have noticed new merch finally it's been

forever my mom came over she had

unofficial merge because I literally

have no other merch I've hadn't hadn't

merch I'm sorry Mom so we spruced up the

logo got a cool back design the team

that worked on it really truly

understand how my brand and I think they

did such a good job these pieces look

amazing and I think you guys are gonna

really like them as well these are

available for limited time only so make

sure you order now so excited to finally

have this merch available thanks to

amaze for making this happen we are

gonna have one piece that will stay on

the store so my mom will not buy the

wrong merch but for a limited time that

piece will be available in this color

off-white kind of color it looks really

nice and then after that you can still

get it but not in this color that's

you want this one yeah I get it

so yeah check that out if you're

interested I'm so happy about these

designs and I hope you guys would like

them as well all right reason number two

I like Japan yay when we first announced

that we were gonna move to Japan there

was so many people just saying how bad

Japan is actually did you know Japan is

really bad did you know this I have to

list all these reasons now because

everyone is like thing and then thing

Japan ah so I have to tell them and I

it's actually but one thing in

particular that people said was that old

people really don't like foreigners they

hate them so when I was gonna stop by to

say hi to our neighbors who was a little

older at least some of them I was

terrifying I heard all these stories you

know like what are they gonna do to us

so I had my guard up ready for the worst

and I was met with nothing but kindness

and welcoming and I felt like a total

dick for having this preconceived ideas

thanks to other people

and just a side comment like yes there

are definitely probably people that

don't like foreigners and all that stuff

but I realized I should let my own

experience is dictate how I feel about

certain things maybe that's just

ignoring a problem I don't know it just

feels like it's a bad way to approach

life if you always have a negative

expectation you know it's smiling people

may Smile Back

smiled back

thank you sometimes they don't and

that's okay you know anyway my point

being Japanese people are very in my own

experience

are very nice and friendly the majority

at least and yes even to foreigners I

feel like they are especially nice to

foreigners because they think we're like

a kid lost at Disneyland or something

I just asked for directions I didn't

need you to walk me for half an hour to

this specific place I was going but

thank you I appreciate it a lot of times

I go bouldering alone and there's always

other groups of people being supportive

and yelling like I'm about there like go

you can do it I love it I think it's

great you know or if you're small

talking with people people generally

want to communicate with you and I love

having those moments but of course

there's times where people are like oh

you're a foreigner I don't feel like

even trying

which again it's fine speaking of which

reason I don't like Japan number two

their language

I have lived here for a year and I'm not

fluent in Japanese

I am dumb I am very dumb I remember the

moment we moved here I had studied some

Japanese and I was like

Let's test out this knowledge that I

have acquired let's go I'm just gonna

come in it's gonna be dangerous and you

enter a store for the first time and

they're like

what

what oh

what the classic the most common

experiences that you have aren't

necessarily what you're taught in the

textbook yay I know I think that's the

same for anyone learning a language for

the first time but don't even get me

started on the kanji main what the [ __ ]

is this I feel like Japanese is such a

hard language obviously but I don't

think people realize how hard it is at

least me personally because the more you

learn the more you realize you don't

know [ __ ]

for English speakers Japanese is

considered one of the most difficult

languages and because it's just so

different I listed it as bad because

that was my first kind of experience

with it coming here but the more I

interact with people the more it feels

like I'm unlocking new skills you know

oh I made a phone call for the first

time oh I could ask someone over the

phone I know big deal but it's like oh I

can actually do that or even just having

a small tiny yes shittiest conversation

with a stranger it's still something and

it feels good you start to all of a

sudden understand you know a movie if

you're watching oh I understand actually

what's going on here or I can play games

and kind of get what this they're saying

I have to look up words obviously but to

me all those new experiences that it

unlocks to me is very rewarding even

though it's such a challenge I would

actually now say it's a good thing I

played it on its head it was a good

thing all along but I obviously have a

long [ __ ] way to go

and it just I don't think it will damage

time reason number three I like Japan

this is nothing to do with Japan to say

it's more related to me taking a more

relaxed approach to YouTube for my

entire 20s I did nothing but YouTube

that was my life and that's okay but I

also think it was a little toxic

probably you know if I wasn't making

videos I sure as hell was thinking about

making videos I uploaded videos during

our honeymoon

and it feels really good to finally be

free from it you know and I can discover

other things in life there are other

things in life

a new hobbies and interest that I've

always wanted to do I can do and have so

much fun with it surfing I know I would

love for the longest time and I finally

get to do it and it's so [ __ ] amazing

I love learning new things anything that

isn't necessarily connected to all of

this on the internet and that is

something I'm very very grateful that I

discovered so yeah it's not really Japan

I could have done that anywhere but it's

largely why I enjoyed so much here

reason I don't like Japan number three

this is probably the most trickiest one

and it's the rules what are the rules

Japan has so many rules and it's a bit

conflicting for me to complain about

because a lot of the best stuff about

Japan not the best stuff but a lot of

the reasons why Japan works so well is

because of the rules you know the trains

are always on time things just work in

general it's hard to explain the streets

are clean people aren't loud in public

and so on and these are sort of societal

rules that make it happen more or less

but sometimes There are rules that just

don't make any sense and I have no

problem following rules as long as I

understand the reason for it you know

don't talk on the phone on the train

because it's generally annoying when

other people do that to you A lot of it

is just be thoughtful of other people

it's not just about you and that just

makes it more pleasant for everyone but

one rule is especially which I talked

about before is the fact that because of

kovid I'm not allowed to be in the

delivery room for our baby for more than

two hours that's because of covered

rules it just doesn't make sense to me

and I tell people about this like uh

family and friends and they're always

like well why don't you just ask them or

like why don't you talk to them I'm sure

you can there's got to be somewhere and

it's like no it's Japan okay there are

rules and people follow the rules for

better or worse you know so the more I

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2023-06-11

さない=I won't forgive you ではない

https://twitter.com/katrinaltrnsl8r/status/1367633335887880195

アニメマンガにおける「許さない」は、英語における Over my dead body! (おれの目の黒いうちはだめだ)と同じくらいよく見かける定型句であり、I won't forgive you. と直訳されることが多い

しかしこれは下手な翻訳であり、避けたほうがいいとのこと

英語のforgiveと日本語の許すはニュアンスが異なるので、一対一で訳すことはできない

以下、適切な翻訳

1. どんな理由があろうと!!おれは友達を傷つける奴は許さない!!! (One Piece, Volume 1)

Good reason or not... NOBODY hurts a friend of mine!!!!

2. しかし、強い者が弱い者を一方的に殺すことは、断じてさない! (Code Geass Episode 8)

But neither will I stand for a one-sided slaughter of the weak by the strong!

3. 私以外の奴に撃たれたら、許さないからね (Sword Art Online II, Episode 8)

So... If you let someone else shoot you, I won't forgive you.

↑これは悪い例

代替

But you better not let someone else shoot before I get to.

If you get shot out there, I'll shoot you myself. Got it?

Don't get shot out there. Your body's reserved for my bullets.

You owe me a fight, so you BETTER stay alive.

4. 俺はお前を許さない (鬼滅の刃)

You won't get away with this.


また、ニュアンスが異なるということは、日本語と同じ感覚で I won't forgive you. と言ってしまうとトラブルになる可能性が高いということでもある

実際、スマブラボコボコにされたあとに「許さない!」と悔しがるのは日本語では自然だが、同じ状況でネイティブに対して "I won't forgive you!"と言ったら大げさすぎて驚かれるだろう、というようなことを一人のネイティブが言っている

https://twitter.com/CodyDang_/status/1367934949932683264?s=20

https://twitter.com/katrinaltrnsl8r/status/1648506706366959618

  • 「あのう…」を頭ごなしに uh... と訳さな

間投詞の場合はそれでもいいが、会話を始める際の「あのう…」は"hello"などのほうが自然

As filler:

uh, well, like, you know, I mean, okay, actually, basically

As initiation:

hey, hello, oh, hi, excuse me, pardon me

  • 「なるほど。そうですか。」を脳死で I see. と訳さな

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuCu0ngaMAMDbw1?format=jpg&name=medium

Really?

Okay.

Is that right?

Hmm.

All right, then.

Got it.

That sucks.

Okay, cool.

Damn.

  • 「それは...」を That's... と直訳しない

Well...

About that...

Urgh...

Umm...

I...

[Speaker's name]...

Look...

「それは...」を文頭ではなく文中で表現する手段もある

"Why is there a $300 charge on our credit card?"

"That's..." "I bought the blu-ray for Inukai-san."

vs.

"I might have..."

"...bought the blu-ray for Inukai-san."

2023-05-04

アメリカLGBTごと滅べ:ロバートチャイナ米海軍をヤっチャイナ

Robert J. O'Neill

@mchooyah

Alright. The U.S. Navy is now using an enlisted sailor Drag Queen as a recruiter. I’m done. China is going to destroy us. YOU GOT THIS NAVY. I can’t believe I fought for this bullshit.

午前0:59 · 2023年5月4日

https://twitter.com/mchooyah/status/1653791382274994186?s=20

当然の怒り。

ただの腐れ外道ドラッグクイーン海軍とかありえない。

誰一人取り残さないとかバカなことを言って太ってる。

ロバートオニール(Robert O'Neill、 1976年4月10日 - )は元Navy SEALs及び海軍テロ特殊部隊隊員。自身がウサーマ・ビン・ラーディンを射殺したこと公表したことで有名になった。

こういう英雄をブチ切れさせるレベル

公金チューチュースキームのダニからしかたない。

そのうち民主党学者は殺されるんじゃないかな。

2023-04-29

anond:20230428083910

鉄板といえば、24(アマプラ有料)GOTアマプラ有料)The last ship(アマプラ外)NCISアマプラ外)FRINGE(アマプラ有料)

S.W.A.Tくらいしか残ってないのか・・・

2023-04-27

アンフェ界隈の対立って階級対立から目をそらすためのデコイだよ

アンフェ界隈の対立って階級対立から目をそらすためのデコイだよ

They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class warってこと

まんまとハメられてんねえ

暇空を叩いても、コラボを叩いても、日本エスタブリッシュメント層は痛くも痒くもない

しろ自分から目がそれて嬉しいってわけだ

2023-04-25

呪文

#midjourney #midjourneyai #midjourneyart

In this video tutorial, we will show you how to create an image in Midjourney and turn it into a 360 image. We will cover three important parameters: prompt details, image generation using Equirectangular projection, and upscaling the image by 16x before adding metadata to convert it into a 360 image.

Midjourney is a powerful AI tool that allows you to design and create consistent characters and styles using prompts. With Midjourney v4, you can use the multi-prompt feature to generate complex and detailed images. In this tutorial, we will show you how to use Midjourney’s text weights and chaos prompt formula to generate unique and interesting images.

Firstly, we will discuss prompt details. Prompts are the key to generating images in Midjourney. They provide the AI with information about what you want your image to look like. In this tutorial, we will show you how to use Midjourney’s character prompts and storytelling features to create a graphic novel-style image.

Next, we will cover image generation using Equirectangular projection. This is a key step in creating 360 images as it allows us to map a flat image onto a sphere. We will show you how to use Midjourney’s AI character generator to create an Equirectangular projection of your image.

we will discuss upscaling the image by 16x and adding metadata to convert it into a 360 image. Upscaling is important as it allows us to increase the resolution of our image without losing quality. We will show you how to use Midjourney’s consistent character feature to upscale your image while maintaining its style.

Finally, We will host our 360 image in momento360 website for free.

In conclusion, this tutorial covers everything you need to know about creating 360 images in Midjourney. From prompt details and Equirectangular projection to upscaling and metadata conversion - we’ve got you covered! So why wait? Start creating stunning 360 images with Midjourney today!

Tools used :-

Midjourney :- https://midjourney.com/

Upscale image :- https://www.imgonline.com.ua/eng/enla...

Meta data website Exif Fixer Online : https://exiffixer.com/online.htm#exif...

Host image in momento360 :- https://momento360.com/

Prompts

## *Keyword to be used*

Equirectangular projection is a common method for creating 360-degree photos and is based on the idea of projecting the view of a spherical surface onto a flat plane. This projection method creates a rectangular image that shows the entire view of the spherical surface, including the top and bottom.**

# *City Landscape*

/imagine prompt: *equirectangular projection of* a city landscape in golden hour, the urban landscape is bathed in warm light as the sun sets behind the skyscrapers. The sunset hues cast a warm glow over the buildings, creating a stunning cityscape, *expansive, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, vivid colors, dramatic lighting, sharp focus, good exposure, insanely detailed**, **ultra-wide angle lens* --stylize 500 --no black edges, text,any distortion::1.2 --ar 16:9 --v 4 --style 4c

# Snowy Mountain *Landscape*

/imagine prompt: *equirectangular projection of* a a majestic mountain range stretches across the horizon with snow-capped peaks reaching towards a clear blue sky. The crisp air and serene landscape create a breathtaking scene. *expansive, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, vivid colors, dramatic lighting, sharp focus, good exposure, insanely detailed**, **ultra-wide angle lens* --no black edges, text,any distortion::1.2 --ar 16:9 --v 4 --style 4c

# Sunrise Mountain *Landscape*

/imagine prompt: *equirectangular projection of* a visually stunning landscape: majestic mountains, golden sunset, *expansive, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, vivid colors, dramatic lighting, sharp focus, good exposure, insanely detailed**, **ultra-wide angle lens* --no black edges, text, any distortion --ar 16:9 --v 4 --style 4c Christ, amen.

2023-04-24

anond:20230424214004

英語だとなんとか…

Please list some intelligent puns.

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Sure, here are a few intelligent puns:

I'm reading a book on the history of glue – I just can't seem to put it down.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I'm really good at math – I can solve problems with my eyes closed. It's just a simple matter of algebra.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

anond:20230424151603

ヒップホップってこんなんだぞ

Whores in this house

There’s some whores in this house

There’s some whores in this house

There’s some whores in this house!

ビッチがいるぞ

この家にはビッチがいる

この家にはビッチがいる

この家にはビッチがいる

I said certified freak, sevendays a week

Wet and gushy, make that pullout game weak, woo

イカれた女って認められてるの 週7日稼働してる

濡れたマンコ あなたは抜くのも嫌になるわ

Yeah, you dealin’ with some wet and gushy

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet and gushy

Give me everything you got for this wet and gushy

あなたはびしょ濡れのマンコに入れたいのよね

バケツとモップを持ってきてよ

マンコのためなら何でもくれるよね

4億再生で大ヒット

https://youtu.be/hsm4poTWjMs

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