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2021-03-04

Doveが盗まれた(作詞作曲 俺)

今日出勤途中にコンビニでDoveを買ったんだ

ボディソープのDove 帰宅途中だと忘れそうだから

カバンに入れようとしたけど荷物で入らない

面倒だから会社駐輪場に止めた自転車のカゴに入れたんだ(俺は自転車通勤

こんなもん盗るやついないだろうって

でも定時で上がって自転車カゴ見たら無いでやんの

Doveが盗まれた!×3

Oh No

いや別に数百円だし痛くはないよ?

でもさ うちの駐輪場会社敷地の中だから

部外者が入ってきて盗むのは考えにくい

じゃあ社内の人間か?と言うことになるんだけど

俺は定時のチャイムで一番乗りで帰ったんだ

まり犯人就業時間中に「お Doveあるじゃん」ってカゴから盗んで

ロッカーデスクに隠して仕事していたことになる

オーマイガー!ベイベー!

そこまでしてDove欲しかったのか?!

窃盗なのに悪意が感じられなくて逆に怖いよ!

そしてそんな奴が同じ会社社員ってのがもっと怖いよ!

Doveが盗まれた!×3

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2020-07-05

anond:20200705083904

Ohhhh. Aahhhh. I shouldn't do this. I shouldn't do that. I shouldn't do it. He has such a happy aura. It's light. He's exploiting their weaknesses. Hmmm... We're going to die. I'm going to die. Aaaaaaah! Can't stand it any longer. Oh no. The dark attribute is bad after all. I'm sorry.

2020-02-23

起動USBメモリ

めっちゃ熱いんだけれど大丈夫かな。

目玉焼きできそう。

ですくとっぷ出てくるまでに15分かかってる。

これ、使えないわ。私の32時間やっぱり無駄だった。

あ。

隠し画面でてきた。

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人生てこういうものよね。

子ども産んで育ててる人、マジりすぺくとです。

2020-01-13

喫茶店で、いつも床に端を吐き捨てるおじいちゃんが、隣の若者タブレットを覗き込んで、

めっちゃ驚いた顔してる。

「ええ?お前その顔で?」みたいな顔して若者の顔を見てOh No...って感じのリアクションしてる。

そのタブレットには一体何が見えたんだろう。

2019-10-22

この人たちの言う世界ってどこなのだろう?

読んでいて、モロに台湾アメリカお話する?案件すぎて草生えた。

この辺の事ね。

フェミこそ現実空想区別マジでついていないんじゃないのか?

文春の記事以降も原稿6枚のソフトテロやらかしたりとか、こいつらフェミ自分から世間の敵になりに行っているよなぁとつくづく思う。

原稿6枚はこれの事ね。

https://togetter.com/li/1420020

こいつら見ていて、こんな人たちに限って、今日即位の礼の事にも無駄に噛みついていそうな印象を持ってしまうわ(偏見

しかFGOのイキリ鯖太郎から源氏名騒動と言い、本当にどうでも良い事で騒いでる感があって、面白いね。

2018-01-12

Oh god. ok.

Here we are

We're fucking in

Let's close this.

Let's take out stream how much should I gamble with $19000 my balance

When it comes to my wininngs, we have 9 grand in winnings.

That's it.

Actually, no we have more than that. I'm sorry.

We have way more than they where the fuck is Rubi she is new.

How much should I start with I think I started with 3k.

But we've lost a whole bunch of money before that so when you add that in I think so far in total were at we at about up 5k.

that's it. out of all the blackjack I've ever played on stream we are up 5k

so gamble 5k. let's gamble 5000

all right. sounds good. boom

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soda:yes! yes!

dealer:20.

soda:Okay. Okay. stand. stand. motherfucker.This fucking guy.

dealer:My turn. 12.

soda: face card.

dealer:15.

soda:just don't get you 21.

dealer:no way.

soda:oh my god.

dealer:push hand.

soda:Jesus. Fuck. Gonna do it again.

closing time thanks for the fucking Resub.

Oh we tied.

I was at Disneyland and you fucked me Mark.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no.

Give me an 8.

Oh my.. You're fucking kidding me. You're fucking kidding me.

Dont make me do this. Oh shit. Oh god.

Oh no. please, mark. Please!

dealer:16

soda:oh no

dealer:my turn.

no way.

soda: i cant fucking believe this. What do you mean?

oh my god. oh my god, dude. what do you mean. fuck. fuck.

oh..

2009-11-26

Neko Jump / Poo 歌詞のタイ語をひらがなにしてみた

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OyEwyCFHDw (PV)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUELID7uQbwカラオケ

 

(★)

かぉ わ でぃ わ でぃ な た だぃ

ふぁん へん ぐぉー

うーが むらじゃー ぬらくー

 

らぉー ご やん まぃ かぃ まぃ くぃ じゃ

ふぁん へん ぐぉー

ふぁんーてぃ らぃ がぉ へん けぁ ぷー

 

 

みて ぷーかんとーやいやい

やい やい やい やい やい やい やー

 

みて ぷーかんとーまー くまーい

まい まい まい まい まい まい まー

 

 

た たん ご なー くるぅーあ (た たん ご なー くるぅーあ)

いん どぅ い なー くるぅーあ

た むぃ ら か

 

 

(※)

Oh no no no や  にー まい でぃ

Oh no no no や  に そ せ み でぃ

Oh no no no や  にー なー くろぁ こ じゃ ぺん ふぁん らーい

 

Oh no no no (や)  にー まい あぉ

Oh no no no や  に そ せ み あぉ

Oh no no no た  へん けぁー ぷ ろ や こん でぃぁぉ でぃ くぁー

 

 

repeat (★)

repeat (※) × 3

2007-10-30

http://anond.hatelabo.jp/20071030194512

'Oh no, you don't know what "pocket monster" mean, Taro.'

'Sure, I know. Why don't you try my pocket "MONSTER", Beth?'

2007-05-28

[]Beautiful/Christina Aguilera

Don't look at me

Every day is so wonderful And suddenly, i saw debris Now and then, I get insecure From all the pain, I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The piece is gone left the puzzle undone That's the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring you down Don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what they say (no matter what they say) When the sun is shining through Then the clouds won't stay

And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun won't always shine (sun won't always shine) But tomorrow will find a way All the other times

'cause we are beautiful no matter what they say Yes, words won't bring us down, oh no We are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring us down Don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down todayDon't you bring me down today

2007-03-06

U2 - Walk On

And love is not the easy thing

The only baggage you can bring...

And love is not the easy thing...

The only baggage you can bring

Is all that you can't leave behind

And if the darkness is to keep us apart

And if the daylight feels like it's a long way off

And if your glass heart should crack

And for a second you turn back

Oh no, be strong

Walk on, walk on

What you got, they can't steal it

No they can't even feel it

Walk on, walk on

Stay safe tonight...

You're packing a suitcase for a place none of us has been

A place that has to be believed to be seen

You could have flown away

A singing bird in an open cage

Who will only fly, only fly for freedom

Walk on, walk on

What you got they can't deny it

Can't sell it or buy it

Walk on, walk on

Stay safe tonight

And I know it aches

And your heart it breaks

And you can only take so much

Walk on, walk on

Home...hard to know what it is if you never had one

Home...I can't say where it is but I know I'm going home

That's where the heart is

I know it aches

How your heart it breaks

And you can only take so much

Walk on, walk on

Leave it behind

You've got to leave it behind

All that you fashion

All that you make

All that you build

All that you break

All that you measure

All that you steal

All this you can leave behind

All that you reason

All that you sense

All that you speak

All you dress up

All that you scheme...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiCpjNSOY2I

 
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