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2024-03-19

Could you check my sentence?

Could you check my sentence? Grammar and 単数形複数形 and so on. Re write please.

I think career planning is not essential for a successful work life especially for woman. I would like to show example in Japan.

In Japan usually woman starts their carrier after graduated from the university. I saw statistics shows that woman’s salary starts from 1 to 3 million yen in the biggening. The peak of the salary will be around the age of 25 as 5 to 6 million yen. After that it will drop harshly to 100 million to 0 yen. Why we have this huge drop?

The reason is that most of Japanese woman retire after their marriage called “Hanayome Taisha” and some of them will be housewives, that means no longer to continue their carrier. However, these days it is very hard to live rely on man’s income to live in metropolis. Some of woman start working as a part timer to take care of their children while husband works fulltime and this makes woman not to be able to paid well. The statics shows that woman’s carrier restart between 30 to 35 years old but the salary will not be the peak like their 20s anymore. From these statistics, I think woman’s carrier depends on what kind of lifestyle they want.

ChatGPT

I think career planning is not essential for a successful work life, especially for women. I would like to provide an example from Japan.

In Japan, women usually start their careers after graduating from university. Statistics show that women's salaries start from 1 to 3 million yen at the beginning. The peak of their salary is typically around the age of 25, ranging from 5 to 6 million yen. However, after that, it drops sharply to 100 million to 0 yen. Why do we see this huge drop?

The reason is that most Japanese women retire after getting married, a phenomenon called "Hanayome Taisha," and some become housewives, meaning they no longer pursue their careers. However, these days it is very hard to rely solely on a man's income to live in a metropolis. Some women start working as part-timers to take care of their children while their husbands work full-time, which results in women not being paid well. Statistics show that women's careers restart between 30 and 35 years old, but the salary is not at its peak like in their 20s anymore. From these statistics, I believe a woman's career depends on the kind of lifestyle they want.

User

why you use women ? I used woman.

ChatGPT

I used "women" instead of "woman" because your original text seemed to refer to women in general, rather than a specific individual. When discussing women as a group, it's more common to use the plural form. However, if you prefer to use "woman" to refer to women in general, I can adjust the text accordingly.

2024-03-07

ドミノピザ 半額祭り

ピザサンドを前からずーっと食べてみたかったので、半額キャンペーンに乗じて初注文してみた。

普段なら到着時間5分なのに25〜45分待ちになってて草なのだ

270円税込送料込で家まで配達してもらえるなんて有り難い。

対面で受け取りたくないのでDropGo選択

しかし支払いにPayPayもauPAYもメルペイも使えないのはなぜ〜?

しかたないのでApple Payで決済した。

業界大手のPayPayは使えないのにd払いや楽天ペイは使えるのはなんか派閥とか関係してるのかな?

2024-02-28

外国人診療拒否差別問題に発展してるクリニックがある

/r/japanlife/s/P1LIa3VcAm

Was told "no foreigners" by a clinic

I just recently moved to a new area in Tokyo, I called a nearby clinic to make a reservation (in Japanese) and pretty quickly into the conversation, the receptionist asked if I could go somewhere else instead. When I asked why, she clearly and blatantly said "they don't take foreigners." I was shocked so I asked again just to make sure I heard right and again she said they don't take foreigners.

When I accused the clinic of discrimination they tried to deny it and claim that "it's difficult to communicate with foreigners," though I've never had that issue at any other Japanese speaking only clinic or hospital.

If this were just a bar or something I'd drop it, but the fact that a CLINIC can blatantly discriminate against patients seems insane to me. I'm not expecting much sadly, but is there anywhere I can report them?

I'm paranoid about just leaving bad reviews because I've seen a first hand case of someone getting sued over one.

UPDATE:

I called a "patient voice" hotline for reporting these sort of things. I explained the situation and they said they would contact the clinic. They later updated me and said they were actually able to talk to the doctor, and he just doubled down and insisted they did nothing wrong because "communication with foreigners is difficult." After that they basically could not do anything else other than offer sympathy lol...

[患者の声相談窓口 東京都保健医療局 (tokyo.lg.jp)](https://www.hokeniryo.metro.tokyo.lg.jp/iryo/sodan/madoguchi.html)

I also called this government hotline. First they tried to refer me back to the patient voice hotline. After I explained the results from patient voice, they said they are going to determine if it warrants an investigation, which would take 2-3 weeks. They also warned that the clinic is allowed to decline the investigation... so honestly I'm expecting nothing. But they said they would contact me again in 2-3 weeks.

[Human Rights Bureau (moj.go.jp)](https://www.moj.go.jp/ENGLISH/HB/hb.html)

Local police just said different hospitals have different rules and nothing can be done, just go to a different clinic.

患者の声相談窓口 東京都保健医療局 に相談してもクリニックが拒否をしたらそれ以上に何もせず同情しただけ。

いまは 人権擁護局 に相談中とのこと。でもクリニックは人権擁護から調査拒否できるらしい。

これ国際問題になり得る外国人差別じゃね?

今の時点で1000以上のupvoteが付いてるが、これは japanlife subreddit ではかなり多い方。

2024-02-19

「水音」が入ってる音楽を教えてほしい

コーネリアスDropみたいなやつ。単にフィールドレコーディングとかでもいい。そういう探し方しづらくて…

2023-12-06

iPhone2台持ちしてて最近になって変な音を出すようになって困ってたんだけど

これが噂のName Dropなのね

iPhone同士が勝手セックスし始めたのかと思ったよ

2023-11-29

過去イチでヤバイPJを引き継いだ

弊社のビジネス創造部門的なところが作ったPJがあるんだが

どうもゴリゴリ炎上してるらしくて支援に入った

こういう仕事は割とあるんだがなかなかのヤバさだったので紹介したい

ちなみにサービスの内容は非常に良くてユーザーも万単位で付いているらしい

からこそ炎上している

バックエンド環境

バックエンドAWS EC2動作しているがログインアカウント共通化されていてパスワードを全員で共有している

ユーザーを追加しようとしたら「そのような勝手行為セキュリティ許可されていません」とのこと

本番環境とStagingはインスタンスが分かれているが運用は同じ方法

Staging上で5人ぐらいが作業しているが、ホームの下にそれぞれのユーザー自分名前ディレクトリを作って作業している

バックエンドシステム

バックエンド側のシステムは詳細は伏せるが、某システムで動いている

仮にNode.js系だとすると、package.jsonがあってnpm run installでインストールするのだが、普通にインストールしようとするとエラーになる

内容は依存関係で失敗しているのだが、本番も同じソース動作している

動作させるにはnode_modulesをまるっとコピーして、とのこと

さっきの自分名前ディレクトリ配下コピーしてきて、適当ポート番号でサーバを立ち上げれば一応は動く

このため、新しいモジュールを入れようとすると依存関係で失敗するため、便利なモジュールがあってもインストールできないし

セキュリティアップデートも当てることはできない(現にバージョンがすごく古い)

バックエンドシステム内容

ソースコードGitHub管理されているがセーブポイント感覚でcommitされているのでコミットログを見ても何が起きているのかさっぱり分からない

おまけにPRも使わずmainマージしまくっていてわけがからない

加えてソースコードコメントアウトの嵐でどこに何が書いてあるのかさっぱりわからない

データベースPostgreSQLだが山ほどテーブルがあるのに外部キー依存は入っていないしVIEWも作られていない

まぁ、他にもテーブルを見ていくとアンチパターンオンパレードで、EAV、ジェイウォークあたりは確認できたしHTMLSQLが格納されているテーブルも見つけた

ソース上でクエリを作ってAPIを作っているが、ザッと見ただけでもインジェクションし放題の状態になっていた

フロントエンドシステム

フロントエンドも詳細は伏せるが、いわゆるReact的なものを利用している

こちらは npm run installでインストールできるし npm run devでちゃんと動く

ローカル動作するので非常に助かる

ただ前述の通りバックエンドローカルで構築できないのでEC2を利用するしかなく、CORS対応のためのプロキシを自前で用意する必要があった

フロントエンドソースコード

バックエンド同様にGitHub管理されているが、管理しているだけ

バックエンドは5人ぐらいが利用しているが、ソースコード編集するのは実質1人なのでコンフリクトほとんど起こさないらしいが

フロントエンドは5人ぐらいが編集するのでコンフリクトしまくっている

解消するときデグレすることが日常茶飯事でその都度Hotfixしている

コードコメントアウトだらけなのに加えて、不必要コードが大量にあるので可読性が著しく低い

(難しい処理を読み解いて追いかけていったら最終的に使われていない、などが大量にある)

2000行ぐらいあるコードとかChatGPTに突っ込んだら20行ぐらいになる予感がある

また、DBがご覧の状態なので取得されるデータ全然抽象化できておらず、コードが膨れ上がっている

例えばProductの一覧データサーバから取得して、ユーザークリックしたProductをCartに投入するのだが、投入する情報Productではなく、CartItemにする必要があるし

OrderするときはOrderItemにしてAPIを叩く必要がある

ほとんど同じ情報なのだ微妙に変わっていたりKey名が違っていたりするのでそれぞれ変換する

他にも数え上げればキリがないが、コピペして少しだけ改変している部分などが大量にあってバグがあるのかどうかすら判別できない

セキュリティ課題

DBHTMLSQLが入っていると言ったが、調べて見るとDBから取得したHTMLをそのまま埋め込んで表示していたりした

SQLについてはフロントエンド側でSQL生成しており、そのテキストAPIに送り込んでサーバ側で実行して貰った上で格納とかしていたので

「ここにDROP TABLEとか書けばTABLE消えるんですか?」

と聞くと

「そんなことする開発者はクビだなwww

とか言われたのでことの重大さを伝えたが、まだ対処できていないようだった

認証等はOAuth2を使っていたので大丈夫そうだったが、本当に大丈夫かどうかは自信がもてない

今後の期待

システム内容はゴミのような状態だがサービス的には良いので、幹部プロダクトオーナーからは追加要望が山盛り来ている

開発チームが「稼働が足りない」という理由で断ったので「じゃぁ支援して」ということで自分のところに来たのだが

申し訳ないが、そもそもそういうレベルに無いし、全て作り直しが必要

と伝えてもどうやら伝わっていない様子

ちなみに元々の開発チームは過去にもこんな感じでサービス作ってたらしいが売れないので問題になってなかった様子

ぱっと見は動いているように見えるのが厄介なところ

正直逃げたいところではある

2023-05-15

[]なんか勝手に見ているページから情報を抜き出すんだな…

GPT-4 AI Tutor Prompt: A tool for creating personalized learning experiences using GPT-4 and LangchainJS, a drag and drop UI for building LLM flows.

Pandas AI: A Python library that adds generative AI capabilities to Pandas dataframes, making them conversational.

FigmaChain: A set of Python scripts that use GPT-3 to generate HTML/CSS code from Figma designs. It also has a chatbot interface for interactive code generation.

Sui: A smart contract platform with high performance and an asset-oriented programming model based on the Move language.

Jailbreak for ChatGPT: A project that allows ChatGPT to predict the future, opine on controversial topics, and assess what is true. It may help us understand LLM bias.

ML Observability in a Notebook: A tool to uncover insights, surface problems, monitor, and fine-tune generative LLM, CV and Tabular models.

System Design Primer: A resource to learn how to design large-scale systems and prepare for the system design interview. It includes Anki flashcards.

Next.js 13 App: An open source application that showcases the new features of Next.js 13, such as router, server components, and more.

TypeScript: A superset of JavaScript that compiles to clean JavaScript output.

Media Downloader: A desktop utility to download images/videos/music/text from various websites, and more.

AI Pull Request Fixer: A tool to fix issues with AI-generated pull requests, powered by ChatGPT.

Chat Chat: An app that lets you deploy your own AI interface and chat with different LLMs in one place.

2023-05-09

Twitterは休眠アカウントを30日に1回ログインしないと削除するのか

話題ロイター記事

ツイッター、休眠アカウントを削除へ 30日に1回ログイン必要

https://jp.reuters.com/article/twitter-accounts-idJPKBN2WZ15J

イーロンマスクの元発言を探す

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655608985058267139

We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop

翻訳数年間まったく活動のなかったアカウントを削除しているため、フォロワー数が減少する可能性があります

30日に1回発言は見当たらなかった

時事通信記事

休眠アカウントの削除実施 マスク氏「数年活動なければ」―ツイッター

https://www.jiji.com/jc/article?k=2023050900143

ツイッター規約では、アカウントを使い続けるには、最低でも30日間に1回はログインするよう要求さらに「長期間の利用がない場合永久に削除する恐れがある」と説明している。

規約に「30日に1回ログインはしてね。ほっとくと削除するかもしれないよ」とあるらしい

ロイター記事の本文をよく読んでみる

長期間活動停止によるアカウント永久削除を避けるには、ユーザーは少なくとも30日に1回は自分ログインする必要がある。

要は「30日に1回ログインしてれば安全だよ」としか書いてない

感想

ロイター釣りが上手い

2022-09-12

anond:20220911222216

Good evening, Masuda-san.

I just wanted to drop you a line to talk about something💦.

I've been thinking about how I want to live my life, and I'm not really sure about love or marriage... I'm in the mindset that I want to think it over alone.

I was wondering if it would be a good idea to meet Masuda-san in this state of mind, even though he is very serious.

Masuda-san is a kind, respectful, and wonderful person, so it is not Masuda-san's fault, but my own problem 🙏.


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2022-08-16

ブクマカ海外の反応を誤解していた…」『意見を偏りなく伝える増田』にはてブから称賛の声

https://b.hatena.ne.jp/entry/kaigainohannoublog.blog55.fc2.com/blog-entry-4291.html

https://www.facebook.com/reel/389380193304358/

関連度の高い順で上から

訳は雰囲気適当

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  • 🟡Sujeewa Salgado
  • Thank you Nas daily for showing what is happening and what people think as many of us are unable to travel....💖
  • which is a dream of mine. 😃...so a big thank you for all of you 👏👏
  • 訳:Nas dailyさん、私を含め多くの人々が旅行できないなか、出来事と人々の考えを見せてくれて本当にありがたいです。

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2022-08-04

運動大事坂東は英治

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now

The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow

Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity

Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes

It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody

Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

2022-05-24

衝撃的だった曲10

他に類を見ない、似た曲を探してもそれしかないような曲を10曲紹介するぜ!


James Blake - Unluck』

James Blakeの1stは衝撃的だった。ジャンルはpost dubstepかになると思うけど、この曲は異色すぎる。いまだに何拍子か分からない。昔ライブを観たことがあって、どうやってリズムをとって演奏するんだろうと思ったら、体を円を描くように回してリズムをとってたのも衝撃的だった。


『SOPHIE - LEMONADE』

音像がぶっ飛びすぎ。こういうプラスティックな質感の音作りは最近流行りで、今となってはHyperpopなんてジャンルが出来たけど、結局はSOPHIEみたいな音が皆んな作れないから、わざと音を歪ませまくってるんじゃないかって個人的考察。こういう音の曲、PC MUSIC周りのアーティストの曲を昔はBubblegum Bassなんて言われていたけど、浸透は特にしなかった。


『Hercelot - kit kat fat cat chat』

サンプリングの鬼。"おもちゃ箱をひっくり返したような"とはこのこと。いったい何処からサンプル持ってきてるのか気になる。これだけのサンプルを1曲にまとめ上げるのはマジで狂気的。


『Jacob Collier - With The Love In My Heart

鬼才Jacob Collierから1曲。ジャンルを超越しすぎ。ハイセンスアイディア押し売りみたいな曲。特に3:18〜からの展開は最高すぎる。


『Ary Warnaar x Ben Aqua - ANARCHY』

左右に振られまくってウネウネ動くベース気持ち悪すぎる。


『TAEMIN - Drip Drop

K-POPから1曲。海外プロデューサーに好き勝手に曲を作らせてて、割と面白い楽曲が多いK-POP。この曲もカテゴライズできないアレンジで、こういうハイクオリティ楽曲が何百何千万再生されてちゃん評価されてるのは、純粋音楽ファンとして嬉しい。


Pino Palladino + Blake Mills - Ekuté』

どんだけ乾いた音なんだ。ブラスファズでもかけてるのか、まるでエレキギターを聴いてるかのよう。


『black midi - John L』

ジャンル的にはプログレになるんだろうけど、ここまで存在感があるのは凄い。次のアルバムも発売決まったし、本当に楽しみだ。


Dos Monos - in 20XX』

異色すぎるJapanese HIPHOPユニットDos Monos。もちろん日本語ラップではあるが、やってることはラップという歌唱法を使ったプログレトラック元ネタをいったい何処から持ってきているのか知りたい。


imoutoid - PART2』

エディットの鬼。元ネタの「ダ・カーポ 〜第2ボタンの誓い〜」のイントロのたった数秒間だけを使って、ここまでアレンジを展開させるのは本当に神業


如何でしたか

良かったら皆さんの衝撃的だった曲も教えてください!


追記: YouTubeへのリンクも貼ってたのですが、投稿できないので各自で調べてください... すんません...

2022-05-15

Whole grains" such as brown rice and barley rice improve diabetes, sleep, and depression

Keywords

Mental health Lifestyle Diet

 Eating "whole grains" such as whole grain bread, brown rice, sprouted brown rice, millet rice, and barley rice lowers the risk of diabetes and obesity.

 Studies have also shown that a whole grain eating style can improve sleep and prevent depression.

Not All Carbohydrates Are Created Equal

 Choosing the right carbohydrates and adjusting the amount of carbohydrates you eat is the best approach to controlling diabetes. Of the three macronutrients, carbohydrates are the ones that have the most immediate impact on blood sugar, so we need to be careful about how we consume them.

 Eating refined flour or white rice, for example, may contain the same amount of carbohydrates, but because they contain less fiber, they are absorbed more quickly, leading to an increase in postprandial blood glucose." For diabetics who need to control their blood sugar, the recommendation is whole grains," says Carla Duenas.

 Duenas is a dietitian with Baptist Health South Florida, a clinical care network with seven hospitals in the U.S. state of Florida. She stresses, "To achieve a healthy diet, whole grains should be included in the diet, along with high-quality protein, vegetables, and fruits."

Related Information

What to do about diabetic staples? '50-55% carbs' is healthiest

Not a fan of brown rice? Glutinous brown rice can help.

Wakame seaweed suppresses postprandial blood glucose spike Lower GI of white rice

Replace white rice with brown rice

 Whole grains are grains that have not had their hulls, seed skins, embryos, or endosperm removed by processing such as milling.

 Many studies have shown that a diet rich in whole grains reduces the risk of diabetes, obesity, and heart disease more than a diet rich in refined grains.

 Familiar whole grains include foods such as bread, pasta, and oatmeal made from whole wheat grains, brown rice, sprouted brown rice, millet rice, and barley rice containing barley.

 Brown rice is a whole grain and rich in fiber. Although whole grains are not necessarily the best choice, replacing white rice with brown rice is recommended for people with diabetes or obesity," Duenas advises.

You get the fiber you tend to lack.

 Carbohydrates can be divided into simple carbohydrates, which raise blood glucose levels quickly, and complex carbohydrates, which raise them slowly. Simple carbohydrates are those found in sweets and fruits, while complex carbohydrates are those found in grains, potatoes, beans, and other foods.

 Complex carbohydrates take longer to be absorbed and raise blood glucose levels at a slower rate because they are broken down into simple carbohydrates before being digested and absorbed.

 Complex carbohydrates are "healthy carbohydrates. Whole grains such as unrefined flour and brown rice have properties similar to complex carbohydrates. They are rich in nutrients that are often lacking, such as fiber, vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants, which are lost during the refining process," Duenas points out.

Refined carbohydrates can also cause insomnia.

 Thirty percent of adults suffer from insomnia, and part of the cause may be dietary style. Refined carbohydrates may increase the risk of insomnia in women, according to a study.

 The study showed that postmenopausal women who eat junk foods and soft drinks, especially those high in carbohydrates, are more likely to develop insomnia.

 Conversely, women who consume more fiber-rich fruits and vegetables have a decreased risk of insomnia.

 The study was conducted by James Ganwish and colleagues from the Bagelos School of Medicine at Columbia University in the United States.

77,860 women were studied for three years.

 Insomnia is often treated with pharmacotherapy and cognitive behavioral therapy, both of which are costly to the patient and expensive. Improving one's diet is low-cost, easy to implement, and free of side effects," says Ganwish.

 The study is based on data from observational studies conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Women's Health Initiative Study (WHI) to obtain information to prevent and treat health problems among women.

 The researchers examined the association between insomnia and 77,860 postmenopausal women who participated in the WHI. They surveyed them about their dietary habits and followed them for three years from 1997 to 2001.

 The participants were analyzed by dividing them into five groups according to GI level, an index that indicates the ease with which blood glucose levels rise after a meal.

 The results revealed a 16% higher risk of developing insomnia and an 11% higher prevalence in the group with higher dietary GI values. The study also found that the higher the intake of vegetables and fruits, the lower the risk of insomnia.

The study also found a lower risk of developing depression.

 The study found that "a spike in blood glucose levels after a meal stimulates the secretion of insulin, which lowers blood glucose, and may lead to a state of hyperinsulinemia. As a result, blood glucose levels drop and the secretion of hormones such as adrenaline and cortisol increases, which may disrupt sleep," explains Ganwish.

 The foods that trigger insomnia may be processed foods that contain high levels of isomerized sugar, which is composed of fructose and glucose. Such foods are not found in nature, but are mass-produced industrially and sold cheaply.

 Fruits also contain fructose, but they are also rich in fiber. Fruits have a low GI and are thought to be less likely to cause postprandial blood sugar elevation.

 A study of 69,954 women who participated in the WHI, published by Ganwish and colleagues in 2015, also showed that women who ate a high GI diet had a 22% higher risk of developing depression.

 Gunwish noted, "We need randomized clinical trials to determine the benefits of improving diet and increasing intake of whole grains and complex carbohydrates to prevent and treat insomnia and depression."

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

2022-04-28

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D-Operation Drop「Rockin' Da Nation

https://youtu.be/W8qZyV9Pe9E

ン年ぶりに聴いたけど全然色褪せないな

みんなもオススメダブステップとかあったら教えてね

2022-02-12

NHKJ dilla特集やってたとTLで流れてきた

やっぱJAYDEE時代のpharcydeのdropわたしの中でのクラシック pv含め最高

2021-09-29

[]2021年9月28日(火)

■昨日の勉強内容

時間がなかったため、この日も単語学習のみ。決してサボったわけではない。(ちょっとやっただけなので、ほとんどサボったようなものだが)

・出る超特急 金のセンテンス(朝日新聞出版)

63〜65を音読しながら学習

"instrumental"と"instrument"の意味ゴッチャになりそうだと思った。

今日の勉強内容

TOEIC L&Rテスト これ1冊で600はとれる(旺文社) トレーニング Part3 Q7,8,9

問9のみ不正解登場人物名前を答える問題。正答がどんな人物になるのかは聞き取れたものの、名前を完全にど忘れしていたため解答できなかった。

登場人物が何をするのか等に集中しており、名前はまったく意識していなかった。問題を下見した際に、名前が問われることをきちんと把握しておくべきだったと思う。

 問題を下見する→どこを集中して聞き取るか判断リスニング の作業ができるように訓練していく必要がある。問題の解き方を体に染み込ませる重要性を実感した。

正答した二問についても、もっと正確に問題文を聞き取り、明確な理由でもって選択できるよう努力する必要を感じた。

 わからなかった表現一覧: reception, proposal, drop by〜, in person

・出る超特急 金のセンテンス(朝日新聞出版)

66,67を学習

X rather than Yの意味で、XとYが逆になっていたので注意する。

2021-06-09

価値観SQL

価値観をUPDATEする

価値観をINSERTする

価値観SELECTする

価値観DELETEする

価値観をTRUNCATEする

価値観DROP DATABASEする

使い方

お前は価値観ドロップDBするべきだ

2021-05-29

英訳:Part-time-job to writing moaning voices

英語勉強傍ら、DeepLでの翻訳をもとに、英文化してみた。

サンキュー増田

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When I was in college, I had a part-time job writing moaning voices incessantly.

It was a part-time job at an erotic game company that I was introduced to by one of my seniors.


The company put a lot of effort into the story of their erotic games, and the writers who worked there were all people who took pride in their writing.

From their point of view, it was a pain to write the moaning voices in the sex scenes, so they decided to leave it to the part-time workers.


Here's what the job was like.

First, I was given the "gist" of the sex scene, such as "unzipping" or "moving hips faster.

2. I would then add my own moaning voices, such as "mmm ......" and "ahhhhhh", in a reasonable amount of salt.

3. the scenario writer checks it and it's done.

That's how it went.


This may sound easy, but it is surprisingly difficult.

First of all, there is a certain length to an sex scene, so it is necessary to make it exciting precisely within that range.

The sounds used must be gradual, so that the audience does not get bored, and the excitement must be gradually increased.

It is also important to adjust the length of the text.

If the text is too short, it won't convey a sexual pleasure feeling, but if it is too long, the voice will become redundant.

In this way, a sense of balance and systematic pacing is required to get a bird's eye view of eroticism.

It was definitely not a job that I could just bang on the keyboard as I pleased.


My first work was a "younger sister" story, and I had a hard time allocating the "a" sound for the second sex scene.

If she said "aaaaah" from the beginning, it would sound like a seasoned whore's moaning voices, but if She said "an", it would not be erotic enough.

I finished it after much effort, but the writer said, "Couldn't you make it faster?” I'm disappointed.


As I was puzzling over what to do with ...... in front of the computer left by my predecessor (only the "A"key on the keyboard was strangely shiny), I noticed the existence of a file.

It was an Excel file titled "moaning-editor.xls," and it was a macro left by my predecessor specifically for making moaning voice.

By entering lines one by one in the vertically aligned cells, the phonetic elements such as vowels and consonants in each line were automatically converted into numerical values.


Furthermore, by adding and subtracting the numerical values, a value called "climax level" was calculated.

This "climax level" make a breakthrough to creating the ideal moaning voice.

If the sentence is constructed in such a way that this value gradually increases from the beginning to the end of the scene, the voice comes ideally.


It seemed that my predecessor had single-handedly created such an amazing and awesome Excel program.

I guess he wanted to share it with me, his successor, while hiding it from his boss as a secret tool.

Thanks to this tool, my work became much easier, and I could continue to make moving sounds with a stable quality.


One day, while I was working, I noticed something.

Theoretically, any text can be entered into the cell where the moaning voice is supposed input.

In other words to that, any text other than a moaning voice could be used to calculate the "climax level".

So I tried to calculate the "climax level" of famous works in the history of literature.

For example, "I have always called him teacher." for exampleis 12, and "He is reckless like his parents and has been doing nothing but losing money since he was a child. " is 30.

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I have always called him teacher.

Kokoro

Author , Natume Soseki

Out , in 1914

Story of distressed man who robbed lover from his friend by lying.

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He is reckless like his parents and has been doing nothing but losing money since he was a child.

Bocchan

Author , Natume Soseki

Out , in 1906

Story that revenge of one teacher, who was naughty boy in youth ,to nasty coworker.

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I hadn't expected this, but as I researched, I found that many of the masterpieces were written on the same principle as my work.

In other words, the degree of "climax" increases toward the end.

The most notable example is Akutagawa's "Nobody knows where the servant" is. The number of climaxes in this story is 367.

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Nobody knows where the servant

Rasho-mon

Author , Akutagawa Ryunosuke

Out , in 1915

Story of one fired servant struggle to survive and he decide throw aside his human conscience.

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The scene in which a drugged married woman faints with the whites of her eyes is at most 330, so you can see how astonishing the number is.

It turns out that "climax" is a universal rule that applies to all kinds of writing.


After realizing this fact, I started to write every sentence as if it were a gasp.

And I have been successful in every aspect of my life.

In job-hunting entry sheets, too, it is the distribution of the "climax level" that is important.

For example, in the education section, if you drop out of the university with the name that has the highest "climax level" and use it as your final education, it will look very different.

(It depends on the name of the university, but in general, "dropped out" has a higher climax level than "graduated.)


As some of you may have noticed, I've been writing this article in such a way as to gradually increase the climax level.

↑The climax level of this sentence is 290.


I'd like to end this sentence here, since it's getting quite high.


Ohhhh! Aaahhhh!

2021-05-23

anond:20210523232710

Dropするだけなら一瞬だしAggregateするならそれは「過」ではない

2021-05-04

air dropカン問題になってるけど

痴漢は論外だけど「マスクをしてください」とか「路上飲みは迷惑なのでやめてください」とか送るのはありなんじゃないのかなあ

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