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はてなキーワード: LANDとは
It's been revealed that an elementary school in Kikugawa City has introduced a Drag Queen to get Japanese Children to explore their sexuality.
Western Colonialism is now officially targeting Japanese Children 😠
菊川市の小学校が、日本の子供たちに性を探求させるためにドラァグクイーンを導入したことが明らかになりました。
欧米の植民地主義は、今や公式に日本の子供たちをターゲットにしている😠。
https://twitter.com/politicalawake/status/1664292698654666754
日本は堕ちたんですね😢 😕 😔？
Why do they keep using drag queens? Like actually why? When did drag queens become the representatives for LGB???
I liked it better when Japanese media was influenced by things like The Terminator and Blade Runner. Not reprehensible things like this.
日本のメディアはターミネーターやブレードランナーみたいなものに影響されてた頃の方が良かったな。こういう非難されるようなものじゃなくてね。
The Land of the Rising Sun has fallen...
日出づる國は堕ちた...。
Please improve the following novel to be more engaging and adding plot point of Yasuke returnig to being a missionary quitting Samurai " rologue:
The sun sank behind the horizon, casting the Japanese countryside in a warm, golden glow. In the courtyard of Nobunaga's castle knelt Yasuke, a tall, muscular African man with skin as dark as midnight. His journey to this moment had been long and treacherous, but it was only the beginning.
Chapter 1: A World Away
Yasuke lived an ordinary life in a small village on the Mozambique coast, unaware of the extraordinary destiny that awaited him. Captured by slave traders and torn from his homeland, he endured a grueling voyage across the Indian Ocean, finally arriving in the bustling port of Goa, India.
It was there that Yasuke's fate took an unexpected turn when he was purchased by Jesuit missionaries. In their service, he learned about Christianity, new languages, and the ways of the Western world. But his journey was far from over.
Chapter 2: The Land of the Rising Sun
As a loyal servant to the missionaries, Yasuke accompanied them on their journey to Japan, a land of mystique and intrigue. The beauty of the land, the complexity of its customs, and the elegance of its people captivated him. As the first African to set foot in Japan, he attracted attention and curiosity from all those who encountered him.
Chapter 3: The Encounter
In Kyoto, the capital of feudal Japan, Yasuke's life changed forever when he met Oda Nobunaga, one of the most powerful and influential daimyos of the time. Nobunaga was captivated by the African's physical prowess, intelligence, and unique background. Seeing potential in Yasuke, Nobunaga decided to take him into his service as a samurai.
Chapter 4: The Path of the Warrior
Yasuke's transformation from a slave to a samurai was fraught with challenges. He had to adapt to the rigorous training, strict code of honor, and the intricacies of Japanese society. But Yasuke's strength, resilience, and determination allowed him to excel, earning the respect of his fellow samurai and the trust of Nobunaga.
Chapter 5: The Unfolding War
As Nobunaga sought to unify Japan under his rule, Yasuke fought by his side in numerous battles. The African samurai's legend grew with each victory, as did his bond with Nobunaga. Together, they faced both triumph and tragedy, navigating the treacherous landscape of alliances and betrayals that defined the era.
Chapter 6: The Turning Tide
Yasuke's reputation as a skilled and loyal samurai grew, as did his bond with Lord Nobunaga. But in the shadows, the tides of change were brewing. Mitsuhide Akechi, once a loyal ally, had grown disillusioned with Nobunaga's rule. The resentment smoldered within him, fueled by a series of perceived slights and political maneuverings. Mitsuhide's ambition and desire for power began to cloud his judgment.
Yasuke sensed the shift in Mitsuhide's demeanor and grew increasingly wary of the samurai lord. However, loyalty to Nobunaga prevented him from openly voicing his concerns. He instead focused on his duties, ever vigilant and ready to protect his lord at a moment's notice.
One fateful evening, the Oda clan gathered to celebrate their recent victories. Unbeknownst to the revelers, Mitsuhide Akechi's treacherous plan was already in motion.
As the sun rose, the first cries of battle rang out. Mitsuhide's forces had launched a surprise attack on Nobunaga's residence at the Honno-ji Temple. Yasuke fought his way to Nobunaga's side, his sword cutting through the trait "
Prologue:
The sun dipped below the horizon, bathing the Japanese countryside in a warm, amber embrace. Yasuke, a towering, powerfully built African man with skin as dark as midnight, knelt in the courtyard of Nobunaga's castle, his heart thundering with anticipation. A perilous journey had brought him to this moment, and yet, it was only the beginning of a story that would span continents and rewrite history.
Chapter 1: A World Away
In a small village on the Mozambique coast, Yasuke led a simple life, blissfully unaware of the extraordinary destiny that lay before him. His world shattered when slave traders captured him, ripping him from his homeland and thrusting him into a brutal odyssey across the Indian Ocean. Fate, however, had other plans when he reached the bustling port of Goa, India.
In Goa, Jesuit missionaries purchased Yasuke, altering the course of his life. Under their guidance, he embraced Christianity, mastered new languages, and absorbed the ways of the Western world. But the wind had not finished carrying him to his ultimate destination.
Chapter 3: The Enchanted Isles
Loyal to the missionaries, Yasuke accompanied them to Japan, a land shrouded in mystery and allure. He was captivated by its breathtaking landscapes, intricate customs, and refined people. As the first African in Japan, he sparked fascination and intrigue wherever he went.
Chapter 4: Fateful Encounters
Kyoto, the heart of feudal Japan, bore witness to the meeting that would forever change Yasuke's life. Oda Nobunaga, a formidable and influential daimyo, was entranced by Yasuke's physical prowess, intellect, and exotic origins. Recognizing Yasuke's potential, Nobunaga welcomed him into his service as a samurai.
Chapter 5: A Warrior Forged
Yasuke's metamorphosis from slave to samurai was laden with trials. He navigated the grueling training, a rigid code of honor, and the complexities of Japanese society. Undaunted, he flourished, earning the admiration of his fellow samurai and the unwavering trust of Nobunaga.
Chapter 6: A Land Divided
As Nobunaga pursued his vision of a united Japan, Yasuke fought valiantly by his side in countless battles. The legend of the African samurai swelled with each victory, and their unbreakable bond deepened. Together, they braved the treacherous world of shifting alliances and betrayals that shaped the era.
Chapter 7: Whispers of Betrayal
Yasuke's renown as a skilled and devoted samurai expanded, as did his connection with Lord Nobunaga. But beneath the surface, a storm was brewing. Mitsuhide Akechi, once a staunch ally, had grown disillusioned with Nobunaga's leadership. His bitterness festered, fed by perceived slights and political machinations. Consumed by ambition and lust for power, Mitsuhide's judgment faltered.
Chapter 8: The Price of Loyalty
Yasuke detected the change in Mitsuhide's spirit and grew increasingly apprehensive. But his unwavering loyalty to Nobunaga held him back from voicing his suspicions. Instead, he redoubled his efforts, ever watchful and prepared to defend his lord at any cost.
Chapter 9: A Night of Shadows
On a fateful evening, the Oda clan gathered to revel in their recent triumphs, oblivious to the treachery that lurked in the shadows. Mitsuhide Akechi's nefarious scheme had been set in motion.
Chapter 9: A Night of Shadows
As dawn broke, the piercing cries of battle shattered the night's tranquility. Mitsuhide's forces had launched a devastating surprise attack on Nobunaga's residence at the Honno-ji Temple. Yasuke fought relentlessly, his sword cleaving through the treacherous warriors as he made his way to Nobunaga's side.
Chapter 10: Flames of Betrayal
The Honno-ji Temple, once a sanctuary of peace, was now engulfed in flames and chaos. Yasuke and Nobunaga fought back to back, their swords a blur of steel, as Mitsuhide's forces closed in. Despite their valiant efforts, they were outnumbered, and Yasuke could sense the battle was lost. With a heavy heart, he whispered a prayer for Nobunaga's soul, knowing that his lord would never surrender.
Chapter 11: A Promise Unbroken
As the temple crumbled around them, Yasuke was captured by Mitsuhide's soldiers. Imprisoned and stripped of his samurai status, he reflected on the path that had led him to this moment. Amidst the darkness, he found solace in the memories of his life with Nobunaga and his time as a missionary. A fire kindled within him, reigniting a long-forgotten purpose.
Chapter 12: The Road to Redemption
In the chaos following Mitsuhide's coup, Yasuke seized an opportunity to escape. He journeyed across war-torn Japan, seeking refuge and a chance to reclaim his former life. His determination and faith guided him, as did the memory of the missionaries who had once saved him from a life of slavery.
Chapter 13: Rebirth of a Missionary
Yasuke found solace and purpose among a group of missionaries in a remote village. Embracing his past, he became an instrumental figure in their community, sharing his knowledge of Christianity, languages, and the Western world. As he nurtured their faith, Yasuke felt the shadows of his life as a samurai slowly fade, replaced by the warm embrace of spiritual fulfillment.
Chapter 14: A Legacy Unforgotten
Though Yasuke had left the life of a warrior behind, the legend of the African samurai continued to grow. His story inspired generations, a testament to the power of resilience, courage, and the human spirit. It was a tale that transcended borders and time, a reminder that even in the darkest moments, hope and redemption could be found.
Epilogue:
As twilight draped the Japanese countryside, Yasuke stood atop a hill, gazing at the village he now called home. His journey had been one of unimaginable hardship, transformation, and ultimately, redemption. And as the sun dipped below the horizon, Yasuke knew that his story, like the sun's eternal cycle, would continue to inspire and illuminate the hearts of those who heard it.
Prologue
The sun sank behind the horizon as the last vestiges of light bathed the Japanese countryside in a warm, golden glow. Yasuke, a tall, muscular African man with skin as dark as midnight, knelt in the courtyard of Nobunaga's castle, tending to his duties. Though he had traveled a long and treacherous path to reach this moment, his journey had just begun.
Chapter 1: A World Away
In a small village on the Mozambique coast, a young Yasuke lived an ordinary life, unaware of the extraordinary destiny that awaited him. Captured by slave traders and torn from his homeland, he endured a grueling voyage across the Indian Ocean, finally arriving in the bustling port of Goa, India.
It was there that Yasuke's fate took an unexpected turn when he was purchased by Jesuit missionaries. In their service, he learned about Christianity, new languages, and the ways of the Western world.
Chapter 2: The Land of the Rising Sun
As a loyal servant to the missionaries, Yasuke accompanied them on their journey to Japan, a land of mystique and intrigue. The beauty of the land, the complexity of its customs, and the elegance of its people captivated him. As the first African to set foot in Japan, he attracted attention and curiosity from all those who encountered him.
Chapter 3: The Encounter
In Kyoto, the capital of feudal Japan, Yasuke's life changed forever when he met Oda Nobunaga, one of the most powerful and influential daimyos of the time. Nobunaga was captivated by the African's physical prowess, intelligence, and unique background. Seeing potential in Yasuke, Nobunaga decided to take him into his service as a samurai.
Chapter 4: The Path of the Warrior
Yasuke's transformation from a slave to a samurai was fraught with challenges. He had to adapt to the rigorous training, strict code of honor, and the intricacies of Japanese society. Despite these obstacles, Yasuke's strength, resilience, and determination allowed him to excel, earning the respect of his fellow samurai and the trust of Nobunaga.
Chapter 5: The Unfolding War
As Nobunaga sought to unify Japan under his rule, Yasuke fought by his side in numerous battles. The African samurai's legend grew with each victory, as did his bond with Nobunaga. Together, they faced both triumph and tragedy, navigating the treacherous landscape of alliances and betrayals that defined the era.
Chapter 6: The Turning Tide
Yasuke's reputation as a skilled and loyal samurai grew, as did his bond with Lord Nobunaga. The warlord respected Yasuke's dedication and resilience, a stark contrast to the treachery and self-serving ambitions that plagued many samurai of the era.
Word of Yasuke's prowess reached other daimyos, and whispers of the formidable black samurai began to spread across the provinces. The year was 1579, and the Oda clan had just emerged victorious in the Battle of Tedorigawa. Yasuke had fought valiantly, his towering presence and unmatched strength striking fear into the hearts of his enemies.
As the Oda clan continued to expand its territories, Yasuke's friendship with Nobunaga deepened, and he became a trusted advisor. He learned more about Japanese culture, studied the language, and embraced the customs of his new home.
In the shadows, however, the tides of change were brewing. Mitsuhide Akechi, once a loyal ally, had grown disillusioned with Nobunaga's rule. The resentment smoldered within him, fueled by a series of perceived slights and political maneuverings. Mitsuhide's ambition and desire for power began to cloud his judgment.
Yasuke had sensed the shift in Mitsuhide's demeanor and grew increasingly wary of the samurai lord. However, loyalty to Nobunaga prevented him from openly voicing his concerns. He instead focused on his duties, ever vigilant and ready to protect his lord at a moment's notice.
One fateful evening, the air was heavy with the scent of cherry blossoms, as the Oda clan gathered to celebrate their recent victories. Laughter and the clinking of sake cups filled the air. Unbeknownst to the revelers, Mitsuhide Akechi's treacherous plan was already in motion.
As the sun rose, the first cries of battle rang out. Mitsuhide's forces had launched a surprise attack on Nobunaga's residence at the Honno-ji Temple. The chaos was overwhelming, as friend turned against friend, and the air filled with the acrid smell of smoke and blood.
Yasuke fought his way to Nobunaga's side, his sword cutting through the traitorous samurai with brutal efficiency. The two men made their final stand together, back-to-back, against the relentless onslaught.
In the end, however, they were outnumbered. As Nobunaga fell, mortally wounded, Yasuke continued to fight, but he too was eventually captured. Mitsuhide Akechi, in a twisted display of respect, spared Yasuke's life, acknowledging the loyalty and prowess of the black samurai. Yasuke was sent to the Jesuit missionaries, his future uncertain.
Yasuke's journey had been a remarkable one, from a slave in a foreign land to a trusted advisor and samurai. Despite his extraordinary circumstances, he remained true to himself and his values. His story of strength, resilience, and loyalty would be remembered and honored for generations to come.
Epilogue:
As the sun set on another day in Japan, the whisper of the wind carried the tale of the black samurai, Yasuke, across the land. It would weave its way through the ages, inspiring countless others to rise above adversity and carve their own paths through the storms of life.
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Title: The Black Samurai: Yasuke's Odyssey
Prologue: Whispers of a Stranger
The year was 1579. The shores of Kyoto were caressed by the gentle waves of the Sea of Japan, as a strange vessel approached. Aboard the ship, a tall, dark-skinned man with the bearing of a warrior stood, gazing upon the foreign land that would soon become his home. His name was Yasuke, and he had been brought to Japan by the Jesuit missionaries, sold into servitude and torn from his African homeland.
Chapter 1: Nobunaga's Curiosity
Yasuke's arrival in Kyoto was met with awe and fascination. His ebony skin, unlike anything the Japanese had ever seen, drew the attention of the powerful daimyo Oda Nobunaga. Intrigued by the foreigner's strength and demeanor, Nobunaga requested a meeting with Yasuke. The two men found a mutual respect for each other's warrior spirit, and thus, Yasuke was granted a position in Nobunaga's service.
Chapter 2: The Path of the Samurai
As Yasuke adapted to his new life, he faced many challenges. He struggled to learn the language and customs, as well as the intricacies of the samurai code, Bushido. Despite the adversity, his determination to prove himself to Nobunaga and the other samurai never wavered. Gradually, Yasuke honed his skills in swordsmanship and strategy, earning the respect of his peers and the title of samurai.
Chapter 3: A Warrior's Bond
Yasuke's service to Nobunaga brought him into contact with many prominent figures of the time, including Mitsuhide Akechi, a cunning and ambitious samurai lord. While their friendship was built on mutual admiration and shared experiences on the battlefield, a lingering mistrust lingered beneath the surface. Yasuke could not shake the feeling that Mitsuhide's ambitions would one day prove to be a grave threat to Nobunaga and his empire.
Chapter 4: The Taste of Betrayal
The year was 1582. The air hung heavy with tension as Yasuke rode beside Nobunaga to the Honno-ji temple in Kyoto. Unbeknownst to them, Mitsuhide Akechi had orchestrated a coup against Nobunaga, his forces surrounding the temple and setting it ablaze. Trapped within the inferno, Nobunaga chose to commit seppuku, entrusting Yasuke with his sword and his final words.
Chapter 5: The Black Samurai's Vengeance
As the flames consumed the temple, Yasuke vowed to avenge Nobunaga's death. He fought his way out of the burning temple, cutting down Mitsuhide's men with the ferocity of a wounded tiger. In a final confrontation with Mitsuhide, Yasuke's loyalty and honor as a samurai shone through, but he was ultimately captured and spared by Mitsuhide, who could not bring himself to kill the man he had once called a friend.
Epilogue: The Legend Endures
With Nobunaga's death, Yasuke's fate was uncertain. The events that followed his confrontation with Mitsuhide would become the stuff
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かつて北極探検隊がホッキョクグマの肝臓をシチュウにして食べて皮膚が剥れ落ち（落屑）たり，脳圧亢進によって時には死亡する者もいたこともビタミンの大量摂取が原因であったことも理解できる。
https://www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/jisdh/18/4/18_4_309/_pdf
Conway M （1906） No Man's Land, A history of Spitsbergen from its discovery in 1596 to the beginning of the
scientific exploration of the country. Damms Antikvariat A/S （Claes Nyegaard）, Oslo, pp. 1-377
・ニンジンだと400本
・バナナだと6000本
ありがとうございました。皆さん、このところ、どう挨拶したらいいかわからないんです。 なぜなら、"おはようございます"、"こんにちは"、"こんばんは "が言えないのです。 できないんです、これは絶対にそうです、毎日、その日は絶対ダメな人もいるし、その日の夕方が最後な人もいるんです、毎日。 私は今日、今、ウクライナの市民について話しているのですが、彼らは命をかけて私たちの壁と自由を守っています。 私はここで見たものが、この団結したムードであることをとても嬉しく思っています。 今日、皆さん、つまりEU諸国を団結させたことは喜ばしいことですが、それがこのような代償を払うことになるとは思いもよりませんでした。 これは私にとっての悲劇であり、すべてのウクライナ人にとっての悲劇であり、すべての国家にとっての悲劇です。 私は新聞の話をしませんし、新聞を読みません。なぜなら、新聞は私の国の生活から消えてしまったからです。 この死体も含めて、すべてが現実の出来事なのです。 そして、今日、我々は、価値、権利、自由のために犠牲を払っているのだと思います。 そして、私たちはよく「私たちは皆、勝つ」と言いますが、皆さんがそれを話すだけでなく、見てくれていることがとてもうれしいです。 そして、私たちは必ずや勝利する、私はそう確信しています。 このような表現があります。"ウクライナはヨーロッパを選んでいる" 私たちが目指してきたもの、目指してきたもの、そして今も目指しているものです。 そして、私たちに向けた言葉をぜひ聞いてみたいのです。"今こそヨーロッパがウクライナを選ぶ時だ" 小さな攻撃やミサイル攻撃があるので、2分ほどお話をさせていただきます。 今朝は私たち全員にとって悲劇的な出来事でした。巡航ミサイルが2発、ハリコフを直撃しました。 ロシアとの国境に近いこの街は、昔からロシア人が多く、友好的で、かつてはとても温かい関係にあり、 20以上の大学があり、昔も今も我が国で最も多くの大学を抱える拠点となっています。 若者たちは明るく、スマートで、休日にはいつも我が国最大の広場に集まっています。 自由広場。また、ここはヨーロッパで一番大きな広場でもあります。 そして、これは本当です、想像してみてください、午前中2発の巡航ミサイルが自由広場を直撃しました。 何十人もの死傷者が出ました。 これが自由の代償というわけです。 我々は単に我々の土地と「自由のために」戦っているのです。 信じてほしい、我々の国家のすべての大都市が封鎖されているという事実にもかかわらず、 誰も我々の自由と国家に侵入することはできない。 私を信じてください。今日のすべての広場は、それが何と呼ばれようとも、自由広場と呼ばれることになるだろう。 我々の州のすべての都市で。誰も我々を破ることはできない、 我々は強く立ち上がる、我々はウクライナ人だ。 我々は子供たちが生き続けることを望んでいる。これは公平なことだと思う。 昨日、16人の子供が死んだ。そしてまた、プーチン大統領は、これはある種の「作戦」であり、我々の軍事インフラだけを爆撃しているのだと言うだろう。 我々の子供たちはどこにいるのか？彼らはどの軍事工場で働いているのでしょうか？どのロケット弾を操作しているのか？戦車を運転しているのだろうか？ あなたは16人の子どもを殺した！ 私たちには、とてもやる気のある人たちがいます。私たちは、自由と生命という私たちの権利のために戦っています。 そして今、私たちは生存のために戦っています。これは私たちの主な動機ですが、ヨーロッパの平等な一員になるためにも戦っています。 そして、今日、私たちは皆、そうであることを示したと思います。私たちが参加することで、EUは間違いなく強くなります。 あなた方がいなければ、ウクライナは孤独になるでしょう。私たちは自分たちの強さ、少なくともあなたたちと同じであることを証明したのです。 私たちと共にいることを証明してください。私たちを見捨てないことを証明し、あなた方が本当にヨーロッパ人であることを証明し、 そうすれば、生は死を、光は闇を打ち負かすだろう。 ウクライナに栄光あれ www.DeepL.com/Translator（無料版）で翻訳しました。
ソース：https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3417029-ukrainian-president-volodymyr-zelenskys-address-to-european-parliament.html
President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine has addressed the European Parliament.
Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, you know, in recent days I don’t know how to greet anyone. Because I can't say "Good morning," or "Good afternoon," or "Good evening." I can't, and this is absolutely true because every day, that day is definitely not good for some, that evening is the last one for some, every day. I’m talking today, now, about my citizens of Ukraine, who are defending our walls and freedom at the cost of their lives.
I’m very glad that what I saw here is this unifying mood. I’m glad that we have united all of you today – the EU countries, but I didn’t know that it would be at such a price. And this is a tragedy for me, a tragedy for every Ukrainian, a tragedy for every state.
You know, I don’t speak from, I don’t read from papers because the papers are gone from my country’s life. All of this is real, including these dead bodies, this is real life. And you know, I believe that today we sacrifice for values, for rights, for freedom, just for our desire to be close, just like you, like everyone else, we sacrifice our best people: the strongest, mightiest, most extraordinary Ukrainians.
And we very often like to say that we will all win, and I’m very glad that you are not only talking about it, but also seeing it. And we will all win for sure, I'm positive. There is such an expression: "Ukraine is choosing Europe." That’s what we’ve been aspiring to, what we’ve been going, and still going toward. And I would very much to hear from you something addressed to us: "Now it’s Europe choosing Ukraine."
I have a couple of minutes to talk to you because there are small strikes and missile attacks. This morning was tragic to all of us. Two cruise missiles hit Kharkiv. The city, which is near the border with Russia, where there have always been a lot of Russians and they have always been friends, there used to be very warm relations, there are more than 20 universities there, it was and is the hub hosting the largest number of universities in our country. The youths there are bright, smart, always gathering for all holidays in our country’s largest square. Freedom Square. Also, this is the largest square in Europe. And this is true, it’s Freedom Square. Imagine this: in the morning, two cruise missiles hit Freedom Square. Dozens of casualties. So this is the price of freedom.
We are simply fighting for our land and our freedom, and believe me, despite the fact that all the big cities of our state are now under blockade, no one will penetrate our freedom and state. Believe me. Every square today, whatever it is called, will be referred to as Freedom Square. In every city of our state. Nobody will break us, we stand strong, we are Ukrainians.
We want our children to live on. It seems to me that this is fair. Yesterday, 16 children died. And again, President Putin will say that this is some kind of an “operation,” and that they are bombing only our military infrastructure. Where are our children? At what military plants do they work? Which rockets do they operate? Maybe they drive our tanks? You killed 16 children!
We have very motivated people, very much. We are fighting for our rights – freedom and life. And now we are fighting for survival, and this is our main motivation, but we are also fighting to be equal members of Europe. And I think today we are all showing that we are. With us on board, the EU will definitely be stronger. Without you, Ukraine will be lonely. We have proven our strength, that we are at least the same as you. Prove that you’re with us. Prove that you are not giving up on us, prove that you’re truly Europeans, and then life will beat death, and light will beat darkness.
だけどどんなに綺麗な言葉で言い換えたところで6人がもう二度と揃って私たちの前に現れることはない。という事実が覆るわけじゃない。
正直、私はV6が解散するという発表を聞いてから今日までどこかその実感が湧いていなかった。
嘘でしょ？ とか、ドッキリだよね？ とか、そんなんじゃない。
ただ、本当に解散するということがピンと来ていなかった。なんなら最後のコンサートを見届けた今でさえ、実感が湧いているような湧いていないようなフワフワした感じだ。
もう本当に6人での活動は終わったんだ、と頭ではわかっているはずなのに何故かV6のいない世界線に来た。という感覚がない。
最後のコンサート。最後のツアー。私はチケットが全滅して1公演も入れなかった。だからなんだろうか？
配信で見ていたから、現実味がないから。だとしたら、配信の最中2時間ずーっと泣いていたのはなんだったんだ？
解散を理解している自分と理解していない自分が同居している、そんな感じ。
配信を見ている最中は、1曲終わるごとにもうこの曲を6人で歌うことはないんだ。と感じていた。
自分の担当は「そんな感覚になるかと思ったけどそんな感覚じゃなくて、楽しいね。」というようなことを言っていたけれど観てるこっちからすれば2時間ずっとそんな感覚でしかなかった。
私は元々推しが多いタイプで、V6にハマる前もKinKi Kids→渋谷すばる→亀梨和也という遍歴を経てV6にたどり着いた。初めて買ったV6のシングルは「太陽の当たる場所」でアルバムは「LUCKY」だった。クッキーの匂いと言われていたあのよくわからん甘ったるい匂いをゴムに無理矢理染み込ませたようなパッケージの匂いが忘れられない。
そのあたりからのファンなので、言うなればそこまで古参でもないし新規でもない。特筆すべき点のない一般的なジャニオタだ。
本州最北端に住んでいて、しかも例のクッキーの匂い（概念）のアルバムを入手した時にはまだ中学生だった。
当然現場に行けるはずもなく、私が現場デビューしたのはクッキー臭から7？8？年後の大学生になってからだった。
しかも現場に行った回数も大して多くなく、大学の時に数回。という感じだったのでV6のファンと名乗っていいのかも怪しい所謂茶の間のファンだった。
茶の間とは言え、ツアーの円盤（ぎりぎり円盤になっていたはずだ。クッキーの頃はまだVHSだったが）は毎回買っていたし、グッデイコンやVIBESコンは現地にも行っていたのでツアーで初期曲のターンが来ると、いい加減初期曲はもういいよwと思っていた。有名な歌番組でも大抵披露する曲は初期曲のメドレーだったし、ファンとしては最低だけどもう初期曲は飽きたってwもっとかっこいいアルバム曲いっぱいあるんだからそっちもたまにはやってくんないかな。とか思っていた。まじで最悪だが。
だけど、今日。
最後のコンサートで1番泣いたのは、この10数年で飽きるほど聞いて、見てきた「MUSIC FOR THE PEOPLE」だった。
もういいよwって思っていたはずなのに、めちゃくちゃに涙が溢れて止まらなかった。
もういいよって思うことはもう二度とないんだなって思ったその瞬間に、解散するってそういうことか。と理解した気がする。
しかし初期曲メドレーはコンサートの中盤だったので、その後の展開でまた解散…するんだよな？ほんとに？と思ったのだが。
他にもあの曲をやってほしかった、この曲も見たかったとか思って、そう思う曲がめちゃめちゃいっぱいあるのにもう絶対に見れないんだ。来年も再来年も無理なんだ。と、思ってもうそれだけで泣いたし、それが解散だとようやく気づいた。遅すぎる。
遅すぎる私は、V-Landの配信チケットを買っていたのに見れるのが22時からの一回だけでしかも遡りは無理ということに今更気づいた。まじで何もかも遅すぎる。どうにか見れるようにしてください。お願いします。
V6のいない世界線で、しかも配信チケットも無駄にしてめちゃめちゃに悲しいのにお腹はきちんと空くから炊飯器にお米をセットしている。
ご飯が炊けるまでは余韻に浸ろうと思っていたけれど、あれもやらないと、これもやらないとってしている内にこんな時間になっていて、明日も仕事があるし、早く起きなきゃいけないし、起きたら朝ごはんだって食べないといけない。彼らが6人から1人1人になったとしても生活は続いていく。V6は解散して、炊飯器ではごはんが炊けた。26年間ありがとう。これからもよろしく。
案の定ブコメでランドグシャの件擦られて、それに対して「禊は果たした」だの「更生するなと言いたいのか？」とか言われてるけどお前らこいつの悪行を目の前で見て言ってるの？
三田村さんの当時いたコミュニティ関係者なんかがこの件を全く祝っていないのとか知らないだろ？
俺も当時を見てきたけどこいつ「台パンの高橋」って言われるくらい有名だったんだぞ（当時の大会レポにすら残ってる）
台パン（テーブルに手のひらを叩きつける）での威嚇、挨拶無視、舌打ちなどで嫌われていたところにカード握りつぶし、通称ランドグシャ事件が起きたんだ。
ちなみにランドグシャは土地カード＝landをグシャっと握りつぶした事から。語感が良くて定着した。
また、なんでこれがずっと擦られてるのかって言うと悪質プレイヤー問題はMTG（に限らずTCG全体だが）に付き物で
今MTG関係の日本人で一番有名であろう晴れる屋社長の斎藤友晴もイカサマで失格+出場停止+殿堂入り剥奪（世界初）のプレイヤーだ。これについては「テクテクウォッチング」で調べてくれ。
他にもtwitterでセクハラをして大炎上しプロをクビになった男。
MTGを初めて早々にイカサマを繰り返し、最後には海外プレイヤーにまで有名になった通称「大型新人」など悪質プレイヤーの話題には事欠かない。
イカサマ事件と言えば渡辺雄也、通称ナベが特定のカード裏面に傷を付けて分かるようにしたというイカサマ疑惑で失格+出場停止になった事件が近年ではMTG界隈の外にまで広まるほど有名になった。
日本ではこれは運営や審判がおかしいという論調が主流だが（ブコメにもあったね）
海外では日本人はイカサマで評判が悪くなってしまっていた為、日本とは真逆の論調だ（もちろん擁護はいるが）
考えてみれば海外の名前しか知らない選手がイカサマ疑惑で失格になり「特定のカードにだけ傷をつけている証拠の写真」が出てきたら「あぁ、やったのね」となるだろう。
日本人に擁護派が多いのはクリーンな印象の選手だったからで、上述の3人がやっていたら確実に擁護されていない。
という事で頑張ってるプレイヤーからしたらこういったダーティなプレイヤー達は敵なんだ。
良く知らない奴らもナベのイカサマ事件や高額偽造カード、カード盗難、死のコロナビーム、人種差別カード追放は知っていたとしても最近の日本勢の活躍なんか知らないだろ？行弘とかサトレイとか頑張ってるんだぞ。
何か話題になると悪い事ばかり出てきて、今回だって「なんかやべぇ奴が優勝したんだな」って話ばかり残る。
それを適当につまみ食いして「いつまで叩いてるの？」とか言ってんじゃねぇよ。
（あとついでにブコメの誤解を指摘しとく。
pay to winについてだが、このゲームある一定以上の勝率であれば無課金で必要カード全て揃えるのは可能。
時間が無い人でも数ヶ月に1度の新セットごとに1万くらいの課金でいける
さらにこれは誰でも参加出来るトーナメントとかではなく、成績優秀者の中から選ばれた一握りのトッププレイヤー達が集まるイベントだ。参加だけで数百万貰える）
陽性者が出たわけでもないのに延期。アイマス村の民度が高すぎて他のイベントがクズに見えてしまって申し訳ない
「THE IDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS
10th ANNIVERSARY M@GICAL WONDERLAND TOUR!!! CosmoStar Land」
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2021年9月4日(土)・9月5日(日)に愛知県国際展示場 ホールAにおいて開催を予定しておりました「THE IDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS 10th ANNIVERSARY M@GICAL WONDERLAND TOUR!!! CosmoStar Land」につきまして、新型コロナウイルス感染症拡大の現状、及びイベント開催地区が、この度の緊急事態宣言拡大の発表により実施地区に追加された事を踏まえ、本イベント会場にご来場いただくすべての皆様の健康・安全について慎重に検討いたしました結果、開催を延期とさせていただくことを決定いたしました。
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