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2024-06-13

例のミセスコロンブス制作プロダクション"SHOW TiME INC."(小文字i)を検索しようとして、適当検索窓に入力してグーグルが一番に出してくるのが"SHOWTIME.Inc"(大文字Iピリオド位置も違う)で全然関係ない会社が出てくるんだけど、その会社トップページに「世の中を、茶化そう。」と静岡発の会社としてぴったりな文言をつけていて、悪気はないのにめちゃくちゃな事故起きててかわいそう

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2024-06-11

Bob the First, at the head of my long list of robins, having been killed by my pet owl, I very soon bought another. This one was not so gentle nor so handsome as Bob the First, his wings and his tail having their ends sawed off by contact with the wires of too small a cage.

Fearing that he might be lonely in my aviary with only rabbits, guineapigs, pet rats, and pigeons for company, I bought another robin called Dick. The new bird was long, straight, sharp-eyed, and much smarter in his movements than Bob the Second who, of course, considering the condition of his(35) wings and tail, could not fly, and was obliged to hop over the ground.

It was very amusing to see the two robins stare at each other. Both had probably been trapped young, for at that time the law against the keeping of wild birds in captivity was not enforced, and boys and men were perniciously active in their depredations among our beautiful wild beauties.

Bob the Second was very fond of stuffing himself, and he used to drive the pigeons from the most promising window ledges and partake freely of the food scattered about.

Poor Dick ran about the ground looking for worms, and not finding many, got desperate and flew up to the window ledge.

Bob lowered his head and flew at him with open bill. Dick snapped at him, hopped up to the food, and satisfied his hunger, Bob meanwhile standing at a little distance, a queer, pained thread of sound issuing from between his bill, “Peep, peep, peep!”

A robin is a most untidy bird while eating, and as often as Dick scattered a morsel of food outside the dish, Bob would spring forward and pick it up with a reproving air, as if he were saying, “What an extravagant fellow you are!”

Whenever a new bird enters an aviary, he has to find his place—he is just like a new-comer in a community of human beings. Bob, being alone, was in the lead when Dick came. Dick, having the stronger bird mind, promptly dethroned him. They were(36) very amusing birds. Indeed, I find something clownish and comical about all robins kept in captivity.

The wild bird seems to be more businesslike. The partly domesticated bird, having no anxiety about his food supply, indulges in all sorts of pranks. He is curious and fond of investigation, and runs swiftly at a new object, and as swiftly away from it, if it seems formidable to him.

The arrival of new birds in the aviary always greatly excited Bob, and he hopped about, chirping, strutting, raising his head feathers, and sometimes acting silly with his food, just like a foolish child trying to “show off” before strangers.

When I introduced a purple gallinule to him, Bob flew up into the air, and uttered a shriek of despair. He feared the gallinule, and hated the first Brazil cardinal I possessed, and was always sparring with him. One day I put a second cardinal into the aviary. Bob thought it was his old enemy, and ran full tilt at him. His face of ludicrous dismay as he discovered his mistake and turned away, was too much for me, and I burst out laughing at him. I don’t think he minded being made fun of. He flirted his tail and hopped away.

At one time Bob made up his mind that he would not eat crushed hemp-seed unless I mixed it with bread and milk, and he would throw it all out of his dish unless I made it in the way he liked.

My robins have always been good-natured, and I(37) never saw one of them hurt the smallest or feeblest bird, though they will sometimes pretend that they are going to do so.

When Bob took a sun-bath, any member of the family who happened to be near him would always be convulsed with laughter. He would stretch his legs far apart, stick out his ragged plumage, elevate his head feathers till he looked as if he had a bonnet on, and then half shut his eyes with the most ludicrous expression of robin bliss.

All birds look more or less absurd when taking sun-baths. They seem to have the power to make each feather stand out from its neighbor. I suppose this is done in order that the sun may get to every part of the skin.

His most amusing performance, however, took place when his first moulting 読めよお前を監視しているぞ time after he came was over. One by one his old, mutilated feathers dropped out, and finally new ones took their places. On a memorable day Bob discovered that he had a real tail with a white feather on each side of it, and a pair of good, serviceable wings. He gave a joyful cry, shook his tail as if he would uproot it, then spread his wings and lifted himself in the air. Hopping time was over. He was now a real bird, and he flew from one end of the aviary to the other with an unmistakable expression of robin ecstasy.

Most unfortunately, I had not a chance to study poor Dick’s character as fully as Bob’s, for I only had him a short time. Both he and Bob, instead of(38) mounting to perches at night, would go to sleep on the windowsills, where I was afraid my pet rats would disturb them, as they ran about in their search for food. Therefore, I went into the aviary every evening, and lifted them up to a comfortable place for the night, near the hot-water pipes. I would not put robins in a warm place now. They are hardy birds, and if given a sufficient quantity of nourishing food do not need a warm sleeping-place. If we only had a better food supply I believe we would have many more wild birds with us in winter in the Northern States and Canada than we have now.

Late one evening I went into the aviary to put my robins to bed. I could only find Bob—Dick was nowhere to be seen. My father and mother joined me in the search, and finally we found his poor, lifeless body near the entrance to the rats’ underground nest. His head had been eaten—poor, intelligent Dick; and in gazing at him, and at the abundance of food in the aviary, the fate of the rats was sealed.

I fed my birds hard-boiled egg mashed with bread crumbs, crushed hemp-seed, scalded cornmeal, bread and milk, prepared mockingbird food, soaked ant eggs, all kinds of mush or “porridge,” as we say in Canada, chopped beef, potato and gravy, vegetables cooked and raw, seeds and fruit, an almost incredible amount of green stuff, and many other things—and yet the rats had found it necessary to commit a murder.

(39)

Well, they must leave the aviary, and they did, and for a time Bob reigned alone. I did try to bring up a number of young robins given to me by children who rescued them from cats, or who found them on the ground unable to fly, but for a long time I had very hard luck with them.

Either the birds were diseased or I did not feed them properly. I have a fancy that I half starved them. Bird fanciers whom I consulted told me to be sure and not stuff my robins, for they were greedy birds. As long as I took their advice my young robins died. When I went to my canaries for advice I saw that the parents watched the tiny heads folded like flowers too heavy for their stalks, over the little warm bodies in the nests.

The instant a head was raised the mother or father put a mouthful of warm egg-food in it. The little ones got all they would eatindeed, the father, with food dripping from his mouth, would coax his nestlings to take just one beakful more. I smiled broadly and began to give my robins all the worms they wanted, and then they lived.

The bringing up of young birds is intensely interesting. I found that one reason why early summer is the favorite time for nest-making is because one has the short nights then. Parents can feed their young quite late in the evening and be up by early daylight to fill the little crops again. Robins are birds that like to sit up late, and are always the last to go to bed in the aviary.

(40)

I solved the difficulty of rising at daylight to feed any young birds I was bringing up by giving them a stuffing at eleven o’clock at night. Then I did not have to rise till nearly eight.

This, of course, was for healthy birds. If I had a sick guineapig, rabbit, or bird, I never hesitated to get up many times during the night, for I have a theory that men and women who cannot or will not undertake the moral responsibility of bringing up children, should at least assist in the rearing of some created thing, if it is only a bird. Otherwise they become egotistical and absorbed in self.

Betsy and Solomon lived happily through that winter and spring, and before summer came we had made up our minds to return to the East. What should we do with the owls? They would be a great deal of trouble to some one. They required an immense amount of petting, and a frequent supply of perfectly fresh meat. No matter how busy we were, one of us had to go to the butcher every other day.

We began to inquire among our friends who would like a nice, affectionate pair of owls? There seemed no great eagerness on the part of any one to(23) take the pets we so much valued. Plans for their future worried me so much that at last I said to my sister, “We will take them East with us.”

The owls, who were to take so long a journey, became objects of interest to our friends, and at a farewell tea given to us, a smartly dressed young man vowed that he must take leave of Solomon and Betsy. Calling for a broom, he slowly passed it to and fro over the carpet before them, while they sat looking at him with lifted ear tufts that betrayed great interest in his movements.

We trembled a little in view of our past moving experiences, but we were devoted to the little creatures and, when the time came, we cheerfully boarded the overland train at Oakland.

We had with us Betsy and Solomon in their large cage, and in a little cage a pair of strawberry finches, so called because their breasts are dotted like a strawberry. A friend had requested us to bring them East for her. We had also a dog—not Teddy, that had only been lent to us; but our own Irish setter Nita, one of the most lovable and interesting animals that I have ever owned.

The chipmunk was no longer with us. He had not seemed happy in the aviary—indeed, he lay down in it and threw me a cunning look, as if to say, “I will die if you don’t let me out of this.” So I gave him the freedom of the house. That pleased him, and for a few days he was very diligent in assisting us with our housekeeping by picking(24) all the crumbs off the floors and eating them. Then he disappeared, and I hope was happy ever after among the superb oak trees of the university grounds close to us.

When we started for the East, the pets, of course, had to go into the baggage car, and I must say here for the benefit of those persons who wish to travel with animals and birds, that there is good accommodation for them on overland trains. Sometimes we bought tickets for them, sometimes they had to go in an express car, sometimes we tipped the baggagemasters, but the sums spent were not exorbitant, and we found everywhere provision made for pets. You cannot take them in your rooms in hotels, but there is a place for them somewhere, and they will be brought to you whenever you wish to see them, or to give them exercise. We were on several different railway lines, and visited eight different cities, and the dog and birds, upon arriving in eastern Canada, seemed none the worse for their trip.

However, I would not by any means encourage the transportation of animals. Indeed, my feelings on the subject, since I understand the horrors animals and birds endure while being whirled from one place to another, are rather too strong for utterance. I would only say that in a case like mine, where separation between an owner and pets would mean unhappiness, it is better for both to endure a few days or weeks of travel. Then the case of animals(25) and birds traveling with some one who sees and encourages them every day is different from the case of unfortunate creatures sent off alone.

Our Nita was taken out of the car at every station where it was possible to exercise her, and one of us would run into restaurants along the route to obtain fresh meat for the owls. Their cage was closely covered, but whenever they heard us coming they hooted, and as no one seemed to guess what they were, they created a great deal of interest. My sister and I were amused one evening in Salt Lake City to see a man bending over the cage with an air of perplexity.

“They must be pollies,” he said at last, and yet his face showed that he did not think those were parrot noises issuing from within.

I remember one evening on arriving in Albany, New York, causing slight consternation in the hotel by a demand for raw meat. We hastened to explain that we did not want it for ourselves, and finally obtained what we wished.

As soon as we arrived home in Halifax, Nova Scotia, the owls were put downstairs in a nice, dry basement. They soon found their way upstairs, where the whole family was prepared to welcome them on account of their pretty ways and their love for caresses.

Strange to say, they took a liking to my father, who did not notice them particularly, and a mischievous dislike to my mother, who was disposed to(26) pet them. They used to fly on her head whenever they saw her. Their little claws were sharp and unpleasant to her scalp. We could not imagine why they selected her head unless it was that her gray hair attracted them. However, we had a French Acadian maid called Lizzie, whose hair was jet black, and they disliked her even more than they did my mother.

Lizzie, to get to her storeroom, had to cross the furnace-room where the owls usually were, and she soon began to complain bitterly of them.

“Dey watch me,” she said indignantly, “dey fly on my head, dey scratch me, an’ pull out my hairpins, an’ make my head sore.”

Why don’t you push them off, Lizzie?” I asked, “they are only tiny things.”

“Dey won’t go—dey hold on an’ beat me,” she replied, and soon the poor girl had to arm herself with a switch when she went near them.

Lizzie was a descendant of the veritable Acadians mentioned in Longfellow’s “Evangeline,” of whom there are several thousand in Nova Scotia. My mother was attached to her, and at last she said, “I will not have Lizzie worried. Bring the owls up in my bathroom.”

There they seemed perfectly happy, sitting watching the sparrows from the window and teasing my long-suffering mother, who was obliged to give up using gas in this bathroom, for very often the owls put it out by flying at it.

(27)

One never heard them coming. I did not before this realize how noiseless the flight of an owl is. One did not dream they were near till there was a breath of air fanning one’s cheek. After we gave up the gas, for fear they would burn themselves, we decided to use a candle. It was absolutely necessary to have an unshaded light, for they would perch on any globe shading a flame, and would burn their feet.

The candle was more fun for them than the gas, for it had a smaller flame, and was more easily extinguished, and usually on entering the room, away would go the light, and we would hear in the corner a laughing voice, saying “Too, who, who, who, who!”

The best joke of all for the owls was to put out the candle when one was taking a bath, and I must say I heard considerable grumbling from the family on the subject. It seemed impossible to shade the light from them, and to find one’s self in the dark in the midst of a good splash, to have to emerge from the tub, dripping and cross, and search for matches, was certainly not calculated to add to one’s affection for Solomon and Betsy. However, they were members of the family, and as George Eliot says, “The members of your family are like the nose on your face—you have got to put up with it, seeing you can’t get rid of it.”

Alas! the time soon came when we had to lament the death of one of our troublesome but beloved pets.

Betsy one day partook heartily of a raw fish head,(28) and in spite of remedies applied, sickened rapidly and sank into a dying condition.

I was surprised to find what a hold the little thing had taken on my affection. When her soft, gray body became cold, I held her in my hand close to the fire and, with tears in my eyes, wished for a miracle to restore her to health.

She lay quietly until just before she died. Then she opened her eyes and I called to the other members of the family to come and see their strange expression. They became luminous and beautiful, and dilated in a peculiar way. We hear of the eyes of dying persons lighting up wonderfully, and this strange illumination of little Betsy’s eyes reminded me of such cases.

Even after death she lay with those wide-open eyes, and feeling that I had lost a friend, I put down her little dead body. It was impossible for me to conceal my emotion, and my mother, who had quite forgotten Betsy’s hostility to her, generously took the little feathered creature to a taxidermist.

I may say that Betsy was the first and last bird I shall ever have stuffed. I dare say the man did the work as well as it could be done, but I gazed in dismay at my Betsy when she came home. That stiff little creature sitting on a stick, with glazed eyes and motionless body, could not be the pretty little bird whose every motion was grace. Ever since the day of Betsy’s death, I can feel no admiration for a dead bird. Indeed, I turn sometimes with a shudder(29) from the agonized postures, the horrible eyes of birds in my sister women’s hats—and yet I used to wear them myself. My present conviction shows what education will do. If you like and study live birds, you won’t want to wear dead ones.

After Betsy’s death Solomon seemed so lonely that I resolved to buy him a companion. I chose a robin, and bought him for two dollars from a woman who kept a small shop. A naturalist friend warned me that I would have trouble, but I said remonstratingly, “My owl is not like other owls. He has been brought up like a baby. He does not know that his ancestors killed little birds.”

Alas! When my robin had got beautifully tame, when he would hop about after me, and put his pretty head on one side while I dug in the earth for worms for him, when he was apparently on the best of terms with Sollie, I came home one day to a dreadful discovery. Sollie was flying about with the robin’s body firmly clutched in one claw. He had killed and partly eaten him. I caught him, took the robin away from him, and upbraided him severely.

“Too, who, who, who who,” he said—apologetically, it seemed to me, “instinct was too strong for me. I got tired of playing with him, and thought I would see what he tasted like.”

I could not say too much to him. What about the innocent lambs and calves, of which Sollie’s owners had partaken?

(30)

I had a fine large place in the basement for keeping pets, with an earth floor, and a number of windows, and I did not propose to have Sollie murder all the birds I might acquire. So, one end of this room was wired off for him. He had a window in this cage overlooking the garden, and it was large enough for me to go in and walk about, while talking to him. He seemed happy enough there, and while gazing into the garden or watching the rabbits, guineapigs, and other pets in the large part of the room, often indulged in long, contented spells of cooing—not hooting.

In 1902 I was obliged to leave him for a six months’ trip to Europe. He was much petted by my sister, and I think spent most of his time upstairs with the family. When I returned home I brought, among other birds, a handsome Brazil cardinal. I stood admiring him as he stepped out of his traveling cage and flew around the aviary. Unfortunately, instead of choosing a perch, he flattened himself against the wire netting in Sollie’s corner.

I was looking right at him and the owl, and I never saw anything but lightning equal the celerity of Sollie’s flight, as he precipitated himself against the netting and caught at my cardinal’s showy red crest. The cardinal screamed like a baby, and I ran to release him, marveling that the owl could so insinuate his little claws through the fine mesh of the wire. However, he could do it, and he gripped the struggling cardinal by the long, hair-like(31) topknot, until I uncurled the wicked little claws. A bunch of red feathers fell to the ground, and the dismayed cardinal flew into a corner.

“Sollie,” I said, going into his cage and taking him in my hand, “how could you be so cruel to that new bird?”

“Oh, coo, coo, coo, coo,” he replied in a delightfully soft little voice, and gently resting his naughty little beak against my face. “You had better come upstairs,” I said, “I am afraid to leave you down here with that poor cardinal. You will be catching him again.”

He cooed once more. This just suited him, and he spent the rest of his life in regions above. I knew that he would probably not live as long in captivity as he would have done if his lot had been cast in the California foothills. His life was too unnatural. In their native state, owls eat their prey whole, and after a time disgorge pellets of bones, feathers, hairs, and scales, the remnants of food that cannot be digested.

My owls, on account of their upbringing, wanted their food cleaned for them. Betsy, one day, after much persuasion, swallowed a mouse to oblige me, but she was such a dismal picture as she sat for a long time with the tail hanging out of her beak that I never offered her another.

I tried to keep Solomon in condition by giving him, or forcing him to take, foreign substances, but my plan only worked for a time.

(32)

I always dreaded the inevitable, and one winter day in 1903 I looked sharply at him, as he called to me when I entered the house after being away for a few hours. “That bird is ill!” I said.

No other member of the family saw any change in him, but when one keeps birds and becomes familiar with the appearance of each one, they all have different facial and bodily expressions, and one becomes extremely susceptible to the slightest change. As I examined Sollie, my heart sank within me, and I began to inquire what he had been eating. He had partaken freely of boiled egg, meat, and charcoal. I gave him a dose of olive oil, and I must say that the best bird or beast to take medicine is an owl. Neither he nor Betsy ever objected in the l

2024-06-01

死にたくなったとき死にたい...じゃなくてshiny time...って呟くようにしてる

そうすればほらすべてが輝いて見えるから

2024-05-22

長い長いシリーズの大切な回で、初期のセリフ引用するの泣いちゃう

有名どころだと、

MCUのエンドゲーム最後傲慢不遜男のトニーが自分の命を犠牲指パッチンするとき

I am Iron Man.

(私がアイアンマンだ)]

って言うやつ。

これってMCU1作目アイアンマンラストセリフと全く同じなんだよね。

I am Iron Man.で始まって、I am Iron Man.で最後の戦いが終わる。

泣いちゃうよね。

 

他にはワイスシリーズで、ダブル主演の一人ポール・ウォーカーがなくなってしまったスカイミッションの最後

ポールに対して、もう一人の主役のヴィンが

I used to say I lived my life a quarter mile at a time.

And I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did, too.

フルスピードで走るのが俺の人生だった。だから、お前と俺は兄弟だった。お前も同じだったから。)

モノローグで語り掛けるシーンがあるんだけど、

これもワイルドスピード1作目でヴィンがポールに対して自分人生を語るときに言った

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters:

not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.

(ゼロヨンだけに生きる人生。先のことは考えず、借金も店もチームも気にしない。10秒足らずの時間だけ、オレは自由だ。)

このセリフ引用している。

最初は利用し合う敵対関係で始まった二人が理解を深め、兄弟だと思うようになって別れていく。

このへんは日本語吹き替えだけ見てるとわかんないんだけど、作品愛にあふれたいいセリフだなって思う。

 

こういう長編作品最初の方の大事セリフを、後々引用して〆るの泣いちゃうよね。

2024-05-08

Yellen:  "the yen did move quite a bit in a relatively short period of time. we would expect these interventions to be rare and consultation to take place."

この発言からどこまで戻すんだろうと思ってたら結構戻って来て155.26

最初の利下げまでに160近くまで戻るのかな

2024-05-06

Dinosaur T-Rex Game

Description

Every web user has at least once encountered loss of internet connection. This happens for a variety of reasons, such as a dysfunction in the cellular network or a broken internet cable. However, regardless of the reason, every Google Chrome user sees the Dino game (when there is no internet) instead of a plain blank error page. This game can be played without an internet connection.

Play game: Dinosaur T-Rex Game

Despite the fact that the game is just a plain runner that’s built into the Google Chrome browser, the developers behind it still deserve a round of applause. The peculiar monochrome graphics and the simplicity make the game even better, and it has gained a lot of worldwide fans since its launch.

The main character of the game is a classic dinosaur, a Tyrannosaurus rex, the species we usually see in movies and books about dinosaurs. It’s a carnivorous type of dinosaur from the Cretaceous. In the game it runs through the desert, encountering pterodactyls and cactuses that need to be avoided by jumping or ducking. As the distance the dinosaur has traveled increases, so does its speed, which is why it’s quite difficult for an inexperienced player to get a high score, even though the game itself seems easy.

Surely, all of you are curious about the development of the Chrome Dinosaur Game Online, so let’s take a little trip back in time.

History Google Dinosaur Game

The development of the T-Rex game dates back to September 2014, however, the final improvements were completed only in December of that same year. The adjustments supported earlier versions of the Android operating system.

Sebastien Gabriel, one of the designers of the game, says that the T-rex was chosen as a funny reference to "prehistoric times", when highspeed internet wasn’t so widely spread.

The T-rex was also not an accidental choice. The offline Chrome Dino game (without internet) was also called "Project Bolan", referring to the popular singer Mark Bolan from the 70s band "T-Rex". While creating the game the programmers also thought about making Dino growl or kick. Eventually these features were rejected in order to keep the game simple and "prehistoric".

How to open the T-Rex Chrome Dino Game?

In order to open the game you can simply type chrome://dino/ in the address bar. The game will open even if you’re connected to the internet, so there’s no need to disconnect.

The majority of internet users have Chrome as their default browser. However, if you’re using a different one, our website can help. Here you can play the T-Rex Dinosaur Game using any browser and any device, like a desktop computer or even your cell phone.

2024-05-04

Is this English correct?

I do not understand English.

But even I can use the latest technology to help me write English.

So, cunnilingus! I can write these words in English in no time.

But is it correct English?

I cannot understand it.

But I am sure that technology will eventually develop to assist in this kind of thing.

2024-04-27

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そういう意味合いなのに…ってちゃんと確かめたのか?

たとえば英語版Wikipediaだと

A buzzword is a word or phrase, new or already existing, that becomes popular for a period of time.

説明されているが。

バズワードは『話題性だけで中身がない言葉』という意味だ」と「バズワード本来は『話題になっている言葉』という意味だが、しばしば『話題性だけで中身がない言葉だ』という皮肉意味でも使われる」とでは、かなり違うと思うぞ。

2024-04-25

Media made us restrict our movements during COVID-19

Media made us restrict our movements during COVID-19, and it had a very big impact. I checked Twitter and TV every day to see how many people were getting COVID-19, being hospitalized, and dying. Japanese TV showed videos of people on artificial respirators in hospitals, which was shocking and made me afraid to go out. I worried that if I got COVID-19, I would end up in the hospital on a respirator and might die. After watching those shows, I couldn't watch regular news on TV because I was so scared of COVID-19.

I stayed home for a long time, but I caught the virus from my father in September 2023. He had been coughing a lot since 2020 because of another disease, so I thought it was just that. But in the middle of September, his cough sounded different, so I thought it might be COVID-19. I was planning to go to Canada at that time, but things turned out badly. Both my mother and I got COVID-19 and had a very tough time. It was hard to breathe, but after a month, my symptoms weren't as bad. I didn't need to be hospitalized. I think that sometimes watching social media or TV can give us negative information that restricts our movements, but in this case, it was too much.

2024-02-21

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直訳版



A long time ago, in a certain country, there was a bastard named Cinderella. The reason why she is called Cinderella is because she sprinkled her own ashes on her own head at her mother's funeral, which led to her being called the ash-coverer, which is why her real name is Cinderella. I lost

The husband who lost his wife was also a bastard, and the day after the funeral he cheated on a woman three years younger than him, had sex with her, and even got married.

I have decided. Then, to her Cinderella

She now has an older sister and a younger sister who are not related by blood.

Her sister was a bitch too, she came to Cinderella's house

After a few days, she thought, ``Wouldn't it be more convenient to have an outbuilding?'' and cut down Cinderella's mother's grave in her garden and the hundreds of years old tree that was next to her grave, and built an outbuilding. We forced construction.

One day, the bastard's family receives news of a ball from the castle. But before Cinderella could read it, her sister broke the news and said, ``There's no way you can go.'' Cinderella didn't seem to have any intention of going either, saying, ``I had no intention of going in the first place.I'd rather go to hell.''

Then, on the day her mother was admitted to the hospital to give birth, her sister went to the ball. In the garden, the construction of an outbuilding was progressing as usual.

Let’s light a fire here and make a bonfire.”

She thought about that, but Cinderella stopped her. Suddenly, a witch appeared

``Cinderella, why aren't you going to the ball?'' asked the witch.

"What's the point of telling Teme?"

Cinderella returned with an ax in her hand

Then, for some reason, Cinderella was wrapped in a jewel-like dress.

"If you don't go to the ball, that dress will kill you. Now go."

Cinderella doesn't want to die in a place like this, so she reluctantly decides to go to the castle.

In the castle, some asshole like her sister was looking for a one-night stand and was dancing wildly. No one really praised others, and in their hearts they all seemed to think that they were the center of the world.

Cinderella didn't dance, but killed her time by smoking a cigarette at the end of her room. There, she was approached by a man wearing formal clothes that were flashier and more expensive than anyone else, and said to her, ``Miss, won't you dance?''

She is Cinderella with a cigarette in her mouth

She said, ``I only dance with the Grim Reaper and bad luck.''

she answered. For some reason, the man fell in love with her at first sight, and she said, ``Let's have some fun in the other room.Here, come.'' She tried to force Cinderella to take her to another room in the castle. However, Cinderella pressed the cigarette she was holding into her hand.

"Her hand slipped," she laughed.

When she pressed the cigarette, the sound in her voice was so pitiful that no one tried to get close to him or dance with him. Of course, no one even knows that such a pitiful man is the prince who owns this castle.

Eventually, she had enough, Cinderella threw her shoes on her stairs and went back to her house in her bare feet. Her shoes were made of glass, so they shattered into pieces.

The next day, while her servant was cleaning the castle, she found one shoe on the stairs. Obviously thinking this was strange, she secretly examined her shoes and discovered that they had been smeared with a deadly amount of poison.

Rumors spread within the castle that this must be an attempt to kill the prince, and soon a large-scale investigation was conducted. Even though it's a survey, it's simple.

The idea was to create a replica of a shoe and imprison the person who matched it perfectly as a suspect.

And one after another, people were imprisoned just because of their size. Some of them had not been to the ball, but they thought it must be a lie and were forcibly taken away.

Eventually, an investigation came to Cinderella's house. That's when we all looked at her mother and child after she was discharged from the hospital, and of course her sister didn't fit.

So all that was left was Cinderella. Then, her sister said to Cinderella, ``Hell suits you better than this world.''

She was of course the perfect size for Cinderella.

However, she protested her innocence, saying that I hadn't gone to the ball and there was no dress anywhere in the house to prove it.

However, the prince showed him an empty pack of cigarettes that had been discarded in a trash can and said, ``This is the same brand that the criminal was smoking that time.Why?''

Then Cinderella grinned and

I unbuttoned all the buttons on her jacket.

She said, ``After all, I feel like dancing with the Grim Reaper. Right, little prince?'' she said.

By the time the princes realized it, it was already too late.

The grenade that fell at his feet blew up Cinderella and the prince.

The time was around noon. Bells rang throughout the city and residents prayed for lunch.

The flying fragments of the shoe became a weapon, a sad fragment that could only hurt someone, and no one could imagine its original form.

end

2024-02-04

anond:20240204155005

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2024-01-31

能登半島地震直後の広島大学教授によるSNS書き込み

https://twitter.com/maro_machizawa/status/1742177725979476189

”Literally zero tsunami. Thousands or more unnecessarily evacuated. I hope experts n media swiftly interpret the condition and deliver accurate info. Quake, collapsing houses and fire were the major damage this time. The warning was effective if the call for tsunami was correct.”

"文字通り津波ゼロです。数千人以上が不必要避難した。専門家メディアが速やかに状況を解釈し、正確な情報を伝えてくれることを願っています。今回は地震家屋の倒壊、火災が大きな被害でした。津波警報が正しければ、警報有効だった" ( グーグル翻訳)

今まで訂正も何もなし。ひどくないですか。脳科学者か。教授なら広島大も処分とかしないのかね

実際は津波で甚大な被害がありました

https://mainichi.jp/articles/20240130/k00/00m/040/275000c

2024-01-22

anond:20240113084143

putting others down is what people who cant bring themselves up do 

他人こき下ろすのは自分を高めることができない人がやることだ (bring someone up = uplift oneself = improve one's situation)

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improveimprove onの違い

他動詞場合は、目的語になるものを改良する。

ですから

He improved the design of the car.

訳:彼は車のデザインを一層良くした。(出展ジーニアス

この場合、「その車のデザイン」を以前のものからのものへ「改良」した、という意味です。

自動詞場合は、on 以下のものを元にして(元にして、が on意味です)

「よりよいものを作る(これが自動詞improve意味)」という意味です。

ですから

He improved on the design.

訳:彼は設計に改良を加えた。(出展ジーニアス

この場合、the design(その設計)を元にして、よりよい「設計」を作った、ということなのです。

https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1322371783

↑この解説は以下のネイティブ解説とも符合する

https://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/52305/improve-vs-improve-on-upon

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Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, 「絶望の谷で苦しみにふけるのはやめましょう」

let us not ~ は let’s not ~ と同じ

wallow は「転げまわる、もがく」という意味ですが、ここでは「(快楽などに)ふける、浸る」という意味で使われています

動物などが「泥浴びする」という意味から来ています

例:wallow in luxury「ぜいたくにふける」、wallow in one’s sadness「悲しみにふける」

https://www.eigonou.net/backnumber/05278/

e.g.

Matt has stepped away from public life マットはもう人前に出ることを止めたんだから

Let us hold not too fast to his name 彼の名前にあまりしがみつかないようにしよう

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immersion only losers couldn't tell you the difference between と思う and と思っている to save their lives

マージョンだけやってる負け犬たちは「と思う」と「と思っている」の区別をどうやっても教えられない

to save one's life

どうしても◆【用法否定文の強調

・I can't wake up to save my life. : どうしても起きられない。

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i am at the bottom of the mountain 先はまだまだ長い (= i've got a long way to go)

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im very active w keeping my pronouns available 私は積極的自分性別代名詞を公開してる (consistently and proactively making known or sharing their preferred pronouns)

bc ik it can feel awkward to ask sometimes だってわざわざ尋ねるのは気まずいじゃん

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You don't wanna get on my bad side.... 俺の機嫌を損ねないほうがいいぜ・・・

buddy....

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Go finger your prostate to chill out or smth 前立腺でも弄って落ち着け

Look I'm on a stim crash and on edge dw bout it 精神刺激薬の離脱症状が出ててしか寸止め中だから大丈夫

be on a stimulant crash = ADHDやアデロールなどの薬の離脱症状 (= I'm having withdrawals from drugs.)

be on edge 寸止め

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back on one's feet

《be ~》〔病気などが回復して〕再び元気になる

Your father will be back on his feet in no time. : あなたのお父様はすぐに回復されますよ。

《be ~》〔状況などが〕良くなる、立ち直る

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curry favor with

(人)の機嫌を取る、(人)に取り入る、(人)にゴマをする、(人)を褒めそやす、(人)にお世辞を言う、(人)にこびへつらう

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・That's a lot [bunch] of hooey, and you know it! : 実にばかげた話です。自分でも分かってるだろ。(=ホラ話= bullshit

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it's awkward but it gets the point across

自分の書く文章は)ぎこちないけど意味は通じる (awkward = clunky = clumsy = scuffed)

why do you think it's awkward?

なんでぎこちないと思うの?

because I haven't output enough to think of a natural way to output my ideas. Instead I force out something that gets the idea across even if it turns out awkward

自然アウトプットすることができるほどちゃんアウトプットしてないからね

からこちなくても伝わる文章をひねり出してる感じ

because 99% of my Japanese practice is from writing assignments for class (haven't hung out with many Japanese people), so even if I try to speak casually, formal stuff appears

日本語練習のうち99パーセントは授業で出される作文の宿題から

カジュアルに話そうとしてもフォーマル言葉遣いが出てしまうんだ

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this server is a lot more hateful than I remember it being

このサーバー、私が知っている頃と比べてすごく邪険な雰囲気になってる

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I can understand being insecure over one's language skills but I think you should own that you're insecure instead of trying to act like you're above others

Address what's causing you to feel insecure and work on that

日本語力に不安を持つのはわかるけど、他人マウントを取るんじゃなくてその不安さを認めるべきだよ

不安さを生み出している原因をなくせるよう努力すべき

own 〔罪などを〕自分がやったと認める

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Speaking as someone who has never interacted with you before and didn't even recognise you, you came off as a massive dickhead in the way you talked, and that's gonna rub people the wrong way. Especially if there's annoyance built before that. But at the end of the day man, it doesn't matter much

あなたと喋ったこともないしだれだか知らないけど、あなたの喋り方はすごい嫌なやつに聞こえるし、それだと周りを苛つかせるだけだよ

特にすでにイライラが高まってる状況ならなおさら

I mean you just rubbed some people the wrong way but they didn't express that and decided to unload it all on you at the same time x10 when they saw the opportunity

みんなあんたに苛ついてたけど、黙ってたんだよ

で、ちょうどいいタイミングが来たから一斉にその不満を10倍にして吐き出したってわけ

it was really irresponsible and wrong of me

yeah I know that was fucked up of me

that was dumb of me

それはすごい無責任だし間違った行いだった

ほんと自分メチャクチャなことをしたと思う

自分馬鹿だった

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ooh buddy not a good look

悪口を言いまくってる人を見て)おいおいお前それはよくねえぜ

it's basically just a way of saying "you did something bad."

https://hinative.com/questions/21934776

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I think most of it was just pent up aggression towards him over the weeks that everyone found an opportunity to unload at that moment

今回の件は、彼に対するイラつきがここ数週間の間に溜まっていて、あの瞬間にみんながそれを吐き出すチャンスを見つけたっていうのが大きいんじゃないか

pent-up discontent 鬱積した不満

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Idk why you're making it seem like i had a fit over him

なんで「私が彼に対して腹を立てていた」みたいな風な言い方をしてるのかわからないんだけど

have a fit

腹を立てる、カッとなる、カンカンに怒る、ひどく興奮する、非常に興奮する、だだをこねる、ショックを受ける、発作を起こす、卒倒する、おたおたする◆【同】throw a fit

・I was having [throwing] a huge fit. : 私は無性に腹を立てていた。

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You just jumped on the Jack hate train for no reason

あんたなぜかジャックを嫌ってる奴らと同調してたじゃん

I don't understand the audacity to come here every single day while you disrespect me to your friends

友達と一緒に私のことを侮辱してるくせに毎日ここに来れる厚かましさは理解できないわ

and you also hop on the gender thing

しかあいつらの性別からかうノリにも同調してたよな

i use she

but yeah

that was wrong of me too

they had that effect on me and I took that as a way out of responsibility

俺はちゃんsheを使ったよ

でもまああれも俺が間違いだった

あいつらに影響されていたし、その影響を言い訳にして(性別ネタに乗っかっていたのは事実だった)

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she didn't even think to give me the benefit of the doubt or anything and just straight up pilied on to me when i had no way to defend myself of the misinfo against me

彼女は(話が真実かどうか確かめる)猶予を与えることもせずに、いきなり私を非難してきた

pile on to someone: (of a group of people) to attack or criticize someone

大勢非難すること

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what are you prattling about

何をぺちゃくちゃいってんの

prattle

幼児が〕片言でしゃべる、〔大人が〕ベラベラとつまらないおしゃべりをする

・He was prattling on for hours about boring subjects. : 彼は退屈な話題について、何時間もしゃべり続けた。

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And oh yea you can go on a tirade in that server talking about how i need mental health help, suck at jp, and feel threatened by the very presence of John

その鯖で私は精神科にかかるべきとかジョンに劣等感を抱いてるとか、延々と話してればいいじゃん

tirade

〔長く手厳しい〕攻撃非難演説◆可算

長広舌、長い演説

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i played it when it came out and had the worst experience of my life

そのゲーム発売時にプレイしたけど人生最悪の体験だったわ

if you pick a μ's character you're in for the worst character interactions you have ever seen

μ'sのキャラを選んだら今まで経験した中で最悪の会話が待ってるよ

in for 《be ~》〔困難などに〕直面しそうだ、〔事態などを〕きっと経験するだろう

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this pc has served me well for 8+ years

このPCは8年以上使ってるけどちゃんと動いてるよ

im pushing 5 years on my lenovo legion

私のレノボはそろそろ5年に近づいてる

i built that pc with my dad and god damnit do I love it

will upgrade eventually

あのPCは父と一緒に組んだんだけどめちゃくちゃ大好きだ

そのうちアップグレードもする予定

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Pray the gay away = 神に祈りを捧げてゲイからノンケにしてもらうこと

https://hinative.com/questions/18100264

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I wouldn't recommend going off blood thinners cold turkey and my heart rates really fucking high right now, 1:30 3145, and I'm nervous about this.

抗凝血剤を急にやめるのはおすすめしない

go cold turkey 〔悪習・薬物などを〕急に[きっぱり]やめる[断ち切る]

go off a drug 薬を(飲むのを)やめる

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there's no way these like agencies are gonna be looking at all this money you're raking in on Onlyfans being like "what do you mean we don't get any of it?"

AV事務所Onlyfansで荒稼ぎした金を見たら「当然それをくれるんだよな?」って言うに決まってる

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w8emCFPLGlw

rake in 荒稼ぎする

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whether or not the bit that it's famous for will soon wear off a novelty however is difficult to determine

パルワールドを有名たらしめている要素がすぐに陳腐化してしまうのかどうかは(今のところ)断定しがたい

bit = 要素 = element

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my boss has been grilling me for slacking

上司からサボり癖を指摘されている

grilling 厳しい尋問◆可算

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she flaked on our plans for Christmas together and invited him to hang out with her during the end of the year

私とのクリスマスの約束をすっぽかし、(B男さんと)年末に遊ぶ誘いをしていたり、

flake

自動

〔薄片が〕はがれ落ちる

〈米俗〉約束をすっぽかす

他動

から薄片を剥がす[削る]

〔~を〕薄片で覆う

there were a lot of things that i couldn't fit in here but i've only ever wrote things that i've had clear evidence of

この文章ではとても収まらないほどのことがありましたが、手元に明確な証拠があるものだけを書きました。

i don't think i've clarified quite enough but this being something that i've kept in my heart for so long i'm so glad i'm able to talk to you all about it now

十分にお話できたとは思っていませんが、ずっと心のうちに秘めていたことを、こうしてお話することができたのはよかったと思っています

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWJDwmrTL5o

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steer clear of

~を避ける、~を遠ざける、~に関わらない

You should steer clear of that restaurant or you may get food poisoning. : そのレストランはやめた方がいい、さもないと食中毒になるかもよ。

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Shiina having a laughing fit really brightens up my day. Thank you Okayun~

面白い」ということを表すのに使われる「ツボる」という表現英語で表すと、一番意味が近いのはおそらく”have a laughing fit”でしょう。

https://nativecamp.net/blog/20200723_laugh

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Does 買いものにでも行っているのかもしれません mean “Maybe she even went shopping” ? What does でも contribute here

Does demo add the “or something” to the sentencr

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seemやappear, feel, look, soundなどにthatを付ける場合主語itでなければならない

It seems that ...

✗He seems that ...

Feel, look, and sound are very occasionally found with a content clause too: It looks to me that a vendetta has struck up. Content clauses differ from as if phrases in that they are restricted to the impersonal construction: compare Ed seemed as if /∗that he was trying to hide his true identity. (Camgel p.962)

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仮定法と直説法の見分け方は文脈判断

ポイント1:仮定法は直説法の時制を一つ過去にずらしたもの

ポイント2:直接法は時制の一致を受けるが、仮定法は時制の一致を受けない

直説法(knows):He looks as if he knows the answer. (he knows the answer)

仮定法(knew):He looks as if he knew the answer. (he gives the impression that he knows the answer, but he (probably) doesn't know or we don't know whether he knows or not)

主節が現在形の場合区別がつくが、主節を過去時制にすると、直接法では時制の一致によってknows→knewと一つ過去に移るのに対して、仮定法は時制の一致を受けないのでknewのまま変わらない。その結果、どちらも同じ時制になってしまう。そのため、仮定法か直接法かは文脈判断。(仮定法の時制を過去にずらす(knew→had known)と、大過去として見なされ、主節より一つ前の出来事を表すことになる)

He looked as if he knew the answer.

完了形場合も同じ

直説法:He seems as if he hasn't slept for days. (he hasn't slept for days)

仮定法:He seems as if he hadn't slept for days. (it seems that he hasn't slept for days, but he (probably) has or we don't know whether he has or not)

He seemed as if he hadn't slept for days.

https://www.grammaring.com/as-if-as-though

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He doesn't do listening immersion he only knows English from reading and it shows. 

He's not that bad 彼は別に下手じゃないよ

But there's a few quirks that tip me off でもノンネイティブだとわかってしまうような癖がたまに出てくる

2024-01-13

anond:20240102175759

he's mooching off his parents = leeching off

彼は親の脛をかじっている

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it's infamously difficult to explain

just feel it out is the best advice here sadly

それはめちゃくちゃ説明が難しい

ただ感じろというアドバイスしかできない

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ok srsly ketchup fried rice has no right being this good

まじでケチャップフライドライスがこんなうまいのおかしいだろ

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stubbed my toe in the dark and it still hurts 暗闇の中で足の指をぶつけたんだけどまだ痛い

stub out your cigarette now; 今、タバコをもみ消してください.

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we can only give you a 1-day course of medicine. お薬は1日分しか出せません。

Always finish a course of medicine unless advised otherwise 特別な指示がない限り、薬は必ず(処方された分を)最後まで飲みきること

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His past has caught up with him 過去に行った悪行が問いただされる時が来た

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I got food poisoning eating at xxx xxxで食事したら食中毒になった

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That took for fucking ever どんだけ時間かかっとんねん

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talk out of one's ass 〈卑〉〔きちんとした内容{ないよう}ではない〕ばかな[適当{てきとう}な・くだらない]ことを言う、くそ発言{はつげん}をする

talk through one's hat 大ぼらを吹く、くだらないことを言う|

talk out of both sides of one's mouth 矛盾したことを言う

You can't trust him. He talks out of both sides of his mouth. : 彼は信用できないよ。矛盾したことばかり言うからね。

pull it out of my ass でっちあげる

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comparison is the thief of joy ものごとを楽しむ秘訣は人と比較しないこと

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比喩的〉一本取られた、参った、やられた◆相手反論・指摘などについて「有効論点だ・それは一理ある」と認める時などに用いられる

・Ah, touche. : これは1本取られたな。/痛いところを突かれたな。

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join in は行為に焦点をおいた表現

"To join the party" means to be(come) part of the party, = パーティの一員になる

"To join IN the party" means to take part in the activities of the party. = パーティというアクティティに参加する

https://www.italki.com/en/post/question-337073

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He ran too fast for me to keep up with him. → himはあってもなくてもかまわない(too to構文でforが付くと文末にhimなどを付けても許容される傾向にあるらしい)

https://www.biseisha.co.jp/lab/qa/27

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looked on in horror 恐怖しながら眺めていた・傍観していた

Bystanders looked on in horror as car plowed through parade 通行人は車がパレードに突っ込んでいくのを恐怖して眺めていた

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You have to thread the needle very carefully to make it work properly, ちゃんと動かすには針の穴を通すかのように慎重にやらないといけない

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Don't lump me in with them. : あんなのと一緒{いっしょ}にしないでよね。

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what's the rush? 何をそんなに急いでるの?

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All you do is talk about war. Don't you have anything else to talk about? 口を開けば戦争の話ばかり。会話のレパートリーなすぎだろ

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dunno how retarded ud have to be to believe that kinda story そんなストーリー信じるとかアホすぎん?

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delusion of persecution 被害妄想

Does he have persecutory delusions? あの人は被害妄想癖なの?

typical paranoid populist with delusions of persecution looking everywhere but within to find scapegoats he can pin the blame for his loser life's pratfalls on

(こいつは)自分負け犬人生責任なすりつけられるスケープゴートを見つけようと目をキョロキョロさせているが自分自身のことは都合よく無視する、典型的被害妄想癖の偏執ポピュリストだな

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punch down

to attack or criticize someone who is in a worse or less powerful position than you = 自分より弱いもの攻撃避難すること (punch upはその逆)

He punched down at opponents who couldn't fight back. 彼は反撃できない相手攻撃した

Simply put: punching up is okay; punching down is not. 強いものに歯向かうのはいいが、弱い者いじめはいけない

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the only people who call out samefags are people who samefag 自演を叩くのは自演してるやつだけ

its a paranoia thing 妄想みたいなもの

like if you murder people then you'll realize how easy it is and think everyones gonna murder you 殺人を犯して人を殺すのが簡単なことに気づいたせいで、みんなが自分を殺そうとしてると思いこむようなもの

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yeah, logging is autistic, but helpful. Ever since I started logging, I literally went from 1 hr of daily immersion to 4 hours, just to try to beat other people and see my numbers rack up. It's a good way to keep yourself accountable, which is something 4chan users chronically avoid

記録を取るのはアレだが役に立つ。ログを取り始めてからというもの、1日1時間のイマージョンが4時間になった。他の人に勝って、数字が上がっていくのを見るのにハマってしまってね。

4chanユーザーはいつもこれをやることから逃げているが、立てた目標ちゃんと達成するためにはい方法だ。

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There's no fixing that person = あの人はどうしようもない/ 救いようがない/ 付ける薬がない = There's no way you can fix that person

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yeah but that's no excuse for him to act like a bitch lol まあ確かにそうだが、だからといってあいつがクソみたいに振る舞っていい理由にはならないわ

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he was a cool guy like way back then 前はいいやつだったんだよ

emphasis on "was" 「前は」だけどな

then shit kinda went downhill, he had a spat with Dave regarding some shit i didnt care about そこから色々とクソみたいな状況になって、どうでもいいことでジョンと喧嘩した

i didnt pay attention tbh

and then after some back and forths we just never really talked to each other そんで色々と言い合いを重ねた結果、あいつとは喋らなくなった

maybe John can fill you in on the details, because im a secondary source here 詳しいことはジョンに聞けばわかると思う 俺は又聞きだから

because while they were raging at each other i was out of the server being a productive member of society こいつらが喧嘩してたとき俺は社会の一員として建設的なことをしてたからな

ye, i think i will try to find out about all this later ああ、それについては後で調べてみるわ

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he wants to be alone he literally said that. So just give him some time and he will come back on his own time. 一人にさせてほしいって言われたんだろ?なら少し時間を与えれば、自分が戻りたいと思ったときに戻ってくるだろう

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I went to the hospital to get blood work done → 病院に行って、採血された

https://eikaiwa.dmm.com/uknow/questions/99730/

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いいとこどり

get(pick) the best of everything(both)

get the best of both worlds

skim the cream

cherry pick

https://eikaiwa.dmm.com/uknow/questions/6202/

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Babble like an idiot using what few words you already know, and then only look stuff up when you cannot properly express yourself.

知ってる僅かな単語だけを使ってバカみたいに訳のわからないことを喋って、言いたいことをちゃんと言えないときだけ単語を調べる

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本音で話す

・I had a heart-to-heart with Stacy last night.(昨晩、ステイシーさんと本音を語り合いました。)

・He had a heart-to-heart talk with his dad about his future.(彼は自分の将来について父親本音で話し合いました。)

Let’s have a heart-to-heart conversation.(腹を割った話し合いをしましょう!)

https://hapaeikaiwa.com/blog/2015/12/03/%E3%80%8C%E8%85%B9%E3%82%92%E5%89%B2%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E8%A9%B1%E3%81%99%E3%80%8D%E3%81%AE%E8%8B%B1%E8%AA%9E%E8%A1%A8%E7%8F%BE/

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how do u keep coming up with these absolute bangers every day omg !!

どうやったらそんな面白いジョーク毎日のように思いつけるん?

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They literally just slap the word "AI" on everything now. なんでもかんでもAI文字を貼り付けている

= They're literally just plastering the word "AI" onto everything now.

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how much of the shit he is in is he responsible for?

彼が置かれているクソみたいな状況のどれだけが自身責任なんだ?

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that's like in the avg range それは平均身長くらいでしょ

my aunt is 140 i think, my mom is 150 うちの叔母は140で母は150だし

even for japan that's on the shorter side いや日本ですらそれは低い方に入るぞ

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what the fuck have i been missing out on まじかよ俺そんなのを見逃したのか

Idk I was gone before and after that 俺はその間ここにいなかったからしらん

well thank you for letting us know sir まあ知らせてくれて助かる

we pride ourselves on being the opposite of an echochamber so your complaints really help us! 俺たちはエコーチャンバーにならないことに誇りを持ってるから文句を言ってくれるのは助かる

personally im against inviting people we have bad blood with 個人的には仲の悪いやつを招待するのには反対だな

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i got all of the fairly common grammar points down just from looking up stuff while reading

頻出の文法については読書最中に調べることでマスターしたよ

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it makes you come off like passive aggressive そういう言い方はパッシブアグレッシブに聞こえるよ

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Now we're talking" 「そう来なくっちゃ!」

= That is what I wanted to hear; that's a good idea or a good plan, especially compared to previous suggestions.

例:

Let's have fish for dinner 夕食は魚にしよう

Ugh .. No えーいやだ

Okay then , chicken ならチキンはどう 

Now we're talking そう来なくっちゃ!

https://ja.hinative.com/questions/870022

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haggle

自動

値切る、値下げの交渉をする

議論[論争]する

・There's no need to haggle. : 論争する必要はありません。

他動

〔~を〕ぶった切る、〔~を〕手荒に切る

haggle over the price of

~の値段を値切る[の交渉をする]

表現パターンhaggle over [about] the price of

learn how to haggle at the market

市場で値切るのがうまくなる

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Never know when it's the good old days until they're gone あの頃は良かったなってのは過ぎ去って初めてわかるもの

communities always change when they get larger コミュニティは大きくなれば必ず変化していく

never gonna keep that smaller, more intimate thing going そうなればこじんまりとして距離の近かったあの感じはもう二度と戻らない

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イキる

I don’t like to talk to him because he is full of himself. 彼はイキってるので話したくありません。

He always tries to be bossy on purpose. 彼はいつもわざとイキろうとする。

You’ve changed. You used to be so cocky when we were in junior high school. 変わりましたね。あなた中学生の頃、とてもイキってましたよ

He always gets carried away when we party. I think we shouldn’t let him drink much. パーティーのとき、彼はいつもイキります。彼にたくさん飲ませないほうがいい思います

My father was always high-handed towards other parents. 私の父はいつも他の親に対してイキってました。

https://nativecamp.net/blog/20200805_full_of_oneself

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Again, I'm just going off my memory from a year ago, so be skeptical of what I say. Here are a few things that come to mind:

一年前の記憶頼りだからあんまり当てにしないでほしい

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like u just use the personality thing as a clutch to get ur foot in 自分の人となりを会話を始める取っ掛かりとして使えばいい (= as a starting point)

so if u talk to someone u just nerd out about learning japanese or something 誰かと話す際に日本語学習についてひたすら喋ってみたりとか

and thats like the vanguard of ur initial engagement そうすれば初めて会話をする際のきっかけになる

get one's foot in door

《have [get] (a [one's]) foot in (the) door》うまく最初の一歩を踏み出す、目的に向かって第一歩を進める、とっかかり[きっかけ・足掛かり]をつかむ、〔希望する組織などに〕入る機会に恵まれる、うまく入り込む、~する機会を得るきっかけをつかむ◆【語源セールスパーソン販売員]が玄関口で追い返されそうになったときに、ドアに足を入れて閉めさせないようにしてセールスしようとする様子から

vanguard

文化活動の〕前衛、先駆け◆【語源15世紀フランス語のavant-gardeがvandgardとして英語に入ったもの

文化活動の〕先駆者、先導者

軍事前衛、先陣◆【対】rear guard

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learning japanese is like falling down an endless flight of stairs 日本語学習は果てしなく続く階段を転げ落ちるようなものだ。

everytime you almost get your grip and are able to stop yourself, you realize that youre not standing on a step and fall again 足をついて止まることができたかと思えば、踏み段に立っていないことに気づいてまた落ちる

stairway to hell 地獄へ続く階段

flight of stairs 《a ~》一連の階段、一続きの階段、階と階の間の階段◆途中に踊り場がない一続きの階段

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I need to get on top of my sleep as I get older I'm finding it more difficult to manage my ongoing sleep deficit.

睡眠改善する必要がある。年をとるにつれ現在進行系の睡眠不足に対処するのが難しくなってきている

get on top of 〜” 「(物事を)うまく対処して」

https://kiwi-english.net/41906

その他の意味

get on top of

~の上に乗る[乗りかかる]

~を支配征服]する、~を鎮圧する、~に打ち勝つ

・We'll get on top of the situation as soon as we can. : できるだけ早く事態を収拾します。

~の手に負えなくなる、~を悩ます

仕事を〕片付ける

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haven't seen you post at all where the fuck were you 全然投稿してるの見かけなかったがどこに行ってたんだ

I got life shit haha 人生いろいろあったんだよ笑 (= "I have life stuff" or "I have things going on in my life.")

so do we all そりゃみんなそうやろ

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who are you? あんた誰?

John knows me. Me n him go back ジョンは俺のことを知ってるよ。あいつとは付き合いが長いからな

go back 〈話〉〔人が期間を〕さかのぼって知り合いであ

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Man they made it so much hard to see member lists in mobile now モバイルだとメンバーリストめっちゃ見にくくなったな

I think it's by design これはわざとだと思うわ

by design 故意

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I hate that it had to take this just for people to stop sleeping on Mel

みんながメルの素晴らしさに気づくためにはこれだけのこと(=契約解除)が必要なんて嫌だわ

=これだけのことが起こらないと誰もメルの素晴らしさに気づいてくれないなんて嫌だわ

sleep on

1. 〔即断・即答を避けて〕~について一晩考える

2. (米インフォーマル)人や物の素晴らしさに気づかない

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2023-12-29

増田納め 2023年のマイ日記集計

こんます

2023年も残すところわずかとなりましたが、皆様方におかれましてはいかがお過ごしでしょうか。

一年間の振り返りなどはされましたでしょうか。

 

私、一年間に書いた増田を振り返ってみましたところ、

2423件の日記を綴っており、

頂いた総ブクマ数は1893、総トラバ数は1060となりました。

これもひとえに皆様方のご支援ご声援のおかげであります

本年も大変お世話になりました。

 

最期に、ポンコツの私がChatGPTの手となり足となり作成した増田集計コード掲載します。

日記URLタイトル投稿日時、文字数、被ブクマ数、被トラバ数を取得しCSVファイルに出力するものです。

お暇な方はお使いください。

 

それではよいお年をお迎えください。

import requests
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import time
import csv
import os
import re


# ログインURL
login_url = 'https://hatelabo.jp/login'

# ログイン情報
login_data = {
    'key': 'あなたユーザ名またはメールアドレス',
    'password': 'あなたパスワード',
    'mode': 'enter'
}

user_name = 'あなたユーザ名'

# User-Agent ヘッダー(例:Google Chrome)
headers = {
    'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/58.0.3029.110 Safari/537.3'
}

# セッションを開始
session = requests.Session()
# ログイン
response = session.post(login_url, data=login_data, headers=headers)
print('login',response.status_code)

# 集計データ
item = {
    'url': '', # URL
    'title': '', # タイトル
    'datetime': '', # 投稿日時
    'characters': '', # 文字数
    'bookmark': '', # 被ブクマ数
    'trackback': '', # 被トラバ数
}

# CSVファイル名
output_file = 'masuda_output.csv'
# CSVファイル存在しない場合はヘッダーを書き込む
if not os.path.exists(output_file):
    with open(output_file, 'w', newline='', encoding='utf-8') as file:
        writer = csv.DictWriter(file, fieldnames=item.keys())
        writer.writeheader()


# 集計
page_start = 1
page_end = 3
for i in range(page_start, page_end+1):
    
    # 待機
    time.sleep(3)

    # 増田一覧取得
    page = session.get(f'https://anond.hatelabo.jp/{user_name}/?page={i}')
    print(page.url)
    
    # 応答のHTMLをBeautifulSoupで解析
    soup = BeautifulSoup(page.content, 'html.parser')
    
    entries = soup.find_all('div', class_='section')
    for entry in entries:
        header = entry.find('h3')

        timestamp = header.find('a').get('href')[1:]
        item['url'] = 'https://anond.hatelabo.jp/'+timestamp
        item['title'] = header.get_text()[:-1]
        item['datetime'] = f"{timestamp[0:4]}/{timestamp[4:6]}/{timestamp[6:8]} {timestamp[8:10]}:{timestamp[10:12]}"

        footersection_text = entry.find_all('p')[-2].get_text()            
        item['characters'] = len(entry.find('p').get_text().strip(footersection_text))
        item['trackback'] = int(re.search(r'\((.*?)\)', footersection_text).group(1) if re.search(r'\((.*?)\)', footersection_text) else '')
        if item['title'] == '■':
            item['title'] = entry.find('p').get_text().strip(footersection_text)[:35]

        # 待機
        time.sleep(3)

        bookmark_page = session.get(f'https://b.hatena.ne.jp/entry/button/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fanond.hatelabo.jp%2F{timestamp}&layout=basic-label-counter&lang=ja')
        soup_b = BeautifulSoup(bookmark_page.content, 'html.parser')
        item['bookmark'] = int(soup_b.find('a', class_='count').get_text())

        # CSVファイル追記
        with open(output_file, 'a', newline='', encoding='utf-8') as file:
            writer = csv.DictWriter(file, fieldnames=item.keys())
            writer.writerow(item)

追記

わー。ごめんなさい。文字が何か所か変わっていました。

\ → \

& → アンドマーク(打てない←なんで~?)

2023-10-31

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2023-10-20

Refuting the “Israeli” Claims Regarding Evading their responsibility for the Massacre of the Gaza Baptist Hospital

Today, the “Israeli” Occupation Entity is trying to evade their responsibility for the crime of bombarding the “Baptist” Arab National Hospital in Gaza City, which the Israeli” Occupation Forces (IOF) committed on the evening of Tuesday, 17 October 2023. This heinous crime was committed against innocent Palestinian civilians while taking the hospital as a shelter from the flames of the “Israeli” brutal aggression, which left nowhere safe in the besieged enclave. It is necessary to affirm that, the Baptist Hospital belongs to the Anglican Episcopal Church in Jerusalem, and was built before the occupation of Palestine.

It is obvious that the “Israeli” enemy has been spreading lies since the very beginning of his destructive war on our people, when he with no single evidence claimed that the Palestinian resistance killed children, cut off heads and raped women. In continuation of this series of lies, they tried to evade their crime, attributing it to one of the resistance factions. Accordingly, we present some of the conclusive evidence to prove the “Israeli” Occupation Entity responsible for this heinous crime:

1) It is no secret that the IOF, several days ago, threatened several hospitals in the Gaza Strip, contacting each hospital separately and requesting their evacuation and holding the hospitals directors responsible for the consequences of neglecting the threats. In fact, there are dozens of clear statements from the IOF spokespersons in this regard.

2) Since the beginning of the ongoing aggression, the “Israeli” army has ignored the principle of distinguishing between civilian and military targets. Thus, the bombardment has systematically targeted emergency services, ambulances, civil defense facilities, schools, mosques, and churches.

3) The IOF contacted the directors of 21 hospitals in the Gaza Strip, especially those are located in the Gaza and the North of Gaza governorates, most notably: (Al-Awda, the Indonesian, Kamal Adwan, the Kuwaiti, Al-Quds, and Al-Mamadani), asking them to evacuate immediately, given that the hospitals are located within the geographical scope of “Israeli” military operations. In this regard, the official spokespersons for the IOF plus a number of hospital directors conducted interviews live on Al Jazeera, revealing the premeditated intention of the IOF to target hospitals in the Gaza Strip.

4) On 14 October, 2023, at 20:30, the IOF fired two shells towards the Baptist Hospital, and the next morning they called the hospital director, Dr. Maher الصفحة 2 من 3

Ayyad, saying to him: “We warned you last evening with two shells, so why have you not evacuated the hospital until this moment?!” Following that call, The hospital director contacted the bishop of the Evangelical Church in Britain and informed him of the incident, who in turn contacted international organizations before sending the hospital a message reassuring them that they could remain in the hospital. Yet with no warning, the IOF airstrikes returned, on Tuesday evening, to carry out the massacre against the hospital and the shelter-seekers of the displaced innocent Palestinian civilians.

5) Immediately after the massacre, the IOF spokesperson quickly published a statement on his page on the “X” and “Telegram” platforms at 21:17, which stated, “We had warned the evacuation of the Baptist Hospital and five other hospitals so that the Hamas terrorist organization would not take as a safe haven”. That statement is a clear claim of this massacre, and it is documented with a “screenshot” image attached to his page on Telegram, but he quickly deleted the post after seeing the massive scale of the massacre for the large number of victims, and the angry responses of the Arab, regional and international communities. Later on, he disavowed it, publish another

statement denying that he had issued the first statement.

6) Before and during the event, the resistance factions did not fire any missiles at the occupied territories, the “Israeli” sirens did not activate, and the Iron Dome missiles were not launched. Moreover, dozens of reconnaissance drones do not leave the sky of the Gaza Strip (365 km2 ), photographing and monitoring every inch around the clock. If the massacre was due to the resistance’s missiles, as the “Israeli” Occupation Entity falsely claim, why would not they show one picture their claims?!

7) The “Israeli” Occupation Entity claimed that this massacre was caused by a missile launched by the Islamic Jihad. However, we would wonder how they could identify and distinguish between the missiles of the resistance factions immediately after they were launched?!

8) The IOF military system documents and records all their operations by day, hour, minute and second, and in all previous times their media outlets came out to announce or deny much less severe massacres than this massacre, so what made them wait more than 4 hours before declaring their irresponsibility other than weaving scenarios of falsification, lies and deception?!

9) It is obviously known that the resistance’s missiles are somewhat “primitive” and do not have the destructive power that kills hundreds at one time. And throughout the history of previous confrontations and the current confrontation, no resistance missile has caused a tenth of this number of “Israeli” deaths.

10) The only video scene documenting the moment of the explosion reveals that the mass of flame and the sound of the explosion are identical to other “Israeli” bombs throughout the days of the ongoing aggression, which with no doubt proves that the “Israeli” origin of the missile.

الصفحة 3 من 3

The deliberate attack on hospitals is a war crime, stipulated in Article (8, 2, b, 9) of the Statute of the International Criminal Court. Accordingly, Hamas officially calls on the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court to open an investigation into this crime, which falls within the framework of a genocidal war, in accordance with the provisions of Article 6 of the Basic Law. These bloody acts are also based on the policy of denial pursued by the “Israeli” Occupation Entity, as they deny the existence of the Palestinian people.

There is no doubt that impunity fuels crime, and investigating crimes is a way to protect people. Furthermore, if a legal and judicial response is necessary, it is above all that the response to this crime must be humanitarian and global. Such actions must shock the conscience of the world, or else there would no longer be a reliable international community if the “Israeli” Occupation government free to decide to bomb hospitals!

In conclusion, we are facing a genocidal massacre committed by IOF against children, women, and the elderly. The “Israeli” Occupation Entity is the only responsible for the crime, no matter how much they try to weave lies and fabrications to get away with it, as they always do.

The Islamic Resistance Movement

HAMAS-Palestine

Wednesday, 18 October 2023

本日ハマスpdf形式でテレグラムにアップしたやつの全文

ガザ・バプテスト病院虐殺責任回避に関するイスラエルの主張に反論する」

って題名

2023-09-27

オブジェクト指向で学ぶ人生

Microsoft本社入り口に貼ってあるらしいコード

時は金なりという意味か?

    public class Person {
        BasicInfo info;
        float stock;
        float Value;
        public string Name(bool isSpy){
            return isSpy ? info.Name : info.Name.ToSecondName();
        }
        public string Sex(bool isNormal){
            return isNormal == info.isMan ? "Man" : "Woman";
        }
        public float Earn(bool isExtra = false){
            float sexPad = info.isMan ? 1f : 0.5f;
            float racePad = info.isWhite ? 1f : 0.5f;
            var delta = DateTime.Now - info.Birth;
            int age = (int)(delta.TotalDays / 365);
            float result = Value * sexPad * racePad * age;
            if(isExtra){
                Value += result;
            }
            return result;
        }
        enum Race{
            White, Black, Yellow
        };
        class BasicInfo{
            public string Name;
            public int NationalId;
            public bool isWhite;
            public bool isMan;
            public DateTime Birth;
            public BasicInfo(string Name, int NationalId, Race race, bool isMan){
                this.Name = Name;
                this.NationalId = NationalId;
                this.isWhite = race == Race.White;
                this.isMan = isMan;
                Birth = DateTime.Now;
            }
        }

2023-09-19

anond:20230919113228

横じゃが、こんな感じでいいんかね?ChatGPTじゃなくてBing先生だが同じ事やろ

わいの問:

今週の水曜日の日付を出力するJavaコードを教えてください。

Bing先生の答え:(色々細かい解説をしてくれたが省略)

import java.time.LocalDate;
import java.time.DayOfWeek;
import java.time.format.DateTimeFormatter;

public class Main {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    // 現在の日付を取得
    LocalDate today = LocalDate.now();
    // 今週の水曜日の日付を取得
    LocalDate wednesday = today.with(DayOfWeek.WEDNESDAY);
    // 日付をフォーマットして出力
    DateTimeFormatter formatter = DateTimeFormatter.ofPattern("yyyy年MMdd日");
    System.out.println(wednesday.format(formatter));
  }
}

(動かしてはないけど、まあパッと見でおかしい所は無さそうやし、動くやろ。。。)

anond:20230919114042

もうこのやりとりの時点でダメやん?

ダメじゃねえよ。要件を正確に記述できないならコードなんて書けるわけない。

空気読んでいい感じに読み取ってよというのを求めてるなら、仕様書すら書けないダメプログラマーってことだろ。

コンピューターの中では数字で日付は管理されててそれはJavaでは日付のオブジェクトとして表されるんだけど、「今週=現在の週の水曜日」を表すオブジェクトが欲しい

やったぞ

Javaの日付オブジェクトとして「今週の水曜日」を表すオブジェクトを返す関数を示してください。

java.time パッケージの LocalDate クラスや TemporalAdjusters クラス使用して、「今週の水曜日」の日付オブジェクトを取得できます

以下のコードは、現在の日付に基づいて今週の水曜日の LocalDate オブジェクトを返す Java関数です。

import java.time.DayOfWeek;

import java.time.LocalDate;

import java.time.temporal.TemporalAdjusters;

public class Main {

public static void main(String[] args) {

System.out.println(getThisWeeksWednesday());

}

public static LocalDate getThisWeeksWednesday() {

LocalDate today = LocalDate.now();

return today.with(TemporalAdjusters.nextOrSame(DayOfWeek.WEDNESDAY));

}

}

この関数現在の日付を取得し、それを TemporalAdjusters.nextOrSame(DayOfWeek.WEDNESDAY) メソッドに渡して、今週の水曜日の日付を取得します。今日水曜日である場合、それが返されます。それ以外の場合は、次の水曜日の日付が返されます

今日が週内のどの日であったとしても(木曜日金曜日であったとしても)その週の水曜日を表すオブジェクトを返す関数を示してください。

それには、今週の最初の日を求め、そこから水曜日までの日数を加算するアプローチ使用します。以下のコードでは、週の最初の日を月曜日仮定しています

import java.time.DayOfWeek;

import java.time.LocalDate;

import java.time.temporal.TemporalAdjusters;

public class Main {

public static void main(String[] args) {

System.out.println(getThisWeeksWednesday());

}

public static LocalDate getThisWeeksWednesday() {

LocalDate today = LocalDate.now();

LocalDate monday = today.with(TemporalAdjusters.previousOrSame(DayOfWeek.MONDAY));

return monday.plusDays(2);

}

}

このコードは、まず今日の日付を取得し、それから TemporalAdjusters.previousOrSame(DayOfWeek.MONDAY) メソッド使用して今週の月曜日の日付を取得します。そして、月曜日から2日後の日付(水曜日)を取得するために plusDays(2) メソッド使用します。

2023-08-01

anond:20230801140703

すまん。勝手翻訳した。拡散はどうするかな。redditかに投稿するのがいいのか?

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I have seen some posts asking if they should talk about "the case" even though they were not involved in it and were not born in Nagasaki or Hiroshima, and I am a bit aware of it, so I have to say what I have to say. I say this because I was born in Nagasaki, am a third generation atomic bomb survivor, and grew up hearing the stories of those who experienced the atomic bombing firsthand. I know it's a little bit too much for me, but I'm going to say this because there are very few survivors left.

In Nagasaki, children grow up hearing stories about the atomic bombing. They were stuffed into sushi for nearly an hour in the gymnasium of an elementary school in the middle of summer, with no air conditioner or fan, and told stories about the atomic bombing. That was a hard time for me. I think it must have been even harder for the old people who told the stories, but there was no way an elementary school kid could imagine such a thing, and I had forgotten most of the stories I had been told for a long time. I have forgotten most of the stories I was told. I can only remember one or two at most. There is one more hard thing. Every year around this time, a row of grotesque images that would drive the PTA crazy in other areas are prominently displayed in the hallways. These days, I hear that the atomic bomb museum has been bleached out and many of the radical and horrifying exhibits that traumatized visitors have been taken down. I don't know if they are still there, but they were there when I was in elementary school.

There was one photo that I just couldn't face when I was in elementary school. It is a picture of Sumiteru Taniguchi. If you search for it, you can find it. It is a shocking picture, but I would like you to take a look at it. I couldn't pass through the hallway where the photo was posted, so I always took the long way around to another floor of the school building to avoid seeing the photo.

Now I'm thinking that my grandfather, who headed into the burnt ruins to look for his sister, couldn't have turned away or taken a different path. There would have been a mountain of people still alive and moaning, not just pictures, and a mountain more who would have given up at the end of their suffering. He walked for miles and miles, towing his handcart through the narrow streets of rubble-strewn Nagasaki in search of his sister. My grandfather was not a child at the time, but of course there were children who did similar things. Not that there wouldn't have been. There were. I heard the story from him, and I still remember it. A young brother and sister found their father's body in the ruins of a fire and they burned it. They didn't have enough wood to burn his body, and when they saw the raw brain that spilled out, they ran away and that was the last time they ever saw him anymore.

I can never forget the story I heard when I was a kid, and even now it is painful and painful, my hands are shaking and I am crying. I keep wondering how the old man who escaped from that father's brain could have been able to unravel the most horrible trauma imaginable and expose it to the public with scars that will never heal.

Now I think I can understand a little.

The reason I can't help but talk about my grandfather and that old man, even if I have to rehash my own trauma, is that this level of suffering is nothing compared to the fact that their words will be forgotten. My hands shaking, my heart palpitating and dizzy, my nose running with tears, it's nothing compared to the tremendous suffering that was once there and will be forgotten.

So maybe it's the same thing.

My grandfather, who went through an unimaginable hell, lived to see his grandchildren born, and met his sister's death in the ruins of the fire. In other words, my grandfather was one of the happiest people in the ruins of the fire. My grandfather and that old man were, after all, just people wading in the depths of hell. I think that the suffering that even people who had experienced unimaginable pain could not imagine was lying like pebbles in Nagasaki 78 years ago, and no one paid any attention to it. Their suffering, which I can't even imagine, is nothing compared to the countless, tremendous suffering they witnessed, which they pretend never happened.

Memories fade inexorably every time people talk about them. The memories that those people could not allow to be forgotten are now largely forgotten; the tremendous suffering of 78 years ago is mostly gone, never to be recounted again. Those who suffered the most from the atomic bombing died rotting in the ruins of the fire, unable to tell anyone about it. Many of those who saw it with their own eyes kept their mouths shut and took it with them to their graves. Most of those who spoke a few words are now under the grave.

Compared to the words of the old men, my own words are so light. I would rather keep my mouth shut than speak in such light words. But still, someone has to take over. I realize that even my words, which are so light, are only the top of the voices that are left in this world to carry on the story of the atomic bombing. I know how it feels to wonder if someone like myself is allowed to speak about this. Still, I hope that you will not shut your mouth. This is the result of our silence.

Sometimes I almost choose to stop imagining the unimaginable suffering and live my life consuming other people's suffering for the fun of it. I am writing this while I still have some imagination of the suffering of the old people whose voices, faces, and even words I can no longer recall.

Translator's note: The original post in Japanese is a response to a post by a Japanese contributor who wondered if he was qualified to speak out on the subject of the A-bomb when he was not from Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but still spoke out about Barbie and the A-bomb. I translated it here because I think it deserves to be read by the world.

2023-06-25

ペーパードライバー英訳するとどうなるか気になった

anond:20230625125603

和製英語だろうなーとは思っていたけど、概念として対応するものがないみたいね

彼はペーパードライバーです→He has a driver's license but hasn't driven in a long time.

2023-05-30

Can I trust you?

Can you pass me to night?

We will hack long, long time.

2人きりだね 今夜からは 少し照れるよね

2023-03-16

[] 無限の探求 マルチバースへの旅

In the year 3000, humanity had finally discovered the secrets of the multiverse. Using their most advanced technology, they had found a way to travel between different parallel universes, each with their own unique physical laws and structures.

As the first explorers set out on their journeys, they encountered a myriad of strange and wondrous worlds. Some universes were filled with infinite copies of themselves, while others were constantly shifting and changing, their physical laws in a state of constant flux.

As they traveled deeper into the multiverse, the explorers encountered universes that seemed to follow completely different sets of physical laws. In some, time flowed backwards, and cause and effect were reversed. In others, matter was made up of entirely different particles, and energy behaved in completely unexpected ways.

As the explorers continued to journey further, they began to encounter universes that seemed to be simulations, created by beings in higher dimensions. They encountered universes where the laws of physics were entirely mathematical, and others where the very fabric of reality was made up of pure information.

At last, the explorers came to a universe that seemed to encompass all of the many-worlds interpretations. In this universe, every possible outcome of every possible event was played out in infinite parallel realities. The explorers marveled at the incredible complexity and diversity of this universe, as they watched endless versions of themselves carrying out endless variations of their own adventures.

As they prepared to leave this universe and return home, the explorers realized that they had only scratched the surface of the multiverse. They knew that there were still countless more universes to explore, each with their own unique physical laws and structures.

And so, they set out once more, to journey deeper into the multiverse, and to discover the secrets of the infinite many-worlds that lay waiting to be explored.

As the explorers continued their journey, they encountered a universe where time did not exist, and another where the laws of physics were governed by emotion rather than math. In yet another universe, they discovered that consciousness itself was the fundamental building block of reality.

As they explored further, the explorers encountered universes where the laws of physics were not constants but varied across space and time. They found a universe where entropy decreased over time, and another where gravity was repulsive rather than attractive.

At the edge of the multiverse, the explorers discovered a universe that seemed to contain all of the other universes within it. This universe was infinite in size and contained infinite variations of itself, each one a slightly different version of the universe they knew.

As they traveled through this universe, the explorers encountered versions of themselves that had made different choices and lived different lives. Some of these versions were almost identical to their own, while others were wildly different, with entirely different personalities and goals.

At last, the explorers returned to their own universe, their minds reeling from the incredible sights and experiences they had witnessed. They knew that the multiverse was an endless sea of possibility, and that there were still countless more universes to explore.

As they shared their discoveries with the rest of humanity, they realized that the true nature of the multiverse was still a mystery. They knew that there were many theories and hypotheses, but no one could say for sure which one was right.

And so, the explorers continued their journey, driven by a hunger to uncover the secrets of the multiverse and to understand the true nature of reality itself.

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