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はてなキーワード: Factとは
(In my mind) Celia has completely surpassed Daso Edit
First of all, Japanese-made goods are now clearly marked with "Made in Japan" tags.
This is probably an improvement over the past year or two. Based on user feedback, the company has been promoting Japanese products.
Good Japanese-made kitchen tools account for half of the products.
My favorite Tupperware has been a best-seller for more than 5 years, and I have not changed the design at all.
In other words, I get the impression that this is a steady company that does not change its best-selling products at all, but improves them one millimeter at a time.
Even in 2022, many of DASO's products are still made in China, and there is little sense of progress.
When I visit the sales floor, the atmosphere is much the same as it was 10 years ago.
Celia seems to be getting more upscale every year. Without changing the price.
I want to support places where I can feel this kind of corporate effort.
Celia has completely surpassed Dasoh in my opinion.
What are you saying to a product that's 100 yen a pop? Are you a poor person?
But in fact, the quality of Japanese-made Tupperware and chopsticks is so good that you would not believe they are 100 yen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0anpS99kGk
原文
Mommy.
Mommy, why is daddy doing this to me?
I do not find this funny at all.
As a matter of fact I find this to be child abuse.
Do you have a number for DYE-fuss.
I do not know.
Maybe because I'm a baby and I don't have a voice on my own.
I still don't understand why you're not helping me mommy.
Mommy!
Mommy!
ママ、パパはどうして私にこんなことするの？
こんなの児童虐待よ
どうしてこんなに声が野太いのかしら
わからないわ
困っちゃうわ
どうしてママは私を助けてくれないの？
ママ！
ママ！
https://factpaper.net/atami-onsenmusume2/
バルバルATAMIという熱海の居酒屋でオタクがどうとかフェミがどうとかで
フェミ側がオタクを叩いている記事を上げているんだけど、色々謎な事がある。
・これを書いている貴方は誰？
これだけツイッターの話をしているんだから、ツイアカ持ってるよね？
フェミよりの記事であることは一目瞭然でフェミが書いたんだなってすぐ分かるんだし、
・この記事を世に広めよう、という動きが全く見えない。
皆に呼んでもらう為に書いたんだよね？
宣伝とかしないの？結果的にグーグルにも一切検索に引っかからない。
・この記事に言及した人、ブクマした人はどうやってこの記事を見つけてきたの？
私が確認した限り、6/24に有名フェミの人がこの記事を拡散しているけど、
6/24以前にたまたま検索したら出てくるような状態ではないはずなんだけど。
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・このブログをいち早くシュバッとブクマした人って、ブクマ傾向からして共産党に興味ある人なのかな？
・そもそもからして熱海の人って共産党との関わりを言及されていたよね？
・もしかして共産党さん、このブログでなんかのプロモーションとかキャンペーンとか始めてない？
・ブログの筆者がツイアカ晒さないのは、担当した人のアカウントが共産党繋がりがもろ分かりだからじゃない？
・なので匿名で書いたブログを有名フェミが拡散するという段取りでやってるのかな？
以上です。
増 "Well… do you have something you want to tell to Japanese people?"
B "well, I would say something not only to the Japanese, but to many other people. how should I put this?
"Most people began to hate Russians by default. But this war was started by our government, not by us. Of course, we don't want this war, nobody wants it. And I assure you, our people have repeatedly gone to rallies against the government. But always people who participate in such events are sent to prison. Even people on the Internet who express a point of view that the government does not like are jailed for misinformation.
And I will not deny that some Russians have succumbed to the propaganda of our government and are expressing support for this "military operation". But many people in other countries are actually the same. They hypocritically pretend that they are concerned about the fate of Ukraine, although in fact they have only recently learned that this country even exists. In reality, if you ask them "What do they think about the DNR and LNR?", they will have absolutely no idea what are you talking about.
It's good if you sincerely worry about Uraina. But the majority worry about Ukrina and hate Russians only and only because it's a trend that their government has set. In other words, this is the same propaganda.
Well, to summarize, I just wanna say "let's just be friendly to each other." Even if our governments are not friendly to each other, this doesn't mean that we should be the same." "
C*
https://anond.hatelabo.jp/20220429233816
•what do you think about zelenskii
•do you know other politicians except him
•how future is you predict, how future is you want (i mean politically and concretely)
•What do you think about ukranians language law
•how DNR and LNR people life is?
•did you see people which changed after starting this war
•what do you think that Russian army kidnap ukranians
•what do you think about that Russian language uses «в» for any country but «он» for yours?
•and anything you want to say to Japanese
Aの露訳
①の回答
О своем будущем скажу только одно, что после войны усыноввлю и удочерю детей которые потеряли своих родителей
Aの英訳
About my future, I'll say that after the war I'll adopt children who lost their parents in this bloodshed.
Bの露訳と②の回答
1. Что ты думаешь на счёт Зеленского?
Моё мнение, что Зеленский является лучшим президентом, который не бросил Украину и народ во время войны, как сделал это Янукович. Зеленский, его команда и наш народ делают всё возможное и невозможное для сохранения нашей страны.
2. Знаешь ли ты других политиков кроме Зеленского?
Знаю многих.
3. Какое будущее ты видишь для своей страны?
Хотелось бы чтобы территории Украины вернулись в полном составе, так как это было признано международным правом.
4. Что ты думаешь о законе про украинский язык?
Я поддерживаю этот закон, хотя в нашей стране люди общаются на разных языках, в том числе и на русском, но я ни разу не слышал информации о преследовании или конфликтах на этой почве.
5. Видишь ли ты как люди сменились после начала войны?
Наш народ очень сплотился, каждый старается помочь друг другу, война наложила отпечаток на всех, это бесконечные переживания и боль.
6. Что ты думаешь по поводу того, что российская армия похищает украинцев?
Это является ужасным преступлениям.
7. Что ты думаешь о том, что русские для любой страны говорят "в", но в случае с Украиной говорят "на"?
Я считаю что это очень не красиво по отношению к украинскому государству и людям которые там живут.
8. Что ты хочешь сказать японцам?
Хочу поблагодарить за поддержку нашей страны, пожелать мира, добра и процветания.
9. Что ты хочешь меня спросить?
Почему тебя так детально интересует ситуация в моей стране?
Надеюсь всё правильно понял
•what do you think about zelenskii?
I belive Zelensky is the best president who did not abandon Ukraine and the people during the war, as Yanukovych did. Zelensky, his team and our people are doing everything possible and impossible.
•do you know other politicians except him?
•how future is you predict, how future is you want (i mean politically and concretely)?
I would like the territories of Ukraine to return in full force, because this is what was recognized by international law.
•What do you think about ukranians language law?
I support this law. Despite the fact that in our country people communicate in different languages, including Russian, I have never heard information about persecution or conflicts on this basis.
•how DNR and LNR people life is?
skipped
•did you see people which changed after starting this war?
Our people are very united, everyone is trying to help each other, the war left its mark on everyone in the form of endless experiences and pain.
•what do you think that Russian army kidnap ukranians?
•what do you think about that Russian language uses "в" for any country but "на" for yours?
I think this is very discourteous in relation to the Ukrainian state and the people who live there.
•and anything you want to say to Japanese?
I want to thank you for the support of our country. I wish you peace, kindness and prosperity.
D*
増 "Ah, turkestan ban Russian language?"
D "Not really "ban" but "limitation". This sounds more suitable in this case. it is the natural phenomenon for the mononational states. And multinational, actually. Using the one language as official. To strengthen the statehood. Same thing with Ukraine. More separation from the "big brother". That is the point, I guess.
By the way, they strengthened much more after these 8 years. I think it is too late to start an invasion now than these 8 years ago back then in any case. That does not mean that I support it, of course. You knew my point. We talked about it earlier. 🙂 I think that it is just "balls to the wall" (like the title from the one of Accept's albums). Recklessly in a word. It is naive to believe that they have stagnated all this time and have not developed or strengthened.
A*
1) Another Ukranian president that just had "the luck" to get the war. Looks funny and trustworthy. Though he sometimes lacks the experience.
2) Yes I do.
3) I predict OK future for Ukraine, bad future for Russia. Russia lost any trust and contacts that it made for over 30 years. Dark decades ahead. I want good future, with no wars and with everyone helping each other.
4) Ukrainian language law? Well, it's their country. Let them speak what they want to speak. Besides, most Ukrainians speak Russian, and they even have mostly Russian cities, like Khar'kiv. I saw no oppression of Russian.
5) DNR and LNR are basically buffer states for Russia like North Korea with the same amount of freedom. It's hell on earth.
6) Had no information about that, but I had info about killing civilians and looting their homes. It's horrible. Those soldiers are monsters and they do not represent Russia. I don't count themselves as my fellow Russians. They're monsters. Barbarians. Putin's orcs. Not Russians.
7) I say let us use whatever we want. I use "на Украину" simply because I spoke it like that over 20 years and it's the correct one.
8) I love Japan and its people. I wish we could achieve peace and could work together. Please don't think bad of Russian people, we don't support this war. We're the same victims, like Ukrainians. Victims of Putin and his police state.
■What I want to say
Say it in a way I can understand!
Explain everything from the beginning!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm not stupid!
Then again, it's not that big of a deal anyway!
Say it simply! Terminology! Don't use it!
Tell me what you do! What the hell are you looking at to make that in the first place!
Is there source material where I can't see it? Make it visible!
I also told you to share all the details of the meeting!
Damn you!
And the next time you stop e-mailing me, I'm gonna smack you!
Damn you!
You didn't think I'd get it? Then send it faster!
I'd like to say.
In fact, I'm super lowkey!
What's with the "everyone's giving you a big pat on the back for doing so well under the circumstances"?
You're a drinker.
I work three hundred times harder every day than you can imagine.
I'm going to shoot you in the face, you son of a bitch.
I wish I could kick your ass every day.
In mother Russia, you don’t assassinate the President, the President assassinates you.
When Putin is late to school, his teachers apologize for being early.
Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree”
When Putin was born, he named himself and congratulated his parents
When Putin late to school, his teacher apologized for being early.
When Putin's cell phone rings in the theater, they put the movie on pause.
When Putin's little toe hits a corner, the corner cries in pain
Putin didn't lose hair , the hair simply realised that they weren't worthy enough to be over his head.
When Putin showed up late, everyone apologized for being on time.
When Putin wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off.
When Putin Reads a book, the book gains knowledge.
Fun fact: Putin once saved water from drowning
Putin is that type of guy who tells Gordon Ramsay he doesn't like his food
when he calls the wrong number, the person apologizes for being the wrong person
Putin Skipped 2 days of school, those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday
When Putin washes his hands, the water gets cleaner.
Putin is the type of guy who says \"I don't like it\" to the barber.
https://anond.hatelabo.jp/20220312204919
信憑性がないので原文を出してほしいというトラバがいくつかあり、もっともだと思ったので出すことにします。
元のチャットでは改行だったところの大部分をピリオドにしています(許可は取りました）。
増田 "何に"
友達 "North Korea is firing at you"
友達 "I guess we're gonna be disabled from the global internet"
増田 "そうしたらもう本当に終わりだね。どこで知ったの？"
友達 "tor is blocked. proxies are not working. at least, most of them.
but i'm prepared. i got tor, i got proxies. dunno if it will work."
増田 "そうなんだ"
友達 "Portuguese menu for Russian tourists: "We don't service the Russians. Go eat some stones. Bon appetit."
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/629783855070445598/951836523836358746/2022-03-11_22.37.48.png
増田 "あー"
友達 "Russians are becoming the worldwide exiles"
増田 "レストランはロシア人とそうでない人の見分けがつくんだろうか"
友達 "I can't even speak Russian in online games anymore.
they don't even care that I don't support the war"
増田 "ははは"
友達 " "Customers with Russian passport are not welcomed in our restaurant. We do understand that "normal" Russians are not responsible for criminal decisions of their government, but we have to do something already. By prohibiting the Russians to come in, we're making our contribution into the free Europe for our children." "
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/629783855070445598/951836523521769483/2022-03-11_22.38.07.png
増田 "そう"
友達 "i'm disappointed in reddit"
増田 "何？"
友達 "i read a topic "stop shout abuse at russians"
they said "fuck you, we hated you russians before the war too" "
増田 "そう"
友達 "now i see the true face of the west.
I'm so disappointed...
I'm being witchhunted just because I'm Russian.
How does this differ from what Hitler did"
増田 "国同士なんて仲がいい方が珍しいしそんなもんだよ。今ごろ気がついたの？
日本のネットでも評判がいい国なんてほとんどないって。99%の国は嫌われてるか知られてないかだよ"
友達 "USA talks about "peace in all the world" is a pack of fucking shit.
when they bomb the shit out Yugoslavia, it's legit, it's legal, it's OK, nobody hates americans.
when Russia is in war, every Russian should be burned"
増田 "アメリカは仕方ないね。東京裁判も不当だったみたいだし"
友達 "i'm gonna stick to Asia. I'll learn Chinese and Japanese"（注:このstickをどう訳すべきかわからない）
友達 "I always made a distinction between government and people.
When USA and other countries do some shit, that's the government.
But when usual people say that they hate Russians...
I have to get out of Russia. In that manner, we're even worse than North Korea"
友達 "people who ran from NK are treated well. they're heroes.
but Russian people are not wanted anywhere"
増田 "そう"
友達 "there is information that there's gonna be a martial law in Russia. 5 or 6 of march"
増田 "本当？"
増田 "そうなんだ"
友達 "i'm against killing at all. hide.
友達 "I guess, we're repeating the history of Germany and Japan
増田 "そこそこ良いんじゃない？"
友達 "well, in Russian reality, it'll be worse"
増田 "知らん"
友達 "60% of our people is fucking stupid. they're lazy. they were taught that war is good. that nazis are everywhere around them. that stealing is good. they're corrupted. most of those people was born in USSR"
増田 "そう"
友達 "We have to be our own country, but free. Free of Putin and corruption and violence. Though I do not want to be Russian anymore.I love Russian culture but I hate the government"
増田 "そう"
友達 "people are saying that all Russians are guilty. fucking hypocrits. when USA bombed Yugoslavia, Iraq, Libya, Syria, and Hiroshima and Nagasaki, nobody seemed to mind.
when the West says: "We're tolerant, we're free, we're not racists", know that they lie"
増田 "そう"
友達 "the only nation that didn't say that all russians are guilty, was Japanese. I've heard that Japanese people think that only Putin is guilty. and not all Russians"
友達 "I've asked a couple of my japanese friends"
増田 "this is.. probably very biased sample actually"(注：増田もたまに英語を使うことがある)
増田 "私が知る限りそのredditのトピックと日本のネットでそこまで雰囲気変わらないと思う。ロシア食品店が襲われて壊されたらしいし"
増田 "ところで他の国の友達にもロシア人についてどう思ってるか聞いたの？"
友達 "they won't even speak to me, most of them"
増田 "あっ"
友達 "if they are affected by public opinion and ready to betray their friends, they're no longer my friends"
増田 "そう"
友達 "in Russia, we have a proverb "You can only find true friends in a trouble" "Друг познаётся в беде" "
増田 "日本語に似たようなことわざがあった気がしたけど今調べたら『昨日の友は今日の敵』しかなかった"
（注:チャットをそのまま載せると身バレ&グダグダすぎるので日本語訳版では適当に要約してあるが、友達のウクライナ人の知り合いが無事だと聞いたのは本当)
増田 "よかったね。……あ、ウクライナ人の友達は話してくれるんだ"
友達 "we speak. ukrainian friends are still with me. just imagine. the victims of war are still friends with me. and this two-faced West fucks are not"
友達 "those West fuck just love to write hate messages knowing that we can't do anything in return. that they are in comfort. they scream "NO TO WAR", and after that they go to a happy dinner with their families"
増田 "●●さんは本当に自分のことを西洋人とは思ってないんだな"
友達 "maybe i had some sparks of western in me. but now i fucking don't"
増田 "たいていの日本人にとって白人＝西洋。私も●●さんに会って話すまではそう思ってた"
友達 "well you know now that it's not"
増田 "うん"
増田 "制裁はロシア国民が政府に反旗を翻すことを目的に行われているらしい"（注：よく調べずに適当なことを言ったので間違ってるかも）
友達 "yes. but it's useless. people won't turn against government. they are zombified by propaganda"
友達 "but there are not too much people. Russia is basically like Hitler's Germany now"
友達 "it's not optimistic at all. russians are being equated to fascists. they don't make the distinction. they say that we all are guilty
増田 "you have to hope you all aren't like german in Traité de Versailles"
友達 "in fact, if I say in Internet that I don't support war, I can go in jail for 15 years"
増田 "それにしてはあのredditのロシア人は普通にプーチン批判や戦争反対を言ってたけど"
友達 "the law came after that post."
増田 "ええっ"
友達 "when they wrote it, it was OK. but now Putin does everything he can to stay in power. they're frantically making new laws. so they can stay in power for a little longer. what happens now is the blackest page in Russia's history. since Russia-Japan war"
友達 "USA always hated Russia. They are using every chance they get to destroy us. if instead of Russia it was Finland or China, attacking Ukraine, they wouldn't do shit about it. we several times tried to have friendly relationships with USA and each time they basically said "Fuck off, Russians". I didn't have any illusions about them before. but now I plainly fucking hate them. Japanese are the best"
増田 "また始まったよ"
友達 "first time was during World War 2 lend-lease they helped us (注: チャットなので文章がところどころ適当になることがある)
we tried to be friends with them after, but they had secret plan to conquer USSR while it's weak. it was cancelled"
友達 "then Cold War, a lot of hating each other. next time we tried to be friends in 90s. "Bush's chicken legs", helping each other"
友達 "USA's bombing of Yugoslavia made us enemies again. since then, we were not friends"
友達 "when that happened, Russian premier Primakov was on the flight to USA. there was gonna be a deal that could help Russia greatly. when Primakov heard about Yugoslavia, he asked his pilot to turn around, back to Moscow, and cancelled that deal. in Russia, it's known as "Primakov's turn" "
増田 "なんでそれで帰るの？"
友達 "he didn't want to work with countries that act like that. it was a war crime"
増田 "プリマコフという人は今の日本ではあまり知られてませんよ。私も今初めて聞きました"
友達 "he's not well known in Russia too :D "
増田 "失脚させられたみたいだからね。こんな政治家について今のロシアで報道されないのは自然だ"
友達 "he's still in government, if i remember correct"
増田 "……
エフゲニー・マクシモヴィチ・プリマコフ（ロシア語: Евгений Максимович Примаков、ラテン文字転写の例：Evgenii Maksimovich Primakov、1929年10月29日 - 2015年6月26日」 "
友達 "ah"
増田 "やっぱりさ、西洋の人たちがロシア人全部を雑に罵倒してくるの仕方ないと思うんだよ"
友達 "meh. fuck them then. i'm not gonna contact them then"
増田 "charmという単語があるでしょう。likable appealという意味だよね"
友達 "you can say it that way, yes"
増田 "でもmagicという意味もある。超自然的で恐ろしくて強いものだ"
増田 "日本語では魅力というけどこの"魅"は実は化け物のこと。
人間はこのcharmとか魅力とかいう恐ろしいものに支配されて生きている。
なんでアメリカの空爆のときとロシアの侵略のときで世論が全然違うのか？ それはアメリカやウクライナには魅力があるけどロシアやユーゴにはないからだよ。人間にはかわいくもかっこよくもない人々の命より好きな人ひとりのほうが大事なんだ"
友達 "for me, all people are the same. every life is equal. （注：ここでは彼は「生命は尊い」とは言っていないが、普段の態度と前後の文脈からそう思っているのが明らかなので勝手に足しておいた）
death of Yugoslavians person is as tragic as the death of American and other people"
増田 "●●さんはそうでもたいていの人はそうではないからね。だから仕方がないんだ。実のところ私も他人のこと言えないんだよ。だって私もシリアの内戦とかクリミア侵略とか外国のニュースは気にしなかったのに、●●さんに出会ったからってだけでウクライナ侵略ばかり気にしてるからその『西洋人たち』と同じなんだよ。だから、仕方がないと思う"
日本語以外のダジャレ、ダジャレの歴史に興味があって英語版Wikipediaの"Pun"のページを見ていたが、どうにもよくわからん記述がある。
History and global usageの項にある以下の記述がなんともよくわからない。
DeepL翻訳によると「日本では "グラフマニア "もダジャレの一種だった。」と出るが……
graphomaniaってなんだ？というのをぐぐってみるとずばりこれという検索結果は出てこないが、「書字狂、何でも書かずにはいられない症状」のような意味合いか？
書字狂ってダジャレなんだろうか……
仮説１：英語で"Pun"はダジャレ以外の意味もある（まず全文読みましょうということだな）
仮説２："graphomania"の意味解釈が間違っている
参考文献の"The Cambridge History of Japan"の中の記述が元ネタのようなのでこれを読むのが確実か。
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以下追記。
"The Cambridge History of Japan"の該当部分を引用。
The ultimate in orthographic word games is provided by such a rebus as "on top of the mountain there is another mountain," represented by five characrers that form the verb ide, "come out." The point of this visual pun is that the character for "come out" resembles two superimposed "mountain" characters. Graphomania of this order was not only a Japanese malady. In fact, the "two mountains" rebus derives directly from a much more complicated series of conundrums in Chinese poem included in Yu-t ai hsin-yung.
要約するならこうだろうか。
「山の頂上の上に別の山がある」というなぞなぞの答えが「出」で、このようなGraphomaniaは日本人に限った病気ではなく中国の古い詩に由来する。
なるほど、判じ物、判じ絵のことを指しているようだ。rebusってのがそれだな。
英語の勉強傍ら、DeepLでの翻訳をもとに、英文化してみた。
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When I was in college, I had a part-time job writing moaning voices incessantly.
It was a part-time job at an erotic game company that I was introduced to by one of my seniors.
The company put a lot of effort into the story of their erotic games, and the writers who worked there were all people who took pride in their writing.
From their point of view, it was a pain to write the moaning voices in the sex scenes, so they decided to leave it to the part-time workers.
First, I was given the "gist" of the sex scene, such as "unzipping" or "moving hips faster.
2. I would then add my own moaning voices, such as "mmm ......" and "ahhhhhh", in a reasonable amount of salt.
3. the scenario writer checks it and it's done.
This may sound easy, but it is surprisingly difficult.
First of all, there is a certain length to an sex scene, so it is necessary to make it exciting precisely within that range.
The sounds used must be gradual, so that the audience does not get bored, and the excitement must be gradually increased.
It is also important to adjust the length of the text.
If the text is too short, it won't convey a sexual pleasure feeling, but if it is too long, the voice will become redundant.
In this way, a sense of balance and systematic pacing is required to get a bird's eye view of eroticism.
It was definitely not a job that I could just bang on the keyboard as I pleased.
My first work was a "younger sister" story, and I had a hard time allocating the "a" sound for the second sex scene.
If she said "aaaaah" from the beginning, it would sound like a seasoned whore's moaning voices, but if She said "an", it would not be erotic enough.
I finished it after much effort, but the writer said, "Couldn't you make it faster?” I'm disappointed.
As I was puzzling over what to do with ...... in front of the computer left by my predecessor (only the "A"key on the keyboard was strangely shiny), I noticed the existence of a file.
It was an Excel file titled "moaning-editor.xls," and it was a macro left by my predecessor specifically for making moaning voice.
By entering lines one by one in the vertically aligned cells, the phonetic elements such as vowels and consonants in each line were automatically converted into numerical values.
Furthermore, by adding and subtracting the numerical values, a value called "climax level" was calculated.
This "climax level" make a breakthrough to creating the ideal moaning voice.
If the sentence is constructed in such a way that this value gradually increases from the beginning to the end of the scene, the voice comes ideally.
It seemed that my predecessor had single-handedly created such an amazing and awesome Excel program.
I guess he wanted to share it with me, his successor, while hiding it from his boss as a secret tool.
Thanks to this tool, my work became much easier, and I could continue to make moving sounds with a stable quality.
One day, while I was working, I noticed something.
Theoretically, any text can be entered into the cell where the moaning voice is supposed input.
In other words to that, any text other than a moaning voice could be used to calculate the "climax level".
So I tried to calculate the "climax level" of famous works in the history of literature.
For example, "I have always called him teacher." for exampleis 12, and "He is reckless like his parents and has been doing nothing but losing money since he was a child. " is 30.
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I have always called him teacher.
Kokoro
Author , Natume Soseki
Out , in 1914
Story of distressed man who robbed lover from his friend by lying.
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He is reckless like his parents and has been doing nothing but losing money since he was a child.
Bocchan
Author , Natume Soseki
Out , in 1906
Story that revenge of one teacher, who was naughty boy in youth ,to nasty coworker.
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I hadn't expected this, but as I researched, I found that many of the masterpieces were written on the same principle as my work.
In other words, the degree of "climax" increases toward the end.
The most notable example is Akutagawa's "Nobody knows where the servant" is. The number of climaxes in this story is 367.
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Nobody knows where the servant
Author , Akutagawa Ryunosuke
Out , in 1915
Story of one fired servant struggle to survive and he decide throw aside his human conscience.
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The scene in which a drugged married woman faints with the whites of her eyes is at most 330, so you can see how astonishing the number is.
It turns out that "climax" is a universal rule that applies to all kinds of writing.
After realizing this fact, I started to write every sentence as if it were a gasp.
And I have been successful in every aspect of my life.
In job-hunting entry sheets, too, it is the distribution of the "climax level" that is important.
For example, in the education section, if you drop out of the university with the name that has the highest "climax level" and use it as your final education, it will look very different.
(It depends on the name of the university, but in general, "dropped out" has a higher climax level than "graduated.)
As some of you may have noticed, I've been writing this article in such a way as to gradually increase the climax level.
↑The climax level of this sentence is 290.
I'd like to end this sentence here, since it's getting quite high.
Ohhhh! Aaahhhh!
友人に借りて聴いたオムニバスアルバム「FAT MUSIC FOR FAT PEOPLE」
そのバンド名は STRUNG OUT,
僕が STRUNG OUTと 対バン？
「リハでやってみてメンバーからOKが出たら本番もやろうか」と連絡があった。
何がやりたいだと？？
そしてセトリを貰っていない。
当日の動画です↓
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友人に借りて聴いたオムニバスアルバム「FAT MUSIC FOR FAT PEOPLE」
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伝説の名盤として後世に語られるオムニバス。その三曲目だったかな？それを聴いた時に始まった。
それを聴いた中学生はこんな事を思った。
web「自分がいつかバンドをやるとしたらこの三曲目のバンドみたいなのをやりたい！」
そのバンド名は STRUNG OUT,
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すぐに今は亡き新越谷タワレコに探しに行った。そこでFATから出た「twisted by design」を買い、一曲目の「too close to see」に心を撃ち抜かれた。
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それから数年。僕が今もやっているRIDDLEというバンドを始める直前の話だ。19歳の時の話。
先輩と一緒に初めてSTRUNGOUTのライブを観た。横浜ベイホール。黒づくめの五人組は次から次へと爆音で高速メロディックチューンを繰り出し、僕はモッシュピットで灰になった
新宿アシベ
どんだけ好きなんだと。
19歳の時も30越えてからも同じテンションでシンガロングし、ダイブし、号泣した。
2016年。いろんな巡り合わせで僕のバンドRIDDLEは結成から13年経ったこのタイミングで吉祥寺シータでのオープニングを務める事になった。
僕が STRUNG OUTと 対バン？
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公演当日。
STRUNGOUTへの愛。STRUNG OUT だけでなくFAT wreckというレーベルが、90sメロコアがどれだけ僕達の青春を彩ったか。
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あなたたちが！どれだけ日本のライブハウスシーンに夢を与えたか！
楽屋に帰ってからもSTRUNGOUTメンバーに拙い英語で同じような事を伝えた。たぶん僕は泣いてた。ギターのロブがハグしてくれた。
その日のライブは格別だった。最初は関係者エリアで観ていたのに「vevet alley」のイントロでモッシュピットに突っ込んで行った。
「too close to see」はいつだって、何回観たって泣いてしまう。何度聴いても完璧な一曲だと思ってしまう。
夢が一つ叶った。
そして、また共演したい！て夢ができた。
またまたSTRUNG OUT来日公演が決定した。今回は東京のみ二公演。
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今回は共演出来ないのはちょっと残念だけど当然僕はワンマンの方に行く気まんまんでワクワクしていた。
ところがだ。
前日に招聘元のチームの一員であるY君とメールしていたら「ギターのジェイクが身内の不幸で来れない。ギター一本の四人体制でやる事になりそうだ」と
何故かこの時僕は冗談で「残念だなー！僕結構弾けるけどなー！」みたいな事をメールした。
え！待って待って！冗談だよ！待って！お前は何を言っているんだ！
来れなくなったのは仕方ないとして一曲でも彼等のバンドの持ち味であるツインギターで演奏された方がお客さんも楽しいだろうという話だった。
話はサクサクと転がり、とりあえず僕は翌日会場にギターを持っていく事になった。
メンバーが何をやるかも解らないので練習しようにも出来ないし、何より前日の深夜だった。
「色々聞いてるかもだけどベストは尽くすけど期待しないでね。明日楽しみにしてます！」とメールして、開き直って寝た。
起きたらY君から連絡が来ていた。
「リハでやってみてメンバーからOKが出たら本番もやろうか」と連絡があった。
逆に言うとメンバーからNGが出る可能性も多いにあるということだ。
自信など全く無いがリハでちょこっと彼等の曲を合わせるだけでも一生の思い出だ！と腹をくくってアシベに向かった。
到着するとサウンドチェック最中。マジでジェイクはおらず、四人でワンマンをやり切る気のようだ。
Baのクリスが僕を見て「タカヒロだろ！早速合わせよう！」と声をかけてくれた。
雲の上を歩いてるみたいな気持ちでセッティングをしていると、Gtロブが「なにが弾ける？何がやりたい？」と。
何がやりたいだと？？
僕はもしそう聞かれたら「too close to see!」と言うつもりだったのに何故か「vevet alley」と言った。何故わざわざ難しい曲を！！
五人で一回velvet alleyを通して、Voジェイソンが「完璧！」と言って何処かへ行った笑
この時点で僕は幸せ死にしそうだった。STRUNG OUTのメンバーとSTRUNG OUT演奏してるんだぜ！
クリスが「セッティングの時別の曲のリフ弾いてただろ？それをやってみよう！」と言い「no voice of mine」という曲を一回通した。「完璧！」と言いクリスはどこかへ去った。
ロブとジョーダンが僕の目を観て「too closeは弾けないの？」と言った。反射で僕は「自信無い！」と言った。
本当は一番弾ける曲だった。何度も何度も弾いてきた曲だ。
でも彼等の代表曲だ。僕なんかが弾いたらおこがましいし、日本のファンも良い顔しないだろうと思った。
ロブが弾いてみてと言うので軽くコード進行をひと回ししたら、二人は特に何も言わず何処かへ行った。
アメリカのバンドは日本とは違う。セットリストを提出などしないし、直前まで決めない。
オープンし続々とお客さんが入る中。僕は何曲やるのか何をやるのか何曲目にやるのかも解らないまま、アシベの倉庫でカチャカチャ練習していた。
19歳当時の僕を横浜ベイホールに連れてってくれた先輩バンドマンの上野さんに電話して、状況を説明し、「頑張れっていってください」とお願いするくらいにはテンパってた笑
先輩。TOO CLOSE TO SEEというバンドのギタリスト上野さんは「思いっきりやんなよ！」と言ってくれた。
スタートまで十五分というところで陰でガチャガチャ練習していた僕のところへロブが現れ、「さっきのアレだけどちょいちょい押さえ方違ったぞ。本当はこうだよ」と修正をしに来た。今言う？それ今言う？！
これは俺の心からの願いなのですが、あなたが一生セックスできないままであってほしい
メチャクチャ大切にしたらいい し続けたらいい 一生大切にしたらいい 結婚するまで性的行為の一切を拒んでほしい それがいいよ 結婚もしなければなおよし
セックスなんて大したもんじゃないしな やんなくていいよ絶対 絶対にやるな そもそも恋愛もショボいショボい 人間って結局ひとりで生まれてひとりで死ぬんだ 自分以外全員他人だし、誰かと付き合ったって寂しいままだよ ホントに
魔法使い、いいじゃん！なりゃいいじゃん！
セックスするのって知的生物としての敗北だぜ やったら負け・やんなかったら勝ち そういう領域の話ですよ 生殖本能に打ち勝て 次のステージに進め
キモい身体目当ての男に言い寄られるのって最悪だよなあ！わかるわかる
よってあなたは誰とも付き合わないほうがいいし、誰ともセックスしないほうがいい
一生孤独に過ごしたらいいんだよ それが正しい人間のあり方ってものだ あなたはそれを悲しいことだと思うかもしれないがそれは間違い、むしろ一歩先のステージなわけ 低知能の他生物では辿り着けない、生殖を放棄したネクストステージだ あなたはそこに近いんだ
いいですか キモ男がモテない結果生殖できないのとは違うんだ あなたは自らの尊い意志によって生殖行為を拒んだ ここにポイントがある あなたはブッダのようなものだ
そのままのあなたでいればいい デート800回やってもヤリモクはヤリモクなんだ 絶対にセックスをするな
つうかデートをするな デートなんて広義の前戯ですから、見知らぬ男に前戯なんてさせるな
と、DeepL翻訳を駆使して書いてみた。
その辺りはご愛嬌って事で。
なお、元増田は観に行ってません。
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これから書く文章はキングコング西野の絵本を劇場アニメ化した「えんとつ町のプペル」の感想である。
なお、私はこの映画を見てないし例え賄賂を貰っても観に行く事はないだろう。
つまり、これは私の想像に基づく感想文です。正確かもしれないし、正確でないかもしれない。
しかし、私は気にしない。これは語り継がれるべき物語だ。そして、それは全体として語られるに値する。では、始めましょう！
大前提として、キングコング西野がお笑い芸人を気取った炎上インフルエンサーであることに注目する必要がある。これは彼の作品に共通するテーマのようです。
これについては、「なぜ？これは、意志の弱い者のための松葉杖としての皮肉な現代の風潮に対する、ある種の皮肉なコメントなのだろうか？彼は本当にこのように気取っていたのだろうか？彼はそんなに面白かったのだろうか？(No.) 彼は刑期を終えて釈放されたヤンコ・ウルラの次の笑い中心のコメディアンになろうとしていたのだろうか？ いやいや...
私はどこにいたんだろう？
どうやら「ペプル」なる少年を主軸としたジュブナイルファンタジーらしいのだが、私は原作を読んでないのでその様に類推した。が、もしかすると蒸気機関の様な何かが出て来るので、スチームパンク…もしくはそれに類する何かが出てくるのだろう。
重要なのは子供向けに作られたものだということだから、それはどうでもいいことだと思う。
私は子供向けの映画に文句を言う人ではありませんが（というか、誰がそうなのか！）、これは退屈しました。登場人物はすべて一次元的で、予測可能で、それらのどれもが歌うことができませんでした。
曰く「キングコング西野の影がチラついて鑑賞の妨げになる」と。
これは当然だと思います。
前述の通りキングコング西野は「炎上インフルエンサー」です。自身を執拗にアピールすることなぞ当たり前にやってのけます。それが彼の特技だからです。
「炎上インフルエンサー」は全員悪目立ちしないとお金が稼げない成年被後見人以下のクソ野郎なので、そこは笑って忖度してあげましょう。
しかし、この場合はキングコングが正解かもしれない。そう、この映画はひどい。でも、人が見に行かなければ世界が良くなるとは思えない。
最後に。
極端に聞こえるかもしれませんが この世の「炎上インフルエンサー」が 一人残らず絶滅することを心から願っています 数が多すぎるからね。
それは一般的に世界のために、これらの人々が死ぬべきであり、私は彼らが死ぬべきであると私たちの種族のために、特にそれがより良いと思います。
なぜですか？
もちろん、職業選択の自由はあるので一概には言えませんが、過激な言葉で注目を集める人が突然死しても何ら問題はないと断言します（YouTubeでも似たような行動をしています）。
彼らが絶滅してくれれば世の中が良くなると思う。彼らの才能で稼げなくなっても、いずれは消滅するだろうし、それはそれで良いことだと思います。
終わり。
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（おまけ。英語版）
What I am about to write is my impressions of "Pupel of Entotsumachi," an animated film based on King Kong Nishino's picture book.
I haven't seen this movie, and I wouldn't go see it even if I were bribed to do so.
In other words, this is an opinion piece based on my imagination. It may or may not be accurate.
But I don't care. This is a story that needs telling. And it deserves to be told in its entirety. So let's get started!
As a basic premise, it is necessary to note that King Kong Nishino is a flaming influencer pretending to be a comedian. This appears to be a common theme among his work.
I have no real questions about this except why? Is this some sort of ironic commentary on the modern tendency towards irony as a crutch for the weak-willed? Was he really this pretentious? Was he even that funny? (No.) Was he trying to be the next laugh centered comedian Yanko Urla released after his prison term? (No.)
Where was I?
Now, let's talk about the important part of the story.
It seems to be a juvenile fantasy about a boy named "Pepuru", but since I haven't read the original, I guessed it that way. I haven't read the original, so I'm guessing that's what it's about, but maybe it's steampunk or something similar, since there's something like a steam engine in it. I suppose it doesn't really matter, since the point is, this thing was made for children.
Now, I'm not one to grumble at a child's movie (I mean, who is?!) but this one just bored me. The characters were all one-dimensional, the predictable, and none of them COULD sing.
In fact, I knew the reputation of this movie beforehand.
I was told that "the shadow of King Kong Nishino flickers in the background and interferes with the viewing.
As I mentioned above, King Kong Nishino is a "flame influencer". It's no surprise that he appeals himself relentlessly. That's because it's his specialty.
All "flame influencers" are wards of the law or worse who need to stand out to make money, so let's just laugh at them and let them be disciplined.
In this case, however, King Kong might be in the right. Yes, this movie is terrible. But I'm not convinced the world would be a better place if people didn't go to see it.
Finally.
I know this may sound extreme, but I sincerely hope that every single "flaming influencer" in this world will die out. There are too many of them.
It is better for the world in general, that these people should die out, and I think it is better for our kind specifically, that they should die out.
Why?
Of course, there is freedom of choice, so it is difficult to say for sure, but I assure you that there is nothing wrong with the sudden death of those who attract attention with their radical words (or similar actions on YouTube).
I think the world would be a better place if they were to just go extinct. If they are unable to make money with their talents, they will eventually disappear, and that's good for all of us.
海乱鬼 @nipponkairagi
N「社内では把握しておりません」
N「はい。仰る通りです」
私「金さんは朝鮮学校の中学生。日本の学校で苛めは受けていませんよ」
私「総連は公安監視対象団体であり、拉致にも関わっている。Nikeが総連に協力を求め、日本人差別の捏造をしたとしたら大問題では？」
N「確かに仰る通りです」
私「事実関係を確認し、HPやTwitter等での説明を求めす」
受付の対応は非常に良かったです。
@downtown_middle
@Rintaro28502769
Korean propaganda is always made out of fabrication and lies.
In fact, there’ve been a series of violent incidents, such as the Kansai ready-mixed concrete incident,
in which Japanese people are threatened and killed They have something in common with BLM and ANTIFA.
@xxnmxx55
キリスト教圏にキリスト教をおちょくるなんて発想自体ないと思うよ
↓ フロリダ教育委員「私は、どの学校でも事実として教えられている進化論をまったく支持しません。」
http://www.flascience.org/?p=3494
フランス人は「教会離れ」がすごいらしいが風刺画ならばともかくそれ以外のところで公然とやらかすとかあるのかな？
特定の宗教を信仰はしていませんがアニミズムな日本で先祖崇拝と万物の霊的な概念を自然と受け入れ
他宗教に関しても神の存在に対してもそんなキリキリすることか？？？って思いますが
いまこの瞬間、下記の増田↓ を見て思うことは
ドーキンスと同じく、
『あらゆる宗教は人類の進歩にとって有害なもの。全ての宗教と神秘主義に批判的になることこそ科学』と思うわ
実際、アメリカじゃ「進化論を事実として教えることを支持しない」という教育委員もいるくらいだ
http://www.flascience.org/?p=3494
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