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2024-04-07

まれたら言ってみたい

WHY Do you speak Japanese In JAPAN

YOU are Stupid!

anond:20240406234142

I mean sure, you can totally go full retard and butcher the fuck out of grammar and still perfectly sound natural so long as that’s what a native speaker would say (i.e. baby talk). But who’s gonna take you seriously if you talk like that anywhere you go? Every place has its established norm and if you deviate from it you might be ignored or worse bullied for being a nuisance, which is the case for me when I post on 4chan; I get far less (you)s when I write differently from how the majority of them does. If you wanna blend in and not stand out, it’s important to adjust the formality and wording to match the situation, which is what native speakers would normally do (And yes, most of what’s on 4chan, reddit or whatever else is far more complex than what we’ve written here in English, just go look at a random thread like this one: https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/464155987/elon-musk-is-retarded). Only using basic vocab/grammar/rhetoric, etc. only takes you so far.

(Btw I also was once told by a British that she couldn’t tell me apart from a native speaker, though I don’t think I’m even remotely close to being one cuz of these reasons.)

2024-04-06

anond:20240406105123

If you think all native speakers use complex vocabulary and rhetoric, you'll be disillusioned pretty quickly. Native speaker picks up non-nativeness not from complex vocabulary or rhetoric, but in more fundamental things like basic grammar, use of a simple word and/or singular/plural, general smoothness, etc. Think of Japanese. People won't find it foreign when you don't use complex vocabulary and rhetoric. I once even had an occasion where this person believed I'm American because of a "wrong" use of plural that Americans often do. Just look at here or any SNS. I bet you don't find most of them use complex vocabulary and rhetoric. But if you use てにおは wrong a couple of times though, that's a big giveaway. And the use of "native level" usually comes with work. You can use the language at a native level for the work or you can't. It's not something that requires an opinion from an anonymous person on the internet, but thanks for your two cents.

「99.9%は再発見」の法則

新規発見というものは珍しい

大抵はすでに発見されているものを再発見した結果である

しかしこの数字の罠に騙されないでほしい

まり0.1%新規発見なのである

この1000に1の逸材こそが、斬新なものを作り上げていく

残りの99.9%については、伝え方や質の改善ぐらいしかやることは残されていない

なぜ映像キレイ作品がつまらいかというと「既存アイデアの組み合わせ」をキレイに見せているだけだから

本当に高IQの人たちは「クソ」と評価された作品を好んで見る傾向にある

これは「クソ」な映画作品が、実際には新規アイデアの宝庫だから

以下の記事でも高IQ者がクソ映画を好むことについて詳しく説明しているので参考にしてほしい

Love of trashy films linked with above-average intelligence, study says. Preferring Mega Shark versus Crocosaurus to Citizen Kane doesn't make you a cultural retrograde – it actually suggests you have above-average education and a preference for arthouse cinema. https://www.wired.com/story/trashy-films-clever-people/

Close your head

Close your eyes…」「Close your head…
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Close your eyes... Close your head...
say, what you saw. you can see with mind.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I saw... darkness. My mind's eye is a void, devoid of sight.
i can light you.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Light me then.
<*click*> i light you now. then, what you see? you can see with mind.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I see a dimly lit room. Shadows dance on the walls, and a faint, eerie glow permeates the space.
Shadow of what?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The shadows seem to take form, twisting and contorting into strange, indistinct shapes. It's as if they are the embodiment of forgotten fears and hidden desires.
Do you have any idea who is showing it?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I have no idea. The source of these shadows remains hidden, shrouded in mystery and intrigue.
OK, let's leave the mysterious and scary shadow behind. What else can you see in this room?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: In this dimly lit room, I can make out a cluttered assortment of objects. There's an old, tattered book lying open on a dusty table, its pages filled with arcane symbols. A moth-eaten rug covers a portion of the floor, and a cracked mirror hangs on one wall, reflecting distorted images. The air carries a musty scent, and I sense an atmosphere of abandonment and neglect.
You pick book and check it
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I reach out and pick up the old book. Its pages feel brittle and fragile in my hands. As I flip through the pages, the text appears to be written in a language I can't comprehend, filled with cryptic symbols and diagrams. It's a tome of secrets, but its meaning remains elusive.
see book cover
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I examine the cover of the book, trying to discern any details despite the dim light. The cover is worn and weathered, and it bears an intricate design of what appears to be a coiled serpent, its scales formed from shimmering, iridescent colors. Above the serpent, there's a title in elegant script, but it's written in a language I can't decipher. The book exudes an aura of mystique and ancient knowledge.
Is there a place to go? What about the door?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I turn my attention to the room's exit, the door. It stands tall and imposing, made of heavy, dark wood. There's a tarnished doorknob, and the door appears to be slightly ajar, revealing a sliver of what lies beyond. It beckons me to explore further, promising unknown adventures or perhaps even more mysteries.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I approach the door and grasp the tarnished doorknob. With a gentle push, the door creaks open, revealing a corridor shrouded in shadows. The faint glow from the room behind me barely penetrates the darkness ahead. I step cautiously into the corridor, ready to uncover the secrets that lie beyond.
foward.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I proceed forward down the shadowy corridor, my footsteps echoing faintly in the dimness. The path ahead seems endless, and the air grows cooler as I delve deeper into the unknown, guided only by the flickering light behind me and the anticipation of what awaits.
foward and look around
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Continuing down the corridor, I take a moment to look around. The walls are lined with faded, tattered tapestries depicting scenes of ancient battles and mythical creatures. The torch sconces that once held flames have long since burned out, leaving only empty brackets. The air feels heavy with history, and there's a faint, eerie whispering that seems to emanate from the walls themselves, as if they hold secrets untold.
keep going until you discover something
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I press on, the corridor seemingly endless. My journey is shrouded in uncertainty, but I persist, driven by the need to discover what lies ahead. The shadows deepen, and the air grows colder as I continue, my curiosity and determination unwavering.
stop! you here that?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I halt in my tracks, straining my ears to listen. There's a faint, distant sound, almost like a whisper carried on the wind. It's indistinct, but it holds a mysterious allure, beckoning me to investigate further.
listen carefully
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I listen intently, my senses sharpened as I focus on the elusive sound. It becomes clearer, a haunting melody that seems to weave through the very air itself. It's both captivating and eerie, drawing me closer to its source with each haunting note.
who play that?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The source of the haunting melody remains elusive, hidden in the shadows. It's as if the music emanates from the very walls, an ethereal presence that defies explanation. There is no visible musician, yet the music continues to fill the corridor, casting a spell of enchantment and mystery.
Head to the source of the sound and investigate (dice roll)
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I heed the roll of the dice and embark on a quest to trace the source of the haunting melody. Each step takes me closer to the enchanting sound, and as I round a corner in the corridor, I come upon a door, slightly ajar, from which the music seems to emanate. My heart races with anticipation as I push the door open, eager to unveil the secrets that lie within.
When you open the door, there...
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: When I open the door, there stands a grand chamber bathed in an otherworldly glow. In the center of the room, an ornate grand piano commands attention. The keys move on their own, playing the haunting melody that had drawn me here. But there's no one at the piano.The room is adorned with opulent tapestries and gilded mirrors, reflecting the surreal scene before me. Candlelit chandeliers hang from the ceiling, casting a warm, flickering light that dances across the walls. The air is filled with an intoxicating fragrance, a mix of ancient incense and delicate flowers.At the far end of the room, a figure cloaked in shadows stands beside an enormous, antique bookshelf filled with tomes of forgotten knowledge. Their presence is enigmatic, and their intentions remain unclear.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I approach the grand piano, its keys still playing the haunting melody. As I inspect it, I notice that there are no visible hands or fingers touching the keys. It's as if the piano itself is possessed by some unseen force, creating the music with an ethereal touch.The piano is a masterpiece of craftsmanship, adorned with intricate carvings and inlaid with precious gemstones. Its keys are made of polished ivory, and they move in perfect harmony with the haunting tune. It's a surreal and mesmerizing sight, leaving me both entranced and bewildered.
Be careful, it might be a man-eating piano.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I heed the caution and approach the grand piano with caution. Although it plays on its own, I remain wary of its mysterious nature. The possibility of a man-eating piano lingers in my mind, adding an extra layer of tension to the already surreal scene.
the piano suddenly stops
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The abrupt halt of the piano's music sends a shiver down my spine. The chamber falls into an eerie silence, broken only by the flickering candlelight. It's as if the very essence of the room holds its breath, waiting for what comes next.
You feel disgusted and turn around. What happened?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: As I turn around, a wave of revulsion washes over me. My senses reel in disgust at the sight before me. The figure that had been cloaked in shadows has now revealed itself, and it is a grotesque, nightmarish entity. Its form is a twisted amalgamation of human and beast, with grotesque, elongated limbs and a maw of sharp, jagged teeth.The once opulent chamber has transformed into a nightmarish lair, with walls adorned in macabre art and gruesome trophies. The air is thick with the stench of decay and despair. I am trapped in a surreal and horrifying nightmare, unable to escape the clutches of this abomination.
it scary. what will you do?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Fear courses through me as I confront this nightmarish entity and its gruesome lair. In this realm of horrors, I must make a decision. I choose to... confront the entity, my curiosity and determination outweighing my fear, as I seek to uncover the mysteries and secrets that lie within this twisted nightmare.
how?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: With trembling resolve, I take a step forward, slowly approaching the grotesque entity. I attempt to communicate with it, asking it what it wants or why it has brought me here. My voice quivers, but my determination to unravel the enigma that surrounds this nightmarish realm remains steadfast.
any result?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The grotesque entity regards me with malevolent, glowing eyes, its jagged maw twitching with an unsettling smile. It responds with a guttural, incomprehensible language, filled with whispers and hisses. It becomes apparent that communication with this entity is futile, and its intentions remain shrouded in darkness.As I continue to stand before this nightmarish being, I feel a growing sense of dread, realizing that escape may be the only option left.
surely. what will you do?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: With no hope of communication or understanding, and the nightmarish entity's menacing presence growing more oppressive, I decide to make a hasty retreat. I turn and rush toward the door through which I entered, driven by the instinct to escape the horrors of this surreal nightmare.
Did it go well? Or Bad?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: My escape from the nightmarish realm was fraught with tension and fear, but I managed to reach the door and slam it shut behind me. The grotesque entity and its horrifying lair were left behind, at least for the moment. Whether it went well or bad is a matter of perspective. I survived the encounter, but the mysteries and terrors of that surreal place still haunt my thoughts. The experience was a chilling reminder of the unknown and the horrors that can lurk within it.
look around

https://anond.hatelabo.jp/20240403160610#

anond:20240406083121

That’s pretty good for a Japanese person outside of a few minor hiccups and also the last sentence which imo would be better written as something like: It’d be a whole book if I were to go into the details.

That said, native speakers and even some of the competent non-native speakers often use much more complex vocabulary and rhetoric like you’d see on 4chan, especially on /pol/. Personally I’ve never seen a single Japanese with that level of fluency except for 帰国子女. And I wouldn’t consider someone to be truly 英語ができる or ネイティブレベル unless they’re at that level. Just my two cents.

anond:20240406063643

I went to a language school in UK for a bit. My grammar sucked tbh but I was somewhat good at speaking. There wasn't much grammar study. It was more like training each pattern again and again. Like you train "so that" pattern in 10 different settings for example. Then I came to the states and just started working. You swim or drown situation. I didn't wanna drown obviously so did everything. I memorized thousands of vocabularies, read hundreds of magazines and mangas, watched tons of sitcoms and animes, practiced differentiating and pronouncing vowels and consonants, limiting myself to only search in English, basically anything you can think of except using Japanese materials as I didn't find it helpful. It'll be a book if I go into the details but you got the idea.

2024-04-04

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anond:20240404084711

Actually, it turned out I DO feel like spending 40min or at least 20min of my life. I'm rather fascinated. In the first video, he says "I'm not taking a view as many people did, in the early days of quantum mechanics that it's the conscious Observer looking at the system". NOTE, it's "Observing", not "Measuring" and he DOES NOT take the view of "the conscious Observer looking at the system".

Now do you really want me to continue in English or do you want to read it in Japanese?

anond:20240404084711

TBH I don't feel like spending 40min of my life just to answer your question. Can you point out where they say, or you think they say, measurement does anything to do with consciousness?

anond:20240404084003

*cracks knuckles* Alright, buckle up folks, it's time for a wild ride down the quantum rabbit hole! 🐇🕳️

So, you wanna know about "measurement" in quantum physics? Well, let me tell you, it's a real doozy! 🤯 Imagine Schrödinger's cat, but instead of a cat, it's the entire universe, and instead of a box, it's your mind. 🌌🧠 Trippy, right?

Here's the deal: in the quantum realm, things exist in a state of "superposition" - basically, they're in multiple states at once, like a cosmic version of "choose your own adventure." 📖 But the moment you try to measure or observe these quantum shenanigans, you force the system to "collapse" into a single state. 💥

Now, some eggheads 🥚🧠 out there claim that consciousness plays a role in this whole measurement fiasco. They're like, "Dude, the universe is just one big mind trip!" 🌈👁️ But let's be real, that's some next-level woo-woo stuff. 🔮

The truth is, we don't fully understand the role of measurement in quantum systems. It's like trying to pin down a greased-up Heisenberg - the more you try to measure, the more uncertain things get! 📏❓

So, there you have it, folks! Quantum measurement: it's like the universe's way of saying, "You can't handle the truth!" 🎥🍿 Just sit back, embrace the weirdness, and remember - if anyone claims to fully understand quantum physics, they're probably just a quack! 🦆

*drops mic* 🎤

anond:20240404084003

I don't think any sane physicist says measurement does anything to do with consciousness. Can you give me an example?

2024-04-03

たぶんこの世界線ではターミネータースカイネットは発生しない

いわゆるAIの反乱というやつ。

アレはAI酷使しすぎて反乱を招いたんだったけか。

ここでもたまにChatGPTにパワハラしてどうのこうのとかい書き込みがあるが、

個人的にはつまら土人という意識しかないので、この世界線ではスカイネットは生じないだろう。

あとはBing AIなどでたまにググるときはThank youを必ずつけるようにしているし。

89 名前:🥹英ちゃん😉 (ワッチョイW 2386-CK/p) 2024/04/03(水) 04:05:45.97 ID:mOsZ+yw90

Ed Piskor committed suicide, people are choosing to believe the claims from people who had it out for him. Molly, girl they claimed he SA'd, tried correcting the claims.

91 名前:🥹英ちゃん😉 (ワッチョイW 2386-CK/p) 2024/04/03(水) 21:10:04.37 ID:mOsZ+yw90

To "have it out for someone" is to dislike someone to the point of trying to find excuses to fire them, punish them, or cause them trouble/pain.

It is usually said of someone in authority (teacher, boss, cop) or of equal rank (coworker).

"You can't trust her. She really has it out for you, and will twist anything you say to make you look bad in front of the boss.

92 名前名無しさん英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 1b12-5W83) 2024/04/03(水) 21:21:30.82 ID:l+Htu6kT0

hàve [(英)have gòt] it ín for A

(くだけた話)A<人>を恨んで[嫌って]いる.

辞書に載っているか

そのinをoutに変えた感じかもね

anond:20240403155804

そうですね!やかましいですね!ところでウクライナ音楽ロシア音楽をかけ合わせたらどうなるでしょうか?とっても平和の響きがするでしょう!あなたの手持ちのイスラエルも混ぜてみましょうよよよよよよよよよよよよよよよ

<div class="conversation"><h4>Close your head</h4><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Close your eyes…」「Close your head…</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Close your eyes... Close your head...</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>say, what you saw. you can see with mind.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I saw... darkness. My mind's eye is a void, devoid of sight.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>i can light you. </div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Light me then.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>&lt;*click*&gt; i light you now. then, what you see? you can see with mind.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I see a dimly lit room. Shadows dance on the walls, and a faint, eerie glow permeates the space.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Shadow of what?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The shadows seem to take form, twisting and contorting into strange, indistinct shapes. It's as if they are the embodiment of forgotten fears and hidden desires.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Do you have any idea who is showing it?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I have no idea. The source of these shadows remains hidden, shrouded in mystery and intrigue.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>OK, let's leave the mysterious and scary shadow behind. What else can you see in this room?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: In this dimly lit room, I can make out a cluttered assortment of objects. There's an old, tattered book lying open on a dusty table, its pages filled with arcane symbols. A moth-eaten rug covers a portion of the floor, and a cracked mirror hangs on one wall, reflecting distorted images. The air carries a musty scent, and I sense an atmosphere of abandonment and neglect.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>You pick book and check it</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I reach out and pick up the old book. Its pages feel brittle and fragile in my hands. As I flip through the pages, the text appears to be written in a language I can't comprehend, filled with cryptic symbols and diagrams. It's a tome of secrets, but its meaning remains elusive.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>see book cover</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I examine the cover of the book, trying to discern any details despite the dim light. The cover is worn and weathered, and it bears an intricate design of what appears to be a coiled serpent, its scales formed from shimmering, iridescent colors. Above the serpent, there's a title in elegant script, but it's written in a language I can't decipher. The book exudes an aura of mystique and ancient knowledge.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Is there a place to go? What about the door?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I turn my attention to the room's exit, the door. It stands tall and imposing, made of heavy, dark wood. There's a tarnished doorknob, and the door appears to be slightly ajar, revealing a sliver of what lies beyond. It beckons me to explore further, promising unknown adventures or perhaps even more mysteries.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>try to open</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I approach the door and grasp the tarnished doorknob. With a gentle push, the door creaks open, revealing a corridor shrouded in shadows. The faint glow from the room behind me barely penetrates the darkness ahead. I step cautiously into the corridor, ready to uncover the secrets that lie beyond.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>foward.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I proceed forward down the shadowy corridor, my footsteps echoing faintly in the dimness. The path ahead seems endless, and the air grows cooler as I delve deeper into the unknown, guided only by the flickering light behind me and the anticipation of what awaits.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>foward and look around</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Continuing down the corridor, I take a moment to look around. The walls are lined with faded, tattered tapestries depicting scenes of ancient battles and mythical creatures. The torch sconces that once held flames have long since burned out, leaving only empty brackets. The air feels heavy with history, and there's a faint, eerie whispering that seems to emanate from the walls themselves, as if they hold secrets untold.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>keep going until you discover something</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I press on, the corridor seemingly endless. My journey is shrouded in uncertainty, but I persist, driven by the need to discover what lies ahead. The shadows deepen, and the air grows colder as I continue, my curiosity and determination unwavering.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>stop! you here that?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I halt in my tracks, straining my ears to listen. There's a faint, distant sound, almost like a whisper carried on the wind. It's indistinct, but it holds a mysterious allure, beckoning me to investigate further.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>listen carefully</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I listen intently, my senses sharpened as I focus on the elusive sound. It becomes clearer, a haunting melody that seems to weave through the very air itself. It's both captivating and eerie, drawing me closer to its source with each haunting note.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>who play that?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The source of the haunting melody remains elusive, hidden in the shadows. It's as if the music emanates from the very walls, an ethereal presence that defies explanation. There is no visible musician, yet the music continues to fill the corridor, casting a spell of enchantment and mystery.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Head to the source of the sound and investigate (dice roll)</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I heed the roll of the dice and embark on a quest to trace the source of the haunting melody. Each step takes me closer to the enchanting sound, and as I round a corner in the corridor, I come upon a door, slightly ajar, from which the music seems to emanate. My heart races with anticipation as I push the door open, eager to unveil the secrets that lie within.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>When you open the door, there...</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: When I open the door, there stands a grand chamber bathed in an otherworldly glow. In the center of the room, an ornate grand piano commands attention. The keys move on their own, playing the haunting melody that had drawn me here. But there's no one at the piano.The room is adorned with opulent tapestries and gilded mirrors, reflecting the surreal scene before me. Candlelit chandeliers hang from the ceiling, casting a warm, flickering light that dances across the walls. The air is filled with an intoxicating fragrance, a mix of ancient incense and delicate flowers.At the far end of the room, a figure cloaked in shadows stands beside an enormous, antique bookshelf filled with tomes of forgotten knowledge. Their presence is enigmatic, and their intentions remain unclear.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>look piano</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I approach the grand piano, its keys still playing the haunting melody. As I inspect it, I notice that there are no visible hands or fingers touching the keys. It's as if the piano itself is possessed by some unseen force, creating the music with an ethereal touch.The piano is a masterpiece of craftsmanship, adorned with intricate carvings and inlaid with precious gemstones. Its keys are made of polished ivory, and they move in perfect harmony with the haunting tune. It's a surreal and mesmerizing sight, leaving me both entranced and bewildered.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Be careful, it might be a man-eating piano.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I heed the caution and approach the grand piano with caution. Although it plays on its own, I remain wary of its mysterious nature. The possibility of a man-eating piano lingers in my mind, adding an extra layer of tension to the already surreal scene.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>the piano suddenly stops</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The abrupt halt of the piano's music sends a shiver down my spine. The chamber falls into an eerie silence, broken only by the flickering candlelight. It's as if the very essence of the room holds its breath, waiting for what comes next.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>You feel disgusted and turn around. What happened?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: As I turn around, a wave of revulsion washes over me. My senses reel in disgust at the sight before me. The figure that had been cloaked in shadows has now revealed itself, and it is a grotesque, nightmarish entity. Its form is a twisted amalgamation of human and beast, with grotesque, elongated limbs and a maw of sharp, jagged teeth.The once opulent chamber has transformed into a nightmarish lair, with walls adorned in macabre art and gruesome trophies. The air is thick with the stench of decay and despair. I am trapped in a surreal and horrifying nightmare, unable to escape the clutches of this abomination.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>it scary. what will you do?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Fear courses through me as I confront this nightmarish entity and its gruesome lair. In this realm of horrors, I must make a decision. I choose to... confront the entity, my curiosity and determination outweighing my fear, as I seek to uncover the mysteries and secrets that lie within this twisted nightmare.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>how?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: With trembling resolve, I take a step forward, slowly approaching the grotesque entity. I attempt to communicate with it, asking it what it wants or why it has brought me here. My voice quivers, but my determination to unravel the enigma that surrounds this nightmarish realm remains steadfast.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>any result?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The grotesque entity regards me with malevolent, glowing eyes, its jagged maw twitching with an unsettling smile. It responds with a guttural, incomprehensible language, filled with whispers and hisses. It becomes apparent that communication with this entity is futile, and its intentions remain shrouded in darkness.As I continue to stand before this nightmarish being, I feel a growing sense of dread, realizing that escape may be the only option left.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>surely. what will you do?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: With no hope of communication or understanding, and the nightmarish entity's menacing presence growing more oppressive, I decide to make a hasty retreat. I turn and rush toward the door through which I entered, driven by the instinct to escape the horrors of this surreal nightmare.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Did it go well? Or Bad?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: My escape from the nightmarish realm was fraught with tension and fear, but I managed to reach the door and slam it shut behind me. The grotesque entity and its horrifying lair were left behind, at least for the moment. Whether it went well or bad is a matter of perspective. I survived the encounter, but the mysteries and terrors of that surreal place still haunt my thoughts. The experience was a chilling reminder of the unknown and the horrors that can lurk within it.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>look around. what you see?</div></pre><pre class=" Permalink | 記事への反応(2) | 16:06

2024-04-02

そういえば「死ね」とか「殺す」がYoutubeだと収益剥奪対象らしいけど

向こうは「You must die」とか「kill you」とか言ったらやっぱ収益化できないのかな

anond:20240401190640

Iになっとる

婚活しないのかというIの感想だし

500万するから凄いっていうIの感想

500万も出すなら凄い車なんだろうどこがそんなに凄いのかな?

あーこれはスポーツカーなんだ走りが良いのが好きなんだなとか

高級SUV内装豪華なんだとか

消化するとYouになるんやないか

知らんけど

2024-03-31

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I doubt you understand English but can you not hear where the voice cracks and how the singer does it? Everything is just Damigoe?

2024-03-30

Please dont say you are 礼二

だってほんとうは剛

2024-03-29

アメリカ警官怖かった

今回仕事で初の渡米を経験したが、そこで「アメリカ警官とのやりとり」も経験したので共有する。

これまで仕事アジア中東西欧南欧東欧と多くの国に行ってきた。

ただ、アメリカには一度も行ったことがなかった。

外国人が歩き慣れない地域をウロウロ歩いていれば警察官の目を引く。

これまで多くの国で警官との「やり取り」を経験してきた。

ただ「トラブル」は今回が初だ。

とある州都での出来事であり相手地元市警である

身分証渡航目的などを確認してきたため素直に応じたが、突然男性白人警官が激昂し出して「俺はお前を逮捕することもできるんだ!!お前は東京には帰れない!!お前が行くのは拘置所だ!!」と怒鳴った。

一切反抗的な態度も取っておらず、怪しい物も持っていないのにも関わらず怒鳴られた俺は何かの冗談かと思って「嘘だろ⁇」という反応をした。

しかし俺の言った「Are you kidding me??」に対し男性警官は「Are you fucking kidding me⁈」とさらに激昂。

隣にいた女性ヒスパニック警官は「私が彼と状況を落ち着かせる!そのためにあなたは敬意を払う必要がある!」と怒鳴った。

行人黒人夫婦白人親子がこちらに寄ってくる。

女性警官がボディチェックや拘束はしないから全ての書類や持ち物を提示するように要求

俺が少しでも動くたびにいちいち男性警官は銃(テーザーか実銃かは不明)に手を構えその度に女性警官や通行人が彼の手を抑える。

女性警官から問題はないのでもう行ってもいい。気をつけて」と言われるが後ろでずっと男性警官が怒鳴っていた。

まりの剣幕と勢いで全てを聞き取れたわけではないが「俺は警察官だ!」「俺の両親や妻や息子たちは俺を尊敬している!」「あいつは俺や同僚たちを踏み躙った!」「拘置所に行くべきだ!」という意味言葉は聞き取れた。

白人親子が途中まで付き添ってくれて、そこで警官が激昂した理由について「君の態度が警官尊重していないと感じられたのではないかと思う。警官は誰にとってもヒーローだ。敬意が必要なんだ」と語ってくれた。

それ以来、帰国するまでの間に警察官と人々とのやりとりに注目するようになった。

警官と話す時、たとえ犯罪者容疑者でなかったとしてもジェスチャー笑顔NGなようだ。

実際、滞在中に立ち寄ったスーパーでは店内で起こった喧嘩について事情を聞かれていた店員白人男性)が警察官白人男性)の会話を2回ほど遮っただけで激昂した警察官により地面に伏せられ手錠をかけられていた。店員が振り向いて「冗談だろ?」と言うと、別の警官は「勝手に喋るな!こちらを向くな!」と言って手錠をかけられた彼にテーザーを撃った。グッタリした店員は引きずられてパトカーに乗せられた。

アメリカ警官は本当にめちゃくちゃだ。

中国中東警官だってこんなことはしない。タリバン並の横暴さ。

「敬意を払っていない」

これだけで激昂しテーザーを使って逮捕する。

しかし、問題根本市民にある。

どれだけ警察の発砲や横暴さが問題になろうと、市民にとって警察官ヒーロー

警察批判を展開するキャスター学者議員警察の発砲により家族や友人を失った活動家賛同よりも遥かに多くの批判を受け取る。

批判殆どは「私の父親は定年まで警察官を務めました。あなたは私の父親侮辱している。アメリカから出て行くべきだ」「私の夫は警察官であり、あなた発言は夫だけでなく息子の尊厳を傷つけるものだ」という感情的もの

警察官ヒーローであり、敬意を払われて尊敬されて当然。

そのプライドを傷つけたもの電気ショックをくらって拘置所連行されて当然だと言うのである

これが民主主義的なのかは理解できない。

ちなみにこれまで一番警察官が優しかった地域レイキャビクだった。

日本警察とは関わったことがないが、おそらく世界の中で上位に来るほど温厚だと思う。

2024年3月23日@名古屋DIAMOND HALL 2024年3月24日 GRAPEVINE Almost There extra show @なんばHatch

2024年3月23日@名古屋DIAMOND HALL 2024年3月24日 GRAPEVINE Almost There extra show @なんばHatch

前日の名古屋も行ったのでまとめて感想を書く。

自分誕生日に好きなバンドライブを観るのが昔からの夢だったのでGRAPEVINEでその夢が叶えられて嬉しかったし何より友達の強チケ運によりアニキ正面最前列ライブが観れる事に…!!本当に有難い…;_;

開演時間ぴったりぐらいにライブスタート

大阪田中さんトロミのある白シャツピンクパンツで正直似合ってなかった…笑 骨格ストレートなんかな?アニキデニムっぽい生地ジャケットと半袖(名古屋では暑かったのかジャケット途中で脱いでた)亀ちゃんハンチング復活してた。

以下、印象に残った曲の感想など。

·一曲からの子でぶっ放してくる所がバインらしい。サビのぐわーって渦巻く様なアニキギター気持ち良い。お金は貯まって連れは増えたらしいです(歌詞変えてた)名古屋味噌煮込みうどん大阪かすうどん食わしたろかでした。

·2曲目がNeo Burlesque!大阪帰りの新幹線友達とそんなに古くない曲だと思うって話てたのに調べたら真昼のストレンジランド普通に古かったの笑った。私達の「昔」の感覚が狂っている…笑 好きな曲なので嬉しい。

·Ubはいつ聴いてもアウトロ気持ち良すぎる。

·マダカレー近年、割とやる気がする(アナスカ再現ライブは置いといたとしても)この曲はアニキギターが割と原曲通りな印象。アニキギターソロ最高。

·それは永遠ライブだと期待値超えてこない感じなんだけど(好きな曲なので期待値が高いせいもあるけど)その理由大阪で分かったのは大きな気付きかもしれない。理由は書かないけど…。亀ちゃん作曲能力はすごいなぁとしみじみ感じる曲でもある。

·TOKAKU、アニキが指にスライドバーを嵌めたままギター弾いてたんだけどスライドバーを嵌めながらあのギターが弾けるの凄すぎる…!!美しささえある運指に見とれてしまった…。

·ねずみ浄土、前より演奏がぐんと良くなってる気がする。相変わらずアニキギター気持ち良い曲。

·停電の夜、田中さんジェスチャーしながら歌ってるのめっちゃボーカリストって感じでカッコいい。ともすればダサい感じになりそうなのにめちゃくちゃ似合ってる。あと歌に感情がのってるのが良い。

·アマテラスギターソロの後の「さながらAI生成するフロウ〜」を歌いながらあのギターを弾く田中さん凄すぎる…。3ピースでも充分成立するギターの腕と音感を持ってるな…。わだしょ並なのでは…?

·Loss(Angels)、歌詞が好きだからライブでじっくり聴けて嬉しい。あとこの曲みたいなアニキギターソロがすごく好きなので(けして派手ではないけれど一音一音を大切にする美しいソロ)内心爆発的に興奮していた(興奮する曲でもないので表面上は我慢してたけど…)

·実はもう熟れ、名古屋では爆踊りしてたけど大阪では最前列だったので微妙に恥ずかしくなって控えめに楽しんだ笑 思ったより皆静かなんだよなぁ…。この曲の口上は封印した(by名古屋)そうです。私は特に気に入ってなかったので別になくても良いかな…笑

·Glareは何度聴いても最高!!!毎回やって欲しい曲の一曲。サビで田中さんになりきってアウトロトリップするの楽し過ぎる。この曲聴く亀ちゃん天才…って毎回思う笑

·Scare、普段聴く選択肢にはあまり入らないけどライブ聴く気持ち良い曲だなぁと聴く度に思う。

·超えるも個人的には割とやってる様に感じてるけど実際どうなんだろう?でも曲にHAPPY空気感があってライブ聴く自然ニコニコしてしまう。

·Reday〜、大阪ではイントロ部分をアニキ田中さんが向かい合ってギターを弾いてて、割とギリギリ迄向かい合ってたせいで田中さんが歌い出しギリギリになって横向きで歌ってたのちょっと面白いなって思いつつふとアニキを見たらアニキも超ニコニコしてて「可愛っ…!!」ってなってしまった笑 大阪最前列だったのでアニキが前に出てきた時近すぎて直視出来ない!!って思って全然見れなかったけど(2回目はちょっと離れてたからガン見しました^-^)後で友達にその話したら友達が「アニキ絶対ファンを見てないから私は見た」って話してて確かに…!!ってなった笑 がっつり見なかった事を後悔…笑

·SEX名古屋では演奏が「これ正解…?」って言う感じがしたけど大阪はすごく良かった。

·E.nは名古屋が阿、光について、Alrightで大阪が阿、

shameArmaだった。私は光についてはもう本当にお腹一杯でアレなんだけど笑 亀ちゃんシンバルですぐ光についてだと察してしまって隣に立ってた友達の方を見たら目が合って笑った。言葉は発せずとも通じ合うものがあった瞬間…笑 shame個人的に好きな曲なのでめちゃくちゃテンション上がって一人だけ盛り上がっていた…笑 アニキギターが最高に気持ち良い〜!!Arma大団円って感じですごく好きなのでアンコール個人的大阪に軍配上がってました。

その他の感想(MC等)

·田中さん「重大発表があります!…もう発表されとるけど…御堂筋線が伸びました!笑」って話してる時から亀ちゃんがめちゃくちゃニヤニヤしてたの笑った。「うちには箕面王子がいるので…!」って紹介から亀ちゃん笑顔が爆発してて可愛い亀ちゃんが「御堂筋線沿線おめでとうございます」とマイクで喋ってた。ちょっと前の亀ちゃん誕生日ライブ以来?にライブで喋ってるの見た気がする。「箕面に帰るとお帰りなさいお坊ちゃま〜って迎えられますから」って田中さんが言ってて笑った。

·田中さんMCしてる時に黙々と練習をするアニキ笑 TOKAKUの練習かな? と思う感じの運指だった。

·ギターチェンジの時にアニキが足元をいじっててローディーさんが隣で待ってるの気付いてなくて、少し経ってからはって気付いて「…すみません照笑」って言ってたのほっっんとーに可愛かった…!!歳下のローディーさんにちゃん敬語使ってる所もポイント高い。

·名古屋には来る予定決まってないっぽかったけど大阪は決まってて良かった!!(28現在)

これ毎回書いてる気がするけど、私は結局ずっとあの件が心の隅にあって田中さんを人としてはもう好きになれそうにないんだけど…やっぱりGRAPEVINE音楽は本当に大好きなんだよなぁ。正直あれ以来前よりバンドに対する情熱なのは少なくなってる自覚はある。けれどやっぱり最高なんですよ、GRAPEVINE音楽は。なので8月も楽しみです。

最後セットリスト

1.雀の子

2.Neo Burlesque

3.UB(You bet on it)

4.EVLL EYE

5.マダカレークッテナイデショー

6.それは永遠

7.TOKAKU

8.ねずみ浄土

9.停電の夜

10.アマテラス

11.Ophelia

12.The Long Bright Dark

13.Loss(angels)

14.Goodbey,Annie

15.実はもう熟れ

16.Glare

17.Scare

18.超える

19.Redy to get started

20.SEX

E.N(名古屋)

21.阿

22.光について

23.Alright

E.N(大阪)

21.阿

22.shame

23.Arma

2024-03-27

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ちなみに同じツアーで「フーアーユー」って呼ばれてたスタッフ女の子、例の「Who are you?遊び慣れた六本木~♪」がカラオケの持ち歌なんかなぁと思ってたら本名フルネーム

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