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はてなキーワード: YOUとは

2019-07-20

anond:20180629195858

YOU大好きだよ!!って言ってるニャ🐈

モテモテ増田さん(ただしネコ

Do you mean? → どういう意味

宮迫さんの引退に関して思ったこと、詐欺グループとの関わりアウト!特に金銭の授受があったら詐欺グループだと知らなくてもアウト!というなら...

詐欺グループに会場を提供していたホテルはどうなんでしょうかね?

確実に金銭の授受あると思うけどアウトなんですかね?宴会場の責任者とかみんなホテルマン引退なのか?

である

続・ブクマカ異能デスゲーム

安眠下手(アンフェタミン):

発動時、手元に手斧がない場合、2本の手斧(『斧の小町』、『斧が道』)が手元に引き寄せられてくる。

発動後、7分間は覚醒状態となり、身体能力が大幅に向上する。

特にセルフまとめ作成経験のある者に相対したときは、よりパワーアップする。

7分経過後は、安眠状態となり、大怪我するなどの強い刺激がない限り、7分間は目覚めない。

沈黙回春サイレントエロ):

エロ出来事が生じた場合、遠隔地からその付近の様子を知覚できる。

その場所テレポートすることもできる。

霊言アリアYou王族):

転生経験を活かして、死亡者から霊言アリアで歌い上げることができる。

令和時代(ビューティフル&はぁー揉みーたいむ):

視界内の指定した者の胸部に遠隔から触れることができる。

ミキ"手のみでしか触れない。

原価を焼却すれば火もまた涼し:

視界内の対象物に点火することができる。

ただし、代償として、自身銀行口座から対象物の原価の額が減る。

(残額以上の原価の物には点火できない。)

1時間に点火できるのは3品まで。

英語ペラペラー(イングリッシュナレッジペラペラー):

無言のまま相互テレパシー意思疎通ができる。

ただし、テレパシーでは英語しか使えない。

anond:20190718201527

2019-07-19

the BEST to you

ケロッグが安いね

「ほう。株価56.98ドルか。安いなら買うか」

「ごめんなさい。日本ケロッグ販売してる朝食用シリアルのいくつかが、スーパーの安売りで今日だけ普段価格よりも安い」

「なるほど。ところでなんか怒ってる?」

2019-07-18

スター争奪ブクマカ異能デスゲーム

A.Q.M.(あっ今日呼んだ魔物):

1時間に1匹、魔物召喚できる。

魔物故意召喚者を襲うことはないが、召喚者の言うことを聞くとは限らない。

一定確率で、HなA.Q.M.が発動し、サキュバス召喚してしまう。

この場合召喚者は精を搾り取られ、一定時間動けなくなる。

強面(コワモテ)ピピック2:

発動時、その顔を見た者は一定時間恐怖で身動きがとれなくなる(新たな能力の発動も不可)。

上皇工場(エセペラー):

自身の顔を見たネトウヨに対し、一定時間上皇だと誤認させ、支配下に置くことができる。

俺だ俺だ俺だった(いっつもいっつもIt's me)!:

周囲で発動中の全ての能力対象強制的自分に変更する。

本体は耐久力があるので、滅多にダメージを受けない。

再度落選側(サイド・ラクセン・サイド):

自分対象とした能力物理攻撃は全て当たらない。

安心宇宙旅行しいたけ):

自身が「しいたげられた」と感じた際、虐げてきたと認識している対象者の能力の発動を一定時間禁止(菌糸)できる。

金色夜叉ゴールデンロール):

ノロケ話を聞くと闇エネルギーが溜まり、それを「おああーっ」という咆哮と共に放出できる。

疲労困憊る(ヒーローコンパイル):

疲労が蓄積した(くたびれた)場合、デスゲーム領域からテレポートして一定期間「外に出る」ことができる。

外に出られる時間疲労の程度に比例する。

元に戻る際に疲労は全回復する。

不安感謝祭フアンミーティング):

視界内の指定した対象者の不安感を増加させる。

不安になる」程度は、対象者の性格対象者との距離依存する。

場合によっては「ぼんやりとした不安」で自滅に追い込むこともできる。

便利屋店長

コンビニ販売している全ての物を手から無限に出せる。

天性の転生(圧倒的成長):

蟻に変身できる。

蟻の姿で死亡した場合、その場で巨人に転生する。

mを取ったら他人です(をふくろ):

視界内の指定した対象に、自身を「よく知らない人。気持ち悪い。」と思わせることで、関わり(攻撃を含む)を持ちたくない気持ちにさせることができる。

陰陽師引用師):

ブクマカ歴の浅い者には知覚されない。

視界内の指定した対象者に圧(プルッシャー)をかけ、好きな言葉強制的に喋らせることができる。

対象者は自分が何を話したか認識できない。

横綱之助(スモーキング):

ダジャレを言うことで周囲に種々の煙を発生させることができる。

本人は煙の影響を受けない。

一昨日来やがれ(デイ・ビフォア・イエスタデイ):

凍てつく波動が出せる。

益々増統(マスマスマスマス):

視界内の指定した対象男性に正常位での経験がある場合対象を遠隔から殴ることができる。

裁定鯖咖喱(さいていだな):

本人の感性で「最低」だと感じた対象天罰を下すことができる。

自身他人から「最低だな」と思われた場合、そう思っている他人の数に応じた天罰を受ける。

湯呑(You know me?):

対象の物・人に触れることで、人間程度の大きさまでのものであれば何であれ、ひっくり返すことができる。

全米雷降協会ライト・トゥ・アーム):

から無限任意銃器を出せる。

ただし、出した銃器と同じ種類の銃器が、無作為に選ばれた他のブクマカの手元にも1つ出現する。

充電強化教会06(チャージチャーチ):

手で触れた者の傷病を回復させる。

自身回復可能だが時間がかかる。

匿名下の11人(イレブンブラウン・チルドレン):

相互テレパシーでの連絡が可能11人で構成される。

1人が死亡しても、11人のうち6人以上が生存している限り、無作為に選ばれた一般人(非ブクマカ)が構成員として定期的に(3時間に1人)補充される。

定期的に漏らす。

増田熊部:

増田11人全員の位置を把握できる。

熊に変身できる。

初期愛魂勢(デフォアイコン):

存在感希薄でその存在認識されにくい。

動植物伽羅愛魂勢(アニマルプランッツ):

アイコン動植物又はキャラ実在人物を含む)を召喚できる。

同時に召喚できるのは1個体だが、それが死亡した場合は、また召喚可能

キャラクターの能力が強すぎる者は誓約と制約が必要

単色愛魂勢(イロモノ):

同色アイコンの者同士はテレパシー意思疎通が可能

また、n人の同色アイコンの者が手を繋ぐとそれぞれの身体能力がn倍になる。

その他大勢ウゾー&ムゾー):

アイコン又はidに由来する何らかの能力を持つ。

強すぎる場合誓約と制約が必要

優勝は?

追記

匿名下の11人》が強すぎたのでナーフ

《俺だ俺だ俺だった》は壁役になれるよ。

サキュバスターゲットにもなれる。

《全米雷降協会》と組めば銃器を独占し得るよ。

《A.Q.M.》は魔物が他のブクマカを倒してくれる可能性や、言うことを聞く魔物が呼べる可能性があるよ。

正常位は人間相手とは書いてないのでサキュバス相手も含まれるよ。

2019-07-15

リズムに乗る休日増田須摩つ時雨ゅ着るのに無ずり(回文

いち、に。いち、に、さん、し。パリ

いち、に。いち、に、さん、し。ポリ

なんの音だか分かるかしら?

正解は8分の6拍子で8分の5チップスを食べている音でした!

おはようございます

そんなわけで私は今東京です。

今日クラシックコンサートを聴きに来たのよ。

オーケストラの気分を盛り上げるためにの8分の6拍子ってわけ。

演者へのお花の手配も先週忘れずにやったし、

また会場にどんな綺麗なお花が届くかもまた楽しみよ!

でも

行きはよいよい、

帰りは無事帰れるかしら?という今から心配をしているのを他所に、

新幹線終電に間に合うようにって祈るわ。

崎陽軒シュウマイ弁当は忘れずに買いたいところよね。

とりあえず、

まだ時間があるので

チェックしておいた富士そばインド飯を食べに行こうと思うのよ。

ちょっとしたグルメ旅も満喫ちゃおうってね。

と言っても新規開拓のお店じゃないか

冒険心がちと足りない気もアンアドベンチャーな感じだけど、

慣れたお店の方がいいじゃない。

時間があったら新規開拓してみるんだけどね、

意外とみっちり予定詰め込んじゃってるので、

美味しかったお店のリピってわけよ。

から時間がなくって、

駅でお土産買えなかったらごめんなさいね

最初に謝っておくわ。

でも朝の早い東京は人が少なくて清々しくて昼間の喧騒とは大違い。

相変わらず皇居の周りはグルグル回ってチーズなっちゃいそうな、

ランニングの人たちで大勢よ!

日比谷公園は朝の朝だというのに、

ポケモンGOの人たちでいっぱいだし、

ランニングの人やポケモンGOの人たちと言えども、

東京でとなると、

なんか密度が違うわね。

そういった人の密度は朝といえども濃い説濃厚だわ。

人が多くならないうちに

遊んでくるわ。

はではで、

逆だったわ!ではでは良い休日を!

アディオスアミーガ

うふふ。


今日朝ご飯

生姜焼き定食から言っちゃいなよYOU!って感じで

思いのほか肉厚な豚肉生姜焼きに舌鼓を打ったところよ!

ポン!ポン!

24時間食堂やってるPAって好きなのよー。

ちょっと古びれてても営業時間はうんと気合入ってるから

朝4時とかでもPA食堂は賑やかよ!

スタミナ定食にしようかと思ったけど、

サラダ味のサラダみたいなノリで

スタミナ定食のスタミナって何よ?と考えてたら生姜焼き定食にしちゃいました。

でもだいたいのスタミナ定食ってそんなパワーつく系な感じじゃないかしら?

デトックスウォーター

今日水筒コールド麦茶ウォーラー入れてきたので偉いでしょ?

旅先でもそういう心は忘れたくないわね!

いつも心にデトックスウォーターを!


すいすいすいようび~

今日も頑張りましょう!

2019-07-12

anond:20190712095954

You属性不明なので完璧には言えないが、セキュリティ系は資格+実務経験必須が多いか資格だけの強さは少ないかも。

JDLAのE検定とるか(Gだけだとたぶんあん意味ない)、資格だけで取ってくれそうなのはORACLE MASTERPlatinumまで行った人かも。

自信あるならORACLEの方がいいけど、金と時間がかかる(順番にとらなきゃならんから)。

2019-07-11

バンドPV

バンド演奏してるだけのPVでいいのない?

といっても大昔の映像じゃなくて、演奏してるのをかっこいい映像で見せてくれるPVが好き。

知らん男女がいちゃついたり別れたり、無駄イメージ映像が入るの嫌い。

ライブ映像もいいけどちょっとちがくて、出来れば一室で演奏して照明や撮影ちゃんとしてるのがいいかな。ライブ特有の照明や撮影も好きだけど。

いくつか例を挙げると

A Skylit Drive/All It Takes For Your Dreams To Come True

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrMLAB-ipuw

Audioslave /Like a Stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA

黒夢/少年

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnHr_44whBE

とか。

多少イメージっぽい映像は入るけど基本的ちゃん演奏してるとこにこだわったPVだと

Jet/Are You Gonna Be My Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0

Korn/Somebody Someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBEE-t-uyI0

とか。

Green Day/American Idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI

ライブも混じってちょっと違うけど

Stone Sour/Gone Sovereign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNrS-GDAEAs

も。

これらのPV監督で探したりもしたけど、当然そういうPVばかりじゃないんだよね。

最近のは全然知らないし、こういうPVもっとないでしょうか。

YOUがCANと思うならDOすればいいじゃない!

さすがに少し盛ってるだろ

2019-07-10

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Privacy Policy

This APP is provided by us at no cost and is intended for use as is.

This page is used to inform app visitors regarding our policies with the collection, use, and disclosure of Personal Information if anyone decided to use our App.

If you choose to use our App, then you agree to the collection and use of information in relation to this policy.

Information Collection and Use

When using the APP, it only collects anonymous usage information to operate, improve and personalize the products. The APP does not collect any Personally Identifiable Information (PII) about you, nor does it match collected anonymous usage data with any 3rd party PII information.

Log Data

We want to inform you that whenever you use our App, in a case of an error in the app we collect data and information (through third party products) on your phone called Log Data. This Log Data may include information such as your device Internet Protocol (“IP”) address, device name, operating system version, the configuration of the app when utilizing our App, the time and date of your use of the App, and other statistics. If you use our app to read or post information on our app, we don't collect any information about your identity. If you identify yourself by sending us an e-mail containing personal information, then the information collected will be solely used to respond to your message. In addition to other information described in this policy, we may collect and share precise location information including the presence of connected devices via bluetooth, through methods such as partner mobile “SDKs”. This information may be used by itself, aggregated, or combined with mobile identifiers (such as IDFAs and Android IDs), and shared with other parties, for purposes related to advertising, attribution (e.g., measuring ad performance), analytics and research. You can remove your consent to having your location data collected by changing the settings on your device (but certain services may lose functionality as a result). You can also control options through your device’s opt-out settings which will: (i) tell advertisers to not use your in-app information from that device to gather information about your interests to target interest-based ads and (ii) inform some partners to halt further data collection and sharing from that device.

Service Providers

We may employ third-party companies and individuals due to the following reasons:

To facilitate our App;

To provide the App on our behalf;

To perform App-related services; or

To assist us in analyzing how our App is used.

We want to inform users of this App that these third parties have access to your Personal Information. The reason is to perform the tasks assigned to them on our behalf. However, they are obligated not to disclose or use the information for any other purpose.

Security

We value your trust in providing us your Personal Information, thus we are striving to use commercially acceptable means of protecting it. But remember that no method of transmission over the internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure and reliable, and we cannot guarantee its absolute security.

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Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update our Privacy Policy from time to time. Thus, you are advised to review this page periodically for any changes. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page. These changes are effective immediately after they are posted on this page.

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2019-07-09

You're埋葬!葬!

いつもすぐ葬場にある

幽霊いないよ 誰も釈迦信じない

寺中ハゲを集めて 掘り起こせ

魂 魂 憑依

2019-07-07

日本人英語で話してるときの「ワーク」はどう聞き取る?

自分日本人から日本語英語聞き取れるんだけど、I ワーク in the ~と出てきたとき判断できなかった。

外国人もいる場だったからDo you mean "work" or "walk"? と聞いてみたら「ワーク!!!」ってキレ気味に返されたわけよ(Which do you mean~としてなかった俺もアレ)。

英語話してるときにワークってはっきり言われるとwalkかなって思うだろ?

でもその後の文脈だと結局workだったらしい。

日本語でお願いできますかってのも失礼な話だし、日本語英語を聞き取れなかったときどうフォローするのがいいんだろう。

2019-07-06

ガメ・オベール氏、英国人から偽者呼ばわりされる

I think you ARE Japanese. あなた英語は変ですね。私はイギリス人ですので分かりますよ。

https://twitter.com/goodoldcatchy/status/1031170233195589633

なお、英国人には言い返せない模様。

2019-07-05

anond:20190705100805

UNCHAINいいぜ。

0.0025(曲名から既に)

「真夜中のサイエンス希望」とか、

inside-out(曲名から既に)

You can fly, Tonight, I'll make you cum」他にも多数。

anond:20190705125105

やっぱり「You、***しちゃいなYO!!」が素敵だと思います

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