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はてなキーワード: ASSHOLEとは
ビルド エンジニアが別の会社に移った。奴は文字通りターミナルの中に住んでいた。
Vim を愛し、 Dotで図を作成し、Markdown で wiki の投稿を書くようなタイプの奴だ。
奴は90 秒以上の時間がかかる場合はなんでも自動化するスクリプトを作成する。
直訳版
A long time ago, in a certain country, there was a bastard named Cinderella. The reason why she is called Cinderella is because she sprinkled her own ashes on her own head at her mother's funeral, which led to her being called the ash-coverer, which is why her real name is Cinderella. I lost
The husband who lost his wife was also a bastard, and the day after the funeral he cheated on a woman three years younger than him, had sex with her, and even got married.
I have decided. Then, to her Cinderella
She now has an older sister and a younger sister who are not related by blood.
Her sister was a bitch too, she came to Cinderella's house
After a few days, she thought, ``Wouldn't it be more convenient to have an outbuilding?'' and cut down Cinderella's mother's grave in her garden and the hundreds of years old tree that was next to her grave, and built an outbuilding. We forced construction.
One day, the bastard's family receives news of a ball from the castle. But before Cinderella could read it, her sister broke the news and said, ``There's no way you can go.'' Cinderella didn't seem to have any intention of going either, saying, ``I had no intention of going in the first place.I'd rather go to hell.''
Then, on the day her mother was admitted to the hospital to give birth, her sister went to the ball. In the garden, the construction of an outbuilding was progressing as usual.
“Let’s light a fire here and make a bonfire.”
She thought about that, but Cinderella stopped her. Suddenly, a witch appeared
``Cinderella, why aren't you going to the ball?'' asked the witch.
"What's the point of telling Teme?"
Cinderella returned with an ax in her hand
Then, for some reason, Cinderella was wrapped in a jewel-like dress.
"If you don't go to the ball, that dress will kill you. Now go."
Cinderella doesn't want to die in a place like this, so she reluctantly decides to go to the castle.
In the castle, some asshole like her sister was looking for a one-night stand and was dancing wildly. No one really praised others, and in their hearts they all seemed to think that they were the center of the world.
Cinderella didn't dance, but killed her time by smoking a cigarette at the end of her room. There, she was approached by a man wearing formal clothes that were flashier and more expensive than anyone else, and said to her, ``Miss, won't you dance?''
She is Cinderella with a cigarette in her mouth
She said, ``I only dance with the Grim Reaper and bad luck.''
she answered. For some reason, the man fell in love with her at first sight, and she said, ``Let's have some fun in the other room.Here, come.'' She tried to force Cinderella to take her to another room in the castle. However, Cinderella pressed the cigarette she was holding into her hand.
"Her hand slipped," she laughed.
When she pressed the cigarette, the sound in her voice was so pitiful that no one tried to get close to him or dance with him. Of course, no one even knows that such a pitiful man is the prince who owns this castle.
Eventually, she had enough, Cinderella threw her shoes on her stairs and went back to her house in her bare feet. Her shoes were made of glass, so they shattered into pieces.
The next day, while her servant was cleaning the castle, she found one shoe on the stairs. Obviously thinking this was strange, she secretly examined her shoes and discovered that they had been smeared with a deadly amount of poison.
Rumors spread within the castle that this must be an attempt to kill the prince, and soon a large-scale investigation was conducted. Even though it's a survey, it's simple.
The idea was to create a replica of a shoe and imprison the person who matched it perfectly as a suspect.
And one after another, people were imprisoned just because of their size. Some of them had not been to the ball, but they thought it must be a lie and were forcibly taken away.
Eventually, an investigation came to Cinderella's house. That's when we all looked at her mother and child after she was discharged from the hospital, and of course her sister didn't fit.
So all that was left was Cinderella. Then, her sister said to Cinderella, ``Hell suits you better than this world.''
She was of course the perfect size for Cinderella.
However, she protested her innocence, saying that I hadn't gone to the ball and there was no dress anywhere in the house to prove it.
However, the prince showed him an empty pack of cigarettes that had been discarded in a trash can and said, ``This is the same brand that the criminal was smoking that time.Why?''
I unbuttoned all the buttons on her jacket.
She said, ``After all, I feel like dancing with the Grim Reaper. Right, little prince?'' she said.
By the time the princes realized it, it was already too late.
The grenade that fell at his feet blew up Cinderella and the prince.
The time was around noon. Bells rang throughout the city and residents prayed for lunch.
The flying fragments of the shoe became a weapon, a sad fragment that could only hurt someone, and no one could imagine its original form.
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子どものころから疑問に思っていた。どうしてローマ人の名前にはアヌスがつくのだろう、と。
大人になってから、ラテン語の男性名詞の語尾は-usで終わるので、必然的に男性の名前がなんとかアヌスになりやすいと知ったのだけれど、それでも疑問に思った。ローマ帝国の子供たちは、人の名前にアヌスがついているのを見て「肛門だ！ 肛門だ！」とゲラゲラ笑ったりしなかったのだろうか。子供が下ネタを好むのは世界的な現象であり、ローマ帝国がその例外であったとはとても考えられない。男子小学生だったころなら、「運賃」「チンパンジー」という言葉だけで小一時間笑うことができたのだから。
そこで調べてみると意外な事実に突き当たった。ラテン語で肛門は「アヌス」ではない。「アーヌス」なのだ。ラテン語では短母音と長母音を明確に区別する。「アヌス」では単に年齢を重ねた女性を指すに過ぎないのである。
さらに、もう一つ驚いたことがある。「アーヌス」はもともと「輪」という意味しかない。「肛門」の意味は派生的らしい。意外だったが、確かに納得できる。人体の細かい解剖学的な部位を、たった四文字の名詞で表すほうが意外だ。「尻」と「穴」をあらわす単語を組み合わせれば事が済むのだから。日本語でも「尻の穴」、方言も含めれば「ケツメド」と呼ぶし、英語でも「asshole」だ。実は、肛門を名詞の組み合わせではなく、一つの単語で表していたのは、ローマ帝国の解剖学の水準が高かったからではないかと思っていた。つまり、高度な文明ほど語彙が豊かで、肛門を複合語ではなく単語で表すのではないか、という仮説を立てていたのだが、それはどうも違うらしい。
そういうわけで、ローマ皇帝ヌメリアヌスの肛門は「アーヌス」ということになる。それでも、ローマの子供たちは笑っていたかもしれない。なんたって「賃金」という言葉で笑える年頃なのだもの。
村上春樹の『色彩を持たない〜』より。本編は読んでないんだけどこの本を罵倒しまくってるAmazonレビューが話題になってたことがあって、その中であげつらわれていたセリフ。キモすぎる
映画『グッドウィル・ハンティング』でブチ切れた主人公(マット・デイモン)が叫ぶセリフ。Don’t bullshit meって二回小さめに言ったあとでかい声でファッキン付きがくるのでポップステップジャンプ的な気持ち良さがある。bullshitに動詞の用法があるというのを知れたという点でも思い出深い名台詞。
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Soul of the mind, the key to life’s ether. Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel.
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映画『おくりびと』で葬儀社の社長がフグの白子を食いながらいうセリフ。異常にうまそうなのと植物園みたいな部屋の内装、七輪の雰囲気などが相まってマジでいいシーンなんすよ……
