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2024-02-21

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A long time ago, in a certain country, there was a bastard named Cinderella. The reason why she is called Cinderella is because she sprinkled her own ashes on her own head at her mother's funeral, which led to her being called the ash-coverer, which is why her real name is Cinderella. I lost

The husband who lost his wife was also a bastard, and the day after the funeral he cheated on a woman three years younger than him, had sex with her, and even got married.

I have decided. Then, to her Cinderella

She now has an older sister and a younger sister who are not related by blood.

Her sister was a bitch too, she came to Cinderella's house

After a few days, she thought, ``Wouldn't it be more convenient to have an outbuilding?'' and cut down Cinderella's mother's grave in her garden and the hundreds of years old tree that was next to her grave, and built an outbuilding. We forced construction.

One day, the bastard's family receives news of a ball from the castle. But before Cinderella could read it, her sister broke the news and said, ``There's no way you can go.'' Cinderella didn't seem to have any intention of going either, saying, ``I had no intention of going in the first place.I'd rather go to hell.''

Then, on the day her mother was admitted to the hospital to give birth, her sister went to the ball. In the garden, the construction of an outbuilding was progressing as usual.

Let’s light a fire here and make a bonfire.”

She thought about that, but Cinderella stopped her. Suddenly, a witch appeared

``Cinderella, why aren't you going to the ball?'' asked the witch.

"What's the point of telling Teme?"

Cinderella returned with an ax in her hand

Then, for some reason, Cinderella was wrapped in a jewel-like dress.

"If you don't go to the ball, that dress will kill you. Now go."

Cinderella doesn't want to die in a place like this, so she reluctantly decides to go to the castle.

In the castle, some asshole like her sister was looking for a one-night stand and was dancing wildly. No one really praised others, and in their hearts they all seemed to think that they were the center of the world.

Cinderella didn't dance, but killed her time by smoking a cigarette at the end of her room. There, she was approached by a man wearing formal clothes that were flashier and more expensive than anyone else, and said to her, ``Miss, won't you dance?''

She is Cinderella with a cigarette in her mouth

She said, ``I only dance with the Grim Reaper and bad luck.''

she answered. For some reason, the man fell in love with her at first sight, and she said, ``Let's have some fun in the other room.Here, come.'' She tried to force Cinderella to take her to another room in the castle. However, Cinderella pressed the cigarette she was holding into her hand.

"Her hand slipped," she laughed.

When she pressed the cigarette, the sound in her voice was so pitiful that no one tried to get close to him or dance with him. Of course, no one even knows that such a pitiful man is the prince who owns this castle.

Eventually, she had enough, Cinderella threw her shoes on her stairs and went back to her house in her bare feet. Her shoes were made of glass, so they shattered into pieces.

The next day, while her servant was cleaning the castle, she found one shoe on the stairs. Obviously thinking this was strange, she secretly examined her shoes and discovered that they had been smeared with a deadly amount of poison.

Rumors spread within the castle that this must be an attempt to kill the prince, and soon a large-scale investigation was conducted. Even though it's a survey, it's simple.

The idea was to create a replica of a shoe and imprison the person who matched it perfectly as a suspect.

And one after another, people were imprisoned just because of their size. Some of them had not been to the ball, but they thought it must be a lie and were forcibly taken away.

Eventually, an investigation came to Cinderella's house. That's when we all looked at her mother and child after she was discharged from the hospital, and of course her sister didn't fit.

So all that was left was Cinderella. Then, her sister said to Cinderella, ``Hell suits you better than this world.''

She was of course the perfect size for Cinderella.

However, she protested her innocence, saying that I hadn't gone to the ball and there was no dress anywhere in the house to prove it.

However, the prince showed him an empty pack of cigarettes that had been discarded in a trash can and said, ``This is the same brand that the criminal was smoking that time.Why?''

Then Cinderella grinned and

I unbuttoned all the buttons on her jacket.

She said, ``After all, I feel like dancing with the Grim Reaper. Right, little prince?'' she said.

By the time the princes realized it, it was already too late.

The grenade that fell at his feet blew up Cinderella and the prince.

The time was around noon. Bells rang throughout the city and residents prayed for lunch.

The flying fragments of the shoe became a weapon, a sad fragment that could only hurt someone, and no one could imagine its original form.

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2024-01-20

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にんじんしりしりほうれい🥕と戦う戦士

@しりしりOK2

ほんこれ🍣お客様神様だなんてさらさら思ってないけど、たっかい金先で店周りの気を使うのにもしんどい。と話したいこともろくに話さない。もて去ってるんじゃなくてこっちがおだてに行ってる気がある。

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@moja99758134

15時間

高級寿司大将は難しい人が多いから…。予約の取れない高級寿司って大将価値観に従えてのが暗黙の了解(店のルール)みたいなとこあって、嫌なら来るようになる感じそれでね。ワイが大衆寿司の方が気楽で好きってのも、そういう理由twitter.com/totonoijinsei/…

12:59 AM · 2024 年 1 月 20

選手の妻🗼

@kintamabiyon

おじさんクソリプ禁止

https://archive.is/ObFxC#selection-283.0-725.3

https://twitter.com/ShiriShiriOK2/status/1748510533605822596

高級料理店で食事するも残念な気持ちで帰った被害者の会さんがリポスト

plum⚡️poison

@plumpoisonxxx

行かなくていいんじゃナイン

鮨よ◯田

鮨◯月

す◯弥

鮨よし◯け

鮨薪◯

SATブリアン系

静◯苑

う◯みつ・けん◯ろう系

お◯乃神谷町

ア・◯ュ

殿堂入り

秦野◯しき

鳥さわ2◯

ble◯s

銀座セ◯パン

午後10:33 · 2023年12月26日

https://twitter.com/plumpoisonxxx/status/1739640582447010083

https://archive.is/HitRE

2023-09-16

反町隆史の「POISON」を25年間勘違いしてた

反町隆史POISONには副題がある。

俺はずっと

POISON〜言いたいことも言えないこんな世の中じゃ〜』

だと思ってたんだけど、違った。

本当は

POISON〜言いたいことも言えないこんな世の中〜』

「は」だったんだ。

歌詞は「言いたいことも言えないこんな世の中じゃ〜」なので、副題もそれだと思ってた

みんなも勘違いしてたら直しておこうね

2023-09-15

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

2023-09-02

anond:20230902163730

言いたいことも言えないそんな自家中毒に、poison的な何かを引っ掛けて上手いことを言おうと思ったんだけども、自家中毒って英語だとautointoxicationだからpoison入ってないんだな。

2023-08-27

「MINAMTA」みたいに「SYORISUI」になりそう

前科があるんすよね結局のところ。

世間の目が冷たいのは当然ですよ。

多分日本人の多くはこの辺ちゃん理解してない。

他国人間に「70年も前の出来事」という言い訳通用すると思ってる。

んなわけない。

別の国から見たら「そういう国民性」だから

大日本帝国時代にやったことならまだしも、戦後10年経ってのやらかしから「今の日本国のやり方」だと思われてるよ。

日本人毛沢東イメージ中国を語るのと同じように、他の国は「MINAMATAの国が今度はnucleaでpollutionしたらしいデース。SASIMIはpoisonデース」と考えてるからマジでな。

2023-06-27

ドラマ主題歌ドラマの主演の役者が歌うの、いいよね?

最近あんまり見かけないけど、あれ、いいよね

とりあえずワイが好きな3大・ドラマ主題歌を主演の役者が歌うやつを発表するね


ドラマGTO

主題歌反町隆史POISON


ドラマ愛をください

主題歌菅野美穂ZOO愛をください〜」


ドラマお金がない!

主題歌織田裕二OVER THE TROUBLE」


みんなの好きなやつも教えてね👊

2023-02-08

ちくわゴボウも刺せないこんな世の中じゃPOISON……

2023-01-31

中学生の時男女グループカラオケにいって

布袋POISON入れたらカラオケビデオがなんかエロい感じの奴で微妙空気になってワイは死んだ

2022-12-20

反ワクとは、反町隆史クワディナーショーのことです

演目

POISONを歌うと赤ちゃんが泣き止むのを生歌で実証

水谷豊友情出演相棒再現

松嶋菜々子GTO再現ドラマ

松嶋菜々子家政婦のミタも実演

ディナーショー食事は本人CMでお馴染みジャワカレー

竹野内豊広末涼子が出演、ビーチボーイズ再現

・そのままフォーエバーを歌いエンド

アンコール2023年ドラマスタンドUPスタート」の裏話を披露

見送りは全出演者が手を振ってくれる

・A席が10万、S席が30万、SS席が100万円

2022-12-10

トラバが伸びてもブクマがつかないこんな世の中じゃ

Poison

2022-11-30

1998年POISON ~言いたい事も言えないこんな世の中は~」が発売される

当時の閉塞感溢れる世相を表現した名曲とされるが

それから24年、当時の人たちが現代を見たら泡吹いてぶっ倒れそう

 

ちなみに同曲は大ヒットを飛ばしたが

同年に「和歌山毒物カレー事件」があったため「POISON」は不謹慎ではということで

反町隆史紅白歌合戦には選出されなかった

まさに、である

 

泣いている赤ちゃんイントロから聞かせると泣き止むらしい

2022-10-07

ひろゆき氏の座り込みツイートの件、ほんとに日本の縮図でおもしろ

前置き

自分ひろゆきファンでもないし、沖縄基地に対して賛成も反対もしていない。無関心だとおもう。

座り込み」の意味

自分は、ずっと座り込んでいると思ってたよ。素直に「あ、違うんだ。」と思った。

論点ずらし

今回に関しては、「沖縄基地問題がー」「嘲笑されたー」とかひろゆきツイートに嚙みついている人が「論点をずらしている」

基地に賛成とか反対とか、活動している人の思いとか歴史とか、そんなこと何も触れていないのに、どんどん論点ずらして噛みついている。こわいね

けっきょくのところ

自分実名ツイートでこれ言ったらめんどくさそうだなーと思って、ここに書いている。

そうやって、自由だったネットは「思ったこと言えない」場になっていく。

この雰囲気こそが「日本の縮図」だなーとしみじみ。

そんな時代からひろゆき氏みたいな「言いたいこと言っちゃう人」の再生数が伸びるし、みんな共感する。

そんな時代戦略として、ちょっと失礼な言い方でも、こうやって「沖縄基地問題」に目をむけさせたひろゆき氏は、座り込みしているひとより、よほど効果的に世論を動かすきっかけを作れる。

いやー、言いたい事も言えないこんな世の中じゃ POISON!って感じだな。

ググったら、作詞反町隆史なのか、かっこいいこと言うよな。

2022-06-07

あーくそため息止まらねー

まじで一生ため息ついている

この世はクソしかいね

世界の全てが憎い

出歩く体力も無いくせに出歩いて見知らぬ人の家の外階段で休憩してるような高齢者ババア医療費のために今日から新卒で働くはつらつとした営業マン給料が2/3になってしまうこんな世の中はpoisonじゃないかいどうなんだい

全てが憎い憎い憎い

でも会社のために一生懸命に働くおっさんちゃんといて

俺は彼らのそういう献身さに救われる時があるんだ

いつもありがとな

年収450万ぐらいしか払えなくてごめん

仕事しないで金だけ持っていく社長が死んだらおめーらの給料必ず上げる

でも何年先になるかわかんねー!!!

未来が見えない希望が見えない

障害者手帳持ってて一生ニート覚悟を決めた弟の面倒は誰が見るのか

父母弟、3人の介護を一人で背負う未来はやってくるのか

早く安楽死したい

65歳くらいで

2021-11-13

Sonny Chiba The Bodyguard

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

2021-10-04

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なんで自分で調べないの。

他力本願ばかりのこんな世の中じゃPOISON

2021-07-15

オリパラ音楽担当になった小山田圭吾の悪評をreddit投稿しようと考えてる。

このグーグル翻訳を駆使した英文大丈夫か教えてほしい。

増田仕様のせいで空行が入らないので読みにくいかも)

追記:ブコメですでに記事があるという指摘があったので、いまさら投稿しなくてもいいか

なにかに流用したい人がいるかわからんが好きに使ってくれていい。

A creative member of the Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony music was found to have been a fierce bullying assailant in the past.

Keigo Oyamada (born 1969) became a creative member of the Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony music.

In an interview with a music magazine in the 1990s, He talked about being a perpetrator of bullying as if it were a funny thing.

Interview in the January 1994 issue of the music magazine "Rockin' On Japan 20,000-word interview with Keigo Oyamada"

"Also, the bullying was really bad at my school."

 But you said you were the bully.

"Yeah. I bullied him. When I think about it now, it was really awful. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize (laughs) because I've been bullying him pretty hard."

 Did you do something that bad?

"Yes. Yes, it's against the rules of humanity. I would strip them completely naked, wrap a string around them, and make them masturbate. They feed you shit. And backdropping him after he ate shit."

The school he attended was a combination of primary, secondary, high school and university.

The school offers "joint education" where normal children and disabled children are placed in the same class.

A writer who read this interview planned a dialogue between the "bully" and the "bullied", but it did not happen.

It became a personal interview with Keigo Oyamada.

There was a guy named Sawada. He was a very epoch-making guy, and he came to the school when I was in the second grade. It was a shock to the whole school (laughs). When he moved to a new school and introduced himself, he would suddenly say (in a tone that sounded like he had a speech impediment), "I'm Sawada. It's like, "Wow, that's great! Then, on the first day at the new school, I took a dump. It's a felony for elementary school students to take a dump at school, isn't it?

There was a cardboard box or something like that, and I put Sawada in it, tied it all up with duct tape, made air holes in it (laughs), and said, "Hey, Sawada, are you okay? (laughs) Then, with a chalkboard eraser or something, I slapped it around and said, "Poison gas attack! (laughs) Then, I took a blackboard eraser and said, "Poison gas attack! ...? He said something really interesting. I don't know what it was, but he said something like "Mommy" or something like that (laughs), and everyone burst out laughing.

When it comes to his jersey, everyone takes it off, but it's nothing for him to take his dick out, so he just walks around with it out. But he's got a big dick, and it's been that way since elementary school, but in high school it got even bigger (laughs). (laughs) The girls would react to it, so we would take it off on purpose and have him walk down the hallway.

2021-06-24

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♪(*´○`)o¶~~♪言いたい事も言えないこんな世の中じゃ POISON

2020-09-20

「話が長い。言い訳はいいから、結論から言って」とか言われたら、もう秒速アウトプットの話するしかなくなるじゃないですか!

前戯なんていらない!

もう、全世界出会って3秒で合体?挿入?グランナイツ諸君!合神せよ!エルゴフォーム!じゃないですか!

そんな人生でいいんですか?!

ロートークもないんですか?!

私はここに新自由主義的な合理化を感じずにはいられない。

セックスもブルシット・ジョブと化した現代社会

言いたいことも言えないこんな世の中じゃ。

そもそもPoisonと言われたら、自分反町よりバンド自身Alice Cooperなわけです。

LUNA SEAだって、End of 早漏なわけです。

あ、LUNA SEAも好きです。

2020-03-26

anond:20200326081249

POISON~言いたい事も言えないこんな世の中は~ 反町隆史

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