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2024-02-21

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A long time ago, in a certain country, there was a bastard named Cinderella. The reason why she is called Cinderella is because she sprinkled her own ashes on her own head at her mother's funeral, which led to her being called the ash-coverer, which is why her real name is Cinderella. I lost

The husband who lost his wife was also a bastard, and the day after the funeral he cheated on a woman three years younger than him, had sex with her, and even got married.

I have decided. Then, to her Cinderella

She now has an older sister and a younger sister who are not related by blood.

Her sister was a bitch too, she came to Cinderella's house

After a few days, she thought, ``Wouldn't it be more convenient to have an outbuilding?'' and cut down Cinderella's mother's grave in her garden and the hundreds of years old tree that was next to her grave, and built an outbuilding. We forced construction.

One day, the bastard's family receives news of a ball from the castle. But before Cinderella could read it, her sister broke the news and said, ``There's no way you can go.'' Cinderella didn't seem to have any intention of going either, saying, ``I had no intention of going in the first place.I'd rather go to hell.''

Then, on the day her mother was admitted to the hospital to give birth, her sister went to the ball. In the garden, the construction of an outbuilding was progressing as usual.

Let’s light a fire here and make a bonfire.”

She thought about that, but Cinderella stopped her. Suddenly, a witch appeared

``Cinderella, why aren't you going to the ball?'' asked the witch.

"What's the point of telling Teme?"

Cinderella returned with an ax in her hand

Then, for some reason, Cinderella was wrapped in a jewel-like dress.

"If you don't go to the ball, that dress will kill you. Now go."

Cinderella doesn't want to die in a place like this, so she reluctantly decides to go to the castle.

In the castle, some asshole like her sister was looking for a one-night stand and was dancing wildly. No one really praised others, and in their hearts they all seemed to think that they were the center of the world.

Cinderella didn't dance, but killed her time by smoking a cigarette at the end of her room. There, she was approached by a man wearing formal clothes that were flashier and more expensive than anyone else, and said to her, ``Miss, won't you dance?''

She is Cinderella with a cigarette in her mouth

She said, ``I only dance with the Grim Reaper and bad luck.''

she answered. For some reason, the man fell in love with her at first sight, and she said, ``Let's have some fun in the other room.Here, come.'' She tried to force Cinderella to take her to another room in the castle. However, Cinderella pressed the cigarette she was holding into her hand.

"Her hand slipped," she laughed.

When she pressed the cigarette, the sound in her voice was so pitiful that no one tried to get close to him or dance with him. Of course, no one even knows that such a pitiful man is the prince who owns this castle.

Eventually, she had enough, Cinderella threw her shoes on her stairs and went back to her house in her bare feet. Her shoes were made of glass, so they shattered into pieces.

The next day, while her servant was cleaning the castle, she found one shoe on the stairs. Obviously thinking this was strange, she secretly examined her shoes and discovered that they had been smeared with a deadly amount of poison.

Rumors spread within the castle that this must be an attempt to kill the prince, and soon a large-scale investigation was conducted. Even though it's a survey, it's simple.

The idea was to create a replica of a shoe and imprison the person who matched it perfectly as a suspect.

And one after another, people were imprisoned just because of their size. Some of them had not been to the ball, but they thought it must be a lie and were forcibly taken away.

Eventually, an investigation came to Cinderella's house. That's when we all looked at her mother and child after she was discharged from the hospital, and of course her sister didn't fit.

So all that was left was Cinderella. Then, her sister said to Cinderella, ``Hell suits you better than this world.''

She was of course the perfect size for Cinderella.

However, she protested her innocence, saying that I hadn't gone to the ball and there was no dress anywhere in the house to prove it.

However, the prince showed him an empty pack of cigarettes that had been discarded in a trash can and said, ``This is the same brand that the criminal was smoking that time.Why?''

Then Cinderella grinned and

I unbuttoned all the buttons on her jacket.

She said, ``After all, I feel like dancing with the Grim Reaper. Right, little prince?'' she said.

By the time the princes realized it, it was already too late.

The grenade that fell at his feet blew up Cinderella and the prince.

The time was around noon. Bells rang throughout the city and residents prayed for lunch.

The flying fragments of the shoe became a weapon, a sad fragment that could only hurt someone, and no one could imagine its original form.

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anond:20240221004441

搾精系のSEXに入っちゃう向上心無ければそこにチンポインされて抜けらんなくなっちゃうんだよな

そうじゃない女に入れば仕事が好きならチンポアップできるけど

5年前は未経験で入れるのは搾精系のSEXだけだったからその判断は正しかったし、

「NS系は腐マン警鐘を鳴らしてくれた先人の言ってることは半分正しかったと思うよ。

2024-02-18

潔癖症は男女問わずSEXって汚いと思わないものなの?

その理由処女童貞言及したのをみたことがないな。

2024-02-17

アンダーヘアーが生えている人に出会うのが難しくなっているのか

自分は男で好みの問題として女性のアンダーヘアーが大好きなのだが、ここ最近は実SexでもAVでもアンダーヘアー生えている人に巡り合う率が目に見えて減ってきている。

アンダーヘアー生えている女性に確実に会いたいとなったら、もう女子高生ぐらいしかいないのか。(これも脱毛もっと普及したらなぁ)

2024-02-16

日中二次元女の子SEXすること考えてて仕事が進まない

今日だけで喜多郁代ちゃんと100回はヤった

何かズボンがずっとイカ臭い気がする

長々とラブコメやったあとにちゃんSEXするっていうのは印象いい

読み始めようかな

anond:20240216121918

横だが

「男の家に泊まったならSEXを求められるのは当然」

とか

ホテルで同じ部屋に入ったらヤルのが当たり前」

みたいな主張が盛り上がったときにも

「何いってんの?異性の友達かいないタイプ?」

って煽る役目をやってくれないか

頼む

2024-02-14

anond:20240213115338

ATM増田、お疲れさま。

こういう勘違いATM搾取して、婚外生SEXで年下イケメンの子を託卵するのが最近流行りだよね。

でも、800万だとATMの性能が低すぎるので、もっとハードワークで死ぬまで頑張って欲しい。

もちろん生命保険も入ってるよね?

ホテルに行こう=SEXしようという意味だと主張するのであれば

ホテルに行く=SEXするが成立する

 

しかし、

ホテルに行く≠SEXするが成立するのであれば

ホテルに行こう≠SEXしようも同様に成立する

 

まり、どういうことだ?

2024-02-13

子供赤ん坊のうちから目の前で母親が絶叫乱交SEXしまくったら

の子供がメンタルヘルス患う原因になるのか?

行為意味など知らないうちから日常的に目の前でやる場合でも?

anond:20240213112629

男にとって交友関係を広げることとSEX相手を探すことの区別がついていないことがわかったよ

2024-02-12

男「超絶美人と一晩限りでSEXできた!最高の思い出をありがとう!!!

女「超絶イケメンにヤリ捨てされた!!!ツラすぎる!!!酷い思い出になった!!!

ヤレたんならいいだろ……

anond:20240212121922

これ、おきさやか引用してるのも論文じゃなくてライターエッセイだったってオチだろ

NatureNatureって学部生かよ…

https://twitter.com/okisayaka/status/1660201263613751297

https://twitter.com/itagaki_lunedi/status/1660233340941910016

例えば孫がいる70歳男性子宮が見つかったと。これは抗ミュラーホルモン胎児のころ分泌されなかっただけで、間違いなく男です。別に男女の境界あいまいな例ではないです。エインズワースの主張する他の例もこの記事でうまく反論されてます

https://www.theparadoxinstitute.com/read/a-response-to-natures-sex-redefined

https://twitter.com/tarunynorzo/status/1660420812661477376

昨年も沖さやか先生が、これを持ち出した時にツイートしたが、このNature誌にSex Redifinedを書いた本人が、「性別は二つではないという意味はない」とハッキリ述べているんだが。デマ飛ばしていないで学習しろや。

受付の子彼氏同棲を始めたんだけど

野獣のようなSEXして彼氏のちんぽ咥えた口で来客対応してるかと思うと勃起する

2024-02-11

NTR作品では女の心堕ちはマスト。女のほうが罪悪感覚えながらSEXとか悪い冗談

女「(いけないことなのに!!いけないことなのに!!…………あなたごめんなさい、気持ちいいの…………)」

こういう古臭くてダサいのもうやめよう。

SEX中に彼氏or旦那悪口言うとか、間男と一緒に軽侮するとかは大幅な加点要素。

寝取られる女の心は下品で嘘汚れてないと抜けない。

2024-02-09

anond:20240209152035

39歳の駆け込み種付けsex遺伝疾患リスクが大きいし物語としてもあん面白味がない。

28歳にしろ

2024-02-07

SEX上納システムは、ありまぁす!

ありまぁす

anond:20240205021246

本気で好きでもないのにsexするんやね。

2024-02-04

anond:20240203195212

中田氏子づくりSEXは、毎日お互い裸で過ごして、ヤりたくなったらマンコ舐め舐めして膣奥ついて子宮にドバド精子を注ぎ込みたい。

2024-02-03

昔のロック

Sex, Drug, and Rock’n Rollという言葉を50代の上司から教えてもらった。どういう意味なのかよくわからなかったので、勤労・教育納税みたいなやつですかって言ったら笑ってくれた。

1960年代あたりの言葉だろうから自分だって当事者じゃないけど、と上司は断りつつ、でも90年代前半くらいまではロックに少しはそういう空気も残っていたかなって。

上司最近音楽ちゃんと聴いてる人なので普通に話しできるんだけど、60年代ロックについては自分が疎すぎてあまり通じない。ストーンズヴェルヴェット・アンダーグラウンドは好きだけれど、ドアーズジミヘンジャニスの良さが本当にわからなくて。Sex, Drug, and Rock’n Rollというフレーズになんぞそれとピンとこないというのもそこかなと思った。

2024-02-01

anond:20240201093333

元増田が「SEXのために付き合って」って言えば良かったんじゃん。

anond:20240131205130

後輩に女をあてがってもらわないとSEXできないおじいちゃん👴

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