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はてなキーワード: kappaとは
Once upon a time, in a land not so far from the bustling markets of modernity, there was a peculiar tale of a man named Kandata. This man, notorious for his misdeeds, found himself in a rather sticky situation, quite literally, in the depths of hell. Now, this isn't your everyday hell; this was a special one, where instead of fire and brimstone, there were pools of soy sauce and mountains of grated daikon radish.
One fine day, or as fine as it could be in such a place, Kandata noticed a glistening strand descending from the heavens. It was not the usual spider's silk but a strand of the finest Ibo-no-ito, the legendary noodles known for their delicate and refined texture. The gods, it seemed, had decided to give Kandata a chance at redemption, for even they could not resist the charm of these exquisite noodles.
Kandata, with hope in his heart and a growling stomach, began his ascent, climbing up the noodle. He climbed past the mountains of tempura, dodged the flying chopsticks, and even made a brief stop at the plateau of pickled ginger. As he climbed, he couldn't help but marvel at the noodle's resilience; it was, after all, the premium stuff, not your run-of-the-mill supermarket soba.
But alas, the tale takes a turn, as tales often do. For Kandata was not alone in his noodly escape.
Below him, a horde of other sinners had caught sight of the noodle and, driven by their own hunger, started to climb after him. Panic set in, for if there's one thing worse than being in noodle hell, it's having to share your noodle out of it.
In a fit of selfishness that would make even a kappa blush, Kandata bellowed, "This Ibo-no-ito is mine! Who told you lot you could climb it? Scram! Get off! This is a one-man noodle!" And just like that, the noodle snapped, not because of the weight, but because of the sheer audacity of trying to hoard something as communal as noodles.
Down went Kandata, back into the soy sauce pool, as the noodle retracted back into the heavens, leaving behind a scent of wheat and regret. The moral of the story? Never get between a man and his noodles, and more importantly, never underestimate the power of sharing... especially when it comes to Ibo-no-ito. For in the end, it's not just about the climb; it's about the company you share your noodles with.
And so, the legend of Kandata and the Ibo-no-ito lives on, a cautionary tale whispered across dinner tables, reminding us all that sometimes, the path to salvation is best traveled with a little bit of company and a lot of noodles.
大統一の鍵となる粒子が超対称性粒子。多くの研究者がその存在を信じている。
マスメディアではなぜかダークマターと呼ばれる事が多い。（確かに候補の一つではあるが誤解を招きそうだ）
2015年からLHCのエネルギーを13TeVに上げて探索を開始した。
果たして僕らは世紀の瞬間に立ち会えるのだろうか？
Today’s the day! LHC physics planned to begin at a new energy frontier #13TeV! Read more: http://t.co/Zko4yfjD2R pic.twitter.com/A3qvyFV18O— CERN (@CERN) 2015, 6月 3
この世界は「高次元に埋め込まれた3+1次元の膜」であるとする宇宙モデル。
重力が他の力と比べて異常に弱い理由をうまく説明する。LHCにて検証実験中。
モデルによると従来考えられていたよりも低いエネルギーでマイクロブラックホールが生成できるとしている。（が、LHCで届くかは正直かなり微妙。）
一部メディアが「LHCでブラックホール！世界滅亡！」と報道したために一部住民がパニックに。
大規模なデモが起こったり少女が自殺したり大変なことになってしまった。
Kappa Symmetry, Dp-Brane Super-Lagrangian Action(s), and SuSy Calabi-Yau ‘Tipping’ of… http://t.co/hRRWz5o6GO pic.twitter.com/6YuhurQdxm— George Shiber (@GeorgeShiber) 2015, 6月 26
中性子星の爆発や合体で”伸び縮み”する時空を測る。（要は超精密なマイケルソン・モーレー）
かつて人類が電磁波を手に入れたように、今僕らは重力波を手に入れようとしている。
完成すれば宇宙の構造や進化を巡る研究が大きく進展することになるだろう。
【トピックス】大型低温重力波望遠鏡KAGRAの地下トンネル完成式典 http://t.co/FQQiPeOyOb 7/4に神岡で開催されました。KEKの加速器で培った低温、真空技術が発展的に応用されることになっています。 pic.twitter.com/8C8p8809Pe— KEK 高エネルギー加速器研究機構 (@KEK_JP) 2014, 7月 10
大統一理論の検証実験。候補となる理論の多くは陽子崩壊を予言しているからだ。
が、予想と反して陽子がなかなか崩壊しない。寿命は伸び続けて今は 10^(34) 年以上？
が、サブの実験でニュートリノの発見、ニュートリノ振動とまずはノーベル賞２個分ゲット。
さらにニュートリノを使った地球内部透視に火山研究。原子炉透視と常に快進撃を続ける。
やばい。カミオカンデやばい。「ニュートリノは日本人がお好き」というジョークがあるらしい。
Japón estudia el origen del universo debajo de una montaña. #Kamiokande #ciencia #Koshiba #neutrinos http://t.co/5x39aPRSHW vía @el_pais— Neoyorkino Tupepino (@tupepinonyc) 2015, 2月 21