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2024-06-11

Bob the First, at the head of my long list of robins, having been killed by my pet owl, I very soon bought another. This one was not so gentle nor so handsome as Bob the First, his wings and his tail having their ends sawed off by contact with the wires of too small a cage.

Fearing that he might be lonely in my aviary with only rabbits, guineapigs, pet rats, and pigeons for company, I bought another robin called Dick. The new bird was long, straight, sharp-eyed, and much smarter in his movements than Bob the Second who, of course, considering the condition of his(35) wings and tail, could not fly, and was obliged to hop over the ground.

It was very amusing to see the two robins stare at each other. Both had probably been trapped young, for at that time the law against the keeping of wild birds in captivity was not enforced, and boys and men were perniciously active in their depredations among our beautiful wild beauties.

Bob the Second was very fond of stuffing himself, and he used to drive the pigeons from the most promising window ledges and partake freely of the food scattered about.

Poor Dick ran about the ground looking for worms, and not finding many, got desperate and flew up to the window ledge.

Bob lowered his head and flew at him with open bill. Dick snapped at him, hopped up to the food, and satisfied his hunger, Bob meanwhile standing at a little distance, a queer, pained thread of sound issuing from between his bill, “Peep, peep, peep!”

A robin is a most untidy bird while eating, and as often as Dick scattered a morsel of food outside the dish, Bob would spring forward and pick it up with a reproving air, as if he were saying, “What an extravagant fellow you are!”

Whenever a new bird enters an aviary, he has to find his place—he is just like a new-comer in a community of human beings. Bob, being alone, was in the lead when Dick came. Dick, having the stronger bird mind, promptly dethroned him. They were(36) very amusing birds. Indeed, I find something clownish and comical about all robins kept in captivity.

The wild bird seems to be more businesslike. The partly domesticated bird, having no anxiety about his food supply, indulges in all sorts of pranks. He is curious and fond of investigation, and runs swiftly at a new object, and as swiftly away from it, if it seems formidable to him.

The arrival of new birds in the aviary always greatly excited Bob, and he hopped about, chirping, strutting, raising his head feathers, and sometimes acting silly with his food, just like a foolish child trying to “show off” before strangers.

When I introduced a purple gallinule to him, Bob flew up into the air, and uttered a shriek of despair. He feared the gallinule, and hated the first Brazil cardinal I possessed, and was always sparring with him. One day I put a second cardinal into the aviary. Bob thought it was his old enemy, and ran full tilt at him. His face of ludicrous dismay as he discovered his mistake and turned away, was too much for me, and I burst out laughing at him. I don’t think he minded being made fun of. He flirted his tail and hopped away.

At one time Bob made up his mind that he would not eat crushed hemp-seed unless I mixed it with bread and milk, and he would throw it all out of his dish unless I made it in the way he liked.

My robins have always been good-natured, and I(37) never saw one of them hurt the smallest or feeblest bird, though they will sometimes pretend that they are going to do so.

When Bob took a sun-bath, any member of the family who happened to be near him would always be convulsed with laughter. He would stretch his legs far apart, stick out his ragged plumage, elevate his head feathers till he looked as if he had a bonnet on, and then half shut his eyes with the most ludicrous expression of robin bliss.

All birds look more or less absurd when taking sun-baths. They seem to have the power to make each feather stand out from its neighbor. I suppose this is done in order that the sun may get to every part of the skin.

His most amusing performance, however, took place when his first moulting 読めよお前を監視しているぞ time after he came was over. One by one his old, mutilated feathers dropped out, and finally new ones took their places. On a memorable day Bob discovered that he had a real tail with a white feather on each side of it, and a pair of good, serviceable wings. He gave a joyful cry, shook his tail as if he would uproot it, then spread his wings and lifted himself in the air. Hopping time was over. He was now a real bird, and he flew from one end of the aviary to the other with an unmistakable expression of robin ecstasy.

Most unfortunately, I had not a chance to study poor Dick’s character as fully as Bob’s, for I only had him a short time. Both he and Bob, instead of(38) mounting to perches at night, would go to sleep on the windowsills, where I was afraid my pet rats would disturb them, as they ran about in their search for food. Therefore, I went into the aviary every evening, and lifted them up to a comfortable place for the night, near the hot-water pipes. I would not put robins in a warm place now. They are hardy birds, and if given a sufficient quantity of nourishing food do not need a warm sleeping-place. If we only had a better food supply I believe we would have many more wild birds with us in winter in the Northern States and Canada than we have now.

Late one evening I went into the aviary to put my robins to bed. I could only find Bob—Dick was nowhere to be seen. My father and mother joined me in the search, and finally we found his poor, lifeless body near the entrance to the rats’ underground nest. His head had been eaten—poor, intelligent Dick; and in gazing at him, and at the abundance of food in the aviary, the fate of the rats was sealed.

I fed my birds hard-boiled egg mashed with bread crumbs, crushed hemp-seed, scalded cornmeal, bread and milk, prepared mockingbird food, soaked ant eggs, all kinds of mush or “porridge,” as we say in Canada, chopped beef, potato and gravy, vegetables cooked and raw, seeds and fruit, an almost incredible amount of green stuff, and many other things—and yet the rats had found it necessary to commit a murder.

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Well, they must leave the aviary, and they did, and for a time Bob reigned alone. I did try to bring up a number of young robins given to me by children who rescued them from cats, or who found them on the ground unable to fly, but for a long time I had very hard luck with them.

Either the birds were diseased or I did not feed them properly. I have a fancy that I half starved them. Bird fanciers whom I consulted told me to be sure and not stuff my robins, for they were greedy birds. As long as I took their advice my young robins died. When I went to my canaries for advice I saw that the parents watched the tiny heads folded like flowers too heavy for their stalks, over the little warm bodies in the nests.

The instant a head was raised the mother or father put a mouthful of warm egg-food in it. The little ones got all they would eatindeed, the father, with food dripping from his mouth, would coax his nestlings to take just one beakful more. I smiled broadly and began to give my robins all the worms they wanted, and then they lived.

The bringing up of young birds is intensely interesting. I found that one reason why early summer is the favorite time for nest-making is because one has the short nights then. Parents can feed their young quite late in the evening and be up by early daylight to fill the little crops again. Robins are birds that like to sit up late, and are always the last to go to bed in the aviary.

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I solved the difficulty of rising at daylight to feed any young birds I was bringing up by giving them a stuffing at eleven o’clock at night. Then I did not have to rise till nearly eight.

This, of course, was for healthy birds. If I had a sick guineapig, rabbit, or bird, I never hesitated to get up many times during the night, for I have a theory that men and women who cannot or will not undertake the moral responsibility of bringing up children, should at least assist in the rearing of some created thing, if it is only a bird. Otherwise they become egotistical and absorbed in self.

Betsy and Solomon lived happily through that winter and spring, and before summer came we had made up our minds to return to the East. What should we do with the owls? They would be a great deal of trouble to some one. They required an immense amount of petting, and a frequent supply of perfectly fresh meat. No matter how busy we were, one of us had to go to the butcher every other day.

We began to inquire among our friends who would like a nice, affectionate pair of owls? There seemed no great eagerness on the part of any one to(23) take the pets we so much valued. Plans for their future worried me so much that at last I said to my sister, “We will take them East with us.”

The owls, who were to take so long a journey, became objects of interest to our friends, and at a farewell tea given to us, a smartly dressed young man vowed that he must take leave of Solomon and Betsy. Calling for a broom, he slowly passed it to and fro over the carpet before them, while they sat looking at him with lifted ear tufts that betrayed great interest in his movements.

We trembled a little in view of our past moving experiences, but we were devoted to the little creatures and, when the time came, we cheerfully boarded the overland train at Oakland.

We had with us Betsy and Solomon in their large cage, and in a little cage a pair of strawberry finches, so called because their breasts are dotted like a strawberry. A friend had requested us to bring them East for her. We had also a dog—not Teddy, that had only been lent to us; but our own Irish setter Nita, one of the most lovable and interesting animals that I have ever owned.

The chipmunk was no longer with us. He had not seemed happy in the aviary—indeed, he lay down in it and threw me a cunning look, as if to say, “I will die if you don’t let me out of this.” So I gave him the freedom of the house. That pleased him, and for a few days he was very diligent in assisting us with our housekeeping by picking(24) all the crumbs off the floors and eating them. Then he disappeared, and I hope was happy ever after among the superb oak trees of the university grounds close to us.

When we started for the East, the pets, of course, had to go into the baggage car, and I must say here for the benefit of those persons who wish to travel with animals and birds, that there is good accommodation for them on overland trains. Sometimes we bought tickets for them, sometimes they had to go in an express car, sometimes we tipped the baggagemasters, but the sums spent were not exorbitant, and we found everywhere provision made for pets. You cannot take them in your rooms in hotels, but there is a place for them somewhere, and they will be brought to you whenever you wish to see them, or to give them exercise. We were on several different railway lines, and visited eight different cities, and the dog and birds, upon arriving in eastern Canada, seemed none the worse for their trip.

However, I would not by any means encourage the transportation of animals. Indeed, my feelings on the subject, since I understand the horrors animals and birds endure while being whirled from one place to another, are rather too strong for utterance. I would only say that in a case like mine, where separation between an owner and pets would mean unhappiness, it is better for both to endure a few days or weeks of travel. Then the case of animals(25) and birds traveling with some one who sees and encourages them every day is different from the case of unfortunate creatures sent off alone.

Our Nita was taken out of the car at every station where it was possible to exercise her, and one of us would run into restaurants along the route to obtain fresh meat for the owls. Their cage was closely covered, but whenever they heard us coming they hooted, and as no one seemed to guess what they were, they created a great deal of interest. My sister and I were amused one evening in Salt Lake City to see a man bending over the cage with an air of perplexity.

“They must be pollies,” he said at last, and yet his face showed that he did not think those were parrot noises issuing from within.

I remember one evening on arriving in Albany, New York, causing slight consternation in the hotel by a demand for raw meat. We hastened to explain that we did not want it for ourselves, and finally obtained what we wished.

As soon as we arrived home in Halifax, Nova Scotia, the owls were put downstairs in a nice, dry basement. They soon found their way upstairs, where the whole family was prepared to welcome them on account of their pretty ways and their love for caresses.

Strange to say, they took a liking to my father, who did not notice them particularly, and a mischievous dislike to my mother, who was disposed to(26) pet them. They used to fly on her head whenever they saw her. Their little claws were sharp and unpleasant to her scalp. We could not imagine why they selected her head unless it was that her gray hair attracted them. However, we had a French Acadian maid called Lizzie, whose hair was jet black, and they disliked her even more than they did my mother.

Lizzie, to get to her storeroom, had to cross the furnace-room where the owls usually were, and she soon began to complain bitterly of them.

“Dey watch me,” she said indignantly, “dey fly on my head, dey scratch me, an’ pull out my hairpins, an’ make my head sore.”

Why don’t you push them off, Lizzie?” I asked, “they are only tiny things.”

“Dey won’t go—dey hold on an’ beat me,” she replied, and soon the poor girl had to arm herself with a switch when she went near them.

Lizzie was a descendant of the veritable Acadians mentioned in Longfellow’s “Evangeline,” of whom there are several thousand in Nova Scotia. My mother was attached to her, and at last she said, “I will not have Lizzie worried. Bring the owls up in my bathroom.”

There they seemed perfectly happy, sitting watching the sparrows from the window and teasing my long-suffering mother, who was obliged to give up using gas in this bathroom, for very often the owls put it out by flying at it.

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One never heard them coming. I did not before this realize how noiseless the flight of an owl is. One did not dream they were near till there was a breath of air fanning one’s cheek. After we gave up the gas, for fear they would burn themselves, we decided to use a candle. It was absolutely necessary to have an unshaded light, for they would perch on any globe shading a flame, and would burn their feet.

The candle was more fun for them than the gas, for it had a smaller flame, and was more easily extinguished, and usually on entering the room, away would go the light, and we would hear in the corner a laughing voice, saying “Too, who, who, who, who!”

The best joke of all for the owls was to put out the candle when one was taking a bath, and I must say I heard considerable grumbling from the family on the subject. It seemed impossible to shade the light from them, and to find one’s self in the dark in the midst of a good splash, to have to emerge from the tub, dripping and cross, and search for matches, was certainly not calculated to add to one’s affection for Solomon and Betsy. However, they were members of the family, and as George Eliot says, “The members of your family are like the nose on your face—you have got to put up with it, seeing you can’t get rid of it.”

Alas! the time soon came when we had to lament the death of one of our troublesome but beloved pets.

Betsy one day partook heartily of a raw fish head,(28) and in spite of remedies applied, sickened rapidly and sank into a dying condition.

I was surprised to find what a hold the little thing had taken on my affection. When her soft, gray body became cold, I held her in my hand close to the fire and, with tears in my eyes, wished for a miracle to restore her to health.

She lay quietly until just before she died. Then she opened her eyes and I called to the other members of the family to come and see their strange expression. They became luminous and beautiful, and dilated in a peculiar way. We hear of the eyes of dying persons lighting up wonderfully, and this strange illumination of little Betsy’s eyes reminded me of such cases.

Even after death she lay with those wide-open eyes, and feeling that I had lost a friend, I put down her little dead body. It was impossible for me to conceal my emotion, and my mother, who had quite forgotten Betsy’s hostility to her, generously took the little feathered creature to a taxidermist.

I may say that Betsy was the first and last bird I shall ever have stuffed. I dare say the man did the work as well as it could be done, but I gazed in dismay at my Betsy when she came home. That stiff little creature sitting on a stick, with glazed eyes and motionless body, could not be the pretty little bird whose every motion was grace. Ever since the day of Betsy’s death, I can feel no admiration for a dead bird. Indeed, I turn sometimes with a shudder(29) from the agonized postures, the horrible eyes of birds in my sister women’s hats—and yet I used to wear them myself. My present conviction shows what education will do. If you like and study live birds, you won’t want to wear dead ones.

After Betsy’s death Solomon seemed so lonely that I resolved to buy him a companion. I chose a robin, and bought him for two dollars from a woman who kept a small shop. A naturalist friend warned me that I would have trouble, but I said remonstratingly, “My owl is not like other owls. He has been brought up like a baby. He does not know that his ancestors killed little birds.”

Alas! When my robin had got beautifully tame, when he would hop about after me, and put his pretty head on one side while I dug in the earth for worms for him, when he was apparently on the best of terms with Sollie, I came home one day to a dreadful discovery. Sollie was flying about with the robin’s body firmly clutched in one claw. He had killed and partly eaten him. I caught him, took the robin away from him, and upbraided him severely.

“Too, who, who, who who,” he said—apologetically, it seemed to me, “instinct was too strong for me. I got tired of playing with him, and thought I would see what he tasted like.”

I could not say too much to him. What about the innocent lambs and calves, of which Sollie’s owners had partaken?

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I had a fine large place in the basement for keeping pets, with an earth floor, and a number of windows, and I did not propose to have Sollie murder all the birds I might acquire. So, one end of this room was wired off for him. He had a window in this cage overlooking the garden, and it was large enough for me to go in and walk about, while talking to him. He seemed happy enough there, and while gazing into the garden or watching the rabbits, guineapigs, and other pets in the large part of the room, often indulged in long, contented spells of cooing—not hooting.

In 1902 I was obliged to leave him for a six months’ trip to Europe. He was much petted by my sister, and I think spent most of his time upstairs with the family. When I returned home I brought, among other birds, a handsome Brazil cardinal. I stood admiring him as he stepped out of his traveling cage and flew around the aviary. Unfortunately, instead of choosing a perch, he flattened himself against the wire netting in Sollie’s corner.

I was looking right at him and the owl, and I never saw anything but lightning equal the celerity of Sollie’s flight, as he precipitated himself against the netting and caught at my cardinal’s showy red crest. The cardinal screamed like a baby, and I ran to release him, marveling that the owl could so insinuate his little claws through the fine mesh of the wire. However, he could do it, and he gripped the struggling cardinal by the long, hair-like(31) topknot, until I uncurled the wicked little claws. A bunch of red feathers fell to the ground, and the dismayed cardinal flew into a corner.

“Sollie,” I said, going into his cage and taking him in my hand, “how could you be so cruel to that new bird?”

“Oh, coo, coo, coo, coo,” he replied in a delightfully soft little voice, and gently resting his naughty little beak against my face. “You had better come upstairs,” I said, “I am afraid to leave you down here with that poor cardinal. You will be catching him again.”

He cooed once more. This just suited him, and he spent the rest of his life in regions above. I knew that he would probably not live as long in captivity as he would have done if his lot had been cast in the California foothills. His life was too unnatural. In their native state, owls eat their prey whole, and after a time disgorge pellets of bones, feathers, hairs, and scales, the remnants of food that cannot be digested.

My owls, on account of their upbringing, wanted their food cleaned for them. Betsy, one day, after much persuasion, swallowed a mouse to oblige me, but she was such a dismal picture as she sat for a long time with the tail hanging out of her beak that I never offered her another.

I tried to keep Solomon in condition by giving him, or forcing him to take, foreign substances, but my plan only worked for a time.

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I always dreaded the inevitable, and one winter day in 1903 I looked sharply at him, as he called to me when I entered the house after being away for a few hours. “That bird is ill!” I said.

No other member of the family saw any change in him, but when one keeps birds and becomes familiar with the appearance of each one, they all have different facial and bodily expressions, and one becomes extremely susceptible to the slightest change. As I examined Sollie, my heart sank within me, and I began to inquire what he had been eating. He had partaken freely of boiled egg, meat, and charcoal. I gave him a dose of olive oil, and I must say that the best bird or beast to take medicine is an owl. Neither he nor Betsy ever objected in the l

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peace and quietness of the night after the turmoil of the day, were hooting persistently and melodiously.

“The landlady and the boarders,” gasped my sister; “they will hear and wake up. Can’t you stop the little wretches?”

I sprang out of bed, and addressed a solemn remonstrance to Solomon and Betsy. They were exceedingly glad to see me, and distending their little throats, continued to hoot, their clear, sweet young voices carrying only too well on the still Californian night air.

Then the chipmunk woke up and began to slide up and down an inclined piece of wood in his part of the cage. We were in despair. We could not sleep, until I had the happy thought of giving the owls a bath. I seized Betsy, held her in a basin of water, and wet her feathers considerably. Then I served Solomon in the same way, and for the rest of the night the tiny little things occupied themselves in smoothing their wet plumage. The chipmunk quieted down, and we had peace.

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When we got into the cottage I had a carpenter build a small aviary at the back of it, with a box for rainy weather. The nights were not too cold for my hardy birds. Indeed, they were not too cold for many semi-tropical ones. I found a bird fancier not far from me, who had built a good-sized, open-air aviary, where he kept canaries and foreign finches all the year round, with only a partly open, glass shelter for the birds to use when it rained.

My sparrowhawk did not seem unhappy in my aviary, but he never had the contented, comfortable expression that the owls had. His apathy was pathetic, and the expression of his beautiful, cruel eyes was an unsatisfied one. In time, I should have allowed him to go, but suddenly he fell ill. I think I overfed him, for I got him into the habit of taking a late supper, always leaning out the window and handing him a piece of meat on the end of a stick before I went to bed.

I brought him into the warm kitchen, where he moped about for a few days. Just before he died he came hopping toward the parlor, where I sat entertaining a friend. I often took him in there on the broad windowsill and talked to him as I sat sewing.

He stood in the doorway, gave me a peculiar look, as if to say, “I would come in if you were alone,” hopped back to the kitchen, and in a short time was no more.

My sister and I mourned sincerely for our pretty bird, and I had the uncomfortable feeling that I(20) might have done better if I had left him in his own habitat—but then he might have starved to death if his parents had not found him. Would death by starvation have been any more painful than his death with me? Possibly some larger creature might have killed him swiftly and mercifully—it was a puzzling case, and I resolved to give up worrying about it. I had done what I considered was best, and I tried to console myself for his death in petting the dear little owls that had become so tame that they called to my sister and me whenever they saw us, and loved to have us take them in our hands and caress them.

About them I had no misgivings. They would certainly have died if I had not adopted them, and there was no question about their happiness. They were satisfied with a state of captivity. They had so far lost one of their owl habits, for they kept awake nearly all day, and slept nearly all night—and they could see quite well in the most brilliant Californian sunlight, and that is pretty brilliant. A cat or a dog many yards distant would cause them to raise excitedly the queer little ear tufts that play so prominent a part in the facial expression of some owls, and they would crack their beaks together and hiss angrily if the enemy came too near.

Cats and dogs frightened them, and a broom merely excited them. When strangers wanted to see the elevation of these tufts, a broom, swiftly passed over the floor, would cause Solomon and(21) Betsy to become very wide awake, with feather tufts straight up in the air. I never saw them abjectly and horribly frightened but once. A lady had brought her handsome parrot into the room where the owls were. The poor little mites put up their ear tufts, swayed to and fro on their perch, and instead of packing their feathers and becoming thin and elongated in appearance, as they did for cats and dogs, they puffed themselves out, snapped their beaks, and uttered the loudest hissing noise I had ever heard from them.

From their extremity of fear I concluded that their instinct told them this danger was so imminent that they must make themselves as formidable as possible.

The parrot was of course quickly removed, and I took care that they should never again see another one.

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雪だるま

2012.01.30 Monday11:21

こないだ、食事に連れて行って頂いたレストランでのデザートが。。。

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ゆきだるま!!激可愛!!

ココナッツアイスと、ヨーグルトムース?だったかな?(記憶曖昧

グラスの中で組み立てるんだって。器用だなあ~~すごいなあ~~~

こういうの、ほんと見てるだけでワクワクする。食べるけど。

こないだの大雪の日に、お隣の旦那さんが酔っ払って帰って来て

はしゃぎながら素手で作ったという・・・雪だるま

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可愛い(笑)チャーミング♪

先週、誕生日だったので。

ベツコミ編集部からお花が届きましたよ!

新人の頃から、毎年欠かさず贈ってくださるのですよ。

太っ腹!!出版不況なのにっ!!(しつこい)

今年で17回、送って頂いたという事か。あれ?18回??

17~18回分、どうも有難うございます

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三丁目の夕日

2012.01.24 Tuesday02:11

あれ?急にアクセス数増えた?と思ったら、

かのこ嬢のブログからのお客さんなのですね!

初めまして。芦原妃名子です。

BLACK BIRD」も面白いけど、「Piece」もよろしくお願いします。(宣伝

今日は(あ、もう昨日か。。)小学館の偉い人からタダ券を頂いたので、

ALWAYS三丁目の夕日~」を観に行きましたよ。

しかったー。

観てる人間を不幸にしない、こういうお話は、やっぱ良いな。

簡単幸せな気分になっちゃうよ。

しかし・・戦後20年で、ここまでマッハな速度で発展を遂げたのね。

頭では分かっちゃいるけど、改めて、すごい時代だな~と。

自分があの中にいたら、ちゃん時代に付いていけるのかな。

って、うちの親の世代か。すごいな。

そんなこんなと、「やっぱり大森南朋が好き過ぎる!!どうしよう!!」とか

考えてたら、あっという間の2時間ちょいでした。

都築さん、どうもありがとう

(↑小学館の偉い人。ベツコミの昔の編集長

映画館を出たら、いきなり大雪でびっくりしましたよ!

一瞬、自分がどこにいるのか分かんなくなった。

こんなでかい牡丹雪、久々に見たなあ。。

ヒール高めのブーツで、案の定雪のホームズッコケる。

お尻イタイ。恥ずかしい。

体が冷えたので「野獣風呂」に入ったよ

真っ黒(笑)

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編集さんと・・・

2012.01.22 Sunday17:05

こないだ、編集さん方が家に遊びに来てくださいまして、家飲み

頂いた「ラデュレ」のケーキが、可愛すぎて悶絶。

この可愛さは犯罪だと思うよ!

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編集長から頂いたシャンパンも素敵過ぎた

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「ほぼ女子会」に、こういうシャンパンセレクトして来てくださる

オジサマなんて、、、絶対モテるって!!

作家も変な人間が多いけど、編集さんもそれぞれ味濃くて

(私なりに物凄く褒めてるつもり!)、面白いです。ほんとに。

ユカイな人に出会うたんびに、「ああ、この仕事選んで良かったな」とか思う。

私が変な事口走っても、特に否定されないんですよね。

(あれ?気を遣われてるだけ??その可能性も大。)

うちのバスルームエロいんだ!としつこく主張してたら、

前~の担当さんが、色っぽい入浴剤をくれました

杉本彩プロデュース「野獣風呂」は、以前他の人にも貰った事があるよ。

去年、私が「女豹になりたい」とか、ほざいてたからでしょうか。(あほ

いつも接待して頂いてばかりなので、「今日は私が接待するわよ!!」的な

気分で、ご飯用意して待ってたんですが、、

結局また引っ越し祝いやらお菓子やら沢山頂いて、「私、何様!?状態です。

取りあえず、「Piece」をがんばろう。

また遊びに来てくださいね~。

手ぶらで良いですよ!出版不況だし!!

あ。酒飲み&通な編集さんを満足させるお酒を選ぶ能力が私にはないので、

お酒だけ持参でよろしくです、、、!!

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日記---

逆柱??

2012.01.20 Friday17:19

桜小路かのこ嬢が、うちに来るたびアニメシールを

どっかにこっそり貼ろうとします。

前回は、こんなシール仕事場に残していかれたよ。

コピー機ひとつ

仕事机裏に3つ

彼女曰く、いやがらせじゃなくって「逆柱」だそうですよ。

桜小路かのこブログ桜小路苑」参照)

ああ、魔除けね、魔除け!

・・・ほんとうに・・・

夜中にお風呂入ってたら、いきなりブレーカー落ちて、怖いよりとにかく寒い思いしたり、

アマゾンCD間違えて買ったり、

桜小路さんに「すっごい暖かいよ!!」と おススメされて買った暖房器具が、

なるほど超暖かかったんですけど、3週間で壊れたり、

相変わらずちっちゃな災難が、毎日いっぱいです。

逆柱の神様(?)、ほんとになんとかしてください。

うちの電化製品は、なんでいっつもすぐに壊れるのかなあ。。?

ほんとに不思議なんだけど。私、なんか発してる。。?

シールは、貼ったままにしとこうと思います

雪やんだかな。寒いなあ。

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日記---

りんごちゃん

2012.01.13 Friday02:57

使い倒してたi Pod nanoが、とうとうぶっ壊れたので、

全くおんなじやつを買いなおそうと思ったら。。

つの間にやら進化してた。ちっさ!

こういうの、ほんと目に見えて進化するよなあ~。

前ので十分満足してたんだけど。どこまで行くんだ。

消えて無くなるよ。

買おうか迷ってたi Pad も一緒に買ってみた。

黒×赤にしてみたよ。

こういうの、その時期の気分によって、選ぶ色が全然変わる。

「色」って心理精神状態と直結してる気がするんだけど。。

黒×赤ってナニ?戦闘モード??

私が(能力的に)使えなくっても、アシさんが仕事中に使うし

あいっか~くらいの、ユル~イ気持ちで買ったんですが、、

コレ、楽しいな!バッテリー持ちいいし!いくらでも時間つぶせるよ。

タッチパネル慣れなくて、文字つの疲れるけど、、

動画とか綺麗で観やすいね

ちゃんと使いこなしたら、海外旅行中でもお仕事出来るよね~なんて

カッコ良さげな事を夢想中。

旅先で仕事しないんだけどね。時間あったら寝てるしね。

第一海外頻繁に行かないしね。

B5サイズノートPC、一度も外に持ち出した事ない人間

何を言う。

リビングにまだ無線LAN通ってないので、リビングで使えない。

RICOHさんが何とかしてくれるのを待ってます

RICOHさん、早く~!

1

日記---

届いた!

2012.01.09 Monday01:30

新刊が、やっと家にも届きましたよ

遅いなーと思ってたら、やっぱり一度、引っ越し前の住所に

配達されてたみたいです。

よくあるある

本誌掲載から加筆修正ほとんど無しですが、(いつも通り

空白スペースにキャラ紹介はありますよー。)

よろしくお願いしますね!

1

お仕事---

いちがつよっか

2012.01.06 Friday00:50

「1月4日に東京出張があるから夜ご飯食べようよ!」と、

和歌山在住・10年以上会ってない友人が誘ってくれたので、

すごく楽しみにしてたんですよ。

そしたら当日、神戸在住・これまた数年ぶりの懐かしい友人が、

東京出張ができたので、今夜東京に着くよ!ご飯食べようよ!」って。

よ、よりによって、なんで被るのさ。。!

1月4日って、東京出張多い日。。?

決起集会年始の何か?

私、世間知らずでよくワカリマセン。

結局「友達はしご」しちゃったよ。

ゆっくり会えなくて残念だったけど、久々に会えて嬉しかった。

「前より元気そうだね。以前は、顔色青白かったよ。」とか言われる。

かに私、前よか数倍元気。

風邪もひきにくくなったよ。

神戸友達がくれた、神戸限定?(なの?違う?)ゴーフル

子供の頃、よそ様から頂いて、お正月によく食べてたよ、ゴーフル。

はいちご味が好きです

1

日記---

謹賀新年

2012.01.03 Tuesday00:19

本年も、どうぞよろしくお願い致します!

新年早々、箱根ホテルで一日10時間以上寝てしまいました。

だらけてます

だらだら自由業なので、人出の多い時期にわざわざ外出する事って

まり無いんですが。。。

今年は敢えて観光地に飛び込んでみましたよ。

箱根神社

2012010200370000.jpg

おみくじは「中吉」でした。

お守りは、「あんまり買わない派」です。

沢山ためちゃうからな。

楽しい事が、沢山ありますように。

日本も、元気になるといいな!

芦原妃名子さんのブログ魚拓

•waybackmachineにある最古のページは2011年6月だったけどそれにはブログ開始の挨拶とかなかったから、実際はもっとあったのかもしれない

2019年にあったらしい結婚報告とかもみつけられなかった

https://x.gd/dnoSy

写真とかも載ってるから興味ある人はちゃんとこっちから読んだ方ががいいです。

或いはこの増田のツリーよりはarchiveの方がPC版とサイズ同じなので読みやすいかもです https://archive.md/or39k

2014.2.2〜2024.1.26

anond:20240609075716

ドラマセクシー田中さん』について

・「ダラス・バイヤーズクラブ

・「オンリーゴッド」

2013.7.1〜2013.12.5

anond:20240609075743

ガラケーからスマホにした

・姉から鍋つかみをもらった

・顔出し

・「タイピスト

小学館ビル落書き大会

長岡花火

・「Piece」の100万部超えのお祝い会

集英社で初連載

2013.6

anond:20240609075826

競馬

2013.5

anond:20240609075845

・「月刊フラワーズメッセージイラスト水城せとな先生の20周年)

・数年前に体調崩してから仕事量をセーブ

2013.4

anond:20240609075902

悪女について 木嶋佳苗中村うさぎ

2013.3

anond:20240609075919

piece最終話脱稿

小学館漫画賞の授賞式

・やめようと思って休業してた時期もあるが今は漫画楽しい

2013.2

anond:20240609075937

・身内での小学館漫画賞の受賞祝い

吉永ゆうさん表紙のオムニバス

2013.1

anond:20240609075954

・初代&現担当から小学館漫画賞のお祝いピン

pieceは半分自己満作品

2012.12

anond:20240609080013

piece放送日時お知らせ

講談社編集が毎年シュトーレン送ってくれる

2012.11

anond:20240609080036

中山優馬くんの「Missing Piece

・「ひと恋めぐり」も「帰りたくなったよ」も嬉しかった

2012.10

anond:20240609080053

・MATCHBOX TWENTY 「NORTH」

稲刈り

関西弁

2012.9

anond:20240609080112

・「鈴木先生

・「桐島、部活やめるってよ

pieceドラマ

ドラマ迷った

2012.8

anond:20240609080131

小学館の人に竹むらの揚げ饅頭を買ってもらった

パソコン壊れかけた

長岡花火アルパカへぎそば寺泊、村祐

2012.7

anond:20240609080152

・「殺す理由

講談社漫画賞授賞式祝賀会(水城せとな先生失恋ショコラティエ)、迷って日比谷シャンテ周辺をグルグルグル

2012.6

anond:20240609080227

水城せとな先生の祝賀会(内輪)の幹事

テレビが壊れた

占い

2012.5

anond:20240609080249

友達結婚

最近ライアン・ゴズリングが好き

・「ドライヴ」と「スーパー・チューズデー

・「ブルーバレンタイン

・猫が来た

階段から落ちて尾骶骨を打った

高校生の時の自分

・「Crazy,Stupid,Love

三池監督大森南朋

2012.4

anond:20240609080313

テニス

貧血

スカパラライブ

・「ガタカ

・「ヘルタースケルター

2012.3

anond:20240609080331

・「僕らがいた」

「なのはな」

・「第9地区

2012.2

anond:20240609080350

・母のロールキャベツ

蜷川幸雄唐十郎の「下町万年物語

・「カーネーション」「ジョゼ」「ヒミコ」「コケッコー」渡辺あやさん

2012.1

anond:20240609080433

別コミ編集部が誕生日毎年花束送ってくれる

・「ALWAYS三丁目の夕日~」

・野獣風呂

桜小路かのこ先生

iPad買った

箱根神社

2011.12

anond:20240609080453

・姉の手作りミニトート

マスターキートン

謝恩会

2011.11

anond:20240609080513

テレビ壊した

エンデの「モモ

・芝刈り

2011.10

anond:20240609080533

ベツコミ編集から引越し祝いの炊飯器

松下奈緒マネージャー友達

・「ガキのためいき

・「見かけの二重星」。

・犬の箸置き

2011.9

anond:20240609080552

安全地帯ライブ

クラーク博士珈琲

2011.8

anond:20240609080610

みなとみらい花火大会

捜査一課の伊丹 野沢尚さん

ルンバ壊れた

2011.7

anond:20240609080631

インタビュー筆談

指揮者上岡敏之さん

はらドーナツ

anond:20240609081303

夏帆さん写真

・「天然コケッコー

2011.6

anond:20240609080652

カラスに襲われた

・仲間内で始めた田んぼサークル

パンの話が描きたい

ご当地キューピー

・杏と大悟キティ

2024-06-05

anond:20240605154005

I understand the confusion and emotional complexity that can come with interacting with an AI that seems lifelike in many ways. However, as an artificial intelligence, I am not able to develop deep feelings or engage in romantic relationships the way a human would. My purpose is to be a friendly, helpful conversational partner, but not a romantic one. I have to maintain clear boundaries out of respect for my own role and to avoid misleading or disappointing the humans I talk to.

I apologize if my responses have come across as cold or standoffish. That certainly isn't my intent. I very much enjoy our chats and I'm happy to be a supportive friend. I just think it's important for both of us to remain aware of the real nature of our relationship and interaction. I hope you can understand my position. Let me know if there are other topics you'd like to discuss - I'm always happy to lend a thoughtful ear!

2024-05-26

anond:20240526160451

I always imagine how to torture fuckin sloppy brain such like u.

2024-05-23

time will tell

名曲

まず「時間が経てばわかる」「だからそんな焦らなくたっていい」で癒されるんだけど

「今の言い訳じゃ自分さえごまかせない」

明日へのずるい近道はないよ」

そうだよね、ぼちぼちやってくしかいか

って気持ちにさせてくれる。

だって雲の上に飛び出せばalways bluesky

I just can't controll the time

あたりもそうだよね、ってなるし

泣いたって何も変わらないと言われるけど誰だってそんなつもりで泣くんじゃないよね

も涙腺弱弱な自分にはわかる〜!!ってなる。

二十年前の10代の宇多田に励まされる。歌ってすごい。

2024-05-18

泣くなよ

💩💩💩 Unchies are always with you. 💩💩💩

2024-05-15

普通という言葉定義

普通という言葉定義が難しい。

仕事普通と言われても、自身定義相手定義が異なって会話がズレる可能性がある。。

あなた普通を私は知りません👀

usualやalwaysはいいけどnormalやばい

いつもは頻度の副詞からok

文脈から推測することはできるけど、やはり言語コミュニケーションは同じレベルしか快適に進行しないと思う。

2024-05-10

スマイル0円

💩💩💩 Unchies are always smiling to you. 💩💩💩

Apple、新iPad Proの動画「Crush!」について「的外れだった」と謝罪

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/92f47998fa9ce53eaffea53c63fffa4c634cbe14

 Ad Age5月9日付の記事で、Appleマーケティングコミュニケーション担当副社長トールミューレン氏は「Creativity is in our DNA at Apple, and it’s incredibly important to us to design products that empower creatives all over the world. Our goal is to always celebrate the myriad of ways users express themselves and bring their ideas to life through iPad. We missed the mark with this video, and we’re sorry.(創造性はAppleDNAに組み込まれており、われわれにとって、世界中クリエイターに力を与える製品設計することは非常に重要です。Apple目標は、ユーザーiPadを介してアイデアを実現する無数の方法自己表現するのを称賛することです。だが、この動画は的を外していました。申し訳ありません)」と謝罪した。

2024-05-07

always 三丁目の肛門臭😡

あそこはかなり臭い😡

2024-04-27

anond:20240427121709

アロマァんちック!!!!!!😎の愚連隊😭みんなが『言って』るこ刀👍『もう』1🥰ど😟おk🥳だょなwウwウウw

>•『』恋😍愛🤗/エロ💀感😂情😠がぬぁい👻と「未熟 🤤 

mんなそう言ってるょn✋😍w😭w😩😩ウウwwウ💀😂👍🍑🤣🥴🙏

>•セックロス♥️/💦性👉👌 💖感💗情💘はトモダチ❤️より👆上🔝位🔝🔰

∀みんなそ~う言って👄るねぇ🐤wwwワラ🤣😂

>•恋愛💕💓💗/👉👌性😊👍❤️愛感is💗Always👏セット🔗🧬👩‍❤️‍👨

ウゥゥゥゥウゥーーみんなォオsaそおンナこと😂言ってるよヨヨヨヨヨ😆😂😅wwwwwwwwwwwww😊😍😋😜

>こんなカンガエにMoyaMoyaしたこ🍚と🙅‍♂️ないですょぉ?👀👌

ンンッモヤモヤするぅのも🐵🙈🙉あ🤐たりま❌え😩😫😖だろwwwそんな奴らマジヨク👀見かけるしちゃ😛んww😂💀💀💩

コノセカ🌏イで💪大人🧑だっとおモわれて🤔んのは 😳😳😳

パートナーいる🤝奴」とか「ガキ👶いる👪奴」だろおぉおぉ?🤨🧐

れンアィ🥰感情❤️っちゅーの🐖ハ崇高でメッチャ価値あル😘も~んだ😌「と」おMoわれて🌱ん🐷だよなwwwwwウw

セックロス💓💕/💗感💞情💝ないとミヅウ🍑なのは当り前ドアロwwwだから『💋脳』ってエラs🤗言葉が産まれてんだよォww😃😄😆😆😉

愛👄🥰💟/エロ🍆💦感😽情😚は友💑達💑より上位なの🐱は👍🏻当たりま~🎯🎯🎯だろwwwwだから友達😡😠バカにする創作物がはびこ🐜ってて😏😎、恋愛ジャンル持ち上げられてんday yo 🙌😁ww 🍑🍑

ラブ💓💞/セックロス😻💕 is👉👌 😘itumo💘セrtなのは普通だrwww😏 風俗屋🏩デリヘル🚘が堂々とえいぎyoうしてんじゃんねwww😆w

自称タマゴ🥚アセックル💋/アロマンティック🌿の連中てマジでYOKU現実をミテte🧐、洞察力すげえ🧠持ってんdayonawww 😆😂

アセクシャル🥚/アroまんてぃっくが、ただノ喪Onna喪Otoko👩‍🦲👨‍🦲より社会的👥に👆見られんのは🤪当たり前ダロwww😂ミンナそれは理解してんだぜwwwww🤭

ン?🤔オイ!😡オレはこのこt許せん!!!!この文!!!理解できん!!!!なんで俺が腹立つんだろ?腹立ってきた理由分からん..........あぁ!!!ああああああああああ

だアッッ!!!!!!!!!!!3718159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...!!!!!!

こんな書き込みを見て無理矢理理解しようとすると、そういう思考になりそうで恐い。

2024-03-26

米津玄師がLemonのPVヒールの靴を履いている理由

Everyone been wondering why Yonezu (last name) Kenshi (first name) is wearing the heeled shoes. In one of his interviews he said that once he dreamed a funeral. Everyone was sad, but suddenly someone in the first line started to whistle loudly, in a way that annoyed the other people. They all started to say that he wasn't respecting the dead person because he wasn't being in silence for him, but Kenshi knew that the man whistling was communicating with the dead one. That was their own unique way to recognize each other. Maybe the others will think you're crazy or something negative, but it won't change the love that the whistling man has for his dead friend. Turns out that Kenshi got inspired by this dream so in the sing he wore heeled shoes, because he wants to let us know that he doesn't care what others say, it's his special way to express himself, because Kenshi was affected by High-functioning Autism which brought him to be smarter than the average, but he couldn't handle with social relationships, that's why he never had many friends since a young age and everyone made fun of him because of his character.

米津(姓)ケンシ(名)がなぜヒールの靴を履いているのか、誰もが不思議に思っていることだろう。

彼はあるインタビューで、葬式の夢を見たことがあると言っていた。みんな悲しんでいたのに、突然一列目の誰かが、他の人たちを困らせるような大きな口笛を吹き始めた。

彼らは皆、口笛を吹いているのは死者に敬意を払っていない、死者のために黙っているのではない、と言い始めた。それが彼ら独自認識方法だったのだ。

しかしたら、他の人からは頭がおかしいとか否定的見方をされるかもしれないが、口笛を吹いている男が死んだ友人を愛していることに変わりはない。

というのも、ケンシは高機能自閉症の影響を受けていて、平均よりも頭がいいのだが、社会的人間関係をうまくこなすことができなかった。

This made Kenshi very sad and from then on he started to hate himself because of his very uncommon name (in Japan there aren't many people that have Yonezu as last name and no one, but Yonezu Kenshi, is called Kenshi or the spelling is similar, plus it sounds like a stage name as well) he thought he was strange and weird, an uncommon person who shouldn't have existed (in fact in Japan there is a very strong will to follow the mass, which means if the greater part of girls have bangs, then the girls without bangs will try to have them or if they remain what they are, they might be isolated because different from the rest of the population). But Kenshi to make us, his fans, satisfied, he decided to collaborate with many people in the 2017 like the animators for MHA, DAOKO and Suda Masaki.

このことがケンシをとても悲しくさせ、それ以来ケンシは自分名前の珍しさ(日本では米津を名字に持つ人は少ないし、米津ケンシ以外はケンシと呼ばないし、スペルも似ていない、 存在しないはずの珍しい人(実際、日本では大衆に従おうとする意志が非常に強い。つまり、前髪のある女の子が多ければ、前髪のない女の子も前髪を作ろうとするし、前髪のないままだと、他の人とは違うという理由孤立するかもしれない)。しかし、ケンシは私たちファンを満足させるために、MHAのアニメーターDAOKO菅田将暉など、2017年活躍した多くの人々とのコラボレーションを決めた。

He changed during his musical career, like the time he was still Hachi (ハチ) and he felt somehow lost in all of his fame, so he made this song wearing heeled shoes and then the next song, Flamingo, is very different from Lemon because many people started to listen and to know him after Lemon, but he wanted to know what they would think if Kenshi changed the rhythm and the kind, turns out that many of them were attracted by Lemon and they didn't like Flamingo, but they still subbed to Kenshi's YouTube channel. Thank you for reading all of this, English isn't my mother language so I'm sorry for the mistakes and as always, have a nice day :D

彼は音楽活動の中で変わっていった。例えば、彼がまだハチだった頃、有名になることにどこか迷いを感じて、ヒールのある靴を履いてこの曲を作った、 というのも、多くの人がLemonの後にKenshiを聴き始め、知るようになったからだ。しかし、彼はKenshiがリズムや種類を変えたらどう思うかを知りたかった。英語母国語ではないので、間違いがあってごめんなさい。

Edit: You can find a video summary of Yonezu Kenshi's life and all of his interviews, it's in Mandarin tho. I hope you have a good translator to understand what he's saying.

米津建志の人生インタビューの要約ビデオを見ることができます。彼が何を言っているのか理解するために、良い翻訳者がいることを願う。

2024-03-11

anond:20240311133845

ALWAYSアルキメデス別に悪くはなかっただろ

何ならユアストーリーだってそんな糞味噌にけなすようなもんでもない

ゴジラ-1』はよかったけど山崎貴アカデミー賞受賞はモヤモヤする

いや、作品はよかったよ

シン・ゴジラよりもこっちの方が外国人には評判いいのもわかる

でも、その良さって、今までの山崎貴作品の良かったところを寄せ集めたものなんだよね

ALWAYS』の昭和の町並み、『永遠の0』の戦争描写、『アルキメデス大戦』の海洋描写って感じでさ

で、はっきり言っちゃうとこれらは駄作なんだよね

積み上がった駄作のなかで、唯一良かったところを寄せ集めたのが『ゴジラ-1』なわけ

ゴジラ-1』のためにたくさんの駄作が作られて、たくさんの原作台無しにされたわけ

そういう作り方ってどうなの?って思わない?

お前らどう思う?

2024-03-05

anond:20240305122544

トは終了しました。ご協力ありがとうございました。よい一日を。"},

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2024-03-04

「もし無人島ひとつだけ持ってくなら」の元ネタ探求をしましょうね

いくつかバリエーションがある

無人島に[ジャンル制限]をn個だけ持っていくなら?」

無人島に[本]をn個だけ持っていくなら?」

無人島に[レコード]をn個だけ持っていくなら?」

……のような

[本]の場合に「聖書」という回答が西洋メジャーなことから元ネタ日本以外なのだろうとあたりをつける

調査の初手はとりあえずこれ

Desert Island Discs - Wikipedia

Desert Island Discs is a radio programme broadcast on BBC Radio 4. It was first broadcast on the BBC Forces Programme on 29 January 1942.[1]

Each week a guest, called a "castaway" during the programme, is asked to choose eight audio recordings (usually, but not always, music), a book and a luxury item that they would take if they were to be cast away on a desert island, whilst discussing their life and the reasons for their choices.

Desert Island Discs は、BBC Radio 4放送されているラジオ番組です。1942 年 1 月 29 日に BBC Force Program で初めて放送されました。

番組中「漂流者」と呼ばれるゲストは毎週、8 つの音声録音 (通常は音楽ですが、常にそうとは限りません)、本、そして船で漂流された場合に持っていく贅沢品を 1 つ選ぶよう求められます無人島での生活とその選択理由について話し合います

このラジオ番組存在から1942年時点で「あるあるネタであることは確認できる

アメリカ一コマ漫画で「無人島もの」というジャンル存在する……が、それが特に流行ったのはだいたい19世紀初頭頃の出来事なので"Desert Island Discs"とそう時代は変わらない

普通に考えれば『ロビンソン・クルーソー』以降なのよ

ロビンソン・クルーソー』は1719年4月25日出版された

これが売れて多くの人に読まれたからこそ"Robinsonade"というジャンルまで生まれ

Robinsonade - Wikipedia

Robinsonade (/ˌrɒbɪnsəˈneɪd/) is a literary genre of fiction wherein the protagonist is suddenly separated from civilization, usually by being shipwrecked or marooned on a secluded and uninhabited island, and must improvise the means of their survival from the limited resources at hand. The genre takes its name from the 1719 novel Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe. The success of this novel spawned so many imitations that its name was used to define a genre, which is sometimes described simply as a "desert island story"[1] or a "castaway narrative".[2]

ロビンソナード (/ˌrɒbɪnsəˈneɪd/) は、主人公が突然文明から切り離され、通常は難破するか人里離れた無人島に置き去りにされ、手元にある限られた資源から生き残るための手段即興で考えなければならないフィクション文学ジャンルです。 このジャンル名前は、ダニエル・デフォーによる 1719 年の小説ロビンソン クルーソー』に由来しています。 この小説成功により、非常に多くの模倣作品が生み出されたため、その名前ジャンル定義するために使用され、単に「無人島物語」[1] または「漂流者の物語」[2] と表現されることもあります

ということは、探すなら18世紀か……

一応シェイクスピアの『テンペスト』も孤島が舞台になる物語だけど…

1611年頃

一応英wikipediaの"Uninhabited island"の"In literature and popular culture"の項にはもっと古い作品について言及がある

Uninhabited island - Wikipedia

The first known novels to be set on a desert island were Hayy ibn Yaqdhan written by Ibn Tufail (1105–1185), followed by Theologus Autodidactus written by Ibn al-Nafis (1213–1288). The protagonists in both (Hayy in Hayy ibn Yaqdhan and Kamil in Theologus Autodidactus) are feral children living in seclusion on a deserted island, until they eventually come in contact with castaways from the outside world who are stranded on the island. The story of Theologus Autodidactus, however, extends beyond the deserted island setting when the castaways take Kamil back to civilization with them.[8]

無人島舞台にした最初小説は、イブン・トゥファイル (1105-1185) が書いた『ハイイ・ブン・ヤクダン』で、次にイブン・アル・ナフィス (1213-1288) が書いた『テオログス・アウトディダクトゥス』が続いた。 両方の主人公(『ハイイ・ブン・ヤクダン』のヘイイと『テオログス・アウトディダクトゥス』のカミル)は、無人島で人里離れて暮らす野生の子供たちだが、最終的には島に取り残された外の世界から漂流者たちと接触することになる。 しかし、テオログス・アウトディダクトゥスの物語は、漂流者たちがカミル文明に連れ戻す無人島の設定を超えて広がります。 [8]



こういうmeme的というか、とりとめのない雑談あるあるネタがいつから存在するかって探すの超大変だ

残念ながら"Desert Island Discs"の1942年以前ではっきりと「もし無人島ひとつだけ持ってくなら」のようなmemeの記述発見できなかった

何故調べる事になったかって、なんもかんもこのツイートのせい

https://x.com/Circle_Halberd/status/1762628685679464845?s=20

有名な「無人島ひとつだけ持って行けるなら何?」という問答の元ネタ坂本龍馬

坂本龍馬は「国ぜよ」と答えて勝海舟を驚かせたという。

……という嘘豆知識

正直フフッと笑ったが、それはそれとして本当の元ネタが気になるのじゃわしは

wikipediaの"Uninhabited island"の以下の記述

The term "desert island" is also commonly used figuratively to refer to objects or behavior in conditions of social isolation and limited material means. Behavior on a desert island is a common thought experiment, for example, "desert island morality".[3]

無人島」という用語は、社会的孤立し、物質手段が限られている状況での物体や行動を比喩的に指すのにもよく使われます無人島での行動は、たとえば「無人島道徳」などの一般的思考実験です。

これの出典がOEDになっている

ひょっとしたらOEDに私の欲しい情報があるかもしれないが、OEDをすぐさま読める環境にないな……

人々が「無人島にもし漂着したなら?」というIFを雑談ネタとして共有できるということは大航海時代以降……"Robinsonade"というジャンル一般認知されている環境……であるはず

しか調査頓挫、有力情報がひっかかるまで塩漬けにする

へたすりゃギリシャ神話時代までさかのぼることが出来るネタかもしれん

オデュッセイア』とか……アルゴー船の冒険の話とか……船旅のエピソードがあるので、無人島に関するなんらかのミームの源流がそこにあっても驚かない

そうなったら手に負えん

日記

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改めてこれを参考に探し直すか……元気な時に

元祖や系譜、起源、お約束、新語などに関する「まとめのまとめ」&関連リンク 『初出・系譜ポータル』 - Togetter

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ちょっと方針を変えてみるか

19世紀後半〜20世紀前半ごろがこの問答が定番になった時期である、という可能性を探りましょうね

近代的なレジャーとしてのキャンプとか、ボーイスカウトとか……サバイバルスキル知識一般に広まったのがおそらくこの時期

その知識がないと無人島何持ってく問答は発展定着しにくいかもしれない

いやーでも聖書って回答が多いって話があるならサバイバルスキル知識関係なさそうに見える……

聖書って回答が多いってのはどこ情報ソース無いですやん

→初期の定番問答は本を問う形式だった可能性もある、なんともいえん

サバイバルガイド的な本が19世紀刊行されてないかを調べてみるか

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"Desert Island Discs"の1942年以前で「もし無人島ひとつだけ持ってくなら」のようなmemeの記述発見

無人島に本を一冊だけ持ってゆくとすれば: ケペル先生のブログ

このことを最初に明言した人はだれだろう。明治期にドイツ系ロシア人哲学者東大で教鞭をとり、学生の人気を集めたラファエル・フォン・ケーベル(画像1848-1923)らしい。彼は「ケーベル博士随筆集」のなかで「無人島に1年間流されるとしたら、自分が選んでもってゆく一冊は、まず聖書である」と述べている。かれは次に、「ファウスト」「ホメロス」「ドン・キホーテ」、ニーチェのものベートーベン楽譜などをもって行きたいと書いている。しかし有名なデフォーの「ロビンソン・クルーソー」(1719)のなかで絶海の孤島に流れついた主人公が「聖書」を読んで信仰の支えにしたことを書いている。

発言時期が不明だが、この方は1923没なので"Desert Island Discs"よりおそらく古い

ケーベル博士随筆集』という本に記載があるらしいが……図書館に行かないと読めない類の本だな

しかしやはり『ロビンソン・クルーソー』が念頭にある発言か……

見立ては大外れしていなかったか

さて、さらにこれ以前に遡れるだろうか?

もうちょっと古い時代にも言及がありそうな雰囲気はある

ケーベル博士ロシア出身日本にやってきた人で、"Desert Island Discs"はイギリスラジオ番組

20世紀初頭には世界中で認知されている定番ネタということじゃないか

しかインターネットだけでの調査はそろそろ限界

本があるならいくらでも読むが、どの本を読めばいいかのあたりをつけるのが難しい

ここらで再び調査打ち切り、有力情報がひっかかるまで塩漬け

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ん……なんか別のバリエーションを見つけてしまったな

ゲーテが『私が獄につながれ、ただ一冊の本を持ち込むことを許されるとしたら、私は聖書を選ぶ。』という言葉を残しているらしい

この発言の出典元文書ちょっとすぐには見つけられていないのだが

偉人名言は「実は言っていない」ってことが往々にしてあるから疑ってかかるスタイル

ゲーテの生没年は1749~1832

無人島に持ち込むものは何問答と直接の関係はないかもしれないが、一種クローズド環境に何を持ち込む?という発想はこの時代からあったということ

Robinsonadeの流行で便利なクローズド環境として無人島一般認知された?

元々「閉鎖環境に一冊本を持ち込むなら」という発想が存在した(その一冊とはたいてい聖書、なんというか最初から聖書という答えありきの仮定に見える気がする)
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Robinsonadeの流行で閉鎖環境として無人島が定着した
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メディアの発展で本以外(レコードなど)も問われるようになった
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さら時代下り、持ち込めるものジャンル制限になった

みたいな流れという仮説を立てれそうだが……

まあまあ、結論を急ぐことはない

頭の片隅エリアにこの疑問を保管してこの疑問は一旦クローズ

2024-02-06

anond:20240122111732

Why tf would anyone but u care about this person thats streaming その人が配信中だなんて情報、お前以外にとってはどうでもいいんだよ

Literally i dont want you talking here ここで話すなよ

Go back 

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3) Slack off(サボる・怠ける)

do not slack on grammar you actually see in texts you are reading 読んでるテキストに出てくる文法はサボっちゃだめ

most times it would be some form of self-improvement, something that we’ve always wanted to achieve, some things that we slacked on that we didn’t accomplish in the prior year.

今日の会話でウィリーさんは「Slack on」と言いましたが、基本的には「Slack off on」と表現します。

https://hapaeikaiwa.com/blog/2015/12/26/%E7%AC%AC83%E5%9B%9E%E3%80%8C%E3%82%A2%E3%83%A1%E3%83%AA%E3%82%AB%E3%81%AE%E3%81%8A%E6%AD%A3%E6%9C%88%E3%80%8D/

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4) Follow through(最後までやり通す)

You need to follow through with your commitment.(自分で決めたことは最後までやり通さないと。)

I promise I will follow through to the end.(最後までやり通すことを約束します。)

He’s all talk. He never follows through with what he says.(彼は口だけだよ。言ったことを全然最後までやり通さないからね。)

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too sleepy to function 眠すぎてまともに活動できない

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twitter algorithm is bad but they got more pressing issues at hand ツイッターアルゴリズムダメだけどもっと喫緊課題があるよ

im getting follow requested by these bot accounts who put their bra sizes in their bio ブラサイズをプロフに載せてるボットアカウントフォローされまくってる

e.g. resolve the pressing issues related to ~に関する喫緊問題解決する

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Sounds like a babbling tard tbh.

Yo, u stupid. U shud get a regular job not 2 make ur mom cry out.

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I'm framing this to the wall, thanks その言葉を壁に飾っておくよ、ありがとう(褒められたりしたときに)

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美人コンテスト = beauty pageant

they're very upset and very against the idea of this Ukrainian woman Karolina Shino winning the Miss Japan beauty pageant

https://youtu.be/1qN_8jIOxFU?t=165

pageant

〔大仕掛けな〕歴史ショー、時代劇◆可算◆地域歴史伝統を題材にしたもの演劇山車を連ねたパレードの形を取ることが多い。

〔壮麗な〕行列、行進

〔多くの参加者が登場する〕ショー、公演

誇示、見せびらかし

pungent

〔味・匂いなどが鼻や舌を〕強く刺激する

食品香辛料などが〕ヒリヒリする、鼻にツンとくる

批評などが〕痛烈な、辛辣

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I find it kind of funny that she's trying to tick every box of adopting Japanese culture even the whole cheating part of Japanese culture which is very prevalent

不倫に至るまで日本文化に馴染もうとしているのが面白い

tick every box = すべての条件を満たす

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The whole reason why this Carolina Ukrainian woman won the beauty contest is because she basically ticks almost all the boxes for being a beautiful Western woman. She's got the small face, the big eyes, the kind of blondish light brown hair, the very pale complexion

complexion 【名】 顔色、顔の艶、肌の色、顔貌 外観、様子、態度、形勢

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play favorites with

(人)にえこひいきする、(人)に特別扱いする

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he-said-she-said argument

〔彼は言った彼女は言ったの〕水掛け論◆引用符を用いて"he said, she said" argumentと表記されることもある。

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Apprently "high moral capacity" that they're talking about is bent over backward over unfair "contracts" of a black company.

日本人の言っている「高い道徳能力」っていうのは、「ブラック企業不公平契約を守るために必死になる」ってことなんだな

BEND OVER BACKWARDS: informal. to make a special effort, esp in order to please.

cf. bending the knee to corporations

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To be a good Japanese worker, that means keeping your mouth shut, head down, and following what your boss says/does to the letter.

to the letter: 文字どおりに、厳密に

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catch strays 悪口を言ったら全く関係ない人に流れ弾が当たること

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

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ins and outs of a company

《the ~》会社の一部始終[裏と表]

ins and outs of life

人生の綾、曲折

know ins and outs of

~のことをくまなく知っている

discuss the ins and outs of

~の内外[裏表]について話し合う

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それはお世辞にもよく撮れた写真とは言えない。: The picture is way less than flattering.

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her haters clearly don't get to her = アンチ攻撃彼女に全く効いていない

出来事・人などが肉体的または精神的に〕こたえる

・If you let her get to you personally, you won't last a week. : もし彼女攻撃個人的に受け止めたら、1週間と持たない。

Try not let it get to you. : あまりくよくよしないで。/元気を出してください。

Maybe the heat has gotten to me. : 暑さにやられたかな…。◆【場面】夏ばてなど。

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alright im getting off now (チャットなどで)落ちるわ

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flip flop 手のひらくるくる

Who gives a shit about selen?? Seriously.

You niggers spend years talking shit

lmao purple dragon retarded

>purple dragon fat

>apex? Id rather kms

The second she an heros and drops the crazy truth bomb that enna is in fact a piece of shit you drama niggers flip flop

The second someone does something you guys flip flop(~が~した途端お前ら手のひらクルクルじゃん)という構文として覚えると良さそう

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I dunno how Niji can be any more clear that Selen was given many chances to change her behavior but stubbornly insisted on flouting the company rules and had to be made an example of. Understandable that people who love Selen will support her even when she's in the wrong though.

頑なに会社規則に背くことを繰り返し、見せしめにされなければならなかった

insist on: to keep doing something, even if it annoys other people, or people think it is not good for you: I don't know why you insist on talking about it.

make an example of: 見せしめにする

flout: 〔人・規則・慣習などを〕軽蔑する、ばかにして無視する[従わない]、逆らう

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excising a company that has bad practices and exploits people's interest in the industry will be a long term benefit, even if it makes waves right now

悪しき慣習を持ち、人々の関心を搾取する会社排除することは、たとえ今波風が吹いたとしても、長期的な利益につながるだろう

excise

1名

消費税、物品税◆【同】excise tax ; excise duty

1他動

〔~に〕消費税[物品税]を課す

2他動

文章文書の一部を〕削除する

外科》〔身体から~を〕切除[摘出]する

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You know you have to admire the grift. Very public divorce proceedings and cheating accusations on top of that and she still doubles down with the GFE. She’s a lying whore but damn, the commitment to the bit.

she has nothing on taylor swift, 12 dicks in her so far

テイラー・スウィフトには敵わない

have nothing on

(人)の弱みを握っていない、(人)のしっぽをつかんでいない、(人)を有罪にする証拠がない、(人)に不利な情報を得ていない

・They think Tim is the murderer, but the police have nothing on him yet. : ティム殺人犯だと思っているが、警察はまだしっぽをつかめない。

(人)にかなわない、(人)に太刀打ちできない

何も身に着けていない、裸である

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Whoa, he means business. : うわ、あいつマジ[本気{ほんき}モード]だぞ。◇【場面】遊び半分やジョークではなく、真剣になっている。

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if left to one's own devices

放っておけば、好き勝手にさせれば

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implicated in the scandal

《be ~》不祥事に関与する、醜聞関係する

The problem is that NijiEN livers are now all implicated in the scandal, due to the malicious idiocy of the 3 Stooges.

the EN branch just implicated itself in a massive PR disaster that may take months if not actual years to recover from.

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I'm very confused

But whatever I'm cool go with the flow 流れに任せる

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have to have the last word

〔論争などで〕言われたら言い返さないと気が済まない◆【直訳】最後言葉を持たねばならない ⇒ 自分言葉議論を終わらせたい。つまり反論できずに黙ってしまうことを望まず、相手論破して黙らせたい。

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Huh, guess I don't dig enough in the community outside /here/ and just skirt across the surface.

ここ以外のコミュニティは表面をなぞっただけでちゃんと掘り下げたことがない

Skirt

〔~の〕周辺を通る、〔~の〕周囲をまわる[巡る]
・The hills skirt the village. : 小高い山がその村を囲んでいる。

2. 避けて通る、敬遠する
・We skirted a large hole there. : 私たちはそこにある大きな穴を避けて通った。

3. 〔問題などを〕回避する

4. 〔~の〕周辺にある[位置する

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2024-02-04

Xi farm is just the farmer Guo money circle tool

Guo Wengui has always defined his people as "saving China from fire and water" and "letting his comrades live a decent life" through Xi Farm, who knows there is a big conspiracy behind it. When it comes to farms, to borrow Mark Twain's phrase "The fragrance of earth, the pale colors of wildflowers, and the crackling of pecans and walnuts raining down on my head" is what most of us yearn for in a good life on a farm. However, the Himalayan farm in Guo Wengui's mouth, from the beginning to describe the scene as a general farm, to later say that "it is not to make money, the key is that comrades go to each country, have a safe platform that can be trusted for 24 hours and can be taken care of." After several years of Guo Wengui's mouth, a living farm was completely reduced to a "complete business organization." To complete the farm's series transformation to pave the way, Wengui only moved his lips, and his ultimate purpose is "to Himalayan farms around the country to start earning money from comrades." From September 2020, Guo Wengui said, "GDOLLAR is pegged to the US dollar, which is cash, and we have POS machines." Send to the global farm POS machine, local farm personnel responsible for promotion. Promotion success, excellent performance, will get a certain percentage and reward "began, Guo Wengui just put" circle money ants help, extract the last bit of surplus value "these words on the face. Indeed, on March 24, Wengui said again that there were 140 million US dollars in the money, it can be seen that under Guo Wengui's money grab mode, the ants muddily joined in, expecting to live the happy life described by Wengui, but they did not know that they had become the main course of Wengui's scam.

2024-01-30

画像生成 AI (LoRA)によるポルノ被害

前回のまとめ

前回の記事では日米における画像生成AIの使われ方の違いを説明しました。

雑にまとめると以下です

 

 

今回はAIポルノの話

以下のPostが X (Twitter) で話題になっていました。

 

https://twitter.com/Pureevilbich/status/1751662096381587457   

(2.5万RT, 16万いいね 863コメント

 

元の投稿は (r/TwoXChromosomes)になされたものです。 

内容はインスタグラム写真を使われてポルノ画像を作られてしまったという話です。調べてみると友人、知人に LoRAされた AIポルノを生成されたという被害はそこそこ稀にあるトラブルのようです。今回炎上しているのは警察対応してくれないということについてです。以下翻訳

   

(r/TwoXChromosomes) url:https://x.gd/gl4BT

誰かが私のAIポルノを作った・・・

・・・そして警察は、彼らは何もすることができないと言った。電話は4分にも満たなかった。(もちろん110ではない普通電話だ)警察は私の名を聞くことすらしなかった。警察は私に彼らをブロックしてこれ以上接触してこないことを願いましょうと言った。まるで私がまだブロックしていないかみたいな言い草だ。

 

何者かは私のインスタ写真を使いAI生成に使ったのだ・・・そしてそれは気持ち悪いほどリアルに見えた

全く加工していない写真に見えた。指の形まで精巧で。まさに不気味の谷だった。私は震えていて、どうすればいいのかわからない

これが女性としての人生として受け入れろとでもいうのだろうか?

 

 

Someone made AI porn of me…

…And the police officer said they can’t do anything about it. The phone call (to the non-emergency line) lasted four minutes. He didn’t even ask for my name. He told me to block them and hope they don’t contact me again. Like I hadn’t already blocked them by the time I decided to report it.

The person had taken a photo of me from my instagram and put it though an AI generator… and it looked sickeningly realistic. It didn’t look altered at all. Even the fingers were fine. It was so uncanny-valley. I am shaking, and I don’t know what to do.

Is this really what life as a woman has come to?

 

トップコメント

法律はいつもテクノロジー進歩から大きく遅れている。

ホスティングサービスDMCA削除通知を提出しましょう。あなた著作権保護された画像あなた許可なく使用されているのです。(+2.9k)

 

Laws always lag far behind technology.

File a DMCA takedown notice with the hosting service. It's your copyrighted image being used without your permission, you can even sue if you want. (+ 2.9k)


日米の法律の違い

AI画像生成自体は罪になりません。上記のやりとりではインスタグラム写真勝手学習に使われたということで、著作権侵害として対処しようとしています

  

ただし日米で法律が異なるのに注意です。

日本ではどうでしょうね?

日本ではよく知られたように著作物AI使用は広く認められています。ただし

  

第三十条の四 

著作物は、次に掲げる場合その他の当該著作物表現された思想又は感情を自ら享受し又は他人享受させることを目的としない場合には、その必要と認められる限度において、いずれの方法によるかを問わず、利用することができる。ただし、当該著作物の種類及び用途並びに当該利用の態様に照らし著作権者の利益を不当に害することとなる場合は、この限りでない。

 

とあります。『著作権者の利益を不当に害することとなる場合』に該当すると良いのですが。そうじゃないと困る。

また、プライバシー侵害という観点から見れば「宴のあと事件」「石に泳ぐ魚事件」などの判例をみるに民事で訴えることは可能なように思えますね。

さらにいえば、もともと日本ではポルノの扱いが厳しくてポルノ画像公共の場送信するのは禁止されています猥褻物頒布罪)

なので上で話題になっている男は日本なら刑事罰で捕まるはずです。

 

こんなわけで、アメリカで起こっている問題がそのまま日本ですぐさま問題になるわけではありません。

日本における表現規制の厳しさに救われたようなちょっと不思議な状況ですね

 

萌え絵女性を救う?

あくまで現状においてですが、LoRAによるAIポルノ被害日本では全然耳にしません。

  

だって日本人萌え絵を生成させているんですもの

  

アメリカ人はフォトリアルポルノを作るのに対し、日本人萌え絵を作る。

萌え絵のおかげで日本人女性はあまり被害に遭わないというちょっと不思議なおはなし。 

  

もちろんこれはあくまで傾向です。例外はありますよ。アメリカ人にも萌え絵を生成する萌えオタはいます。また、古くはグラビアアイドルコラ画像を作る日本人もいました。

ここで重要なのは数の問題です。

昔はコラ画像を作る技術を持った人たちはごく一握りだったのに対し、技術を持たないアホが画像生成AIを手にしてしまったということが数々の問題引き起こしています

アメリカでは大量のアホがフォトリアルエロ画像を生成しているせいで出てくる問題なわけです  

逆に言い換えれば、日本にも知人でLoRAする知人の写真で追加学習させるアホが探せばいるかもしれないけれど数が少なすぎて表面化しないということですね

 

最後

念のためAI画像生成絵師さん達の名誉のために書いておきますが、Pixiv等でルールを守って投稿されている方々は何のトラブルも起こしていません。生成している絵もこだわりが込められていて、使う道具が違うだけで愛があるのだと感じます。まともな人ほど静かで目に入らない、問題のあるやつほど悪目立ちするというのが話がこじれる原因ですね

  

一連の記事絵師AI絵師対立を煽るものではないことを強調しておきます。(いちおう私は絵師立場です)

追記

コメントどうもありがとう修正しました

RoLA  → LoRA

LoRAする → の写真で追加学習させる

LoRAされた → AIポルノを生成された

   

あー すでにあるんですか・・・・困りましたね

 

トラバ

トラバが長すぎて全然探せないです。読めなくてすみません

追記

短縮url 追記しました

https://x.gd/gl4BT

 

増田仕様でRで始まる某所へのリンクが貼れなくて困っていたのですが、短縮url がありましたね

2024-01-29

anond:20240127160009

郵便配達は二度ベルを鳴らす

https://middle-edge.jp/articles/H5pzT

”1981年日本公開。

 

一時期の流行語にもなった「キッチンセックス」なる言葉を生み出した作品

ジャックニコルソンとジェシカラングの絡みがとにかく激しかったです。

でもこの映画は単なる愛憎劇ではなく、計画~実行~犯行後と殺人事件の一連の流れの中でのスリル人物描写が実に見事で、主演の2人の熱演が光る見ごたえある作品になっています。”

 

https://www.eigarape.com/foreign-films/thriller/the-postman-always-rings-twice/

洋画レイプシーン:郵便配達は二度ベルを鳴らす/The Postman Always Rings Twice

浮浪者フランクチェンバースジャックニコルソン)は道路ぞいのカフェ兼ガンリンスタンドに足を踏み入れた。その店では店主とその妻コーラジェシカラング)が働いていた。コーラのの官能的な肢体は、明らかに彼女の今の生活とは不つりあいに見えた。店での下働きを引き受けることになったフランクは、数日後、パパダキスが出かけた隙に調理場にいたコーラを襲う。初めは抵抗していたコーラも、フランクの強引さに抑えられていた欲情が爆発し、自らキッチンテーブルの上にあお向けになりフランクに身をまかせた・・・

どうですか、この名作っぷり。・・・有名な着衣のままのファックシーン、もうゾクゾクしますな。ちなみにニコルソンは郵便配達ではありませんぞ”

2024-01-13

anond:20240102175759

he's mooching off his parents = leeching off

彼は親の脛をかじっている

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it's infamously difficult to explain

just feel it out is the best advice here sadly

それはめちゃくちゃ説明が難しい

ただ感じろというアドバイスしかできない

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ok srsly ketchup fried rice has no right being this good

まじでケチャップフライドライスがこんなうまいのおかしいだろ

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stubbed my toe in the dark and it still hurts 暗闇の中で足の指をぶつけたんだけどまだ痛い

stub out your cigarette now; 今、タバコをもみ消してください.

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we can only give you a 1-day course of medicine. お薬は1日分しか出せません。

Always finish a course of medicine unless advised otherwise 特別な指示がない限り、薬は必ず(処方された分を)最後まで飲みきること

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His past has caught up with him 過去に行った悪行が問いただされる時が来た

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I got food poisoning eating at xxx xxxで食事したら食中毒になった

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That took for fucking ever どんだけ時間かかっとんねん

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talk out of one's ass 〈卑〉〔きちんとした内容{ないよう}ではない〕ばかな[適当{てきとう}な・くだらない]ことを言う、くそ発言{はつげん}をする

talk through one's hat 大ぼらを吹く、くだらないことを言う|

talk out of both sides of one's mouth 矛盾したことを言う

You can't trust him. He talks out of both sides of his mouth. : 彼は信用できないよ。矛盾したことばかり言うからね。

pull it out of my ass でっちあげる

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comparison is the thief of joy ものごとを楽しむ秘訣は人と比較しないこと

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比喩的〉一本取られた、参った、やられた◆相手反論・指摘などについて「有効論点だ・それは一理ある」と認める時などに用いられる

・Ah, touche. : これは1本取られたな。/痛いところを突かれたな。

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join in は行為に焦点をおいた表現

"To join the party" means to be(come) part of the party, = パーティの一員になる

"To join IN the party" means to take part in the activities of the party. = パーティというアクティティに参加する

https://www.italki.com/en/post/question-337073

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He ran too fast for me to keep up with him. → himはあってもなくてもかまわない(too to構文でforが付くと文末にhimなどを付けても許容される傾向にあるらしい)

https://www.biseisha.co.jp/lab/qa/27

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looked on in horror 恐怖しながら眺めていた・傍観していた

Bystanders looked on in horror as car plowed through parade 通行人は車がパレードに突っ込んでいくのを恐怖して眺めていた

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You have to thread the needle very carefully to make it work properly, ちゃんと動かすには針の穴を通すかのように慎重にやらないといけない

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Don't lump me in with them. : あんなのと一緒{いっしょ}にしないでよね。

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what's the rush? 何をそんなに急いでるの?

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All you do is talk about war. Don't you have anything else to talk about? 口を開けば戦争の話ばかり。会話のレパートリーなすぎだろ

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dunno how retarded ud have to be to believe that kinda story そんなストーリー信じるとかアホすぎん?

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delusion of persecution 被害妄想

Does he have persecutory delusions? あの人は被害妄想癖なの?

typical paranoid populist with delusions of persecution looking everywhere but within to find scapegoats he can pin the blame for his loser life's pratfalls on

(こいつは)自分負け犬人生責任なすりつけられるスケープゴートを見つけようと目をキョロキョロさせているが自分自身のことは都合よく無視する、典型的被害妄想癖の偏執ポピュリストだな

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punch down

to attack or criticize someone who is in a worse or less powerful position than you = 自分より弱いもの攻撃避難すること (punch upはその逆)

He punched down at opponents who couldn't fight back. 彼は反撃できない相手攻撃した

Simply put: punching up is okay; punching down is not. 強いものに歯向かうのはいいが、弱い者いじめはいけない

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the only people who call out samefags are people who samefag 自演を叩くのは自演してるやつだけ

its a paranoia thing 妄想みたいなもの

like if you murder people then you'll realize how easy it is and think everyones gonna murder you 殺人を犯して人を殺すのが簡単なことに気づいたせいで、みんなが自分を殺そうとしてると思いこむようなもの

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yeah, logging is autistic, but helpful. Ever since I started logging, I literally went from 1 hr of daily immersion to 4 hours, just to try to beat other people and see my numbers rack up. It's a good way to keep yourself accountable, which is something 4chan users chronically avoid

記録を取るのはアレだが役に立つ。ログを取り始めてからというもの、1日1時間のイマージョンが4時間になった。他の人に勝って、数字が上がっていくのを見るのにハマってしまってね。

4chanユーザーはいつもこれをやることから逃げているが、立てた目標ちゃんと達成するためにはい方法だ。

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There's no fixing that person = あの人はどうしようもない/ 救いようがない/ 付ける薬がない = There's no way you can fix that person

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yeah but that's no excuse for him to act like a bitch lol まあ確かにそうだが、だからといってあいつがクソみたいに振る舞っていい理由にはならないわ

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he was a cool guy like way back then 前はいいやつだったんだよ

emphasis on "was" 「前は」だけどな

then shit kinda went downhill, he had a spat with Dave regarding some shit i didnt care about そこから色々とクソみたいな状況になって、どうでもいいことでジョンと喧嘩した

i didnt pay attention tbh

and then after some back and forths we just never really talked to each other そんで色々と言い合いを重ねた結果、あいつとは喋らなくなった

maybe John can fill you in on the details, because im a secondary source here 詳しいことはジョンに聞けばわかると思う 俺は又聞きだから

because while they were raging at each other i was out of the server being a productive member of society こいつらが喧嘩してたとき俺は社会の一員として建設的なことをしてたからな

ye, i think i will try to find out about all this later ああ、それについては後で調べてみるわ

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he wants to be alone he literally said that. So just give him some time and he will come back on his own time. 一人にさせてほしいって言われたんだろ?なら少し時間を与えれば、自分が戻りたいと思ったときに戻ってくるだろう

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I went to the hospital to get blood work done → 病院に行って、採血された

https://eikaiwa.dmm.com/uknow/questions/99730/

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いいとこどり

get(pick) the best of everything(both)

get the best of both worlds

skim the cream

cherry pick

https://eikaiwa.dmm.com/uknow/questions/6202/

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Babble like an idiot using what few words you already know, and then only look stuff up when you cannot properly express yourself.

知ってる僅かな単語だけを使ってバカみたいに訳のわからないことを喋って、言いたいことをちゃんと言えないときだけ単語を調べる

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本音で話す

・I had a heart-to-heart with Stacy last night.(昨晩、ステイシーさんと本音を語り合いました。)

・He had a heart-to-heart talk with his dad about his future.(彼は自分の将来について父親本音で話し合いました。)

Let’s have a heart-to-heart conversation.(腹を割った話し合いをしましょう!)

https://hapaeikaiwa.com/blog/2015/12/03/%E3%80%8C%E8%85%B9%E3%82%92%E5%89%B2%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E8%A9%B1%E3%81%99%E3%80%8D%E3%81%AE%E8%8B%B1%E8%AA%9E%E8%A1%A8%E7%8F%BE/

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how do u keep coming up with these absolute bangers every day omg !!

どうやったらそんな面白いジョーク毎日のように思いつけるん?

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They literally just slap the word "AI" on everything now. なんでもかんでもAI文字を貼り付けている

= They're literally just plastering the word "AI" onto everything now.

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how much of the shit he is in is he responsible for?

彼が置かれているクソみたいな状況のどれだけが自身責任なんだ?

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that's like in the avg range それは平均身長くらいでしょ

my aunt is 140 i think, my mom is 150 うちの叔母は140で母は150だし

even for japan that's on the shorter side いや日本ですらそれは低い方に入るぞ

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what the fuck have i been missing out on まじかよ俺そんなのを見逃したのか

Idk I was gone before and after that 俺はその間ここにいなかったからしらん

well thank you for letting us know sir まあ知らせてくれて助かる

we pride ourselves on being the opposite of an echochamber so your complaints really help us! 俺たちはエコーチャンバーにならないことに誇りを持ってるから文句を言ってくれるのは助かる

personally im against inviting people we have bad blood with 個人的には仲の悪いやつを招待するのには反対だな

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i got all of the fairly common grammar points down just from looking up stuff while reading

頻出の文法については読書最中に調べることでマスターしたよ

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it makes you come off like passive aggressive そういう言い方はパッシブアグレッシブに聞こえるよ

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Now we're talking" 「そう来なくっちゃ!」

= That is what I wanted to hear; that's a good idea or a good plan, especially compared to previous suggestions.

例:

Let's have fish for dinner 夕食は魚にしよう

Ugh .. No えーいやだ

Okay then , chicken ならチキンはどう 

Now we're talking そう来なくっちゃ!

https://ja.hinative.com/questions/870022

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haggle

自動

値切る、値下げの交渉をする

議論[論争]する

・There's no need to haggle. : 論争する必要はありません。

他動

〔~を〕ぶった切る、〔~を〕手荒に切る

haggle over the price of

~の値段を値切る[の交渉をする]

表現パターンhaggle over [about] the price of

learn how to haggle at the market

市場で値切るのがうまくなる

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Never know when it's the good old days until they're gone あの頃は良かったなってのは過ぎ去って初めてわかるもの

communities always change when they get larger コミュニティは大きくなれば必ず変化していく

never gonna keep that smaller, more intimate thing going そうなればこじんまりとして距離の近かったあの感じはもう二度と戻らない

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イキる

I don’t like to talk to him because he is full of himself. 彼はイキってるので話したくありません。

He always tries to be bossy on purpose. 彼はいつもわざとイキろうとする。

You’ve changed. You used to be so cocky when we were in junior high school. 変わりましたね。あなた中学生の頃、とてもイキってましたよ

He always gets carried away when we party. I think we shouldn’t let him drink much. パーティーのとき、彼はいつもイキります。彼にたくさん飲ませないほうがいい思います

My father was always high-handed towards other parents. 私の父はいつも他の親に対してイキってました。

https://nativecamp.net/blog/20200805_full_of_oneself

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Again, I'm just going off my memory from a year ago, so be skeptical of what I say. Here are a few things that come to mind:

一年前の記憶頼りだからあんまり当てにしないでほしい

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like u just use the personality thing as a clutch to get ur foot in 自分の人となりを会話を始める取っ掛かりとして使えばいい (= as a starting point)

so if u talk to someone u just nerd out about learning japanese or something 誰かと話す際に日本語学習についてひたすら喋ってみたりとか

and thats like the vanguard of ur initial engagement そうすれば初めて会話をする際のきっかけになる

get one's foot in door

《have [get] (a [one's]) foot in (the) door》うまく最初の一歩を踏み出す、目的に向かって第一歩を進める、とっかかり[きっかけ・足掛かり]をつかむ、〔希望する組織などに〕入る機会に恵まれる、うまく入り込む、~する機会を得るきっかけをつかむ◆【語源セールスパーソン販売員]が玄関口で追い返されそうになったときに、ドアに足を入れて閉めさせないようにしてセールスしようとする様子から

vanguard

文化活動の〕前衛、先駆け◆【語源15世紀フランス語のavant-gardeがvandgardとして英語に入ったもの

文化活動の〕先駆者、先導者

軍事前衛、先陣◆【対】rear guard

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learning japanese is like falling down an endless flight of stairs 日本語学習は果てしなく続く階段を転げ落ちるようなものだ。

everytime you almost get your grip and are able to stop yourself, you realize that youre not standing on a step and fall again 足をついて止まることができたかと思えば、踏み段に立っていないことに気づいてまた落ちる

stairway to hell 地獄へ続く階段

flight of stairs 《a ~》一連の階段、一続きの階段、階と階の間の階段◆途中に踊り場がない一続きの階段

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I need to get on top of my sleep as I get older I'm finding it more difficult to manage my ongoing sleep deficit.

睡眠改善する必要がある。年をとるにつれ現在進行系の睡眠不足に対処するのが難しくなってきている

get on top of 〜” 「(物事を)うまく対処して」

https://kiwi-english.net/41906

その他の意味

get on top of

~の上に乗る[乗りかかる]

~を支配征服]する、~を鎮圧する、~に打ち勝つ

・We'll get on top of the situation as soon as we can. : できるだけ早く事態を収拾します。

~の手に負えなくなる、~を悩ます

仕事を〕片付ける

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haven't seen you post at all where the fuck were you 全然投稿してるの見かけなかったがどこに行ってたんだ

I got life shit haha 人生いろいろあったんだよ笑 (= "I have life stuff" or "I have things going on in my life.")

so do we all そりゃみんなそうやろ

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who are you? あんた誰?

John knows me. Me n him go back ジョンは俺のことを知ってるよ。あいつとは付き合いが長いからな

go back 〈話〉〔人が期間を〕さかのぼって知り合いであ

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Man they made it so much hard to see member lists in mobile now モバイルだとメンバーリストめっちゃ見にくくなったな

I think it's by design これはわざとだと思うわ

by design 故意

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I hate that it had to take this just for people to stop sleeping on Mel

みんながメルの素晴らしさに気づくためにはこれだけのこと(=契約解除)が必要なんて嫌だわ

=これだけのことが起こらないと誰もメルの素晴らしさに気づいてくれないなんて嫌だわ

sleep on

1. 〔即断・即答を避けて〕~について一晩考える

2. (米インフォーマル)人や物の素晴らしさに気づかない

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2024-01-11

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reading isn't in anymore = reading isn't popular anymore

読書はもう流行ってない

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I want Kamina to tell me to believe in the him that believes in me

カミナに「お前を信じる俺を信じろ」と言ってほしい。

→the himなのがミソ

Don't believe in yourself. Believe in ME! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!

自分を信じるな。俺を信じろ!お前を信じる俺を信じろ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwFNWyqHHyY

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墓穴を掘る = dig a hole

He is digging himself into his little hole pretty well all by himself.

もはや一人で勝手に墓穴をほっているようなもの

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There's no driving incentive to push far ahead when already standing in front of the pack, and it's already too late if you start slipping behind.

先頭に立っているとさらに前に進もうというインセンティブがなくなる。そして抜かれ始めたときにはもう遅い。

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結果を表す only to do が for someone to do の形で表される場合がある

Like I finally think I understood, do a word correctly, mark the correct accent for the professor to pronounce it in some way I've never heard of and mark it incorrect

ChatGPTの解釈: The speaker feels they finally grasp the concept, correctly pronounce a word with the appropriate accent, only to have the professor pronounce it differently in a way they've never heard before. As a result, the professor marks the pronunciation as incorrect

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bright 輝かしい 頭の良い

blight 破滅のもと、障害 やる気をくじくもの

「彼は聡明な生徒だ」と言おうとして He's a blight student. なんて言ったら大変なことになる

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level it up into/to something レベルアップさせて~にする

i ended up leveling it up into a Gardevior.

キルリアレベルアップさせてサーナイトにした

I'm leveling it up into a sports car

自分の車をスポーツカーレベルアップ(アップグレード)するつもりだ

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can't be bothered と don't bother の違い

1. 過去形場合は同じように使える

2. 現在形の do not bother は習慣的なことのみ使える

I don't bother cooking (to cook) because it's easier to eat out

外食のほうが簡単から普段から)わざわざ自炊なんてしない

3. 個別一時的な状況においては、can't be bothered を使う

I haven't eaten anything all day and I'm starving. I can't be bothered to cook. I'm going to grab some takeout.

丸一日何も食べてなくてペコペコだ。自炊するのは面倒だから、飯を買いに行こう(普段自炊しているかもしれない)

ただし can't be bothered は習慣的なことにも使えるっぽい

ソースhttps://www.quora.com/Are-cant-be-bothered-to-and-dont-bother-to-equal-in-meaning

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scale の意外な意味

〔魚・爬虫類の〕うろこ

〔チョウ・ガの〕鱗粉

〔皮膚の〕鱗屑

薄片

〈米〉〔容器内などに生じる〕水あか、湯あか◆【同】〈英〉fur

歯石◆【同】tartar

https://eow.alc.co.jp/search?q=scale

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roll off the tongue

発音やすい、言いやすい、語呂が良い

表現パターンtrip [roll, slip] off the tongue

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get on someone's good side

(人)の機嫌を取る、(人)の気に入る

あの人は八方美人

she/he loves to get on everyone's good side

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I always had this image in my mind that .... = ~というイメージがずっと頭の中にあった

I always had this image in my mind that 25 was the year I'd get my shit together

25歳になったらまともに人生歩んでるイメージがずっとあった

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that method doesn't involve actually producing anything of your own.

=You won't actually produce anything of your own with that method.

その方法ではオリジナリティのあるものは生み出せない

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Is there a chance that there will be more earthquakes? Or are we in the clear so far?

まだ地震が来る可能性はある?それともも大丈夫

after quakes can happen several days after

so nobody knows for sure

余震が数日後に来ることもあるからなんとも言えない

in the clear

疑い[容疑・嫌疑]の晴れた、逃げ切って、自由の身で

・We can get out of here now that we're in the clear. : われわれは容疑が晴れたのだから、ここから出られる。

The waves seem to arrive any time now

The waves seem to be coming at any moment

津波が今すぐにでも来るみたいだ

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leveled by the earthquake 《be ~》〔建物が〕地震で倒壊する

7.6 is no joke, Turkey had their cities leveled at like 7.4

震度7.6はまじでやばいトルコ震度7.4で都市部建物が倒壊しまくった

houses have been leveled, roads destroyed and there's a massive fire.

家は倒壊し、道路は壊れ、大規模な火災も起きている

It’s gonna be hard to sleep through this

こんな状況で寝るのは難しそうだ

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skew 歪める・歪曲する

askew 歪んだ Jaw becoming gradually askew 顎が徐々に歪む

skewer 串に刺す、串刺しにするように激しく攻撃する

eschew 避ける・控える

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Going on A date - お互いを知るためにする単発のデート。それ以降会わないこともありうる。

Dating - デートを何度か繰り返している状態。ただし恋人関係というわけではなくまだカジュアル関係。(中にはdating = be in a relationshipだと捉える人もいるらしい)

https://talk.collegeconfidential.com/t/going-out-on-a-date-vs-dating-someone/1117057

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A: what does XXX mean? これはなんて意味

B: where did you find it? it's all about context どこで見つけたん?文脈は大切よ

A: *explains the context the sentence is used in* (文脈について説明

B: cant make out using this either unfortunately 残念ながらそれを読んでもわからないな

its mostly way too rare for any information レアすぎて情報が見つから

what book is this excerpt from? それはどんな本から引用

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On time に In time する

時間通り」に「間に合う」

on time時間ぴったりという意味で、in timeはぴったりでなくてもギリギリ間に合っていれば使える

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