「post office」を含む日記

■Dear Japan

Dear Seller in Japan,

You haven't received payment because you haven't shipped the item out. You are to ship the item( Apple iPhone 6S Factory Sealed Unlocked Phone, 64GB (Gold) ) through USPS/post office Express. shipping cost $18 including insurance. The client paid $90 for shipping. The total amount that will be transferred to you after you have shipped and gotten back to us with the shipment reference number is $1200. Kindly ship out today and get back to us with a copy of the custom receipt

This is the shipping address.

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Shipping address:

Akinsulere Johnpaul

19 Irepodun street off ogundele street oko-oba

agege,lagos state

Nigeria

23401

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Feel free to contact us for any Question or Query.

Thanks for your Co-Operation

Warmest Regards,

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■「怖いくらい通じるカタカナ英語の法則」池谷裕二

http://anond.hatelabo.jp/20100715165527 の続き、法則じゃなくて実践編。

グッモーネン

Good morning.

グラフトヌーン

Good afternoon.

グッナイッ

Good night.

ナイストミーチュ

Nice to meet you.

アイムフルムジャペアン

I 'm from Japan.

ジャスタリルウ

Just a little.

テンキュ

Thank you.

ユオウェウクム

You are welcome.

ナラローウ

Not at all.

ダーツォウケイ

That's OK.

ドンウオウリアバウレッ

Don't worry about it.

ハオユ？

How are you?

ワツァッ？

What is up?

テイケオ

Take care.

ハバウシャペン？

How about shopping?

アイウテイケッ

I will take it.

イゼリナフ？

Is that enough?

メヤイカミン？

May I come in?

ゲラウラヴヒア

Get out of here.

プリーズハヴスィーツ

Please have a seat.

アイガーレッ

I got it.

メイクセンス

Makes sense.

アイナッシュオ

I am not sure.

アイディンーノウダーッ

I didn't know that.

セイーラゲイン

Say it again.

オユシュオ？

Are you sure?

アイニーラキャーブ

I need a cab.

アイムゲリンガフ

I am getting off.

ワッシュライドゥ？

What shuld I do?

テイケルーズィ

Take it easy.

アイガーラゴウ

I've got to go.

アカプラメネツ

A couple of minutes.

ギンミスメデスン

Give me some medicine.

アカパカーフィ　プリーズ

A cup of coffee, please.

ケナイヘヴ　スムウワラ？

Can I have some water?

レンミー　ゲラスライス　トゥゴウ

Let me get a slice to go.

ドゥヤヴ　コウク？

Do you have coke?

ケニュテイカワペクチョ？

Can you take our picture?

クジュウテウミ　ダウリルダ　ボウスタフェス？

Could you tell me the way to the post office?

ハルアイゲットゥ　トウキョウ　ステイシュン？

How do I get to Tokyo station?

アイワニュル　ペクミーアパテオポーッ（ｔ）

I want you to pick me up at the airport.

ジュマインデファイ　オウペナドア？

Do you mind if I open the door?

ワルヨーテンカバウレッ？

What do you think about it?

プリーッセンミスマネ　ズスーネズパセボウ

Please send me some money as soon as possible.

ワッカイナムーヴィズ　ドゥユライク？

What kind of movies do you like?

ジュワナ　レスナ　ミューゼッ（ｃ）？

Do you want to listen to music?

アイムガナ　ヴェゼタ　ユナイレッステイツ

I am going to visit the United States.

ダーツナーッワライメンッ

That is not what I meant.

アイドンフィーウライケッ

I don't feel lile it.

アイムサポウズタゴスィアダクトゥオ

I am supposed to go see a docter.

ワツダネクスタッ（ｐ）

What is the next stop?

ハーロンダゼッテイク？

How long does it take?

イツユオズイズネッ？

It is yours, isn't it?

アイハフタドゥマイベスッ

I have to do my best.

ハヴュベナセアロウ？

Have you been to Seattle?

アイウォズエイボラスウィム

I was able to swim.

ウィアダラーラスノウ

We had a lot of snow.

アイシュダヴ　ポーラブレアンヌー　コンピューロ

I shoud have bought a brand new computer.

ユースピーク　ナロンリー　ジェアパニーズ　バローウソウ　エングレッシュ

You speak not only Japanese but also English.

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ムズ痒いブログ:メレディスちゃんのお手紙 - livedoor Blog（ブログ）

http://blog.livedoor.jp/deal_with0603/archives/51399970.html

snopes.com: Letter from God about Abbey (Dead Dog)

http://www.snopes.com/glurge/abbey.asp

God Lives In The Post Office

http://www.thedogplace.org/Articles/Family-Dog/God-Post-Office-0903.htm

Amazon.com: When a Pet Dies (9780698116665): Fred Rogers: Books

http://www.amazon.com/When-Pet-Dies-Fred-Rogers/dp/0698116666

Boing Boing: USPS: HOWTO send mail to God/Santa

http://boingboing.net/2005/12/13/usps_howto_send_mail.html

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