コインチェックが騒ぎになっているが、今月上旬に2時間で終わるはずのメンテにまる2日以上かけて、
I fell asleep at my desk. In a dream, the ghost of a butterfly from the future whispered to me "the dollar hit 0 bitcoin".
I wake up, people around me dabbing the blood from their eyes. Progress has been made but not enough. I crack my whip
-- "we aren't getting to zero like this!". The flogging will continue until morale improves.
Expect another update after I make my rounds. I'm sorry I've let you down.