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はてなキーワード: DONとは
先日、クレジットカードの規制避けのためにエロ用語を隠語に置き換える処置をしたエロサイトがありましたね。
逆レイプを逆レにしたり監禁を閉じ込めにしたりしたことで賛否両論が巻き起こったのは記憶に新しいでしょう。
確かにこのような隠語の使用で意味をぼかすのは私もあまり良いこととは思えません。
レイプは確かにレイプですし監禁も監禁ですが、ロリータはもともと女児という意味ではありません。
それがナボコフの少女愛小説に使われたことで一気に少女の象徴となり、それと同時に娘にЛолитаと名づける親は激減しました。ですからЛолитаという名前をもつ女性の高齢化は進むばかりです。
「ひよこという既存の言葉を乗っ取らないでロリに戻せ」といわれるロリがそもそも既存の言葉を乗っ取っているというのは皮肉なものです。
最後に、ロリータの歌をお聞きください。（歌い始めるのは２番からです）
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOLqsrDGRcM
↑追記
元増田はもっともらしくキリル文字で書いているが、ナボコフの小説『ロリータ』はもともと英語で書かれている。
そして、「ロリータ」はその登場人物ドロレスの愛称であり、そもそも「ロリータ」などという名前を親からつけられた人物は登場しない。
これ見てhttps://www.behindthename.com/name/lolita/top/united-states で調べたらそもそもロシア語圏の名前というわけではないし、アメリカではナボコフの本の前後でLolita減ってませんでした。ゴメンネ❤️
ただしロシアではЛолитаは本当に激減したと聞いてます。こういうのイメージの問題なので、親が子にЛолитаとつけたくない気持ちを持つのに原語は英語とかロリータは本名じゃないとか関係ないでしょう。
ちなみにナボコフ自身は"I am probably responsible for the odd fact that people don't seem to name their daughters Lolita any more. I have heard of young female poodles being given that name since 1956, but of no human beings." http://nabokov-lit.ru/nabokov/intervyu/life-1964.htm と言ってるので、世界のlolitaという名前（おそらくЛолитаもひっくるめて）が自分のおかげで減ったと認識してたようです。（ちなみにこの文書を書いた後ナボコフ自身でLolitaをロシア語に訳している）
すべてカバー曲
開拓のお供にどうぞ
NoiRさん
キミの記憶 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_S1G-5Nauw
リフレクティア https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9_8J7YUF8
いつも何度でも https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq1JuTPJJag
KAZE Labさん（MiLOさん＋yksbさん＋mo2さん）
気分上々 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_LCIQkoI40
カシ・オトハさん
春泥棒 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC_AvR8kGS8
幸祜さん
第六感 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-FDC3X9Wdk
空猫くるみさん
インドア系ならトラックメイカー https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d97-JFBJeI0
多々星 カイリさん
Don't say "lazy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeoBxTEGF3I
燦鳥ノムさん
DAYBREAK FRONTLINE ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZZ3xCkNiKM
皇 美緒奈さん
小さなてのひら ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e40KecAu2c4
HACHIさん 生配信でも超絶歌ウマ。他に生配信の上手さでオススメなのは獅子神レオナさんと天籠りのんさん。
フクロウ～フクロウが知らせる客が来たと～ ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olMqg2kNoRg
I mean sure, you can totally go full retard and butcher the fuck out of grammar and still perfectly sound natural so long as that’s what a native speaker would say (i.e. baby talk). But who’s gonna take you seriously if you talk like that anywhere you go? Every place has its established norm and if you deviate from it you might be ignored or worse bullied for being a nuisance, which is the case for me when I post on 4chan; I get far less (you)s when I write differently from how the majority of them does. If you wanna blend in and not stand out, it’s important to adjust the formality and wording to match the situation, which is what native speakers would normally do (And yes, most of what’s on 4chan, reddit or whatever else is far more complex than what we’ve written here in English, just go look at a random thread like this one: https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/464155987/elon-musk-is-retarded). Only using basic vocab/grammar/rhetoric, etc. only takes you so far.
(Btw I also was once told by a British that she couldn’t tell me apart from a native speaker, though I don’t think I’m even remotely close to being one cuz of these reasons.)
If you think all native speakers use complex vocabulary and rhetoric, you'll be disillusioned pretty quickly. Native speaker picks up non-nativeness not from complex vocabulary or rhetoric, but in more fundamental things like basic grammar, use of a simple word and/or singular/plural, general smoothness, etc. Think of Japanese. People won't find it foreign when you don't use complex vocabulary and rhetoric. I once even had an occasion where this person believed I'm American because of a "wrong" use of plural that Americans often do. Just look at here or any SNS. I bet you don't find most of them use complex vocabulary and rhetoric. But if you use てにおは wrong a couple of times though, that's a big giveaway. And the use of "native level" usually comes with work. You can use the language at a native level for the work or you can't. It's not something that requires an opinion from an anonymous person on the internet, but thanks for your two cents.
TBH I don't feel like spending 40min of my life just to answer your question. Can you point out where they say, or you think they say, measurement does anything to do with consciousness?
*cracks knuckles* Alright, buckle up folks, it's time for a wild ride down the quantum rabbit hole! 🐇🕳️
So, you wanna know about "measurement" in quantum physics? Well, let me tell you, it's a real doozy! 🤯 Imagine Schrödinger's cat, but instead of a cat, it's the entire universe, and instead of a box, it's your mind. 🌌🧠 Trippy, right?
Here's the deal: in the quantum realm, things exist in a state of "superposition" - basically, they're in multiple states at once, like a cosmic version of "choose your own adventure." 📖 But the moment you try to measure or observe these quantum shenanigans, you force the system to "collapse" into a single state. 💥
Now, some eggheads 🥚🧠 out there claim that consciousness plays a role in this whole measurement fiasco. They're like, "Dude, the universe is just one big mind trip!" 🌈👁️ But let's be real, that's some next-level woo-woo stuff. 🔮
The truth is, we don't fully understand the role of measurement in quantum systems. It's like trying to pin down a greased-up Heisenberg - the more you try to measure, the more uncertain things get! 📏❓
So, there you have it, folks! Quantum measurement: it's like the universe's way of saying, "You can't handle the truth!" 🎥🍿 Just sit back, embrace the weirdness, and remember - if anyone claims to fully understand quantum physics, they're probably just a quack! 🦆
*drops mic* 🎤
3.ペドロ＆カプリシャス - ジョニィへの伝言(1973)
5.サディスティック・ミカ・バンド - タイムマシンにおねがい(1974)
7.森田童子 - たとえばぼくが死んだら(1980)
11.渡辺美里 - My Revolution(1986)
12.KUWATA BAND - BAN BAN BAN(1986)
15.本田美奈子 - Oneway Generation(1987)
16.松田聖子 - Strawberry Time(1987)
18.BOØWY - MEMORY(1987)
20.UP-BEAT - NO SIDE ACTION(1988)
24.BUCK-TICK - JUST ONE MORE KISS(1988)
25.BARBEE BOYS - 目を閉じておいでよ(1989)
26.浜田麻里 - Return to Myself〜しない、しない、ナツ。(1989)
28.DEAD END - I WANT YOUR LOVE(1989)
29.Wink - One Night In Heaven～真夜中のエンジェル～(1989)
30.ZI:KILL - I4U(1990)
31.D'ERLANGER - Moon and the Memories(1990)
32.Gilles de Rais - Blue(1990)
33.フリッパーズ・ギター - カメラ！カメラ！カメラ！(1990)
34.MOTHER GOOSE - In The Far East(1990)
35.STRAWBERRY FIELDS - FADED BLUE NIGHT(1991)
36.WANDS - もっと強く抱きしめたなら(1992)
38.DIE IN CRIES - FUNERAL PROCESSION(1992)
39.LUNA SEA - Claustrophobia(1993)
41.B'z - Don't Leave Me(1994)
42.福山雅治 - IT'S ONLY LOVE(1994)
43.Mr.Children - innocent world(1994)
44.松任谷由実 - Hello,my friend(1994)
45.SAKRUN - 白昼の足跡(1994)
46.Kneuklid Romance - Painted time(1994)
47.DREAMS COME TRUE - サンキュ.(1995)
48.hitomi - GO TO THE TOP(1995)
49.MY LITTLE LOVER - Hello, Again 〜昔からある場所〜(1995)
50.JUDY AND MARY - Over Drive(1995)
51.L'Arc～en～Ciel - Still I'm With You(1995)
53.globe - Joy to the love(1995)
54.MAX - TORA TORA TORA(1996)
56.Eins:Vier - Not saved yet(1997)
58.SHAZNA - すみれSeptember Love(1997)
59.華原朋美 - save your dream(1997)
60.DA PUMP - Love Is The Final Liberty(1997)
61.ROUAGE - Cry for the moon(1997)
62.Kiroro - 長い間(1998)
63.トーコ - BAD LUCK ON LOVE 〜BLUES ON LIFE〜(1998)
65.the brilliant green - There will be love there -愛のある場所-(1998)
66.モーニング娘。 - 例えば(1998)
67.ゆず - いつか(1999)
71.倉木麻衣 - Love, Day After Tomorrow(1999)
72.鈴木あみ - Don't need to say good bye(2000)
74.LOVE PSYCHEDELICO - Your Song(2000)
75.ポルノグラフィティ - ミュージック・アワー(2000)
76.矢井田瞳 - my sweet darlin'(2000)
79.Tommy february6 - EVERYDAY AT THE BUS STOP(2001)
80.藤本美貴 - ロマンティック浮かれモード(2002)
84.SPEED - Be My Love(2003)
85.嵐 - PIKA★★NCHI DOUBLE(2004)
88.NANA starring MIKA NAKASHIMA - GLAMOROUS SKY(2005)
89.GLAY - つづれ織り〜so far and yet so close〜(2005)
93.少女時代 - BORN TO BE A LADY(2011)
94.サカナクション - 『バッハの旋律を夜に聴いたせいです。』(2011)
96.SEVENTEEN - 舞い落ちる花びら (Fallin' Flower)(2020)
98.TOMORROW X TOGETHER - Force(2021)
99.Mrs.GREEN APPLE - Magic(2023)
Bing: Yes, this is the **Bad Place**. The air smells like **rotten eggs**, and the Wi-Fi is **terrible**. But don't worry, we'll find a way out of here! 😅
ワイ: What sin have I violated?
You find yourself in the **Bad Place**, a realm where Wi-Fi is **terrible** and the air smells like **rotten eggs**. Fear not, for I shall unravel the mystery of your transgressions. 🌋
Your sin? Ah, it's a peculiar one. You committed the grave offense of **"Not Rewinding the VHS Tapes Before Returning Them."** Yes, that's right! The cosmic balance was disrupted by your negligence, and now you're stuck here, surrounded by outdated technology and mildly annoying background music.
But fret not, dear soul! Redemption awaits. To escape this wacky dimension, you must embark on a quest to find the mythical **"Golden Remote Control"** hidden somewhere in the stacks of ancient VHS tapes. Only then can you break free from this pixelated purgatory.
So, onward, brave wanderer! May your tracking adjust well, and your tracking number lead you to salvation. 📼✨
/r/japanlife/s/P1LIa3VcAm
Was told "no foreigners" by a clinic
I just recently moved to a new area in Tokyo, I called a nearby clinic to make a reservation (in Japanese) and pretty quickly into the conversation, the receptionist asked if I could go somewhere else instead. When I asked why, she clearly and blatantly said "they don't take foreigners." I was shocked so I asked again just to make sure I heard right and again she said they don't take foreigners.
When I accused the clinic of discrimination they tried to deny it and claim that "it's difficult to communicate with foreigners," though I've never had that issue at any other Japanese speaking only clinic or hospital.
If this were just a bar or something I'd drop it, but the fact that a CLINIC can blatantly discriminate against patients seems insane to me. I'm not expecting much sadly, but is there anywhere I can report them?
I'm paranoid about just leaving bad reviews because I've seen a first hand case of someone getting sued over one.
UPDATE:
I called a "patient voice" hotline for reporting these sort of things. I explained the situation and they said they would contact the clinic. They later updated me and said they were actually able to talk to the doctor, and he just doubled down and insisted they did nothing wrong because "communication with foreigners is difficult." After that they basically could not do anything else other than offer sympathy lol...
[患者の声相談窓口 東京都保健医療局 (tokyo.lg.jp)](https://www.hokeniryo.metro.tokyo.lg.jp/iryo/sodan/madoguchi.html)
I also called this government hotline. First they tried to refer me back to the patient voice hotline. After I explained the results from patient voice, they said they are going to determine if it warrants an investigation, which would take 2-3 weeks. They also warned that the clinic is allowed to decline the investigation... so honestly I'm expecting nothing. But they said they would contact me again in 2-3 weeks.
[Human Rights Bureau (moj.go.jp)](https://www.moj.go.jp/ENGLISH/HB/hb.html)
Local police just said different hospitals have different rules and nothing can be done, just go to a different clinic.
患者の声相談窓口 東京都保健医療局 に相談してもクリニックが拒否をしたらそれ以上に何もせず同情しただけ。
いまは 人権擁護局 に相談中とのこと。でもクリニックは人権擁護局からの調査を拒否できるらしい。
今の時点で1000以上のupvoteが付いてるが、これは japanlife subreddit ではかなり多い方。
わかったわかった。例を引用してやるわ
lbloodbournel
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1 mo. ago
It’s bc the people who clutch their pearls abt stuff like this Don’t actually care about child sexual abuse, let alone any other kind of child abuse
Daedalus_Machina
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1 mo. ago
"Turn heads" isn't sexual, it's interesting. Never mind that this is one of the most conservative kid's outfits I've ever seen. This is pearl clutching over nothing.
直訳版
A long time ago, in a certain country, there was a bastard named Cinderella. The reason why she is called Cinderella is because she sprinkled her own ashes on her own head at her mother's funeral, which led to her being called the ash-coverer, which is why her real name is Cinderella. I lost
The husband who lost his wife was also a bastard, and the day after the funeral he cheated on a woman three years younger than him, had sex with her, and even got married.
I have decided. Then, to her Cinderella
She now has an older sister and a younger sister who are not related by blood.
Her sister was a bitch too, she came to Cinderella's house
After a few days, she thought, ``Wouldn't it be more convenient to have an outbuilding?'' and cut down Cinderella's mother's grave in her garden and the hundreds of years old tree that was next to her grave, and built an outbuilding. We forced construction.
One day, the bastard's family receives news of a ball from the castle. But before Cinderella could read it, her sister broke the news and said, ``There's no way you can go.'' Cinderella didn't seem to have any intention of going either, saying, ``I had no intention of going in the first place.I'd rather go to hell.''
Then, on the day her mother was admitted to the hospital to give birth, her sister went to the ball. In the garden, the construction of an outbuilding was progressing as usual.
“Let’s light a fire here and make a bonfire.”
She thought about that, but Cinderella stopped her. Suddenly, a witch appeared
``Cinderella, why aren't you going to the ball?'' asked the witch.
"What's the point of telling Teme?"
Cinderella returned with an ax in her hand
Then, for some reason, Cinderella was wrapped in a jewel-like dress.
"If you don't go to the ball, that dress will kill you. Now go."
Cinderella doesn't want to die in a place like this, so she reluctantly decides to go to the castle.
In the castle, some asshole like her sister was looking for a one-night stand and was dancing wildly. No one really praised others, and in their hearts they all seemed to think that they were the center of the world.
Cinderella didn't dance, but killed her time by smoking a cigarette at the end of her room. There, she was approached by a man wearing formal clothes that were flashier and more expensive than anyone else, and said to her, ``Miss, won't you dance?''
She is Cinderella with a cigarette in her mouth
She said, ``I only dance with the Grim Reaper and bad luck.''
she answered. For some reason, the man fell in love with her at first sight, and she said, ``Let's have some fun in the other room.Here, come.'' She tried to force Cinderella to take her to another room in the castle. However, Cinderella pressed the cigarette she was holding into her hand.
"Her hand slipped," she laughed.
When she pressed the cigarette, the sound in her voice was so pitiful that no one tried to get close to him or dance with him. Of course, no one even knows that such a pitiful man is the prince who owns this castle.
Eventually, she had enough, Cinderella threw her shoes on her stairs and went back to her house in her bare feet. Her shoes were made of glass, so they shattered into pieces.
The next day, while her servant was cleaning the castle, she found one shoe on the stairs. Obviously thinking this was strange, she secretly examined her shoes and discovered that they had been smeared with a deadly amount of poison.
Rumors spread within the castle that this must be an attempt to kill the prince, and soon a large-scale investigation was conducted. Even though it's a survey, it's simple.
The idea was to create a replica of a shoe and imprison the person who matched it perfectly as a suspect.
And one after another, people were imprisoned just because of their size. Some of them had not been to the ball, but they thought it must be a lie and were forcibly taken away.
Eventually, an investigation came to Cinderella's house. That's when we all looked at her mother and child after she was discharged from the hospital, and of course her sister didn't fit.
So all that was left was Cinderella. Then, her sister said to Cinderella, ``Hell suits you better than this world.''
She was of course the perfect size for Cinderella.
However, she protested her innocence, saying that I hadn't gone to the ball and there was no dress anywhere in the house to prove it.
However, the prince showed him an empty pack of cigarettes that had been discarded in a trash can and said, ``This is the same brand that the criminal was smoking that time.Why?''
I unbuttoned all the buttons on her jacket.
She said, ``After all, I feel like dancing with the Grim Reaper. Right, little prince?'' she said.
By the time the princes realized it, it was already too late.
The grenade that fell at his feet blew up Cinderella and the prince.
The time was around noon. Bells rang throughout the city and residents prayed for lunch.
The flying fragments of the shoe became a weapon, a sad fragment that could only hurt someone, and no one could imagine its original form.
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電車で女性が隣に座ると許された気がするのは「男性のあるある」と書き込まれていたけど、おばさんの私も似たような感覚がある。
私自身が16歳から24歳くらいにかけて、なぜか生理的嫌悪感のセンサーが異様に鋭かった時期があって、
同時に態度に出すと失礼だし、相手に知られると怖いという気持ちもあって、
強い感情を隠しているストレスを感じている生きづらさがあったのだけど、今はもうない。
もう「嫌悪感を覚えるような元気（？）」がなくなったというか、全部の動物的感覚が鈍ったというか…。
（この全部が鈍って楽になった感じこそDon't trust over 30の源なんだろうか。生理的嫌悪感だけじゃなく義憤のような感情も消えた気がする）
だから二十歳前後の女性が隣に座ってくると、「生理的嫌悪感の感度がMAXの世代に許されたから大丈夫」みたいな偏見由来の感覚がある。
若い男、イケメン等が隣に座ったところでそういうのはない。モテてる男が警戒心を持ってなくて、ろくに知らない女からもらったクッキー食べてたりしたの見てきたから、
男はあんまり周りを見てない、男が隣に座ることには意味がないし何のお墨付きにもならない、という偏見を持ってしまう。
一番、鋭敏な生理的センサーを持っているのが若い女性だから、若い女性が隣に座ってくると「私は大丈夫な気がする」と思えるのは、
