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サーバーサイドでマジメに作ったら逮捕されるんだろうか…？けーさつこわいから悪用とかしないでね＞＜
ところで2chのどっかの板の名前欄って人名と地名がランダム表示されるけど、どうやってリストを作成してるんだろ？
<html><head><title>反抗予告ジェネレータ</title><script type="text/javascript"><!-- var safe_mode = 1; var date, place, object, action; date = get_date(); object = get_object(); action = get_action(); httpRequest("http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E3%81%AE%E5%A4%A7%E5%AD%A6%E4%B8%80%E8%A6%A7"); function get_date() { var now = new Date(); now.setTime(now.getTime() + Math.floor(Math.random()*1000*60*60*24*30)); if (safe_mode != 0) { now.setTime(now.getTime() + 1000*60*60*24*(365*3+366)/4*100); } return now.getYear()+"年"+(now.getMonth()+1)+"月"+now.getDate()+"日"+now.getHours()+"時"+now.getMinutes()+"分"+now.getSeconds()+"秒"; } function get_object() { var b = ["小女子", "増田", "ひろゆき", "ぬこ"]; return b[Math.floor(Math.random()*b.length)]; } function get_action() { var b = ["投", "SATSUGAI", "なでなで", "もふもふ"]; return b[Math.floor(Math.random()*b.length)]; } function httpRequest(target_url) { try { if(window.XMLHttpRequest) { httpObj = new XMLHttpRequest(); } else if(window.ActiveXObject) { httpObj = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP"); } else { return; } } catch(e) { return; } httpObj.open("GET", target_url, true); httpObj.onreadystatechange = DataRead; httpObj.send(""); return; } function DataRead() { if (httpObj.readyState == 4 && httpObj.status == 200) { var res = httpObj.responseText; var b = new Array(); b = res.match(/>([亜-熙]+)大学/g); place = b[Math.floor(Math.random()*b.length-1)].replace(">",""); if (safe_mode != 0) { place = place.replace("大学", "○○"); } document.body.innerText = date+"に"+place+"あたりで"+object+"を"+action+"します…！"; } } // --></script></head><body style="color:red; background-color:black; font-size:30px; text-align:center;"></body></html>
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