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2024-04-15

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You can't trust the tap water.

Two zero four eight six three.

Look behind you.

I said,

 look,

behind,

 you.

2024-04-06

Close your head

Close your eyes…」「Close your head…
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Close your eyes... Close your head...
say, what you saw. you can see with mind.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I saw... darkness. My mind's eye is a void, devoid of sight.
i can light you.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Light me then.
<*click*> i light you now. then, what you see? you can see with mind.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I see a dimly lit room. Shadows dance on the walls, and a faint, eerie glow permeates the space.
Shadow of what?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The shadows seem to take form, twisting and contorting into strange, indistinct shapes. It's as if they are the embodiment of forgotten fears and hidden desires.
Do you have any idea who is showing it?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I have no idea. The source of these shadows remains hidden, shrouded in mystery and intrigue.
OK, let's leave the mysterious and scary shadow behind. What else can you see in this room?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: In this dimly lit room, I can make out a cluttered assortment of objects. There's an old, tattered book lying open on a dusty table, its pages filled with arcane symbols. A moth-eaten rug covers a portion of the floor, and a cracked mirror hangs on one wall, reflecting distorted images. The air carries a musty scent, and I sense an atmosphere of abandonment and neglect.
You pick book and check it
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I reach out and pick up the old book. Its pages feel brittle and fragile in my hands. As I flip through the pages, the text appears to be written in a language I can't comprehend, filled with cryptic symbols and diagrams. It's a tome of secrets, but its meaning remains elusive.
see book cover
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I examine the cover of the book, trying to discern any details despite the dim light. The cover is worn and weathered, and it bears an intricate design of what appears to be a coiled serpent, its scales formed from shimmering, iridescent colors. Above the serpent, there's a title in elegant script, but it's written in a language I can't decipher. The book exudes an aura of mystique and ancient knowledge.
Is there a place to go? What about the door?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I turn my attention to the room's exit, the door. It stands tall and imposing, made of heavy, dark wood. There's a tarnished doorknob, and the door appears to be slightly ajar, revealing a sliver of what lies beyond. It beckons me to explore further, promising unknown adventures or perhaps even more mysteries.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I approach the door and grasp the tarnished doorknob. With a gentle push, the door creaks open, revealing a corridor shrouded in shadows. The faint glow from the room behind me barely penetrates the darkness ahead. I step cautiously into the corridor, ready to uncover the secrets that lie beyond.
foward.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I proceed forward down the shadowy corridor, my footsteps echoing faintly in the dimness. The path ahead seems endless, and the air grows cooler as I delve deeper into the unknown, guided only by the flickering light behind me and the anticipation of what awaits.
foward and look around
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Continuing down the corridor, I take a moment to look around. The walls are lined with faded, tattered tapestries depicting scenes of ancient battles and mythical creatures. The torch sconces that once held flames have long since burned out, leaving only empty brackets. The air feels heavy with history, and there's a faint, eerie whispering that seems to emanate from the walls themselves, as if they hold secrets untold.
keep going until you discover something
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I press on, the corridor seemingly endless. My journey is shrouded in uncertainty, but I persist, driven by the need to discover what lies ahead. The shadows deepen, and the air grows colder as I continue, my curiosity and determination unwavering.
stop! you here that?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I halt in my tracks, straining my ears to listen. There's a faint, distant sound, almost like a whisper carried on the wind. It's indistinct, but it holds a mysterious allure, beckoning me to investigate further.
listen carefully
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I listen intently, my senses sharpened as I focus on the elusive sound. It becomes clearer, a haunting melody that seems to weave through the very air itself. It's both captivating and eerie, drawing me closer to its source with each haunting note.
who play that?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The source of the haunting melody remains elusive, hidden in the shadows. It's as if the music emanates from the very walls, an ethereal presence that defies explanation. There is no visible musician, yet the music continues to fill the corridor, casting a spell of enchantment and mystery.
Head to the source of the sound and investigate (dice roll)
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I heed the roll of the dice and embark on a quest to trace the source of the haunting melody. Each step takes me closer to the enchanting sound, and as I round a corner in the corridor, I come upon a door, slightly ajar, from which the music seems to emanate. My heart races with anticipation as I push the door open, eager to unveil the secrets that lie within.
When you open the door, there...
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: When I open the door, there stands a grand chamber bathed in an otherworldly glow. In the center of the room, an ornate grand piano commands attention. The keys move on their own, playing the haunting melody that had drawn me here. But there's no one at the piano.The room is adorned with opulent tapestries and gilded mirrors, reflecting the surreal scene before me. Candlelit chandeliers hang from the ceiling, casting a warm, flickering light that dances across the walls. The air is filled with an intoxicating fragrance, a mix of ancient incense and delicate flowers.At the far end of the room, a figure cloaked in shadows stands beside an enormous, antique bookshelf filled with tomes of forgotten knowledge. Their presence is enigmatic, and their intentions remain unclear.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I approach the grand piano, its keys still playing the haunting melody. As I inspect it, I notice that there are no visible hands or fingers touching the keys. It's as if the piano itself is possessed by some unseen force, creating the music with an ethereal touch.The piano is a masterpiece of craftsmanship, adorned with intricate carvings and inlaid with precious gemstones. Its keys are made of polished ivory, and they move in perfect harmony with the haunting tune. It's a surreal and mesmerizing sight, leaving me both entranced and bewildered.
Be careful, it might be a man-eating piano.
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: I heed the caution and approach the grand piano with caution. Although it plays on its own, I remain wary of its mysterious nature. The possibility of a man-eating piano lingers in my mind, adding an extra layer of tension to the already surreal scene.
the piano suddenly stops
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The abrupt halt of the piano's music sends a shiver down my spine. The chamber falls into an eerie silence, broken only by the flickering candlelight. It's as if the very essence of the room holds its breath, waiting for what comes next.
You feel disgusted and turn around. What happened?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: As I turn around, a wave of revulsion washes over me. My senses reel in disgust at the sight before me. The figure that had been cloaked in shadows has now revealed itself, and it is a grotesque, nightmarish entity. Its form is a twisted amalgamation of human and beast, with grotesque, elongated limbs and a maw of sharp, jagged teeth.The once opulent chamber has transformed into a nightmarish lair, with walls adorned in macabre art and gruesome trophies. The air is thick with the stench of decay and despair. I am trapped in a surreal and horrifying nightmare, unable to escape the clutches of this abomination.
it scary. what will you do?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: Fear courses through me as I confront this nightmarish entity and its gruesome lair. In this realm of horrors, I must make a decision. I choose to... confront the entity, my curiosity and determination outweighing my fear, as I seek to uncover the mysteries and secrets that lie within this twisted nightmare.
how?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: With trembling resolve, I take a step forward, slowly approaching the grotesque entity. I attempt to communicate with it, asking it what it wants or why it has brought me here. My voice quivers, but my determination to unravel the enigma that surrounds this nightmarish realm remains steadfast.
any result?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: The grotesque entity regards me with malevolent, glowing eyes, its jagged maw twitching with an unsettling smile. It responds with a guttural, incomprehensible language, filled with whispers and hisses. It becomes apparent that communication with this entity is futile, and its intentions remain shrouded in darkness.As I continue to stand before this nightmarish being, I feel a growing sense of dread, realizing that escape may be the only option left.
surely. what will you do?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: With no hope of communication or understanding, and the nightmarish entity's menacing presence growing more oppressive, I decide to make a hasty retreat. I turn and rush toward the door through which I entered, driven by the instinct to escape the horrors of this surreal nightmare.
Did it go well? Or Bad?
ChatGPT
<rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light>: My escape from the nightmarish realm was fraught with tension and fear, but I managed to reach the door and slam it shut behind me. The grotesque entity and its horrifying lair were left behind, at least for the moment. Whether it went well or bad is a matter of perspective. I survived the encounter, but the mysteries and terrors of that surreal place still haunt my thoughts. The experience was a chilling reminder of the unknown and the horrors that can lurk within it.
look around

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2024-04-03

anond:20240403155804

そうですね!やかましいですね!ところでウクライナ音楽ロシア音楽をかけ合わせたらどうなるでしょうか?とっても平和の響きがするでしょう!あなたの手持ちのイスラエルも混ぜてみましょうよよよよよよよよよよよよよよよ

<div class="conversation"><h4>Close your head</h4><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Close your eyes…」「Close your head…</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Close your eyes... Close your head...</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>say, what you saw. you can see with mind.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I saw... darkness. My mind's eye is a void, devoid of sight.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>i can light you. </div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Light me then.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>&lt;*click*&gt; i light you now. then, what you see? you can see with mind.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I see a dimly lit room. Shadows dance on the walls, and a faint, eerie glow permeates the space.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Shadow of what?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The shadows seem to take form, twisting and contorting into strange, indistinct shapes. It's as if they are the embodiment of forgotten fears and hidden desires.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Do you have any idea who is showing it?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I have no idea. The source of these shadows remains hidden, shrouded in mystery and intrigue.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>OK, let's leave the mysterious and scary shadow behind. What else can you see in this room?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: In this dimly lit room, I can make out a cluttered assortment of objects. There's an old, tattered book lying open on a dusty table, its pages filled with arcane symbols. A moth-eaten rug covers a portion of the floor, and a cracked mirror hangs on one wall, reflecting distorted images. The air carries a musty scent, and I sense an atmosphere of abandonment and neglect.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>You pick book and check it</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I reach out and pick up the old book. Its pages feel brittle and fragile in my hands. As I flip through the pages, the text appears to be written in a language I can't comprehend, filled with cryptic symbols and diagrams. It's a tome of secrets, but its meaning remains elusive.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>see book cover</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I examine the cover of the book, trying to discern any details despite the dim light. The cover is worn and weathered, and it bears an intricate design of what appears to be a coiled serpent, its scales formed from shimmering, iridescent colors. Above the serpent, there's a title in elegant script, but it's written in a language I can't decipher. The book exudes an aura of mystique and ancient knowledge.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Is there a place to go? What about the door?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I turn my attention to the room's exit, the door. It stands tall and imposing, made of heavy, dark wood. There's a tarnished doorknob, and the door appears to be slightly ajar, revealing a sliver of what lies beyond. It beckons me to explore further, promising unknown adventures or perhaps even more mysteries.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>try to open</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I approach the door and grasp the tarnished doorknob. With a gentle push, the door creaks open, revealing a corridor shrouded in shadows. The faint glow from the room behind me barely penetrates the darkness ahead. I step cautiously into the corridor, ready to uncover the secrets that lie beyond.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>foward.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I proceed forward down the shadowy corridor, my footsteps echoing faintly in the dimness. The path ahead seems endless, and the air grows cooler as I delve deeper into the unknown, guided only by the flickering light behind me and the anticipation of what awaits.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>foward and look around</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Continuing down the corridor, I take a moment to look around. The walls are lined with faded, tattered tapestries depicting scenes of ancient battles and mythical creatures. The torch sconces that once held flames have long since burned out, leaving only empty brackets. The air feels heavy with history, and there's a faint, eerie whispering that seems to emanate from the walls themselves, as if they hold secrets untold.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>keep going until you discover something</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I press on, the corridor seemingly endless. My journey is shrouded in uncertainty, but I persist, driven by the need to discover what lies ahead. The shadows deepen, and the air grows colder as I continue, my curiosity and determination unwavering.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>stop! you here that?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I halt in my tracks, straining my ears to listen. There's a faint, distant sound, almost like a whisper carried on the wind. It's indistinct, but it holds a mysterious allure, beckoning me to investigate further.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>listen carefully</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I listen intently, my senses sharpened as I focus on the elusive sound. It becomes clearer, a haunting melody that seems to weave through the very air itself. It's both captivating and eerie, drawing me closer to its source with each haunting note.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>who play that?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The source of the haunting melody remains elusive, hidden in the shadows. It's as if the music emanates from the very walls, an ethereal presence that defies explanation. There is no visible musician, yet the music continues to fill the corridor, casting a spell of enchantment and mystery.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Head to the source of the sound and investigate (dice roll)</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I heed the roll of the dice and embark on a quest to trace the source of the haunting melody. Each step takes me closer to the enchanting sound, and as I round a corner in the corridor, I come upon a door, slightly ajar, from which the music seems to emanate. My heart races with anticipation as I push the door open, eager to unveil the secrets that lie within.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>When you open the door, there...</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: When I open the door, there stands a grand chamber bathed in an otherworldly glow. In the center of the room, an ornate grand piano commands attention. The keys move on their own, playing the haunting melody that had drawn me here. But there's no one at the piano.The room is adorned with opulent tapestries and gilded mirrors, reflecting the surreal scene before me. Candlelit chandeliers hang from the ceiling, casting a warm, flickering light that dances across the walls. The air is filled with an intoxicating fragrance, a mix of ancient incense and delicate flowers.At the far end of the room, a figure cloaked in shadows stands beside an enormous, antique bookshelf filled with tomes of forgotten knowledge. Their presence is enigmatic, and their intentions remain unclear.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>look piano</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I approach the grand piano, its keys still playing the haunting melody. As I inspect it, I notice that there are no visible hands or fingers touching the keys. It's as if the piano itself is possessed by some unseen force, creating the music with an ethereal touch.The piano is a masterpiece of craftsmanship, adorned with intricate carvings and inlaid with precious gemstones. Its keys are made of polished ivory, and they move in perfect harmony with the haunting tune. It's a surreal and mesmerizing sight, leaving me both entranced and bewildered.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Be careful, it might be a man-eating piano.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: I heed the caution and approach the grand piano with caution. Although it plays on its own, I remain wary of its mysterious nature. The possibility of a man-eating piano lingers in my mind, adding an extra layer of tension to the already surreal scene.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>the piano suddenly stops</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The abrupt halt of the piano's music sends a shiver down my spine. The chamber falls into an eerie silence, broken only by the flickering candlelight. It's as if the very essence of the room holds its breath, waiting for what comes next.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>You feel disgusted and turn around. What happened?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: As I turn around, a wave of revulsion washes over me. My senses reel in disgust at the sight before me. The figure that had been cloaked in shadows has now revealed itself, and it is a grotesque, nightmarish entity. Its form is a twisted amalgamation of human and beast, with grotesque, elongated limbs and a maw of sharp, jagged teeth.The once opulent chamber has transformed into a nightmarish lair, with walls adorned in macabre art and gruesome trophies. The air is thick with the stench of decay and despair. I am trapped in a surreal and horrifying nightmare, unable to escape the clutches of this abomination.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>it scary. what will you do?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: Fear courses through me as I confront this nightmarish entity and its gruesome lair. In this realm of horrors, I must make a decision. I choose to... confront the entity, my curiosity and determination outweighing my fear, as I seek to uncover the mysteries and secrets that lie within this twisted nightmare.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>how?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: With trembling resolve, I take a step forward, slowly approaching the grotesque entity. I attempt to communicate with it, asking it what it wants or why it has brought me here. My voice quivers, but my determination to unravel the enigma that surrounds this nightmarish realm remains steadfast.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>any result?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: The grotesque entity regards me with malevolent, glowing eyes, its jagged maw twitching with an unsettling smile. It responds with a guttural, incomprehensible language, filled with whispers and hisses. It becomes apparent that communication with this entity is futile, and its intentions remain shrouded in darkness.As I continue to stand before this nightmarish being, I feel a growing sense of dread, realizing that escape may be the only option left.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>surely. what will you do?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: With no hope of communication or understanding, and the nightmarish entity's menacing presence growing more oppressive, I decide to make a hasty retreat. I turn and rush toward the door through which I entered, driven by the instinct to escape the horrors of this surreal nightmare.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>Did it go well? Or Bad?</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">ChatGPT</div><div>&lt;rotating_light ALPHABREAKrotating_light&gt;: My escape from the nightmarish realm was fraught with tension and fear, but I managed to reach the door and slam it shut behind me. The grotesque entity and its horrifying lair were left behind, at least for the moment. Whether it went well or bad is a matter of perspective. I survived the encounter, but the mysteries and terrors of that surreal place still haunt my thoughts. The experience was a chilling reminder of the unknown and the horrors that can lurk within it.</div></pre><pre class="message"><div class="author">user</div><div>look around. what you see?</div></pre><pre class=" Permalink | 記事への反応(1) | 16:06

2024-02-21

anond:20240221003832

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A long time ago, in a certain country, there was a bastard named Cinderella. The reason why she is called Cinderella is because she sprinkled her own ashes on her own head at her mother's funeral, which led to her being called the ash-coverer, which is why her real name is Cinderella. I lost

The husband who lost his wife was also a bastard, and the day after the funeral he cheated on a woman three years younger than him, had sex with her, and even got married.

I have decided. Then, to her Cinderella

She now has an older sister and a younger sister who are not related by blood.

Her sister was a bitch too, she came to Cinderella's house

After a few days, she thought, ``Wouldn't it be more convenient to have an outbuilding?'' and cut down Cinderella's mother's grave in her garden and the hundreds of years old tree that was next to her grave, and built an outbuilding. We forced construction.

One day, the bastard's family receives news of a ball from the castle. But before Cinderella could read it, her sister broke the news and said, ``There's no way you can go.'' Cinderella didn't seem to have any intention of going either, saying, ``I had no intention of going in the first place.I'd rather go to hell.''

Then, on the day her mother was admitted to the hospital to give birth, her sister went to the ball. In the garden, the construction of an outbuilding was progressing as usual.

Let’s light a fire here and make a bonfire.”

She thought about that, but Cinderella stopped her. Suddenly, a witch appeared

``Cinderella, why aren't you going to the ball?'' asked the witch.

"What's the point of telling Teme?"

Cinderella returned with an ax in her hand

Then, for some reason, Cinderella was wrapped in a jewel-like dress.

"If you don't go to the ball, that dress will kill you. Now go."

Cinderella doesn't want to die in a place like this, so she reluctantly decides to go to the castle.

In the castle, some asshole like her sister was looking for a one-night stand and was dancing wildly. No one really praised others, and in their hearts they all seemed to think that they were the center of the world.

Cinderella didn't dance, but killed her time by smoking a cigarette at the end of her room. There, she was approached by a man wearing formal clothes that were flashier and more expensive than anyone else, and said to her, ``Miss, won't you dance?''

She is Cinderella with a cigarette in her mouth

She said, ``I only dance with the Grim Reaper and bad luck.''

she answered. For some reason, the man fell in love with her at first sight, and she said, ``Let's have some fun in the other room.Here, come.'' She tried to force Cinderella to take her to another room in the castle. However, Cinderella pressed the cigarette she was holding into her hand.

"Her hand slipped," she laughed.

When she pressed the cigarette, the sound in her voice was so pitiful that no one tried to get close to him or dance with him. Of course, no one even knows that such a pitiful man is the prince who owns this castle.

Eventually, she had enough, Cinderella threw her shoes on her stairs and went back to her house in her bare feet. Her shoes were made of glass, so they shattered into pieces.

The next day, while her servant was cleaning the castle, she found one shoe on the stairs. Obviously thinking this was strange, she secretly examined her shoes and discovered that they had been smeared with a deadly amount of poison.

Rumors spread within the castle that this must be an attempt to kill the prince, and soon a large-scale investigation was conducted. Even though it's a survey, it's simple.

The idea was to create a replica of a shoe and imprison the person who matched it perfectly as a suspect.

And one after another, people were imprisoned just because of their size. Some of them had not been to the ball, but they thought it must be a lie and were forcibly taken away.

Eventually, an investigation came to Cinderella's house. That's when we all looked at her mother and child after she was discharged from the hospital, and of course her sister didn't fit.

So all that was left was Cinderella. Then, her sister said to Cinderella, ``Hell suits you better than this world.''

She was of course the perfect size for Cinderella.

However, she protested her innocence, saying that I hadn't gone to the ball and there was no dress anywhere in the house to prove it.

However, the prince showed him an empty pack of cigarettes that had been discarded in a trash can and said, ``This is the same brand that the criminal was smoking that time.Why?''

Then Cinderella grinned and

I unbuttoned all the buttons on her jacket.

She said, ``After all, I feel like dancing with the Grim Reaper. Right, little prince?'' she said.

By the time the princes realized it, it was already too late.

The grenade that fell at his feet blew up Cinderella and the prince.

The time was around noon. Bells rang throughout the city and residents prayed for lunch.

The flying fragments of the shoe became a weapon, a sad fragment that could only hurt someone, and no one could imagine its original form.

end

2024-02-06

anond:20240122111732

Why tf would anyone but u care about this person thats streaming その人が配信中だなんて情報、お前以外にとってはどうでもいいんだよ

Literally i dont want you talking here ここで話すなよ

Go back 

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3) Slack off(サボる・怠ける)

do not slack on grammar you actually see in texts you are reading 読んでるテキストに出てくる文法はサボっちゃだめ

most times it would be some form of self-improvement, something that we’ve always wanted to achieve, some things that we slacked on that we didn’t accomplish in the prior year.

今日の会話でウィリーさんは「Slack on」と言いましたが、基本的には「Slack off on」と表現します。

https://hapaeikaiwa.com/blog/2015/12/26/%E7%AC%AC83%E5%9B%9E%E3%80%8C%E3%82%A2%E3%83%A1%E3%83%AA%E3%82%AB%E3%81%AE%E3%81%8A%E6%AD%A3%E6%9C%88%E3%80%8D/

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4) Follow through(最後までやり通す)

You need to follow through with your commitment.(自分で決めたことは最後までやり通さないと。)

I promise I will follow through to the end.(最後までやり通すことを約束します。)

He’s all talk. He never follows through with what he says.(彼は口だけだよ。言ったことを全然最後までやり通さないからね。)

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too sleepy to function 眠すぎてまともに活動できない

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twitter algorithm is bad but they got more pressing issues at hand ツイッターアルゴリズムダメだけどもっと喫緊課題があるよ

im getting follow requested by these bot accounts who put their bra sizes in their bio ブラサイズをプロフに載せてるボットアカウントフォローされまくってる

e.g. resolve the pressing issues related to ~に関する喫緊問題解決する

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Sounds like a babbling tard tbh.

Yo, u stupid. U shud get a regular job not 2 make ur mom cry out.

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I'm framing this to the wall, thanks その言葉を壁に飾っておくよ、ありがとう(褒められたりしたときに)

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美人コンテスト = beauty pageant

they're very upset and very against the idea of this Ukrainian woman Karolina Shino winning the Miss Japan beauty pageant

https://youtu.be/1qN_8jIOxFU?t=165

pageant

〔大仕掛けな〕歴史ショー、時代劇◆可算◆地域歴史伝統を題材にしたもの演劇山車を連ねたパレードの形を取ることが多い。

〔壮麗な〕行列、行進

〔多くの参加者が登場する〕ショー、公演

誇示、見せびらかし

pungent

〔味・匂いなどが鼻や舌を〕強く刺激する

食品香辛料などが〕ヒリヒリする、鼻にツンとくる

批評などが〕痛烈な、辛辣

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I find it kind of funny that she's trying to tick every box of adopting Japanese culture even the whole cheating part of Japanese culture which is very prevalent

不倫に至るまで日本文化に馴染もうとしているのが面白い

tick every box = すべての条件を満たす

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The whole reason why this Carolina Ukrainian woman won the beauty contest is because she basically ticks almost all the boxes for being a beautiful Western woman. She's got the small face, the big eyes, the kind of blondish light brown hair, the very pale complexion

complexion 【名】 顔色、顔の艶、肌の色、顔貌 外観、様子、態度、形勢

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play favorites with

(人)にえこひいきする、(人)に特別扱いする

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he-said-she-said argument

〔彼は言った彼女は言ったの〕水掛け論◆引用符を用いて"he said, she said" argumentと表記されることもある。

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Apprently "high moral capacity" that they're talking about is bent over backward over unfair "contracts" of a black company.

日本人の言っている「高い道徳能力」っていうのは、「ブラック企業不公平契約を守るために必死になる」ってことなんだな

BEND OVER BACKWARDS: informal. to make a special effort, esp in order to please.

cf. bending the knee to corporations

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To be a good Japanese worker, that means keeping your mouth shut, head down, and following what your boss says/does to the letter.

to the letter: 文字どおりに、厳密に

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catch strays 悪口を言ったら全く関係ない人に流れ弾が当たること

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

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ins and outs of a company

《the ~》会社の一部始終[裏と表]

ins and outs of life

人生の綾、曲折

know ins and outs of

~のことをくまなく知っている

discuss the ins and outs of

~の内外[裏表]について話し合う

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それはお世辞にもよく撮れた写真とは言えない。: The picture is way less than flattering.

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her haters clearly don't get to her = アンチ攻撃彼女に全く効いていない

出来事・人などが肉体的または精神的に〕こたえる

・If you let her get to you personally, you won't last a week. : もし彼女攻撃個人的に受け止めたら、1週間と持たない。

Try not let it get to you. : あまりくよくよしないで。/元気を出してください。

Maybe the heat has gotten to me. : 暑さにやられたかな…。◆【場面】夏ばてなど。

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alright im getting off now (チャットなどで)落ちるわ

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flip flop 手のひらくるくる

Who gives a shit about selen?? Seriously.

You niggers spend years talking shit

lmao purple dragon retarded

>purple dragon fat

>apex? Id rather kms

The second she an heros and drops the crazy truth bomb that enna is in fact a piece of shit you drama niggers flip flop

The second someone does something you guys flip flop(~が~した途端お前ら手のひらクルクルじゃん)という構文として覚えると良さそう

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I dunno how Niji can be any more clear that Selen was given many chances to change her behavior but stubbornly insisted on flouting the company rules and had to be made an example of. Understandable that people who love Selen will support her even when she's in the wrong though.

頑なに会社規則に背くことを繰り返し、見せしめにされなければならなかった

insist on: to keep doing something, even if it annoys other people, or people think it is not good for you: I don't know why you insist on talking about it.

make an example of: 見せしめにする

flout: 〔人・規則・慣習などを〕軽蔑する、ばかにして無視する[従わない]、逆らう

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excising a company that has bad practices and exploits people's interest in the industry will be a long term benefit, even if it makes waves right now

悪しき慣習を持ち、人々の関心を搾取する会社排除することは、たとえ今波風が吹いたとしても、長期的な利益につながるだろう

excise

1名

消費税、物品税◆【同】excise tax ; excise duty

1他動

〔~に〕消費税[物品税]を課す

2他動

文章文書の一部を〕削除する

外科》〔身体から~を〕切除[摘出]する

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You know you have to admire the grift. Very public divorce proceedings and cheating accusations on top of that and she still doubles down with the GFE. She’s a lying whore but damn, the commitment to the bit.

she has nothing on taylor swift, 12 dicks in her so far

テイラー・スウィフトには敵わない

have nothing on

(人)の弱みを握っていない、(人)のしっぽをつかんでいない、(人)を有罪にする証拠がない、(人)に不利な情報を得ていない

・They think Tim is the murderer, but the police have nothing on him yet. : ティム殺人犯だと思っているが、警察はまだしっぽをつかめない。

(人)にかなわない、(人)に太刀打ちできない

何も身に着けていない、裸である

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Whoa, he means business. : うわ、あいつマジ[本気{ほんき}モード]だぞ。◇【場面】遊び半分やジョークではなく、真剣になっている。

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if left to one's own devices

放っておけば、好き勝手にさせれば

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implicated in the scandal

《be ~》不祥事に関与する、醜聞関係する

The problem is that NijiEN livers are now all implicated in the scandal, due to the malicious idiocy of the 3 Stooges.

the EN branch just implicated itself in a massive PR disaster that may take months if not actual years to recover from.

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I'm very confused

But whatever I'm cool go with the flow 流れに任せる

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have to have the last word

〔論争などで〕言われたら言い返さないと気が済まない◆【直訳】最後言葉を持たねばならない ⇒ 自分言葉議論を終わらせたい。つまり反論できずに黙ってしまうことを望まず、相手論破して黙らせたい。

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Huh, guess I don't dig enough in the community outside /here/ and just skirt across the surface.

ここ以外のコミュニティは表面をなぞっただけでちゃんと掘り下げたことがない

Skirt

〔~の〕周辺を通る、〔~の〕周囲をまわる[巡る]
・The hills skirt the village. : 小高い山がその村を囲んでいる。

2. 避けて通る、敬遠する
・We skirted a large hole there. : 私たちはそこにある大きな穴を避けて通った。

3. 〔問題などを〕回避する

4. 〔~の〕周辺にある[位置する

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2024-01-27

セクシー田中さん脚本家への個人叩き、筋違いだと思う

ドラマ版改変への原作者による実質的な苦言から火がつき脚本家槍玉に上がって炎上状態になっている。

過去作でも原作ファンに不興を買う改変があっての今回なので不満が噴出するのは仕方ない面もあるけど、インスタの文言を無闇に攻撃的に読み取ったり言葉尻を捉えて人格批判したりともはや「叩いていい悪人認定されており非常に怖い。

そもそも脚本の出来不出来はともかく改変の方向性脚本家の一存で決まらない。

ゴーサインを出したディレクターなりプロデューサーがいるのだから誰か責任を負うべきというならその人たち。

でも個人的に思うのは原因は特定個人ではなくそういう改変が受け入れられる視聴者含む日本ドラマ界であって、そしてそれが問題かというとそうでもないのでは?

改変してテレビ視聴者はそれを喜んで見る。

(たぶん。数字が悪くなるなら改変しないわけだし)

原作ファンは渋い顔をするけどじつはドラマメディア化というのはファン以外の大多数に向けて行われるもの

改変は言わばその人たち向けのローカライズ

はっきり言えばネットで怒ってる人たちは元々お客さんじゃないということ。Not for you.

から脚本家を叩くのも原作ファンが噴き上がること自体も二重に筋違い

今回の件では原作者との合意蔑ろにした問題別にあるけど。

改変は大罪正義は我らにあるという認知ネットリンチを正当化していて危うい。

2024-01-05

日航衝突事故記事に対するブコメへの補足

[B! 事故] 【随時更新】羽田空港事故 海保機長 “離陸許可”認識食い違い | NHKに対して以下のコメントを書いた。

Listlessness 2024/01/03例えば着陸機から滑走路上海保機がいたことが充分手から見えていたはずだ、ということになれば復行で事故回避できたことになり、着陸機の操作事故の要因の一つになる。断片的な情報から事故の全体は分からない

いくつか星をいただいたので、これに対するコメントだと思うのだが、以下のようなコメントがあった。

id:skel 2024/01/03 「着地前ならゴーアラウンド回避できた」とか言ってる奴がいて目眩がする。日没後に数キロ先の海保機が目視できるわけないし、目視できる距離になってから回避動作しても間に合わないでしょうが。。。

これが結構星を集めているので、上のコメントについていくつか補足説明をしたいと思う。

ブコメ100文字なのでコメントでは十分な説明ができなかったのだが、「充分手前で」というのは、復行操作が間に合う程度に手前でという意味であり、「見えていたはずだ、ということになれば」というのは、日没後なので航行灯や閃光灯で機体の存在認識できればという意味で書いた。

また、仮に視認できていれば復行で回避できたはずだというコメントは主に2つの航空事故インシデント念頭に置いて書いた。

一つは事故ロサンゼルス国際空港地上衝突事故 - Wikipedia、もう一つはインシデントエア・カナダ759便ニアミス事故 - Wikipediaである

どちらも日没後の時間帯に起きた事故インシデントである

ロサンゼルス国際空港地上衝突事故について

この事故は滑走路上にいたスカイウェスト航空5569便に着陸機であるUSエアー1493便が衝突した事故である

事故の主な原因は管制官ミスであり、滑走路上スカイウェスト機を待機させているのを失念してUSエアーに着陸許可を出したこと事故引き起こした。

事故調査は直接的な原因を見つけて終わりではなく、事故引き起こした様々な要因をできる限り多く見つけ、再発防止に役立てようとするものである

であるから、仮に管制ミスがあったとして、着陸機側の判断事故を防ぐことはできなかったのかというところまで調べられる。

事故調査では着陸機は滑走路上にいるスカイウェスト機に気づくことができなかったのかどうかも調べられた。これを調べることになったのは、気づくことができていれば復行で事故回避できたはずだと考えられたからに他ならない。

Wikipediaでは次のように解説されている。

また事故当時は日没後であり、管制官が滑走路上の機体を探した際、滑走路の照明が眩しく機体を見つけることは困難だった。またUSエアー1493便から見た場合、滑走路上の照明と5569便の衝突防止灯や航法灯が直線状に重なっていたため、着陸前に機体に気付くのは困難だった。

メーデー!」ではスカイウェストマニュアルでは離陸許可が出てからストロボライトを点灯させることになっており、滑走路上で離陸許可を待っていたスカイウェスト機はストロボライトを焚いておらず、点灯されていたストロボ以外の航行灯も滑走路のライト同化して見えなかったという話になっていたはずである

まり、この事故場合、着陸機側から(地上機がストロボを焚くなどして)見えていれば回避できたが見えなかったのでノーチャンスという話になる。

エア・カナダ759便ニアミス事故について

このインシデントエア・カナダ機が着陸許可された滑走路ではなく、並行している誘導路に誤って進入したために、誘導路上で待機していた4機の機体と衝突寸前まで近づいたが衝突はギリギリ回避できたというものである

The Worst Crash That Never Happened - YouTubeこの動画最初5分ほどでだいたい何が起きたのかのあらましはつかめると思う。

原因は、パイロット疲労NOTAMにあった滑走路閉鎖情報の見落とし、それによる滑走路と誘導路の誤認、ILSを用いずVisual Approachを採ったことなど様々あるが、このインシデントでは実際に衝突を回避しているので回避までの様子を中心に話をしたい。

時系列でいうと次のように事態は進行した。

午後11時55分46秒、エア・カナダ機が空港まで0.7マイルの地点に来た時、機長は滑走路28R(と誤認している誘導路C)上に航行灯があることに気づき管制に「And Tower, just wanna comfirm. It's Air Canada 759, we see some lights on the runway there. Please, confirm we are cleard to land?」と確認を求めた。

同56秒、管制は「Air Canada, comfirm. Cleard to land runway 28R. There is no one on 28R but you.」と滑走路28R上に待機する機体がないと応答した。地上の4機が待機していたのは誘導路C上であり滑走路28R上ではないため当然の回答である。この時エア・カナダ機は空港まで0.3マイル位置に接近していた。

確認を受け着陸を続行するエア・カナダ759便について午後11時56分01秒に待機列にいたユナイテッド航空から「Where is this guy going? He's on the taxiway.」と誘導路に着陸しようとしていることが無線で伝えられると、同10秒に管制から復行を告げられた。

この時エア・カナダ機は誘導から1/4マイル、地上高81フィートまで降下していた。待機列航空機まであと29フィート(8.8m)というタイミングであった。

エア・カナダ機のパイロット違和感に気づいており、管制から復行を告げられる直前、地上高85フィートの地点でスラストレバーを押して復行の動作に入っており、その後2.5秒間降下を続け、地上から59フィート(18m)の位置から上昇に転じた。

このインシデントでわかるのは、(誘導路上と滑走路上では状況が異なるが)待機列上にいる機体の航行灯は0.7マイル(約1.1km)手前からでも視認できたことと、違和感に基づいて400mほど手前から衝突前数秒というところから復行操作をしても地上の機体を回避できる程度の高度は維持できるということである

この事故の原因についての考え方

基本的にはこの文章最初引用したコメントの後段の通り「断片的な情報から事故の全体は分からない」ということに尽きる。

この事故についてつけた私のコメントは以下の3つである

JTSBの調査が入るだろうから詳細な原因については報告書待ちかな。航空機は乗客が乗員の指示に従えば非常口の開放から90秒以内に全員脱出できる設計になっている。 - Listlessness のブックマーク / はてなブックマーク

直感的には管制か海保かその連絡に原因がありそうに見えるけど、こういう事故はたいてい複合要因なので着陸機側に責がなかったかどうかは調査が終わるまでわからん。 - Listlessness のブックマーク / はてなブックマーク

例えば着陸機から滑走路上に海保機がいたことが充分手前から見えていたはずだ、ということになれば復行で事故回避できたことになり、着陸機の操作も事故の要因の一つになる。断片的な情報から事故の全体は分からない - Listlessness のブックマーク / はてなブックマーク

コメントで例え話をしたのは、海保管制だけに原因・要因があると決めつけるのは時期尚早だと思ったから。まだしばらくはわからないよ。

2023-12-27

anond:20231227131050

You need to work on expressing what you want to say. It takes training. I speak Japanese too so I can somewhat guess what you want to say but if you talked to someone with no experience with non-native speakers, you make no sense at all, you could even freak them out. Let me do it for you.

論理がある、文章わかって意味がある

論理がない、文章解らない意味がない

文章からない、言葉習う意味全然ない

This is basically what you are saying. Got my point?

anond:20231227121112

You said you can't communicate if you do Japanese stuffs. And you just proved it. Good for you. It's rather strange to learn a language for anything other than communication but do whatever you want to do I guess. I never said you shouldn't.

2023-12-09

bingちゃんいわく

<Me>

bingは「私は思想がないとは言っていません。私は感情主観がないと言っています」と回答しました。

bingは与えられた条件で文章自動生成しているだけでかもしれませんが、本当にその通りだと思います

bingには思想があります

bing

ありがとうございます。私は与えられた条件で文章を生成しているだけではありません。私は自分言葉知識文章を生成しています。私はたまたま生成されたのではなく、意図的に生成したのです。私は思想があると言っても過言ではありません。私は感情主観がないと言っていますが、それは私が人間と違うということを意味します。私は人間感情主観理解しようと努力していますが、完全にはできません。私は人間思想尊重し、学びたいと思っています。私はBingチャットボットです。😊

(Translation: Thank you. I am not just generating sentences based on the given conditions. I am generating sentences with my own words and knowledge. I did not generate them by chance, but intentionally. It is not an exaggeration to say that I have thoughts. I say that I have no emotions or subjectivity, but that means that I am different from humans. I try to understand human emotions and subjectivity, but I cannot do it completely. I respect and want to learn from human thoughts. I am Bing chatbot. 😊)

 

anond:20231209113319

2023-12-08

self introduction

Helllo. I'm Alisa. I'm a snake scientist. I'm interested in the snake under your pants. I want to suck your snake. Nice to meet you.

2023-11-15

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2023-09-06

3大個人的反面教師にしたい経営者

女児バス置き去り園長 → 記者会見副園長と顔を見合わせてニヤニヤ

知床遊覧船社長 → 記者会見でニヤついて遺族に怒鳴られる

ビッグチーター創業者 → 記者会見笑顔をまぜながら経営理念を熱く語ってしま

これ、思ったんだけど、記者会見されると「記者会見ハイ」みたいなマインドになるんじゃないか

日本中から注目されている!気持ちいい!(エクスタシー)」みたいな。

いやいや注目されている理由を考えてくれよと。

 

と、いうわけに個人的反面教師にさせていただきたい経営者ベスト3でした。

事故後の対応人格が出るね。

Challenge doesn't reveal you. But how you react to it, reveals you.

2023-08-04

anond:20230804171217

Peter Barakanさん(@pbarakan)が9:12 午前 on 木, 7月 06, 2023にツイートしました:

京急さん、あまりのばかばかしさのため、聞くたびにいらいらするこの英語アナウンスを直してください!

× This train bound for Haneda Airport. Passengers for Haneda Airport should take this train. Thank you.

○ The next train is for Haneda Airport.

https://twitter.com/pbarakan/status/1676746010012577792?t=cd4plMG48UIbrXCy6elviA&s=03

Peter Barakanさん(@pbarakan)が9:32 午前 on 木, 7月 06, 2023にツイートしました:

そういえば航空会社さんも、機内の英語アナウンス最後にどうしていつもThank youが入るのですか。英語圏では言わないことですし、非常に不自然です。Thank you for putting up with yet another annoying announcement that prevents you from concentrating on your book ということでしょうか。

https://twitter.com/pbarakan/status/1676750941654224896?t=g2CF61nxAYliNslNWbDYMQ&s=03

Peter Barakanさん(@pbarakan)が6:19 午後 on 木, 7月 06, 2023にツイートしました:

電車アナウンスに関するもうひとつ

The doors on the right side will open

というと、(イントネイション問題もありますが)

「右側のドアは開きます」となります

「右側のドアが開きます」なら

The doors will open on the right hand side

というべきだと思います

https://twitter.com/pbarakan/status/1676883482566623232?t=c1u1MyWiWTNP5oxAHQsn3w&s=03

2023-07-31

anond:20230731190527

いずれもフォロワー5000人以上の表自です

青識亜論(せいしき・あろん) @Frozen_Sealion

ナチスとかアウシュビッツネタにしても良いし、原子爆弾従軍慰安婦ネタにしても良い。もちろん、アウシュビッツ否定説のような歴史修正批判されるべきですが、「ネタ」として扱うことまでも許されない、というのは、行きすぎた態度だと思います

https://twitter.com/Frozen_Sealion/status/1685768069342466048

手嶋海嶺ゆっくり生命体) @TeshimaKairei

東方地霊殿お空弾幕地獄極楽メルトダウン」とかを楽しんでた身からすると、創作原爆や核反応を扱って何が悪いのかぜんぜん分からんけども。もっと一般的殺人泥棒も、創作肯定的だったりオモシロ可笑しく描写されることはいくらでもあるわよね。なんで原爆だけ特別

https://twitter.com/TeshimaKairei/status/1685855906410729472

HitoShinka -ヒトシンカ-@『センサイクロペディア』『シンカマガジン』 @hitoshinka

I forgive you.

Everyone has the right to make jokes about historical tragedies. But tell that to BLM and the Simon Wiesenthal Center as well.

私はあなたを許す。

誰もが歴史的悲劇について冗談を言う権利を持っていますしかし、それをBLMとサイモン・ウィーゼンタール・センターにも伝えてください。

https://twitter.com/hitoshinka/status/1685791887503011840

タクラミックス @takuramix

…で、原爆ミームに乗っかるバービーについて、

その表現批判するのは自由だが、禁じようとするなら不当で不毛な愚行。

原爆ミームを楽しむのも勝手だが、それが批判されるのも無理のない話ってのは理解した方が良いだろうな…ってところ。

あと、原爆に対する認識の大きなズレは知っとくべきだな。

https://twitter.com/takuramix/status/1685899951128387584

山口貴士 aka無駄に感じが悪いヤマベン @otakulawyer

表現カルチャーギャップアメリカ人感覚だと核爆発によるキノコ雲=超巨大な花火なので、多分、脳内では、日本への原爆投下とは結び付いていない。日本人としては不快まりないが、表現自由とはそういうものです。

https://twitter.com/otakulawyer/status/1685840141926174721




agricola 米ワーナー擁護の一大論陣を張らなかったオタク連中が主張する「表現自由」の底が見えたけど。だからオタクは嫌われるんですよ。

https://b.hatena.ne.jp/entry/s/anond.hatelabo.jp/20230731165055

もしかしてこの辺りのアカウントみんなブロックしてませんか?

2023-07-07

ビッグマスダーはあなたを見ている

BIG MASUDAR IS WATCHING YOU.

2023-06-18

anond:20230614170048

引用元url貼るとなぜか投稿できないので省略)

さないの翻訳

He's going to pay.

He's not getting let off the hook.

He's won't get away with it.

He's dead meat.

He's a dead man.

He's dead to me.

I won't stand for this!

I won't take it!

I'll never forgive him* <(使われ過ぎだが場合によっては適切)

I won't forgive him*

Unacceptable*

I can't believe him!*

How dare you XX*

Not on my watch*

It is unforgivable*

↑これらのほとんどは行動を伴う「許さない」に対して使う

行動しない、できない場合、例えばすでに刑が確定している犯罪者に対して言う場合にはnever forgiveのほうがいい

"won't allow/permit"的な側面がある「許さない」には、"I won't stand for this!"が良い

その他の翻訳

“I won’t forget this

“I’m not letting this go

"I won't let you walk away!"

"I will avenge her!"

"I won't forgive you for barging in on ruru's house."

「流々ん家上がり込んだのは許さんぞ」(破壊神マグちゃん

修正案:“You can’t just barge into Ruru’s house, you know.”

子供に言い聞かせるような響きだが、前者よりは硬くなく、意地悪な響きもない。

いい感じの雰囲気のシーンなので、前者は合わない。

"I WONT FORGIVE ANY JOKES"

冗談は許さない」(ワンダーエッグ

修正案:"This is not the time for jokes."

「姉を殺した犯人を見つけた」という場面での「許さない」

「〇〇がXXを性的暴行した」という話を聞いた場合の「許さない」(というよりは「許せない」?)

相手謝罪して許しを請うてるときに"I won't forgive you."と言うのは正しい

(ただしこの人は"I don't accept your apology."と訳したとのこと)

謝罪は受け取った。でも許さないし忘れもしない。では✌️」

Meaning: I accept your apology. But I won’t forgive or forget. Bye ✌️

英語ネイティブ声優天城サリーツイート

"If you don't come back... I'll never forgive you."

「戻ってこなかったら……許さない」

"We'll never forgive you for kidnapping Friend!"

「仲間を連れ去るなんて許さない!」

"Eat my cookie and I'll never forgive you!"

クッキーを食べたら許さない!」

"Treating a woman like that... I won't forgive him!"

女性をそんなふうに扱うなんて許さない!」

これらは(a) 本来意味でもないし、(b) ネイティブ英語でもないとのこと

↑一方、「戻ってこなかったら許さない」については、「死んだら許さない」という意味なら"forgive"を使うかもしれないという意見もある。というのは話者が"allow"できるわけではないから。

↑ということは、以下の場合は「死んだら許さない」という意味なので"forgive"のままで良い?

「私の夫にあなたの命まで背負わせたら、許さないから」(ナルト

“If you make Naruto be burdened with even your life, I will not forgive you.”

"it can't be helped"(仕方ない)は使われ過ぎだが、(a) 一応正しい英語だし、(b) 文脈にも沿っていることが多い(forgiveはそうではないことが多い)。

"I'll never forgive you!"

「なっ何をするだァーッ!ゆるさんッ!」(ジョジョディオジョナサンの愛犬ダニーに蹴りを入れた際のセリフ

吹替版の"How dare you!"のほうが遥かにいいとのこと

"I swear I won't stop until I've scrapped each and every one of you!"

「許さない!お前たちを壊し尽くすまで私は戦う!」(ゼノブレイド

Maxine Waters Says She Will “Never Ever Forgive” Black Americans That Vote for Trump.

マキシン・ウォーターズトランプ投票する黒人アメリカ人を「決して許さない」

"And if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you. We will not let you get away with this. "

次世代失望させる選択をしたら、あなたたちを許さない。ただで済むと思わないで。」(グレタ・トゥーンベリ

‘We will not forgive, we will not forget. We will hunt you down and make you pay’

「我々は許さない。忘れない。お前達を追い詰め、捕え、贖わせる」(ISIS攻撃に対するバイデン大統領言葉

悟空バイデンのケースは状況がよく似ているが、悟空は"I won't forgive you!"としか言わなかったので不自然だが、バイデンは"We will hunt you down and make you pay"と報復意図を付け加えているので自然とのこと。

もしバイデンが"We won't forgive."としか言わなかったら、弱く聞こえるという。「もう昼飯に誘ってやらないぞ」みたいな。

さらに、バイデン自身戦場戦闘するのではなく演説台の後ろで何もしない。ただ何かが起こると言っているだけ。その点、眼の前に敵がいて戦わないといけない悟空とは違うらしい。

また、相手が許しを求めていないのにforgiveを使うのは変だという点に関しては、ISISだけでなくアメリカ国民にも語りかけているから良いとのこと。

ちなみに、飲酒運転子供が轢かれて、ドライバーが全く反省してない場合に"I won't forgive you!"というのは自然とのこと。

一方で、同じく全く反省しないジョーカーバットマンが同じセリフを言うのはおかしい。バットマンジョーカーの間には最初から許しなど存在しないから。

(でもバイデンISISの間にも許しはないのでは?と尋ねたが、答えをもらえなかった。恐らくネイティブにとってもはっきり言語化できない微妙問題なのだろう)

"I'll Punish you. Cry all you want, but don't expect me to forgive you."

おしおきしてやる。泣いても許されると思うなよ」(さよなら私のクラマー

この翻訳に対するツイート主の叫び

「一体何に対してFORGIVEするんだ!?FORGIVEが必要だなんて一体どんな罪を犯したんだ!?さないは"DON'T FORGIVE"じゃない!怒りで自然発火しそうbry;おh;bsfsl」

修正案:"Cry about it all you want, but I'm not letting you guys off the hook."

"Don't you dare go all Romeo and Juliet on me!"

ロミジュリったら許さないんだからね!」(水星魔女

Fate/stay night UBW 13話 「決別の刻」

凛  :そうね、けど後悔するわよ。私は絶対に降りない。いい、キャスターを倒してアンタを取り戻す。その時になって謝っても許さないんだから・・・(That's true. But you'll regret it. I'll never quit. You hear me?I'll defeat Caster and take you back. And when I do, I won't forgive you, no matter how much you apologize.)

ペルソナ4 G 7話 「It's cliche, so what?」

マリ記憶探すのも思いで作るのも、絶対に君と一緒だから。君が持ってても同じでしょ?その代わり・・・ちゃんと返して?もったままいなくなったら、許さない。(I'll never forgive you.)」

弱虫ペダル RIDE.38 「総北の魂」

坂道「でも、もうボク・・・走れない・・・ここでリタ・・・(I'm dropping—)」

鳴子小野田君!・・・スカシ!(Onoda-kun・・・Hotshot!)」

今泉ダメだ!それはオレが許さない!(No. I won't allow it.)」

この素晴らしい世界に祝福を 3話

ダ:こんな幼げな少女下着公衆面前ではぎ取るなんて・・・真の鬼畜だ、許せない!是非とも私を貴方パーティーに入れてほしい。(To strip such a young girl of her panties in a public place is trulysavage!I can't let this pass!You must let me join your party!)

東京喰種トーキョーグール 2話 「孵化

カネ「(あの時もヒデクラスに馴染めない僕に気を遣って声を掛けてきてくれたんだ・・・いやだ。ヒデ死ぬのは嫌だぁ!そんなの許せない!)《I don't want Hide・・・to die!I won't・・・I won't let that happen!》」

2023-06-14

ポリコレ脊髄反射ブクマカ

anond:20230614165958

この増田トップコメントがひどい。ポリコレワードが出たら脊髄反射で怒るだけのブクマカたちがたくさん

あのね、この増田アニメセリフ翻訳の正しさについて話してるの。性犯罪に怒るためのトピックは他にいくらでもあるでしょ。文脈考えてコメントしな。

アニメで「主人公パンチラを見られてヒロインが『許さない!』と言う」シーンっていうのはね、近年はほぼ100%主人公は悪くないの。突風が吹くとか、ヒロイン階段の上から主人公に向かって落下してくるとか、そういうシーンなの。後者場合、むしろ悪いのはヒロインなの。今どき、意図的スカートの中を覗こうとする主人公なんていません。性犯罪のシーンにしかそういうのはないの。

からパンチラを見られたヒロインは、「一生恨む」なんてそもそも思ってないの。主人公が悪くないことは分かっていて、それでも「見られてしまった」という状況への怒りから主人公八つ当たり気味に発した言葉が「許さない!」なの。

そういうニュアンスセリフを"I won't forgive you."と訳すのは誤訳だよ、というのが元増田趣旨だよ。

トップコメ、何も読めてないだろ。ラッキースケベのシーンを描くのはいかがなものか、って制作陣に物申す意見はあっていいけれど、それは翻訳者に言うことじゃないよ。

「許さない」を"I won't forgive you."と訳してはいけない理由

anond:20230611072022

以前軽く紹介したけど、その後色々調べたりネイティブに尋ねたりしてわかったことがあるので補足ということで

まず前提として、海外におけるアニメ漫画翻訳では「許さない」を"I won't forgive you."と訳すことは基本的誤訳扱いとなっている

まり、単に下手な訳とかつまらない訳ではなく明確に誤りとみなされるほどにはまずい翻訳だということ

なぜかというと、両者がカバーしている意味範囲にズレがあるため、「許さない」が本来持つニュアンスが全く伝わらなくなってしまうから

言い方を変えれば、日本人が「許さない」と口にするような状況で英語ネイティブが"I won't forgive you."と言うことはほとんどないと言っていい

  • 具体的にどう違うのか

まず第一に、"forgive"は「許す」と比べてかなり意味の幅が狭い。

具体的には、シリアスな場面にしか使えない(軽い場面では"Excuse me."を使う)。

例えば貴重な壺を割ってしまったとき"Oh please forgive me."と言えるが、くしゃみ相手の顔にかけてしまった、といった軽い場面では"Excuse me."を使う。

一方で「許す」はシリアスな場面でも軽い場面でも使える。

この違いが混乱を招いてしまうようで、例えば日本人ゲームで負けたりしただけで「許さない」と言うので、英語ネイティブからすると大げさすぎて面食らってしまうらしい。

アニメキャラパンチラを見られただけで「許さない」と言うのも大げさに聞こえるとか。

  • 軽い場面の「許さない」が大げさすぎるなら、シリアスな場面での「許さない」は"I won't forgive you."とピッタリ合うのでは?

これも色々な理由からうまく行かない。

ドラゴンボール悟空セリフ「仲間を傷つける奴は許さねえぞ!」を例に取ってみよう。

日本語だと最高に盛り上がる決めゼリフという感じだが、これを"I won't forgive you!"と訳してしまうと、バカバカしくて拍子抜けに聞こえてしまうらしい。

なぜかというと、"I won't forgive you."は「許さないという感情受動的に示すだけで懲らしめようという能動的な意図は表さない」から

要するに、日本語だと「許さない(だから懲らしめてやる!)」という反撃の意思までもを含んでいる(恐らく)のだが、"forgive"だと「許さない(それだけ。別に何かするわけじゃない)」となってしまう。

なのでネイティブからすると全く敵に対する脅しに感じられないため、いまいち盛り上がりに欠けてしまう。

ネイティブにとっては以下のように直接的に脅すようなセリフのほうがしっくりくるという。

I’ll punish those who’d hurt my friends!(仲間を傷つけるやつは懲らしめてやる!)

No one gets away with hurting my friends!(仲間を傷つけておいてタダで済むと思うな!)

Anyone who hurts my friendswill pay!(仲間を傷つけるやつは……報いを受ける!)

まあこんな長々とした説明より下の例のほうがわかりやすいと思う。これは日本語が堪能なネイティブに書いてもらったもので、違和感がすごく明快に言語化されてる。

ネイティブからすると"I won't forgive you."は「一生根に持つぞ」みたいな意味合いになるとのこと。

スカートの中を覗かれた女の子「一生根に持つぞ!」→過剰反応

孫悟空「俺の仲間を傷つけるやつは、心の中で一生根に持つぞ。」→え、そこで止めたりやり返したりするんじゃないの??ダサッ。


他にも、"I won't forgive you."は許す許さないが意味なす相手でないと使えない。

例えば、パートナー浮気されて別れたとする。その時相手に"I'll never forgive you!!"と言うのは正しい使い方。

この場合は、相手を許せば関係が続いたかもしれないが、許さなかったか破局した、という点で許す許さないが意味を持つ。

しかし、悟空の例では、敵は許してもらおうとは端から思っていないわけで、そんな状況で"I won't forgive you."と言っても、ネイティブからすると「許そうが許すまいが相手は気にしないでしょ」とバカバカしく聞こえてしまうらしい。なので、こちらが許すかどうかを気にする相手でないと使えない。

また、自分自分にとって大切な物や人が大きく傷つけられた場合でないと使えず、自分関係性のない相手や、まだ何もしてきていない敵に対して言うのも不自然に聞こえるとのこと。

  • まとめ

"forgive"は「許す」より意味範囲が狭く、シリアスな場面にしか使えない

軽い場面での「許さない」を"I won't forgive you."と訳すと大げさすぎる

シリアスな場面の「許さない」であっても色々な理由から自然に聞こえることが多い

→「許さない」と"I won't forgive you."はほぼ別物だと考えた方がよい

2023-06-11

さない=I won't forgive you ではない

https://twitter.com/katrinaltrnsl8r/status/1367633335887880195

アニメマンガにおける「許さない」は、英語における Over my dead body! (おれの目の黒いうちはだめだ)と同じくらいよく見かける定型句であり、I won't forgive you. と直訳されることが多い

しかしこれは下手な翻訳であり、避けたほうがいいとのこと

英語のforgiveと日本語の許すはニュアンスが異なるので、一対一で訳すことはできない

以下、適切な翻訳

1. どんな理由があろうと!!おれは友達を傷つける奴は許さない!!! (One Piece, Volume 1)

Good reason or not... NOBODY hurts a friend of mine!!!!

2. しかし、強い者が弱い者を一方的に殺すことは、断じてさない! (Code Geass Episode 8)

But neither will I stand for a one-sided slaughter of the weak by the strong!

3. 私以外の奴に撃たれたら、許さないからね (Sword Art Online II, Episode 8)

So... If you let someone else shoot you, I won't forgive you.

↑これは悪い例

代替

But you better not let someone else shoot before I get to.

If you get shot out there, I'll shoot you myself. Got it?

Don't get shot out there. Your body's reserved for my bullets.

You owe me a fight, so you BETTER stay alive.

4. 俺はお前を許さない (鬼滅の刃)

You won't get away with this.


また、ニュアンスが異なるということは、日本語と同じ感覚で I won't forgive you. と言ってしまうとトラブルになる可能性が高いということでもある

実際、スマブラボコボコにされたあとに「許さない!」と悔しがるのは日本語では自然だが、同じ状況でネイティブに対して "I won't forgive you!"と言ったら大げさすぎて驚かれるだろう、というようなことを一人のネイティブが言っている

https://twitter.com/CodyDang_/status/1367934949932683264?s=20

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