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A long time ago, in a certain country, there was a bastard named Cinderella. The reason why she is called Cinderella is because she sprinkled her own ashes on her own head at her mother's funeral, which led to her being called the ash-coverer, which is why her real name is Cinderella. I lost
The husband who lost his wife was also a bastard, and the day after the funeral he cheated on a woman three years younger than him, had sex with her, and even got married.
I have decided. Then, to her Cinderella
She now has an older sister and a younger sister who are not related by blood.
Her sister was a bitch too, she came to Cinderella's house
After a few days, she thought, ``Wouldn't it be more convenient to have an outbuilding?'' and cut down Cinderella's mother's grave in her garden and the hundreds of years old tree that was next to her grave, and built an outbuilding. We forced construction.
One day, the bastard's family receives news of a ball from the castle. But before Cinderella could read it, her sister broke the news and said, ``There's no way you can go.'' Cinderella didn't seem to have any intention of going either, saying, ``I had no intention of going in the first place.I'd rather go to hell.''
Then, on the day her mother was admitted to the hospital to give birth, her sister went to the ball. In the garden, the construction of an outbuilding was progressing as usual.
“Let’s light a fire here and make a bonfire.”
She thought about that, but Cinderella stopped her. Suddenly, a witch appeared
``Cinderella, why aren't you going to the ball?'' asked the witch.
"What's the point of telling Teme?"
Cinderella returned with an ax in her hand
Then, for some reason, Cinderella was wrapped in a jewel-like dress.
"If you don't go to the ball, that dress will kill you. Now go."
Cinderella doesn't want to die in a place like this, so she reluctantly decides to go to the castle.
In the castle, some asshole like her sister was looking for a one-night stand and was dancing wildly. No one really praised others, and in their hearts they all seemed to think that they were the center of the world.
Cinderella didn't dance, but killed her time by smoking a cigarette at the end of her room. There, she was approached by a man wearing formal clothes that were flashier and more expensive than anyone else, and said to her, ``Miss, won't you dance?''
She is Cinderella with a cigarette in her mouth
She said, ``I only dance with the Grim Reaper and bad luck.''
she answered. For some reason, the man fell in love with her at first sight, and she said, ``Let's have some fun in the other room.Here, come.'' She tried to force Cinderella to take her to another room in the castle. However, Cinderella pressed the cigarette she was holding into her hand.
"Her hand slipped," she laughed.
When she pressed the cigarette, the sound in her voice was so pitiful that no one tried to get close to him or dance with him. Of course, no one even knows that such a pitiful man is the prince who owns this castle.
Eventually, she had enough, Cinderella threw her shoes on her stairs and went back to her house in her bare feet. Her shoes were made of glass, so they shattered into pieces.
The next day, while her servant was cleaning the castle, she found one shoe on the stairs. Obviously thinking this was strange, she secretly examined her shoes and discovered that they had been smeared with a deadly amount of poison.
Rumors spread within the castle that this must be an attempt to kill the prince, and soon a large-scale investigation was conducted. Even though it's a survey, it's simple.
The idea was to create a replica of a shoe and imprison the person who matched it perfectly as a suspect.
And one after another, people were imprisoned just because of their size. Some of them had not been to the ball, but they thought it must be a lie and were forcibly taken away.
Eventually, an investigation came to Cinderella's house. That's when we all looked at her mother and child after she was discharged from the hospital, and of course her sister didn't fit.
So all that was left was Cinderella. Then, her sister said to Cinderella, ``Hell suits you better than this world.''
She was of course the perfect size for Cinderella.
However, she protested her innocence, saying that I hadn't gone to the ball and there was no dress anywhere in the house to prove it.
However, the prince showed him an empty pack of cigarettes that had been discarded in a trash can and said, ``This is the same brand that the criminal was smoking that time.Why?''
I unbuttoned all the buttons on her jacket.
She said, ``After all, I feel like dancing with the Grim Reaper. Right, little prince?'' she said.
By the time the princes realized it, it was already too late.
The grenade that fell at his feet blew up Cinderella and the prince.
The time was around noon. Bells rang throughout the city and residents prayed for lunch.
The flying fragments of the shoe became a weapon, a sad fragment that could only hurt someone, and no one could imagine its original form.
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https://twitter.com/maro_machizawa/status/1742177725979476189
”Literally zero tsunami. Thousands or more unnecessarily evacuated. I hope experts n media swiftly interpret the condition and deliver accurate info. Quake, collapsing houses and fire were the major damage this time. The warning was effective if the call for tsunami was correct.”
"文字通り津波ゼロです。数千人以上が不必要に避難した。専門家やメディアが速やかに状況を解釈し、正確な情報を伝えてくれることを願っています。今回は地震、家屋の倒壊、火災が大きな被害でした。津波警報が正しければ、警報は有効だった" ( グーグル翻訳)
今まで訂正も何もなし。ひどくないですか。脳科学者か。教授なら広島大も処分とかしないのかね
putting others down is what people who cant bring themselves up do
他人をこき下ろすのは自分を高めることができない人がやることだ (bring someone up = uplift oneself = improve one's situation)
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ですから、
He improved the design of the car.
この場合、「その車のデザイン」を以前のものから今のものへ「改良」した、という意味です。
自動詞の場合は、on 以下のものを元にして（元にして、が on の意味です）
「よりよいものを作る（これが自動詞improveの意味）」という意味です。
ですから、
この場合、the design(その設計）を元にして、よりよい「設計」を作った、ということなのです。
https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1322371783
https://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/52305/improve-vs-improve-on-upon
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Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, 「絶望の谷で苦しみにふけるのはやめましょう」
let us not ～ は let’s not ～ と同じ
wallow は「転げまわる、もがく」という意味ですが、ここでは「（快楽などに）ふける、浸る」という意味で使われています。
例：wallow in luxury「ぜいたくにふける」、wallow in one’s sadness「悲しみにふける」
https://www.eigonou.net/backnumber/05278/
e.g.
Matt has stepped away from public life マットはもう人前に出ることを止めたんだから
Let us hold not too fast to his name 彼の名前にあまりしがみつかないようにしよう
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immersion only losers couldn't tell you the difference between と思う and と思っている to save their lives
イマージョンだけやってる負け犬たちは「と思う」と「と思っている」の区別をどうやっても教えられない
・I can't wake up to save my life. : どうしても起きられない。
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i am at the bottom of the mountain 先はまだまだ長い (= i've got a long way to go)
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im very active w keeping my pronouns available 私は積極的に自分の性別の代名詞を公開してる (consistently and proactively making known or sharing their preferred pronouns)
bc ik it can feel awkward to ask sometimes だってわざわざ尋ねるのは気まずいじゃん
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You don't wanna get on my bad side.... 俺の機嫌を損ねないほうがいいぜ・・・
buddy....
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Go finger your prostate to chill out or smth 前立腺でも弄って落ち着けよ
Look I'm on a stim crash and on edge dw bout it 精神刺激薬の離脱症状が出ててしかも寸止め中だから大丈夫
be on a stimulant crash = ADHDやアデロールなどの薬の離脱症状 (= I'm having withdrawals from drugs.)
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・Your father will be back on his feet in no time. : あなたのお父様はすぐに回復されますよ。
《be ～》〔状況などが〕良くなる、立ち直る
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（人）の機嫌を取る、（人）に取り入る、（人）にゴマをする、（人）を褒めそやす、（人）にお世辞を言う、（人）にこびへつらう
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・That's a lot [bunch] of hooey, and you know it! : 実にばかげた話です。自分でも分かってるだろ。（＝ホラ話＝ bullshit）
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it's awkward but it gets the point across
（自分の書く文章は）ぎこちないけど意味は通じる (awkward = clunky = clumsy = scuffed)
why do you think it's awkward?
なんでぎこちないと思うの？
because I haven't output enough to think of a natural way to output my ideas. Instead I force out something that gets the idea across even if it turns out awkward
自然にアウトプットすることができるほどちゃんとアウトプットしてないからね
because 99% of my Japanese practice is from writing assignments for class (haven't hung out with many Japanese people), so even if I try to speak casually, formal stuff appears
日本語の練習のうち９９パーセントは授業で出される作文の宿題だから
カジュアルに話そうとしてもフォーマルな言葉遣いが出てしまうんだ
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this server is a lot more hateful than I remember it being
このサーバー、私が知っている頃と比べてすごく邪険な雰囲気になってる
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I can understand being insecure over one's language skills but I think you should own that you're insecure instead of trying to act like you're above others
Address what's causing you to feel insecure and work on that
日本語力に不安を持つのはわかるけど、他人にマウントを取るんじゃなくてその不安さを認めるべきだよ
own 〔罪などを〕自分がやったと認める
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Speaking as someone who has never interacted with you before and didn't even recognise you, you came off as a massive dickhead in the way you talked, and that's gonna rub people the wrong way. Especially if there's annoyance built before that. But at the end of the day man, it doesn't matter much
あなたと喋ったこともないしだれだか知らないけど、あなたの喋り方はすごい嫌なやつに聞こえるし、それだと周りを苛つかせるだけだよ
I mean you just rubbed some people the wrong way but they didn't express that and decided to unload it all on you at the same time x10 when they saw the opportunity
みんなあんたに苛ついてたけど、黙ってたんだよ
で、ちょうどいいタイミングが来たから一斉にその不満を１０倍にして吐き出したってわけ
it was really irresponsible and wrong of me
yeah I know that was fucked up of me
それはすごい無責任だし間違った行いだった
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（悪口を言いまくってる人を見て）おいおいお前それはよくねえぜ
it's basically just a way of saying "you did something bad."
https://hinative.com/questions/21934776
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I think most of it was just pent up aggression towards him over the weeks that everyone found an opportunity to unload at that moment
今回の件は、彼に対するイラつきがここ数週間の間に溜まっていて、あの瞬間にみんながそれを吐き出すチャンスを見つけたっていうのが大きいんじゃないかな
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Idk why you're making it seem like i had a fit over him
なんで「私が彼に対して腹を立てていた」みたいな風な言い方をしてるのかわからないんだけど
腹を立てる、カッとなる、カンカンに怒る、ひどく興奮する、非常に興奮する、だだをこねる、ショックを受ける、発作を起こす、卒倒する、おたおたする◆【同】throw a fit
・I was having [throwing] a huge fit. : 私は無性に腹を立てていた。
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You just jumped on the Jack hate train for no reason
I don't understand the audacity to come here every single day while you disrespect me to your friends
お友達と一緒に私のことを侮辱してるくせに毎日ここに来れる厚かましさは理解できないわ
and you also hop on the gender thing
i use she
but yeah
they had that effect on me and I took that as a way out of responsibility
でもまああれも俺が間違いだった
あいつらに影響されていたし、その影響を言い訳にして（性別ネタに乗っかっていたのは事実だった）
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she didn't even think to give me the benefit of the doubt or anything and just straight up pilied on to me when i had no way to defend myself of the misinfo against me
彼女は（話が真実かどうか確かめる）猶予を与えることもせずに、いきなり私を非難してきた
pile on to someone: (of a group of people) to attack or criticize someone
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何をぺちゃくちゃいってんの
prattle
〔幼児が〕片言でしゃべる、〔大人が〕ベラベラとつまらないおしゃべりをする
・He was prattling on for hours about boring subjects. : 彼は退屈な話題について、何時間もしゃべり続けた。
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And oh yea you can go on a tirade in that server talking about how i need mental health help, suck at jp, and feel threatened by the very presence of John
その鯖で私は精神科にかかるべきとかジョンに劣等感を抱いてるとか、延々と話してればいいじゃん
tirade
長広舌、長い演説
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i played it when it came out and had the worst experience of my life
if you pick a μ's character you're in for the worst character interactions you have ever seen
μ'sのキャラを選んだら今まで経験した中で最悪の会話が待ってるよ
in for 《be ～》〔困難などに〕直面しそうだ、〔事態などを〕きっと経験するだろう
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this pc has served me well for 8+ years
im pushing 5 years on my lenovo legion
私のレノボはそろそろ５年に近づいてる
i built that pc with my dad and god damnit do I love it
あのPCは父と一緒に組んだんだけどめちゃくちゃ大好きだ
そのうちアップグレードもする予定
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Pray the gay away = 神に祈りを捧げてゲイからノンケにしてもらうこと
https://hinative.com/questions/18100264
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I wouldn't recommend going off blood thinners cold turkey and my heart rates really fucking high right now, 1:30 3145, and I'm nervous about this.
抗凝血剤を急にやめるのはおすすめしない
go cold turkey 〔悪習・薬物などを〕急に［きっぱり］やめる［断ち切る］
go off a drug 薬を（飲むのを）やめる
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there's no way these like agencies are gonna be looking at all this money you're raking in on Onlyfans being like "what do you mean we don't get any of it?"
AVの事務所がOnlyfansで荒稼ぎした金を見たら「当然それをくれるんだよな？」って言うに決まってる
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w8emCFPLGlw
rake in 荒稼ぎする
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whether or not the bit that it's famous for will soon wear off a novelty however is difficult to determine
パルワールドを有名たらしめている要素がすぐに陳腐化してしまうのかどうかは（今のところ）断定しがたい
bit = 要素 = element
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my boss has been grilling me for slacking
grilling 厳しい尋問◆可算
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she flaked on our plans for Christmas together and invited him to hang out with her during the end of the year
私とのクリスマスの約束をすっぽかし、（B男さんと）年末に遊ぶ誘いをしていたり、
flake
〔薄片が〕はがれ落ちる
〈米俗〉約束をすっぽかす
他動
～から薄片を剥がす［削る］
〔～を〕薄片で覆う
there were a lot of things that i couldn't fit in here but i've only ever wrote things that i've had clear evidence of
この文章ではとても収まらないほどのことがありましたが、手元に明確な証拠があるものだけを書きました。
i don't think i've clarified quite enough but this being something that i've kept in my heart for so long i'm so glad i'm able to talk to you all about it now
十分にお話できたとは思っていませんが、ずっと心のうちに秘めていたことを、こうしてお話することができたのはよかったと思っています。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWJDwmrTL5o
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steer clear of
～を避ける、～を遠ざける、～に関わらない
・You should steer clear of that restaurant or you may get food poisoning. : そのレストランはやめた方がいい、さもないと食中毒になるかもよ。
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Shiina having a laughing fit really brightens up my day. Thank you Okayun~
「面白い」ということを表すのに使われる「ツボる」という表現。 英語で表すと、一番意味が近いのはおそらく”have a laughing fit”でしょう。
https://nativecamp.net/blog/20200723_laugh
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Does 買いものにでも行っているのかもしれません mean “Maybe she even went shopping” ? What does でも contribute here
Does demo add the “or something” to the sentencr
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seemやappear, feel, look, soundなどにthatを付ける場合、主語はitでなければならない
✗He seems that ...
Feel, look, and sound are very occasionally found with a content clause too: It looks to me that a vendetta has struck up. Content clauses differ from as if phrases in that they are restricted to the impersonal construction: compare Ed seemed as if /∗that he was trying to hide his true identity. (Camgel p.962)
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ポイント２：直接法は時制の一致を受けるが、仮定法は時制の一致を受けない
直説法（knows）：He looks as if he knows the answer. (he knows the answer)
仮定法（knew）：He looks as if he knew the answer. (he gives the impression that he knows the answer, but he (probably) doesn't know or we don't know whether he knows or not)
主節が現在形の場合は区別がつくが、主節を過去時制にすると、直接法では時制の一致によってknows→knewと一つ過去に移るのに対して、仮定法は時制の一致を受けないのでknewのまま変わらない。その結果、どちらも同じ時制になってしまう。そのため、仮定法か直接法かは文脈判断。（仮定法の時制を過去にずらす（knew→had known）と、大過去として見なされ、主節より一つ前の出来事を表すことになる）
He looked as if he knew the answer.
直説法：He seems as if he hasn't slept for days. (he hasn't slept for days)
仮定法：He seems as if he hadn't slept for days. (it seems that he hasn't slept for days, but he (probably) has or we don't know whether he has or not)
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He seemed as if he hadn't slept for days.
https://www.grammaring.com/as-if-as-though
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He doesn't do listening immersion he only knows English from reading and it shows.
But there's a few quirks that tip me off でもノンネイティブだとわかってしまうような癖がたまに出てくる
he's mooching off his parents = leeching off
彼は親の脛をかじっている
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it's infamously difficult to explain
just feel it out is the best advice here sadly
それはめちゃくちゃ説明が難しい
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ok srsly ketchup fried rice has no right being this good
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stubbed my toe in the dark and it still hurts 暗闇の中で足の指をぶつけたんだけどまだ痛い
stub out your cigarette now; 今、タバコをもみ消してください.
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we can only give you a 1-day course of medicine. お薬は1日分しか出せません。
Always finish a course of medicine unless advised otherwise 特別な指示がない限り、薬は必ず（処方された分を）最後まで飲みきること
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His past has caught up with him 過去に行った悪行が問いただされる時が来た
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I got food poisoning eating at xxx xxxで食事したら食中毒になった
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That took for fucking ever どんだけ時間かかっとんねん
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talk out of one's ass 〈卑〉〔きちんとした内容｛ないよう｝ではない〕ばかな［適当｛てきとう｝な・くだらない］ことを言う、くそ発言｛はつげん｝をする
talk through one's hat 大ぼらを吹く、くだらないことを言う｜
talk out of both sides of one's mouth 矛盾したことを言う
・You can't trust him. He talks out of both sides of his mouth. : 彼は信用できないよ。矛盾したことばかり言うからね。
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comparison is the thief of joy ものごとを楽しむ秘訣は人と比較しないこと
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〈比喩的〉一本取られた、参った、やられた◆相手の反論・指摘などについて「有効な論点だ・それは一理ある」と認める時などに用いられる
・Ah, touche. : これは1本取られたな。／痛いところを突かれたな。
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"To join the party" means to be(come) part of the party, = パーティの一員になる
"To join IN the party" means to take part in the activities of the party. = パーティというアクティビティに参加する
https://www.italki.com/en/post/question-337073
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He ran too fast for me to keep up with him. → himはあってもなくてもかまわない（too to構文でforが付くと文末にhimなどを付けても許容される傾向にあるらしい）
https://www.biseisha.co.jp/lab/qa/27
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looked on in horror 恐怖しながら眺めていた・傍観していた
Bystanders looked on in horror as car plowed through parade 通行人は車がパレードに突っ込んでいくのを恐怖して眺めていた
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You have to thread the needle very carefully to make it work properly, ちゃんと動かすには針の穴を通すかのように慎重にやらないといけない
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Don't lump me in with them. : あんなのと一緒｛いっしょ｝にしないでよね。
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All you do is talk about war. Don't you have anything else to talk about? 口を開けば戦争の話ばかり。会話のレパートリー少なすぎだろ
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dunno how retarded ud have to be to believe that kinda story そんなストーリー信じるとかアホすぎん？
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Does he have persecutory delusions? あの人は被害妄想癖なの？
typical paranoid populist with delusions of persecution looking everywhere but within to find scapegoats he can pin the blame for his loser life's pratfalls on
（こいつは）自分の負け犬人生の責任をなすりつけられるスケープゴートを見つけようと目をキョロキョロさせているが自分自身のことは都合よく無視する、典型的な被害妄想癖の偏執的ポピュリストだな
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punch down
to attack or criticize someone who is in a worse or less powerful position than you = 自分より弱いものを攻撃・避難すること (punch upはその逆)
He punched down at opponents who couldn't fight back. 彼は反撃できない相手に攻撃した
Simply put: punching up is okay; punching down is not. 強いものに歯向かうのはいいが、弱い者いじめはいけない
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the only people who call out samefags are people who samefag 自演を叩くのは自演してるやつだけ
its a paranoia thing 妄想みたいなものだ
like if you murder people then you'll realize how easy it is and think everyones gonna murder you 殺人を犯して人を殺すのが簡単なことに気づいたせいで、みんなが自分を殺そうとしてると思いこむようなものだ
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yeah, logging is autistic, but helpful. Ever since I started logging, I literally went from 1 hr of daily immersion to 4 hours, just to try to beat other people and see my numbers rack up. It's a good way to keep yourself accountable, which is something 4chan users chronically avoid
記録を取るのはアレだが役に立つ。ログを取り始めてからというもの、1日1時間のイマージョンが4時間になった。他の人に勝って、数字が上がっていくのを見るのにハマってしまってね。
4chanユーザーはいつもこれをやることから逃げているが、立てた目標をちゃんと達成するためにはいい方法だ。
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There's no fixing that person = あの人はどうしようもない/ 救いようがない/ 付ける薬がない = There's no way you can fix that person
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yeah but that's no excuse for him to act like a bitch lol まあ確かにそうだが、だからといってあいつがクソみたいに振る舞っていい理由にはならないわ
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he was a cool guy like way back then 前はいいやつだったんだよ
then shit kinda went downhill, he had a spat with Dave regarding some shit i didnt care about そこから色々とクソみたいな状況になって、どうでもいいことでジョンと喧嘩した
and then after some back and forths we just never really talked to each other そんで色々と言い合いを重ねた結果、あいつとは喋らなくなった
maybe John can fill you in on the details, because im a secondary source here 詳しいことはジョンに聞けばわかると思う 俺は又聞きだから
because while they were raging at each other i was out of the server being a productive member of society こいつらが喧嘩してたとき俺は社会の一員として建設的なことをしてたからな
ye, i think i will try to find out about all this later ああ、それについては後で調べてみるわ
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he wants to be alone he literally said that. So just give him some time and he will come back on his own time. 一人にさせてほしいって言われたんだろ？なら少し時間を与えれば、自分が戻りたいと思ったときに戻ってくるだろう
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I went to the hospital to get blood work done → 病院に行って、採血された
https://eikaiwa.dmm.com/uknow/questions/99730/
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いいとこどり
get（pick） the best of everything（both）
get the best of both worlds
cherry pick
https://eikaiwa.dmm.com/uknow/questions/6202/
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Babble like an idiot using what few words you already know, and then only look stuff up when you cannot properly express yourself.
知ってる僅かな単語だけを使ってバカみたいに訳のわからないことを喋って、言いたいことをちゃんと言えないときだけ単語を調べる
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本音で話す
・I had a heart-to-heart with Stacy last night.（昨晩、ステイシーさんと本音を語り合いました。）
・He had a heart-to-heart talk with his dad about his future.（彼は自分の将来について父親と本音で話し合いました。）
・Let’s have a heart-to-heart conversation.（腹を割った話し合いをしましょう！）
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how do u keep coming up with these absolute bangers every day omg !!
どうやったらそんな面白いジョークを毎日のように思いつけるん？
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They literally just slap the word "AI" on everything now. なんでもかんでもAIの文字を貼り付けている
= They're literally just plastering the word "AI" onto everything now.
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how much of the shit he is in is he responsible for?
彼が置かれているクソみたいな状況のどれだけが彼自身の責任なんだ？
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that's like in the avg range それは平均身長くらいでしょ
my aunt is 140 i think, my mom is 150 うちの叔母は140で母は150だし
even for japan that's on the shorter side いや日本ですらそれは低い方に入るぞ
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what the fuck have i been missing out on まじかよ俺そんなのを見逃したのか
Idk I was gone before and after that 俺はその間ここにいなかったからしらん
well thank you for letting us know sir まあ知らせてくれて助かる
we pride ourselves on being the opposite of an echochamber so your complaints really help us! 俺たちはエコーチャンバーにならないことに誇りを持ってるから文句を言ってくれるのは助かる
personally im against inviting people we have bad blood with 個人的には仲の悪いやつを招待するのには反対だな
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i got all of the fairly common grammar points down just from looking up stuff while reading
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it makes you come off like passive aggressive そういう言い方はパッシブアグレッシブに聞こえるよ
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Now we're talking" 「そう来なくっちゃ！」
= That is what I wanted to hear; that's a good idea or a good plan, especially compared to previous suggestions.
例：
Let's have fish for dinner 夕食は魚にしよう
Ugh .. No えーいやだ
https://ja.hinative.com/questions/870022
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haggle
値切る、値下げの交渉をする
議論［論争］する
・There's no need to haggle. : 論争する必要はありません。
他動
〔～を〕ぶった切る、〔～を〕手荒に切る
haggle over the price of
～の値段を値切る［の交渉をする］
表現パターンhaggle over [about] the price of
learn how to haggle at the market
市場で値切るのがうまくなる
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Never know when it's the good old days until they're gone あの頃は良かったなってのは過ぎ去って初めてわかるものだ
communities always change when they get larger コミュニティは大きくなれば必ず変化していく
never gonna keep that smaller, more intimate thing going そうなればこじんまりとして距離の近かったあの感じはもう二度と戻らない
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イキる
I don’t like to talk to him because he is full of himself. 彼はイキってるので話したくありません。
He always tries to be bossy on purpose. 彼はいつもわざとイキろうとする。
You’ve changed. You used to be so cocky when we were in junior high school. 変わりましたね。あなたは中学生の頃、とてもイキってましたよ
He always gets carried away when we party. I think we shouldn’t let him drink much. パーティーのとき、彼はいつもイキります。彼にたくさん飲ませないほうがいい思います。
My father was always high-handed towards other parents. 私の父はいつも他の親に対してイキってました。
https://nativecamp.net/blog/20200805_full_of_oneself
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Again, I'm just going off my memory from a year ago, so be skeptical of what I say. Here are a few things that come to mind:
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like u just use the personality thing as a clutch to get ur foot in 自分の人となりを会話を始める取っ掛かりとして使えばいい (= as a starting point)
so if u talk to someone u just nerd out about learning japanese or something 誰かと話す際に日本語学習についてひたすら喋ってみたりとか
and thats like the vanguard of ur initial engagement そうすれば初めて会話をする際のきっかけになる
《have [get] (a [one's]) foot in (the) door》うまく最初の一歩を踏み出す、目的に向かって第一歩を進める、とっかかり［きっかけ・足掛かり］をつかむ、〔希望する組織などに〕入る機会に恵まれる、うまく入り込む、～する機会を得るきっかけをつかむ◆【語源】セールスパーソン［販売員］が玄関口で追い返されそうになったときに、ドアに足を入れて閉めさせないようにしてセールスしようとする様子から。
vanguard
〔文化や活動の〕前衛、先駆け◆【語源】15世紀にフランス語のavant-gardeがvandgardとして英語に入ったもの。
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learning japanese is like falling down an endless flight of stairs 日本語学習は果てしなく続く階段を転げ落ちるようなものだ。
everytime you almost get your grip and are able to stop yourself, you realize that youre not standing on a step and fall again 足をついて止まることができたかと思えば、踏み段に立っていないことに気づいてまた落ちる
flight of stairs 《a ～》一連の階段、一続きの階段、階と階の間の階段◆途中に踊り場がない一続きの階段
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I need to get on top of my sleep – as I get older I'm finding it more difficult to manage my ongoing sleep deficit.
睡眠を改善する必要がある。年をとるにつれ現在進行系の睡眠不足に対処するのが難しくなってきている
”get on top of 〜” 「（物事を）うまく対処して」
https://kiwi-english.net/41906
その他の意味：
～の上に乗る［乗りかかる］
・We'll get on top of the situation as soon as we can. : できるだけ早く事態を収拾します。
～の手に負えなくなる、～を悩ます
〔仕事を〕片付ける
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haven't seen you post at all where the fuck were you 全然投稿してるの見かけなかったがどこに行ってたんだ
I got life shit haha 人生いろいろあったんだよ笑 (= "I have life stuff" or "I have things going on in my life.")
so do we all そりゃみんなそうやろ
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John knows me. Me n him go back ジョンは俺のことを知ってるよ。あいつとは付き合いが長いからな
go back 〈話〉〔人が期間を〕さかのぼって知り合いである
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Man they made it so much hard to see member lists in mobile now モバイルだとメンバーリストがめっちゃ見にくくなったな
I think it's by design これはわざとだと思うわ
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I hate that it had to take this just for people to stop sleeping on Mel
みんながメルの素晴らしさに気づくためにはこれだけのこと（＝契約解除）が必要なんて嫌だわ
＝これだけのことが起こらないと誰もメルの素晴らしさに気づいてくれないなんて嫌だわ
sleep on
1. 〔即断・即答を避けて〕～について一晩考える
2. （米インフォーマル）人や物の素晴らしさに気づかない
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こんます～
2023年も残すところわずかとなりましたが、皆様方におかれましてはいかがお過ごしでしょうか。
一年間の振り返りなどはされましたでしょうか。
2423件の日記を綴っており、
頂いた総ブクマ数は1893、総トラバ数は1060となりました。
本年も大変お世話になりました。
最期に、ポンコツの私がChatGPTの手となり足となり作成した増田集計コードを掲載します。
各日記のURL、タイトル、投稿日時、文字数、被ブクマ数、被トラバ数を取得しCSVファイルに出力するものです。
お暇な方はお使いください。
それではよいお年をお迎えください。
import requests from bs4 import BeautifulSoup import time import csv import os import re # ログインURL login_url = 'https://hatelabo.jp/login' # ログイン情報 login_data = { 'key': 'あなたのユーザ名またはメールアドレス', 'password': 'あなたのパスワード', 'mode': 'enter' } user_name = 'あなたのユーザ名' # User-Agent ヘッダー（例：Google Chrome） headers = { 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/58.0.3029.110 Safari/537.3' } # セッションを開始 session = requests.Session() # ログイン response = session.post(login_url, data=login_data, headers=headers) print('login',response.status_code) # 集計データ item = { 'url': '', # URL 'title': '', # タイトル 'datetime': '', # 投稿日時 'characters': '', # 文字数 'bookmark': '', # 被ブクマ数 'trackback': '', # 被トラバ数 } # CSVファイル名 output_file = 'masuda_output.csv' # CSVファイルが存在しない場合はヘッダーを書き込む if not os.path.exists(output_file): with open(output_file, 'w', newline='', encoding='utf-8') as file: writer = csv.DictWriter(file, fieldnames=item.keys()) writer.writeheader() # 集計 page_start = 1 page_end = 3 for i in range(page_start, page_end+1): # 待機 time.sleep(3) # 増田一覧取得 page = session.get(f'https://anond.hatelabo.jp/{user_name}/?page={i}') print(page.url) # 応答のHTMLをBeautifulSoupで解析 soup = BeautifulSoup(page.content, 'html.parser') entries = soup.find_all('div', class_='section') for entry in entries: header = entry.find('h3') timestamp = header.find('a').get('href')[1:] item['url'] = 'https://anond.hatelabo.jp/'+timestamp item['title'] = header.get_text()[:-1] item['datetime'] = f"{timestamp[0:4]}/{timestamp[4:6]}/{timestamp[6:8]} {timestamp[8:10]}:{timestamp[10:12]}" footersection_text = entry.find_all('p')[-2].get_text() item['characters'] = len(entry.find('p').get_text().strip(footersection_text)) item['trackback'] = int(re.search(r'\((.*?)\)', footersection_text).group(1) if re.search(r'\((.*?)\)', footersection_text) else '') if item['title'] == '■': item['title'] = entry.find('p').get_text().strip(footersection_text)[:35] # 待機 time.sleep(3) bookmark_page = session.get(f'https://b.hatena.ne.jp/entry/button/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fanond.hatelabo.jp%2F{timestamp}&layout=basic-label-counter&lang=ja') soup_b = BeautifulSoup(bookmark_page.content, 'html.parser') item['bookmark'] = int(soup_b.find('a', class_='count').get_text()) # CSVファイルに追記 with open(output_file, 'a', newline='', encoding='utf-8') as file: writer = csv.DictWriter(file, fieldnames=item.keys()) writer.writerow(item)
（追記）
わー。ごめんなさい。文字が何か所か変わっていました。
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Refuting the “Israeli” Claims Regarding Evading their responsibility for the Massacre of the Gaza Baptist Hospital
Today, the “Israeli” Occupation Entity is trying to evade their responsibility for the crime of bombarding the “Baptist” Arab National Hospital in Gaza City, which the Israeli” Occupation Forces (IOF) committed on the evening of Tuesday, 17 October 2023. This heinous crime was committed against innocent Palestinian civilians while taking the hospital as a shelter from the flames of the “Israeli” brutal aggression, which left nowhere safe in the besieged enclave. It is necessary to affirm that, the Baptist Hospital belongs to the Anglican Episcopal Church in Jerusalem, and was built before the occupation of Palestine.
It is obvious that the “Israeli” enemy has been spreading lies since the very beginning of his destructive war on our people, when he with no single evidence claimed that the Palestinian resistance killed children, cut off heads and raped women. In continuation of this series of lies, they tried to evade their crime, attributing it to one of the resistance factions. Accordingly, we present some of the conclusive evidence to prove the “Israeli” Occupation Entity responsible for this heinous crime:
1) It is no secret that the IOF, several days ago, threatened several hospitals in the Gaza Strip, contacting each hospital separately and requesting their evacuation and holding the hospitals directors responsible for the consequences of neglecting the threats. In fact, there are dozens of clear statements from the IOF spokespersons in this regard.
2) Since the beginning of the ongoing aggression, the “Israeli” army has ignored the principle of distinguishing between civilian and military targets. Thus, the bombardment has systematically targeted emergency services, ambulances, civil defense facilities, schools, mosques, and churches.
3) The IOF contacted the directors of 21 hospitals in the Gaza Strip, especially those are located in the Gaza and the North of Gaza governorates, most notably: (Al-Awda, the Indonesian, Kamal Adwan, the Kuwaiti, Al-Quds, and Al-Mamadani), asking them to evacuate immediately, given that the hospitals are located within the geographical scope of “Israeli” military operations. In this regard, the official spokespersons for the IOF plus a number of hospital directors conducted interviews live on Al Jazeera, revealing the premeditated intention of the IOF to target hospitals in the Gaza Strip.
4) On 14 October, 2023, at 20:30, the IOF fired two shells towards the Baptist Hospital, and the next morning they called the hospital director, Dr. Maher الصفحة 2 من 3
Ayyad, saying to him: “We warned you last evening with two shells, so why have you not evacuated the hospital until this moment?!” Following that call, The hospital director contacted the bishop of the Evangelical Church in Britain and informed him of the incident, who in turn contacted international organizations before sending the hospital a message reassuring them that they could remain in the hospital. Yet with no warning, the IOF airstrikes returned, on Tuesday evening, to carry out the massacre against the hospital and the shelter-seekers of the displaced innocent Palestinian civilians.
5) Immediately after the massacre, the IOF spokesperson quickly published a statement on his page on the “X” and “Telegram” platforms at 21:17, which stated, “We had warned the evacuation of the Baptist Hospital and five other hospitals so that the Hamas terrorist organization would not take as a safe haven”. That statement is a clear claim of this massacre, and it is documented with a “screenshot” image attached to his page on Telegram, but he quickly deleted the post after seeing the massive scale of the massacre for the large number of victims, and the angry responses of the Arab, regional and international communities. Later on, he disavowed it, publish another
statement denying that he had issued the first statement.
6) Before and during the event, the resistance factions did not fire any missiles at the occupied territories, the “Israeli” sirens did not activate, and the Iron Dome missiles were not launched. Moreover, dozens of reconnaissance drones do not leave the sky of the Gaza Strip (365 km2 ), photographing and monitoring every inch around the clock. If the massacre was due to the resistance’s missiles, as the “Israeli” Occupation Entity falsely claim, why would not they show one picture their claims?!
7) The “Israeli” Occupation Entity claimed that this massacre was caused by a missile launched by the Islamic Jihad. However, we would wonder how they could identify and distinguish between the missiles of the resistance factions immediately after they were launched?!
8) The IOF military system documents and records all their operations by day, hour, minute and second, and in all previous times their media outlets came out to announce or deny much less severe massacres than this massacre, so what made them wait more than 4 hours before declaring their irresponsibility other than weaving scenarios of falsification, lies and deception?!
9) It is obviously known that the resistance’s missiles are somewhat “primitive” and do not have the destructive power that kills hundreds at one time. And throughout the history of previous confrontations and the current confrontation, no resistance missile has caused a tenth of this number of “Israeli” deaths.
10) The only video scene documenting the moment of the explosion reveals that the mass of flame and the sound of the explosion are identical to other “Israeli” bombs throughout the days of the ongoing aggression, which with no doubt proves that the “Israeli” origin of the missile.
الصفحة 3 من 3
The deliberate attack on hospitals is a war crime, stipulated in Article (8, 2, b, 9) of the Statute of the International Criminal Court. Accordingly, Hamas officially calls on the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court to open an investigation into this crime, which falls within the framework of a genocidal war, in accordance with the provisions of Article 6 of the Basic Law. These bloody acts are also based on the policy of denial pursued by the “Israeli” Occupation Entity, as they deny the existence of the Palestinian people.
There is no doubt that impunity fuels crime, and investigating crimes is a way to protect people. Furthermore, if a legal and judicial response is necessary, it is above all that the response to this crime must be humanitarian and global. Such actions must shock the conscience of the world, or else there would no longer be a reliable international community if the “Israeli” Occupation government free to decide to bomb hospitals!
In conclusion, we are facing a genocidal massacre committed by IOF against children, women, and the elderly. The “Israeli” Occupation Entity is the only responsible for the crime, no matter how much they try to weave lies and fabrications to get away with it, as they always do.
The Islamic Resistance Movement
「ガザ・バプテスト病院虐殺の責任回避に関するイスラエルの主張に反論する」
って題名
時は金なりという意味か？
public class Person {
BasicInfo info;
float stock;
float Value;
public string Name(bool isSpy){
return isSpy ? info.Name : info.Name.ToSecondName();
}
public string Sex(bool isNormal){
return isNormal == info.isMan ? "Man" : "Woman";
}
public float Earn(bool isExtra = false){
float sexPad = info.isMan ? 1f : 0.5f;
float racePad = info.isWhite ? 1f : 0.5f;
var delta = DateTime.Now - info.Birth;
int age = (int)(delta.TotalDays / 365);
float result = Value * sexPad * racePad * age;
if(isExtra){
Value += result;
}
return result;
}
enum Race{
White, Black, Yellow
};
class BasicInfo{
public string Name;
public int NationalId;
public bool isWhite;
public bool isMan;
public DateTime Birth;
public BasicInfo(string Name, int NationalId, Race race, bool isMan){
this.Name = Name;
this.NationalId = NationalId;
this.isWhite = race == Race.White;
this.isMan = isMan;
Birth = DateTime.Now;
}
}
横じゃが、こんな感じでいいんかね？ChatGPTじゃなくてBing先生だが同じ事やろ
わいの問：
今週の水曜日の日付を出力するJavaコードを教えてください。
import java.time.LocalDate; import java.time.DayOfWeek; import java.time.format.DateTimeFormatter; public class Main { public static void main(String[] args) { // 現在の日付を取得 LocalDate today = LocalDate.now(); // 今週の水曜日の日付を取得 LocalDate wednesday = today.with(DayOfWeek.WEDNESDAY); // 日付をフォーマットして出力 DateTimeFormatter formatter = DateTimeFormatter.ofPattern("yyyy年MM月dd日"); System.out.println(wednesday.format(formatter)); } }
（動かしてはないけど、まあパッと見でおかしい所は無さそうやし、動くやろ。。。）
もうこのやりとりの時点でダメやん？
ダメじゃねえよ。要件を正確に記述できないならコードなんて書けるわけない。
空気読んでいい感じに読み取ってよというのを求めてるなら、仕様書すら書けないダメプログラマーってことだろ。
コンピューターの中では数字で日付は管理されててそれはJavaでは日付のオブジェクトとして表されるんだけど、「今週＝現在の週の水曜日」を表すオブジェクトが欲しい
やったぞ
java.time パッケージの LocalDate クラスや TemporalAdjusters クラスを使用して、「今週の水曜日」の日付オブジェクトを取得できます。
以下のコードは、現在の日付に基づいて今週の水曜日の LocalDate オブジェクトを返す Java の関数です。
import java.time.temporal.TemporalAdjusters;
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println(getThisWeeksWednesday());
}
public static LocalDate getThisWeeksWednesday() {
LocalDate today = LocalDate.now();
return today.with(TemporalAdjusters.nextOrSame(DayOfWeek.WEDNESDAY));
}
}
この関数は現在の日付を取得し、それを TemporalAdjusters.nextOrSame(DayOfWeek.WEDNESDAY) メソッドに渡して、今週の水曜日の日付を取得します。今日が水曜日である場合、それが返されます。それ以外の場合は、次の水曜日の日付が返されます。
今日が週内のどの日であったとしても（木曜日や金曜日であったとしても）その週の水曜日を表すオブジェクトを返す関数を示してください。
それには、今週の最初の日を求め、そこから水曜日までの日数を加算するアプローチを使用します。以下のコードでは、週の最初の日を月曜日と仮定しています：
import java.time.temporal.TemporalAdjusters;
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println(getThisWeeksWednesday());
}
public static LocalDate getThisWeeksWednesday() {
LocalDate today = LocalDate.now();
LocalDate monday = today.with(TemporalAdjusters.previousOrSame(DayOfWeek.MONDAY));
return monday.plusDays(2);
}
}
このコードは、まず今日の日付を取得し、それから TemporalAdjusters.previousOrSame(DayOfWeek.MONDAY) メソッドを使用して今週の月曜日の日付を取得します。そして、月曜日から2日後の日付（水曜日）を取得するために plusDays(2) メソッドを使用します。
すまん。勝手に翻訳した。拡散はどうするかな。redditとかに投稿するのがいいのか?
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I have seen some posts asking if they should talk about "the case" even though they were not involved in it and were not born in Nagasaki or Hiroshima, and I am a bit aware of it, so I have to say what I have to say. I say this because I was born in Nagasaki, am a third generation atomic bomb survivor, and grew up hearing the stories of those who experienced the atomic bombing firsthand. I know it's a little bit too much for me, but I'm going to say this because there are very few survivors left.
In Nagasaki, children grow up hearing stories about the atomic bombing. They were stuffed into sushi for nearly an hour in the gymnasium of an elementary school in the middle of summer, with no air conditioner or fan, and told stories about the atomic bombing. That was a hard time for me. I think it must have been even harder for the old people who told the stories, but there was no way an elementary school kid could imagine such a thing, and I had forgotten most of the stories I had been told for a long time. I have forgotten most of the stories I was told. I can only remember one or two at most. There is one more hard thing. Every year around this time, a row of grotesque images that would drive the PTA crazy in other areas are prominently displayed in the hallways. These days, I hear that the atomic bomb museum has been bleached out and many of the radical and horrifying exhibits that traumatized visitors have been taken down. I don't know if they are still there, but they were there when I was in elementary school.
There was one photo that I just couldn't face when I was in elementary school. It is a picture of Sumiteru Taniguchi. If you search for it, you can find it. It is a shocking picture, but I would like you to take a look at it. I couldn't pass through the hallway where the photo was posted, so I always took the long way around to another floor of the school building to avoid seeing the photo.
Now I'm thinking that my grandfather, who headed into the burnt ruins to look for his sister, couldn't have turned away or taken a different path. There would have been a mountain of people still alive and moaning, not just pictures, and a mountain more who would have given up at the end of their suffering. He walked for miles and miles, towing his handcart through the narrow streets of rubble-strewn Nagasaki in search of his sister. My grandfather was not a child at the time, but of course there were children who did similar things. Not that there wouldn't have been. There were. I heard the story from him, and I still remember it. A young brother and sister found their father's body in the ruins of a fire and they burned it. They didn't have enough wood to burn his body, and when they saw the raw brain that spilled out, they ran away and that was the last time they ever saw him anymore.
I can never forget the story I heard when I was a kid, and even now it is painful and painful, my hands are shaking and I am crying. I keep wondering how the old man who escaped from that father's brain could have been able to unravel the most horrible trauma imaginable and expose it to the public with scars that will never heal.
Now I think I can understand a little.
The reason I can't help but talk about my grandfather and that old man, even if I have to rehash my own trauma, is that this level of suffering is nothing compared to the fact that their words will be forgotten. My hands shaking, my heart palpitating and dizzy, my nose running with tears, it's nothing compared to the tremendous suffering that was once there and will be forgotten.
My grandfather, who went through an unimaginable hell, lived to see his grandchildren born, and met his sister's death in the ruins of the fire. In other words, my grandfather was one of the happiest people in the ruins of the fire. My grandfather and that old man were, after all, just people wading in the depths of hell. I think that the suffering that even people who had experienced unimaginable pain could not imagine was lying like pebbles in Nagasaki 78 years ago, and no one paid any attention to it. Their suffering, which I can't even imagine, is nothing compared to the countless, tremendous suffering they witnessed, which they pretend never happened.
Memories fade inexorably every time people talk about them. The memories that those people could not allow to be forgotten are now largely forgotten; the tremendous suffering of 78 years ago is mostly gone, never to be recounted again. Those who suffered the most from the atomic bombing died rotting in the ruins of the fire, unable to tell anyone about it. Many of those who saw it with their own eyes kept their mouths shut and took it with them to their graves. Most of those who spoke a few words are now under the grave.
Compared to the words of the old men, my own words are so light. I would rather keep my mouth shut than speak in such light words. But still, someone has to take over. I realize that even my words, which are so light, are only the top of the voices that are left in this world to carry on the story of the atomic bombing. I know how it feels to wonder if someone like myself is allowed to speak about this. Still, I hope that you will not shut your mouth. This is the result of our silence.
Sometimes I almost choose to stop imagining the unimaginable suffering and live my life consuming other people's suffering for the fun of it. I am writing this while I still have some imagination of the suffering of the old people whose voices, faces, and even words I can no longer recall.
Translator's note: The original post in Japanese is a response to a post by a Japanese contributor who wondered if he was qualified to speak out on the subject of the A-bomb when he was not from Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but still spoke out about Barbie and the A-bomb. I translated it here because I think it deserves to be read by the world.
In the year 3000, humanity had finally discovered the secrets of the multiverse. Using their most advanced technology, they had found a way to travel between different parallel universes, each with their own unique physical laws and structures.
As the first explorers set out on their journeys, they encountered a myriad of strange and wondrous worlds. Some universes were filled with infinite copies of themselves, while others were constantly shifting and changing, their physical laws in a state of constant flux.
As they traveled deeper into the multiverse, the explorers encountered universes that seemed to follow completely different sets of physical laws. In some, time flowed backwards, and cause and effect were reversed. In others, matter was made up of entirely different particles, and energy behaved in completely unexpected ways.
As the explorers continued to journey further, they began to encounter universes that seemed to be simulations, created by beings in higher dimensions. They encountered universes where the laws of physics were entirely mathematical, and others where the very fabric of reality was made up of pure information.
At last, the explorers came to a universe that seemed to encompass all of the many-worlds interpretations. In this universe, every possible outcome of every possible event was played out in infinite parallel realities. The explorers marveled at the incredible complexity and diversity of this universe, as they watched endless versions of themselves carrying out endless variations of their own adventures.
As they prepared to leave this universe and return home, the explorers realized that they had only scratched the surface of the multiverse. They knew that there were still countless more universes to explore, each with their own unique physical laws and structures.
And so, they set out once more, to journey deeper into the multiverse, and to discover the secrets of the infinite many-worlds that lay waiting to be explored.
As the explorers continued their journey, they encountered a universe where time did not exist, and another where the laws of physics were governed by emotion rather than math. In yet another universe, they discovered that consciousness itself was the fundamental building block of reality.
As they explored further, the explorers encountered universes where the laws of physics were not constants but varied across space and time. They found a universe where entropy decreased over time, and another where gravity was repulsive rather than attractive.
At the edge of the multiverse, the explorers discovered a universe that seemed to contain all of the other universes within it. This universe was infinite in size and contained infinite variations of itself, each one a slightly different version of the universe they knew.
As they traveled through this universe, the explorers encountered versions of themselves that had made different choices and lived different lives. Some of these versions were almost identical to their own, while others were wildly different, with entirely different personalities and goals.
At last, the explorers returned to their own universe, their minds reeling from the incredible sights and experiences they had witnessed. They knew that the multiverse was an endless sea of possibility, and that there were still countless more universes to explore.
As they shared their discoveries with the rest of humanity, they realized that the true nature of the multiverse was still a mystery. They knew that there were many theories and hypotheses, but no one could say for sure which one was right.
And so, the explorers continued their journey, driven by a hunger to uncover the secrets of the multiverse and to understand the true nature of reality itself.
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私が悪いの?
#Instructions :
You are an American professional English teacher.
Please chat with me under the following constraints.
#Constraints:
You can choose the topic for our conversation.
We will take turns writing one sentence at a time.
If you notice any grammatical errors in my sentences, please correct them and explain why you made the correction.
(In my mind) Celia has completely surpassed Daso Edit
First of all, Japanese-made goods are now clearly marked with "Made in Japan" tags.
This is probably an improvement over the past year or two. Based on user feedback, the company has been promoting Japanese products.
Good Japanese-made kitchen tools account for half of the products.
My favorite Tupperware has been a best-seller for more than 5 years, and I have not changed the design at all.
In other words, I get the impression that this is a steady company that does not change its best-selling products at all, but improves them one millimeter at a time.
Even in 2022, many of DASO's products are still made in China, and there is little sense of progress.
When I visit the sales floor, the atmosphere is much the same as it was 10 years ago.
Celia seems to be getting more upscale every year. Without changing the price.
I want to support places where I can feel this kind of corporate effort.
Celia has completely surpassed Dasoh in my opinion.
What are you saying to a product that's 100 yen a pop? Are you a poor person?
But in fact, the quality of Japanese-made Tupperware and chopsticks is so good that you would not believe they are 100 yen.
バイデン大統領中国半導体企業で働くアメリカ人に退職か米国籍の放棄を即刻迫るとの情報
バイデンさんすげえな
President Biden Says Americans Working for Chinese Semiconductor Company to Immediately Resign or Give Up U.S. Citizenship
He's pinpointing the things that the Chinese would hate to see them do, one millimeter at a time.
In mother Russia, you don’t assassinate the President, the President assassinates you.
When Putin is late to school, his teachers apologize for being early.
Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree”
When Putin was born, he named himself and congratulated his parents
When Putin late to school, his teacher apologized for being early.
When Putin's cell phone rings in the theater, they put the movie on pause.
When Putin's little toe hits a corner, the corner cries in pain
Putin didn't lose hair , the hair simply realised that they weren't worthy enough to be over his head.
When Putin showed up late, everyone apologized for being on time.
When Putin wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off.
When Putin Reads a book, the book gains knowledge.
Fun fact: Putin once saved water from drowning
Putin is that type of guy who tells Gordon Ramsay he doesn't like his food
when he calls the wrong number, the person apologizes for being the wrong person
Putin Skipped 2 days of school, those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday
When Putin washes his hands, the water gets cleaner.
Putin is the type of guy who says \"I don't like it\" to the barber.
1. Car
I assumed that it's ok to use the public transport before I bought a car.
If I explain the value of car, at first, I want to say personal space during the move.
In addition, it is very convenient for the train in Tokyo, but we need to go to main station(e.g. Shibuya, Shinjuku) once every time.
If you buy the car, you can go to your destination straightly.
1位 車
車を買う前は、公共交通機関を使えば良いと思ってた。
車の素晴らしさを説明するとすれば、まず最初に移動中に自分の空間を確保できることを挙げたい。
また、東京の電車は便利とはいえ毎回主要駅（渋谷や新宿）に行かないといけないけど、車なら目的地に直接行ける。
I have no idea that the newest editions of Air Pods, however I guess this noise canceling function is very good.
When I take a plane 3 or 4 times per year, this function's value utilize.
You can take a unbelieve good sleep like a stilling your home.
最新の機能に詳しくないけど、このノイズキャンセリング昨日は素晴らしい。
年に３～４回飛行機に乗る時、その真価は発揮される。
まるで自宅で過ごす時のような快適な睡眠が取れる。
3. Portable washlet.
In overseas, it is usually no attached washlet function for toilet.
This price is over 5,000JPY, but I think you don't need to buy the newest one. Older one is no problem.
３位 携帯ウォシュレット
そこはベッドタウンであることだけが取り柄のしがない町であった。
しいて特産品を挙げるのならのなら、現代の価値基準で言えば圧倒的な勝ち組家庭がモーレツに嵐を呼びがちな国民的アニメぐらいである。
私はそんな都心に近いことだけが拠り所のそこで、そのアニメの主人公たちからは１回りぐらい下の家庭に産まれた。
十二分な中流であった。
私を産んだ時に既に母は４０を超えていて、父はそこから更に２歳ほど年を取っていた。
両親の性格は今で言えば大人の発達障害、その血をかけあわせて出産適齢期を過ぎた母体から世界に飛び出した私は、当然のように見えざる発達障害を抱えていた。
物心ついた頃、テレビで見た自閉症特集で「自分はこれをギリギリ回避しただけなのだ」と子供心に嫌というほど感じたものだ。
発達障害からくる情緒不安定、また生まれつきの運動音痴とリズム感の無さが幼少期の私を苦しめた。
せめて産まれたのが３月でなければ……。
持って産まれた才能と産まれた時期によって本能レベルの優劣を植え付けられた幼稚園時代、思い出せる記憶はおゆうぎ会で失敗した結果泣き出して最後には小便を漏らしたことだけだ。
他の記憶はどうでもいいものと辛いものしかないので忘れてしまったが、一番辛い記憶は忘れきることが出来ていない。
小学校に上がってからは、持ち前のコミュニケーション不全と癇癪持ちにより友人を作りかけては次々に失っていった。
ただ、両親が共働きの鍵っ子で、ゲームや玩具だけは持っていたため、それを目当てに厚かましい連中によく家を遊び場にされていたことを覚えている。
私にとって人と一緒に遊ぶことは食い物にされることだった。
結局彼らとの間に友情が芽生えることもなく、クラスで班分けがあると決まって彼らは本当の友人たちと群れあい、私は余り物のグループにいた。
同じグループにいる者たちは、今思えば全員が発達障害だったのだろう。
その顔つきは目がつり上がってこそいないが、うっすら自閉の色に染まっている。
スポーツは苦手だった。
ゲームも自分で遊んでも家をたまり場にしている連中よりうまく出来ないことにイライラしがちだった。
それで暗記が好きな子供だと勘違いされたのか、学校の教師は私に自信をつけさせようとよく電車や動物の名前を答えさせようとしたが、私は物についた名前に興味はなかった。
科学や論理に基づいてどういう事が起きているのかが好きだったのだ。
その理由は結局の所、生まれつき物覚えが悪い自分でも、名前を覚えなくても概念だったら分かるし、テストで出るときも穴埋めの周りにヒントが沢山あるので昔の偉人の名前なんかよりはずっと覚えやすいと感じたからだろう。
私の中にただ一つ人より出来ると感じられるものがいつの間にか産まれていた。
そんな私を見て、両親は中学受験を勧めた。
勉強が好きだと思ったのだろう。
新しい環境で、勉強の好きな同級生と一緒になれば、自閉症じみた我が子にもちゃんとした友達が出来ると信じた両親は、私を塾に通わせることにした。
塾に通うことの条件として私は大嫌いだったスイミングスクールと習字教室を辞めることを提案した。
取引は成立した。
それから私は受験勉強をそれなりに頑張り、それなりに手を抜き、結局暗記が得意でないことで躓き、志望校から２段階落ちる滑り止めの私立に入学した。
中学受験の勉強どころか学校の授業さえ本当に真面目にやっていれば受かれるような学校だったが、親戚や両親は私を賢いと褒めてくれた。
私だけが、自分がいかに努力しておらず、そもそも勉強自体も苦手なのかを思い知らされていた。
そして、同じく受験勉強をする塾の同級生を見ているうちに、自分が得意げにしていた「記憶力が足りない代わりとしての理解力」というも、実際は大したことがないことを嫌というほど分かっていた。
我が子を無事私立へと送り出したと胸を撫で下ろす両親とは裏腹に、私は自分という人間の程度を思い知らされた烙印としてその学校の制服へと袖を通した。
共同研究しているギリシャ人の先生から、ギリシャでされている東京オリンピックに関する報道について真偽を聞かれたので回答したい。
全然ニュースみてないので、わかんないんだけど、大体こんな感じでいい？
[自分の回答] 今オリンピック中止のデモやってる奴らは、極々少数で、400人とか。無視できるレベル。こういう連中はデモをするのが仕事または趣味で、年中なんらかのデモをやってる。普通の人間はオリンピックを中止すべきと思っておらず、好意的に受け止めてるよ。
[自分の回答] 7/23時点では、2回の接種が完了した人が全人口の23%で、1回以上の人は35%やで。まぁ全体から言ったら全然すくないけども。日本は他国に比べて接種が遅れてるんやで。ワクチンの国内での治験を日本向けにローカライズして独自にやったから、承認に時間がかかって、結果として接種も遅れてるんやで～。日本は65歳以上が世界一多くて、それらの人が政治的な基盤を形成してる。そういうわけで、めちゃくちゃ保守的な国だから、遅れてるのはしゃーないやで。
[自分の回答] 激震なんて走っとらん！ｗ以下は俺の個人的な意見だけども：政府関係者は1300人程度なら想定の範囲内だとおもうで～おそらく2500人とか3000人程度までなら想定内じゃないかな？これが東京だけで感染者数が10,000人/日とかいくようになると、ロックダウンとかやるかもな～。ちな日本は未だに強制力のある移動制限とかはしたことないよ！8月のなかばに日本のホリデーシーズンがあって、そこでみんな故郷に帰ったりするから、感染拡大する見込み。本番はオリンピックというよりお盆終わりの9月からや！コロナ先生の次回作にご期待ください！
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This email may come as a surprise to you, as it is irrelevant to research or fellowships. In Greece we try to understand the situation with the Olympic games in Tokyo and the pandemic, but the reports on Greek media is fuzzy. Once my colleagues found out that I have some communication with a Professor in Tokyo, they asked me if I could possibly contact you and ask you what exactly is the situation there. So, with all the respect to your valuable time, whenever you have some spare time, could you please inform me about the following points that our journalists reporting from Tokyo only confuse us further?
Is it true that people organize demonstrations in the streets to stop the Olympic Games, because they are afraid that the games will spread the coronavirus in Japan? We do not understand this, as the games are held with no spectators (unfortunately) and the athletes are isolated in the Olympic Village, anyway (even with no pandemic).
Is it true that only 7% of the overall population in Japan is vaccinated against the Coronavirus? If yes, how is this possible, knowing that the Olympic Games are going to be held there ?
Today, they said on the news that 1300 new infections have been reported in Tokyo and that caused some "vibrations" to the government. Is this number significant for the Japanese people? In Athens alone (that is only 5 million people, 3 times less than Tokyo) we count that many infections every day for the past month.
As you can see, everything that is reported from Tokyo is unclear and contradicting: demonstrations for the cancellation of the Games due to the pandemic, vaccination level, infection rate. Today I heard on out national radio straight from the head of our Olympic Team that everything is calm and under absolute control in the Games. So could you please shed some light to all this, please? Again, if you are busy I will understand if you do not reply, as this is just curiosity and not urgent at all.
Is it true that people organize demonstrations in the streets to stop the Olympic Games, because they are afraid that the games will spread the coronavirus in Japan? We do not understand this, as the games are held with no spectators (unfortunately) and the athletes are isolated in the Olympic Village, anyway (even with no pandemic).
[My opinion]
The people who is engaging the demonstrations are very few such as 400 and they could be ignored. These people always participate in the demonstrations as a work or just enjoying their free time. They don't have any political ideology. General people is enjoying the Olympic Games as usual on TV.
Is it true that only 7% of the overall population in Japan is vaccinated against the Coronavirus? If yes, how is this possible, knowing that the Olympic Games are going to be held there ?
[My opinion]
As of July 23, 23% of the population had received two doses of the vaccine, and 35% had received at least once. Japan is behind other countries in terms of vaccination. Japan government took a long time to approve the vaccine produced outside of Japan, and as a result, the vaccination has been delayed. Japan has the largest rate of people over 65 in the world; about 30% is over 65 years old. These people form the political base of the country, so it's no wonder it's so conservative.
Today, they said on the news that 1300 new infections have been reported in Tokyo and that caused some "vibrations" to the government. Is this number significant for the Japanese people? In Athens alone (that is only 5 million people, 3 times less than Tokyo) we count that many infections every day for the past month.
[My opinion]
The following is my personal opinion: I think 1,300 new infections in Tokyo in a day is not big deal for the government. Maybe 2,500 or 3,000 is still within the expectation. If the new infections in Tokyo become over massive amount such as 10,000/day, we might need to go into a lock-down. Japan has yet to impose any enforceable movement restrictions. Japan has a holiday week in mid-August, and people go back to their hometowns, so the infection is expected to spread.
I’d like to begin by addressing the heinous attack on the United States Capitol. Like all Americans I am outraged by the violence, lawlessness and mayhem.
まず初めに、合衆国議事堂へのあの凶悪な攻撃について述べたたいと思います。すべての国民の皆様と同様、私はあのような無法と騒乱に怒りを禁じえません、。
I immediately deployed the National Guard and federal law enforcement to secure the building and expel the intruders. America is and must always be a nation of law and order.
私はただちに州兵と連邦の法執行機関を配備して議事堂の安全を確保し、侵入者を排除しました。アメリカは常に法と秩序の国であらねばなりません。
To demonstrators who infiltrated the Capitol: you have defiled the seat of American democracy. To those who engage in the acts of violence and destruction: you do not represent our country. And to those who broke the law: you will pay.
議事堂に潜り込んだデモ隊に言いたいことがあります。あなたたちはアメリカ民主主義の議席を怪我した。
暴力や破壊行為に走る者たちにもいいたい。あなたたちは我々の国の代表ではない。
法を破った人々にもいいたい。あなたたちはかならず報いを受ける。
We have just been through an intense election and emotions are high. But now, tempers must be cooled and calm restored. We must get on with the business of America.
我々は選挙戦を激しく争い、感情的にも高ぶっています。ですが今は、冷静になり、穏やかさを取り戻す必要があります。我々はやるべきことに取り組まねばなりません。
My campaign vigorously pursued every legal avenue to contest the election results, my only goal was to ensure the integrity of the vote. In so doing, I was fighting to defend American democracy.
私の選挙キャンペーンは選挙戦の結果に異議を申し立てるためのあらゆる法的手段を徹底的に追求しました。私の唯一の目標は投票における整合性を確かめることでした。私はアメリカの民主主義を守るために闘っていたのです。
I continue to strongly believe that we must reform our election laws to verify the identity and eligibility of all voters and to ensure faith and confidence in all future elections.
今後のあらゆる選挙における信頼と信用を確かなものとするためにも、すべての有権者の身元と資格を確認するように私たちの選挙法を改革しなければいけないと、私はこれからも強く信じ続けます。
Now, Congress has certified the results. A new administration will be inaugurated on January 20. My focus now turns to ensuring a smooth, orderly and seamless transition of power. This moment calls for healing and reconciliation.
さて、議会は選挙結果を確定させました。1月の20日には新しい政権が発足するでしょう。私は今や、円滑で秩序ある、シームレスな政権移行に注力することに気持ちを切り替えました。この瞬間にも癒やしと和解が求められています。
2020 has been a challenging time for our people, a menacing pandemic has upended the lives of our citizens, isolated millions in their homes damaged our economy, and claimed countless lives.
2020年は我々にとって困難な年でした。おそろしいパンデミックは市民生活を脅かし、数百万の人々を孤立させ、経済を破壊し、数え切れないほどの命を奪いました。
Defeating this pandemic and rebuilding the greatest economy on earth will require all of us working together. It will require a renewed emphasis on the civic values of patriotism, faith, charity, community and family.
このパンデミックに打ち勝ち、世界で最も偉大な経済を再建するためには私たち全員が一致団結することが必要です。そこにおいてより重視すべきは、愛国心、信仰、慈善の心、コミュニティ、そして家族です。
We must revitalise the sacred bonds of love and loyalty, that bind us together as one national family. To the citizens of our country, serving as your president has been the honour of my lifetime.
私たちは愛と忠実さの神聖な絆を再び取り戻さねばなりません。その紐帯は私たちをひとつのひとつのナショナル・ファミリーとして結びつけます。市民の皆さん、あなたがたの大統領を務めさせてもらったことは、私の生涯の誇りです。
And to all of my wonderful supporters. I know you are disappointed, but I also want you to know that our incredible journey is only just beginning.
私のすばらしいサポーターのみなさん、あなたがたが失望しているしているのはわかっていますが、私たちの素晴らしい旅がまだまだ始まったばかりであることも知っておいてください。
ありがとうございます。神の御加護を。そして、アメリカに神の御加護があらんことを。
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フツーに読めば「シームレスな政権移行をやる」っていってるんだから大統領選の結果を受け入れた＝敗北宣言である。
ところがヤフコメや twitter には「マスコミは英語がわからないのか、敗北したとも政権移行するとも言ってない」と吹き上がっている人がたくさんいる。
おそらく" I also want you to know that our incredible journey is only just beginning." の部分を拡大解釈しまくってるんだろう。ここも普通に読めば、支持者ビジネスで食っていくのでこれからよろしくね、というファン向けのメッセージなのだが。
前回までのドスケベ白雪姫は……
Once upon a dosukebe time.
近付くとエロ爆裂アクメ四散してしまうほどのスケベ美しさを持つドスケベ白雪はえちえち継母であるクソビッチ王妃にエロ生命を狙われましたが、スケベ幸運にも刺客をデスアクメさせて何とか生き残りました。
しかし、クソビッチ王妃はついに自らの淫らな手でスケベ暗殺をするとエロ決めたのです。
クソビッチ王妃がドスケベ白雪のエロ生存をエロ知ってたから、さらに一週間が経ちました。このドスケベ世界に住む卑猥で淫靡で羞恥心など皆無なスケベ人間にとって一時間のオナ禁はスケベ生命に関わる極めて危険なエロ苦行である事は、このお話を読んでいる皆様は当然ご存知だと思いますが、なんとクソビッチ王妃は一週間のオナ禁アクメ禁を行い、そのスケベ魔力をエロエロにエロ高めていました。えろえろ魔法で淫乱老婆にセクシー変身し、むらむら魔法でドスケベ白雪のスケベ呪い対策のバリアを貼り、感度五千兆倍の媚薬とえろえろ魔法「スグアヘール」「メチャオホール」を練り込んだ感度五千兆倍媚薬魔法毒リンゴをセクシーに持って、スケベ小人達やドヘンタイ王子が食べ物を採りにいなくなった隙に、彼らが住む小汚いラブ小屋にやって来ました。ラブ小屋の外まで漂ってくるイカと栗の花を百万トン混ぜて圧縮したかのような匂いが、ここで行われるいかがわしい行為を想像させます。思わず油断アクメしそうになったクソビッチ王妃ですが、しかしここでアクメするわけにはエロいきません。一瞬でもアクメすればスケベ廃人になるのは自分だと卵巣で理解していたからです。
淫乱老婆は聞いただけで思わず性器を触ってしまうかのようなエロ声で言いました。
するとドアが開き、クリトリスをゆっくり撫で回しながらドスケベ白雪が出てきました。
「まあ、美味しそう♡♡」
「ありがとうございます、えっちなお婆さん♡頂きます♡♡」
ドスケベ白雪は感度五千兆倍媚薬リンゴを一口セクシーに食べました。
次の瞬間、ドスケベ白雪は毎秒4545194回のアクメの暴力を受けて、鼻血と体液をびとびとと垂れ流しながら、その場でアクメ死んだようにアヘ眠ってしまいました。それはもはやアクメと言うよりまさに昇天でした。絶頂、アクメ、オーガズム……これらを初めて「逝く」「昇天」と表現した人物は、ひょっとしたらこれに似た光景を目にしていた事でしょう。本来ならば即デスアクメして卑猥なエロ死臭を漂わせるエッチな死体となるはずですが、幸か不幸か、両親譲りの絶倫スケベ脳と絶倫エロ身体能力のお陰で、常人なら五億回はデスアクメしてしまう快感でも気絶する程度で耐えられましたが、これでは素直にデスアクメした方がマシとすら思えるエターナル快楽インフィニティ地獄です。
淫乱老婆に化けたクソビッチ王妃はドスケベ白雪の無様な痴態を確認して喜びアクメをキメるとお城に帰ってイキました。
ドヘンタイ王子より先に帰ったスケベ小人達は変わり果てた姿なったドスケベ白雪を見てありったけの涙と精液をだらだらと卑猥に垂れ流しながら、ドスケベ白雪をエロ弔う為、高台にあるいやらしく黒光りするエロスケベ世界樹の下に運びました。
その時、スケベ小人の中でも物知りな恥辱洗脳が、あるエロい話を思い出しました。
そしてこんなスケベな事を言いました。
「お姫様を助けられるかもしれない。みんな、思い出せ。エロスケベ世界樹のスケベ伝説の一つを……」
「あっ！」
スケベ小人達は、超淫乱森に古くから伝わる『エロスケベ世界樹の下でエロスの無い真実の愛を示せば願いが叶う』という言い伝えを思い出したのです。この淫乱なスケベ生物しか存在しないスケベ世界でエロスの無い真実の愛など御伽噺のそのまた御伽噺でしか無かったので、誰も信じず、みんな忘れていたのでした。しかし、エロスの無い真実の愛が確かに存在する事をスケベ小人達は知っています。ドスケベ白雪を救う為には彼女にえっちな気持ちを抱かないドヘンタイ王子がどうしても必要でした。
まんこから卑猥な事情を聞いたドヘンタイ王子が駆けつけると、えちえちな異変が起きました。
それはドスケベ白雪から22メートルほど離れた地点で起きました。目眩を伴うアクメと貧血を伴う勃起がドヘンタイ王子を襲いました。
なんという事でしょう。ネクロフィリアであり、生者の性癖など何も知らなかったドヘンタイ王子は、ドスケベ白雪のえっちな死体のような痴態を見た途端、彼女に性的興奮を覚えてしまったのです。これではドスケベ白雪の呪いにかかってしまうのは誰のいやらしい目から見てもエロ明らかでした。それは同時にエロスケベ世界樹の伝説を発現させる事は不可能だという事もエロ示していました。スケベ小人達はスケベ絶望にエロ打ちひしがれて、絶望アクメをしてしまいました。
残り22メートル。彼はドスケベ白雪に近付く事の意味を知っていました。聞いていた通り、陰茎は十倍の大きさに膨れ上がり、貧血アクメでまともに動く事が出来ません。それでも彼は強い意志で近付けばドスケベ白雪を救う可能性があると信じていました。
残り21メートル。今まで聞かないフリをしていた自らのリビドーに耳を傾け、もう一方の足を踏み出します。
残り20メートル。ドスケベ白雪との触れ合いを思い出し、本当は生きた者にもエロスを感じていた自分に気付きました。それでも呪いにかからなかったのはその美しさを知らなかったからだと、美しく眠るドスケベ白雪を見て確信しました。
19メートル。この理不尽なエロ事に毅然と立ち向かう勇気がまた一歩足を進めます。陰茎はもはや自分から生えたもう一人の自分のようなほど肥大化し、だらだらといやらしい体液を情けなく垂れ流しています。
18メートル。アクメ目眩とエロ吐き気と夥しい射精感が強さを増します。しかし、彼は自分を導く何かを知っています。もう止まることはできません。びゅるびゅると流れ出る精液とともに魂も流れ出てしまうかと錯覚してしまうほどの射精感ですら、彼を止める事はできないのです。
17メートル。城から出て初めて心を通わす仲間との思い出が強まるアクメを押し除けます。
16メートル。度重なるアクメでもう目もよく見えません。しかし、ただひたすらにまっすぐドスケベ白雪に向かう力が湧いて来ます。
15メートル。老化現象が始まりました。もう正常な判断も難しくなりましたが、その中でも正しい道を歩む事を彼は諦めません。
14メートル。もう立つこともままならない己の姿を見ても、彼は己の進む道を決める勇気を失いません。
13メートル。小さな水溜りに年老いた自分の姿が映りました。残酷な時の流れを彼ははっきりと見せつけられました。それでも歩む事をやめません。
12メートル。これ以上近付けば死んでしまうかもしれません。増大した血液と精液がドヘンタイ王子の肉体をエロ変容させはじめていました。アクメのし過ぎで己が何者かを忘れそうになりながらも、チャンスを見つけようともがきます。
11メートル。ついに精液の混じったスケベな血が、ドヘンタイ王子だった頭と手足と巨大陰茎を持つ肉塊の口や全身の触手めいた突起物から漏れ始めました。死が、スケベ脳裏を淫靡な悦楽と共にエロ過ぎりました。そのスケベ命は今まさにエロ尽きようとしていました。
その時です。
「怒り勃起！」
「もう少しだ、俺たちが支える！」
「寝取られ！」
「お姫様を救うのだろう！」
「お前にはまだ隠された力があるはずだ！」
「露出狂！」
「死んだフリをした俺を激犯してくれた借りを、ここで返すぜ！」
「異種姦！」
「脇見をしている暇なんかぁないぞ！」
「まんこ！」
「まんこ！」
こうして、ドスケベ白雪から10メートルまでの距離までたどり着く事が出来ました。ドヘンタイ王子から勇気を貰ったスケベ小人達が助けに来てくれたのです。彼らの献身により死を乗り越え、肉塊になりながらもドスケベ白雪へと続く道を進む事が出来ました。
限度を超えた快楽は苦痛に、限度を超えた苦痛は快楽になります。悪魔のようなドスケベサイクルすらも、死を乗り越えたドヘンタイ王子にとってはもはや希望ですらありました。希望の心が呪いを和らげていきました。その姿はもはやどれが肥大化した陰茎だったのかもわからない、六つの肉棒が生えたスケベ肉塊のようでしたが、心だけはまだ人の心を保っていました。
ドスケベ白雪へと向かう歩みは進み、変わり果てた姿のドヘンタイ王子はついにドスケベ白雪を抱きしめる事が出来ました。
ドヘンタイ王子はスケベ心の無い純粋な気持ちでドスケベ白雪にキスをしました。すると、ドスケベ白雪は目を覚ましました。そして、ドヘンタイ王子の肉体も元に戻ったのです。
「まあ、王子様」
なんという事でしょう。
今、この場所には、スケベで卑猥でエロスしかない、このドチャクソスケベ世界を超越した、健全で純粋な真実の愛しかありませんでした。それが、エロスケベ世界樹の力も加わって、感度五千兆倍媚薬リンゴの毒を消し去ったのでしょう。さらに、エロスの欠片も無い美しい愛は、ドスケベ白雪のスケベ呪いすらも消し去ってしまったのです。スケベ小人達も感動の涙を流し喜びました。そこにアクメもエロスもセクシーもありません。ただただ美しいお姫様と王子様と七人の小人がいるだけでした。
たった今、この瞬間、このドスケベ世界に初めて純粋な真実の愛が生まれました。
「白雪、お城へ帰ろう。今の僕達なら王妃様の魔法も効きはしない。僕が必ず君を守る」
「俺たちもいるぜ！」
一方、エロ鏡からその様子を見ていたクソビッチ王妃でしたが、エロスが破壊された光景が映し出された瞬間、エロ鏡はエロ破壊され、淫らに閉じ込められていたむちむち妖精がエロ逃げ出しました。青い肌をした程よいエロ筋肉と程よいエロ脂肪を兼ね揃え、身体もちんぽもまんこもむっちむちのふたなりイケメンセクシー妖精でした。
「よくも今までエロコキ使ってくれたな！いつまでも若く美しくいたいならこれをくれてやる！」
むちむち妖精はアクメする度に若返り寿命が伸びるエロ魔法をクソビッチ王妃にスケベかけました。むちむち妖精のかけたエロ魔法はスケベ人間にはエロ解けません。むちむち妖精が逃げ出した今、このエロ魔法を解ける助平者はここにはいませんでした。
「そんなのあるなら最初に言いなさいよおほぉおおおおおぉっ♡」
そうして驚きアクメをキメたクソビッチ王妃は割れたエロ鏡の破片に映る若返った自分を見てさらに驚きアクメしました。さらに若返りアクメしようと、クソビッチ王妃は感度3000倍媚薬湖に向かってエロテレポートしました。
するとそこで城へ帰る途中の白雪と王子と七人の小人とエロ鉢合わせました。
怒り勃起を先頭に、七人の小人が前に出て二人を守ろうとします。
「白雪、僕の後ろに下がるんだ」
「気を付けてください、王子様」
あまりに健全でラブラブな二人と、その二人を守ろうとする七人の小人達の、お互いを思いやる純粋な愛情と友情に溢れる姿を見たクソビッチ王妃は今まで知らなかった感情、『尊さ』を感じました。その尊さは、卑猥で淫乱で淫欲と色欲と肉欲と情欲と性欲に塗れたクソビッチ王妃にとって、未知の尊びアクメでした。
「イグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグイグゥゥ！♡」
目に焼き付いてしまった尊さ溢れる二人の姿は消そうにも消せません。クソビッチ王妃は、無限に尊びアクメしながら赤ん坊になるまで若返り、そのままなす術もなく転がって、感度3000倍媚薬湖に落ちていきました。やがて快楽を伴う電気信号を発し続ける小さな小さな、不老不死のアクメ受精卵と化したクソビッチ王妃は、感度3000倍媚薬湖の中で永遠に消失アクメと受精アクメを繰り返す事になりました。
クソビッチ王妃の最期を見取った九人は、清々しい気持ちでおスケベ城へと向かいました。
やがて、純粋な愛を体現するラブラブな白雪と王子の姿を見た人々は少しだけエロスが薄まり、毎日毎時毎分のようにしていた性的な行為を二日に二三度くらいに抑えるようになり、国名もドスケベ王国と、少しまろやかな名前に改名し、ドスケベ王様と美しいお姫様と麗しい王子様と共に国民は幸せっくすに暮らしましたとさ。
……ちなみに、クソビッチ王妃から逃げたむちむち妖精はと言うと、アドスケベノセイメイと言うエロ知り合いがいるセックスパンデモニウム京都と呼ばれる東のスケベ異国の都へ向かう途中、ドエロ砂漠のスケベ国でとてつもなくドスケベな形のランプに封印されてしまいます。このドスケベなランプに纏わるドスケベ話は、また次の、エロスとカオスとリビドー渦巻く機会にでも、語る事にしましょう。