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2024-04-18

anond:20240418155929

大変申し訳ございませんでした。

土下座謝罪させて頂きます

その方法は、中国より古来から伝わる「三跪九叩頭の礼」をもってして深き謝意を表させて頂きます

なお、表記を簡潔にするためにシェイクスピア言語記述させていただきます

The Prostration and Obeisance


Act I: The Ritual.


Scene I: The Preparation.


[Enter The Counter and The Inner Counter]


The Counter:

You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind!


[Exit The Inner Counter]


Scene II: The First Prostration.


The Counter:

You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind!

Open your mind

Let us return to Scene II.


[Enter The Inner Counter]


The Inner Counter:

You are as vile as the sum of a cursed old rotten buried smelly half-faced plague-infested contaminated toad and a beautiful healthy honest trustworthy noble golden-hearted angel. Speak your mind!

Open your mind

You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and a pig. Speak your mind!

Open your mind

You are as vile as the sum of a stinking foul infected curse and a beautiful healthy honest trustworthy noble golden-hearted angel. Speak your mind!

Open your mind

Let us return to Scene II.


[Exit The Inner Counter]

Let us return to Scene II.


Scene III: The Second Prostration.


[Repeat Scene II, replacing "First" with "Second"]


Scene IV: The Third Prostration.


[Repeat Scene II, replacing "First" with "Third"]


Scene V: The Rising.


The Counter:

You are as good as the sum of a happy brave sweet gentle peaceful honest trustworthy noble golden-hearted king and a rose. Speak your mind!


[Exeunt]

以上を持ちまして、「三跪九叩頭の礼」とさせて頂きます

御清聴の程有難く存じます

2024-04-16

スカのプレイリストが100曲になったので

公開してみる

スカ好き増えろ

あとおススメ教えてください

1, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ ルパン三世’78

2, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ DOWN BEAT STOMP

3, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ 燃えよドラゴン

4, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ Come On

5, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ スキャラバンCARAVAN

6, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ 太陽にお願い

7, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ 勇者の証~Brave Eagle Of Apache

8, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ フィルムメイカーズブリード~頂上決戦~

9, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ 5 days of TEQUILA

10, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ MONSTER ROCK

11, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ/ Glorious

12, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラさかなクン/ Paradise Has No Border

13, 東京スカパラダイスオーケストラ宮本浩次/ 明日以外すべて燃やせ-feat.宮本浩次

14, 花田ゆういちろう/ ブー!スカ・パーティー

15, ランシド/ Time Bomb

16, Adhesivo/ Skabullido

17, Adhesivo/ Autopisteando

18, Adhesivo/ Dia De Rutina

19, Bad Manners/ Inner London Violence

20, Brooklyn Funk Essentials,Laço Tayfa/ Ska Ka-Bop

21, Desorden Público/ Allá Cayó

22, Desorden Público/ Todo Está Muy Normal

23, Doberman/ leap for joy

24, EGO-WRAPPIN’/ くちばしにチェリー

25, Gelugugu/ One Two

26, Gelugugu/ I Love Ska Punk

27, Gypsy Ska Orquesta/ Toston Swing

28, HEY-SMITH/ Dandadan

29, HEY-SMITH/ Proud And Loud

30, HEY-SMITH/ Still Ska Punk

31, HEY-SMITH/ We sing our song

32, KEMURI/ P.M.A(Positive Mental Attitude

33, KEMURI/ Ohichyo

34, KEMURI/ O-zora

35, Kingston Rudieska/ Giant Moment

36, Kingston Rudieska/ Captain J

37, LÄ-PPISCH/ RINJIN

38, Laurel Aitken/ Jesse Jackson

39, Los Calzones/ Mala Vida

40, Los Calzones/ Todos Te Prometen

41, Los De Abajo,Diego Benlliure,José Grela / WarPeace

42, Madness/ One Step Beyond

43, Markscheider Kunst/ Ku

44, Melbourne Ska Orchestra/ Get Smart

45, Melbourne Ska Orchestra/ Lygon Street Meltdown

46, Nancy Ska Jazz Orchestra/ Hatcha!

47, Nancy Ska Jazz Orchestra/ Démineur

48, Nancy Ska Jazz Orchestra/ Tom Thumb

49, New York Ska-Jazz Ensemble/ Boogie Stop Shuffle

50, New York Ska-Jazz Ensemble/ Bopicana

51, Oi-SKALL MATES/ Bring on Nutty Stomper fun

52, Oi-SKALL MATES/ Skinhead Running

53, Oi-SKALL MATES/ Soul brother stomp together

54, Oi-SKALL MATES/ Justice Calling 69

55, Oi-SKALL MATES/ Nutty Sound Oi-SKALL MATES

56, Oi-SKALL MATES/ SKANKIN' CLASS ERO

57, Out Of Control Army/ Global Ska

58, Out Of Control Army/ Dancing

59, Out Of Control Army/ El Diablo

60, Out Of Control Army/ Fuck the police

61, Out Of Control Army/ Skaloween-En Vivo

62, Out Of Control Army,Inspector/ Siempre Fingiste Amarm

63, Pannonia Ska Orchestra/ Sahara

64, Redska/ Laghi di sangue

65, Reel Big Fish/ Sell Out

66, Rotterdam Ska-Jazz Foundation/ Backlash

67, Rotterdam Ska-Jazz Foundation/ No More Sorrow

68, Rotterdam Ska-Jazz Foundation/ Tunisia

69, Save Ferris/ The World Is New

70, SCAFULL KING/ Strutting Bonin’

71, SHOW-SKA/ 燃ゆるマドリード

72, SHOW-SKA/ Scooted Scorpion

73, SHOW-SKA/ ストライクドッグ

74, Skalariak/ Sarrera Ⅱ

75, Ska-P/ Welcome to Hell

76, Skaramanga/ Ska Ska

77, Skaramanga/ Prasemonger

78, Skassapunka/ Il pianto dell'asino

79, St.Petersburg Ska-Jazz Review/ Volga River Boat Man

80, The Busters/ Scooter Maniacs

81, The Fenicians/ Sac-O-Woe

82, The Locos,Bersuit Vergarabat/ La Bolsa

83, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones/ The Rascal King

84, The OLDTONES/ THE WEEKEND GIRLFRIEND

85, The Ska Flames/ Samurai

86, The Ska Flames/ Tokyo Shot

87, The Ska Vengers/ Vampire

88, The Ska Vengers,Rie Ona,Shirish Malhotra/ Mancini Skank

89, The Skankaroos/ Expedition To Ska

90, The Skankaroos/ Ska Music

91, The Specials/ Little Bitch

92, The Super Glasses Ska Ensemble/ Keep Skanking

93, The Toasters/ 2-Tone Army

94, Tinez Roots Club/ High Jump

95, Tinez Roots Club/ Crazy Mule

96, Tinez Roots Club/ Chimpanzee

97, TRI4TH,カルメラ/ Horns Riot

98, Two Tone Club/ Beware Of The Tiger

99, Two Tone Club/ Three Little Words

100, Киоск/ Чудеса

追記

一晩経ったら伸びててビックリ

スカパラから入った浅いファンなので,厳密なスカの定義とかよく知らないんです.ご教授いただけると嬉しいです

運転中に聴くことが多いのでアップテンポテンション高めの曲が多いです

・ホーン強めの曲が好き.なんならボーカルはなくても可

Spotifyプレイリストからの引き写しです.タイトル「スカ」SKA」両方が入っているプレイリストはそんなにないので見つけにくくはないか

・おススメいっぱいありがとうございますポチポチ追加しております

2024-04-15

anond:20240415104011

FBW(fat beautiful woman)って言ってくれないと脂肪が見えない

大谷奥さん脂肪ないけどbigやん

[]BBW

Big Beautiful Women」の略。太った女性肯定的に捉えた言葉

2024-04-09

anond:20240409112543

https://honeshabri.hatenablog.com/entry/blood_and_bust

お気持ち重要

ここで女性ネットでどのように性的欲求を解消するか思い出して欲しい。1位が「恋人セフレへの連絡」で、2位が「チャットである。そして画像動画を見るのよりも文章を読むことを好む。これは肉体だけでなく、精神的な繋がりも求めるからだ。

これもまたロマンス小説を読めば分かることだが、より定量的調査としてオーガスとガダムがAdultFanFiction.net女性向け官能小説分析した結果をみてみよう。彼らは作中でよく使われる男性人称代名詞を含む2語の語句抽出した。

his gaze (見つめる彼の目)

his lover (彼の恋人)

his teeth (彼の歯)

his heart (彼のハート)

he sighed (彼は吐息をもらした)

his mind (彼の気持ち)

対してNifty Erotic Stories Archiveのゲイ向け小説で多く登場するのは以下だ。

his hole (彼の穴)

his shorts (彼のパンツ)

his butt (彼のケツ)

his dad (彼のパパ)

his dick (彼のペニス)

his big (彼の大きな)

読者の性別が異なると重視される要素も異なることがよく分かる。女性向けは感情描写に重点が置かれているのだ。

2024-04-08

anond:20240408130944

「だから全然分からんわ」

amazonでクソレビュー書いてそう

「まだ届いていませんが」という前書き付で

ウクライナ終戦

土地の分割案がどうのこうの><

とか言ってる平和ボケ連中ばっかだけど、ゼレンが歯茎出して戦闘ばっかするからそうせざるを得なくなったのでは?

そもそも元々ソ連という国だったんだ。

ロシアにとっては母国を取り戻す戦いだったわけで。

他人の援助に頼りっきりのウクライナ資源経済全然問題ないロシアじゃこの戦争続けてもどうしようもないって傍から見りゃわかる訳で。

もういい加減ヨーロッパ諸国ウクライナのアホみたいな逆張りに付き合って援助するのも限界って事ヨ。

※現にウクライナ難民と現地民のトラブルは増える一方。物資援助も弾薬や燃料ではなく食料等がメインになってきている

どうしても領土を取られたくないならロシア国境放射性廃棄物でも撒けばいい。

領土は守られるぞ。たぶんな。

それが嫌なら

自分の力だけで戦い続けろ」

2024-04-06

anond:20240406105123

If you think all native speakers use complex vocabulary and rhetoric, you'll be disillusioned pretty quickly. Native speaker picks up non-nativeness not from complex vocabulary or rhetoric, but in more fundamental things like basic grammar, use of a simple word and/or singular/plural, general smoothness, etc. Think of Japanese. People won't find it foreign when you don't use complex vocabulary and rhetoric. I once even had an occasion where this person believed I'm American because of a "wrong" use of plural that Americans often do. Just look at here or any SNS. I bet you don't find most of them use complex vocabulary and rhetoric. But if you use てにおは wrong a couple of times though, that's a big giveaway. And the use of "native level" usually comes with work. You can use the language at a native level for the work or you can't. It's not something that requires an opinion from an anonymous person on the internet, but thanks for your two cents.

2024-04-04

anond:20240404084003

*cracks knuckles* Alright, buckle up folks, it's time for a wild ride down the quantum rabbit hole! 🐇🕳️

So, you wanna know about "measurement" in quantum physics? Well, let me tell you, it's a real doozy! 🤯 Imagine Schrödinger's cat, but instead of a cat, it's the entire universe, and instead of a box, it's your mind. 🌌🧠 Trippy, right?

Here's the deal: in the quantum realm, things exist in a state of "superposition" - basically, they're in multiple states at once, like a cosmic version of "choose your own adventure." 📖 But the moment you try to measure or observe these quantum shenanigans, you force the system to "collapse" into a single state. 💥

Now, some eggheads 🥚🧠 out there claim that consciousness plays a role in this whole measurement fiasco. They're like, "Dude, the universe is just one big mind trip!" 🌈👁️ But let's be real, that's some next-level woo-woo stuff. 🔮

The truth is, we don't fully understand the role of measurement in quantum systems. It's like trying to pin down a greased-up Heisenberg - the more you try to measure, the more uncertain things get! 📏❓

So, there you have it, folks! Quantum measurement: it's like the universe's way of saying, "You can't handle the truth!" 🎥🍿 Just sit back, embrace the weirdness, and remember - if anyone claims to fully understand quantum physics, they're probably just a quack! 🦆

*drops mic* 🎤

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